What funny sentences are there in the circle of friends?

1, I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.

2. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

I have not only a car, but also my own!

4, obesity is the pain of breathing, eating KFC will hurt, eating McDonald's will hurt, even drinking water will hurt.

5, gain three kilograms on holidays, take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.

6. Either live well or die quickly.

7. You are not a simple and thrifty person. You are poor.

8. God is fair. He gave you Zhang Chou's face, and he will definitely give you a home without money.

9. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is a live broadcast.

10, no one protects my soft sister, I can only learn to be a woman!