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Go out and don't come back. I don't collect garbage. The following is what I arranged for you. I hope you like it.

1, I'm too lazy to miss you now, and it ta

Talk about domineering buckle.

Go out and don't come back. I don't collect garbage. The following is what I arranged for you. I hope you like it.

1, I'm too lazy to miss you now, and it ta

Talk about domineering buckle.

Go out and don't come back. I don't collect garbage. The following is what I arranged for you. I hope you like it.

1, I'm too lazy to miss you now, and it takes brain cells.

I beat everyone for you, but in the end you pushed me off the cliff.

3, want to go, want to stay, and will not be forced in the future.

You don't know how strong you are until you have experienced it. You put up with everything.

A man who can bend down to help you tie your shoelaces is always better than a man who can only help you undress.

6. There is a big plate on these two lips.

7. Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

8. God-given labor and capital are brilliant, and labor and capital will be crazier than the sky.

9. I'm not afraid of waiting and pain, but I'm afraid I won't wake up without the ending I want.

10, don't make yourself sad, that's not what you should do.

1 1. When someone says they hate you, you should tell him proudly. Do you think I like you?

12, people who hate me do you think I like you very much?

13. Even if the whole world betrays you, I am willing to betray the whole world for you.

14. Thank you for being so busy and hurting me in person.

15. Don't do things that you regret. If you do, do what others regret.

16. People who are capable of being willful will also be capable of being strong.

17. Love is when one heart meets another, not one face meets another.

18, have you found that excellent people are generally single?

19, the person you like doesn't need to comment, because he occupies the group.

20. Since ancient times, no one has died. First, * * * will die, then I will die.

2 1, those who laugh at me, don't be too proud, I warn you: the road is still long, don't be too crazy.

22, two cute to the extreme is cute, cute to the extreme is awkward!

23. There is still a long way to go. Don't drag me to hell so early. I have a family to feed.

24. If the road to heaven is too far, then I will go to hell crazily.

25. Leave my world with your * * *, and I will fulfill your shame.

26. Don't come back when you are gone. I don't collect garbage.

It doesn't matter, you don't have to give me a chance, anyway, I still have a lifetime to waste.

28, no experience, no matter how beautiful it is, it is disease-free.

29. In this world, a man's most precious property is a woman's heart.

30. I am selfish. I hope you only belong to me.

3 1, don't say sorry to me, as if it were my fault not to forgive you.

Friendship can be further transformed into love. Love takes a step back, but is no longer a friend.

33. Without an important feeling, madness is so helpless.

34. The so-called blessing turned out to be just cheating, and the sublimation of the relationship was just a dying struggle of desire.

35. The whole world is so harmonious, but I am out of place.

Don't show off your family's money. It's your parents' capital. You can't interfere.

37. I want to elope, too, but I am alone.

You and I are unique mortals, so don't think too highly of yourself.

39, measure your value, I don't have time to listen to your nonsense!

I know I have changed a lot, so I like myself better.

Careful selection

1. Opportunity is a step to distinguish a hero from a bear. The previous step is nothing, and the next step is nothing.

I turned around silently, just to give you another gorgeous appearance.

Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

4. We are young and we can laugh.

The famous flower is taken, and Gladstone loosens the soil.

6, don't be obsessed with the pot, the pot is just a fried rice.

7. Smart people play jokes on themselves, while stupid people play jokes on others.

8. I want to sail with my exclusive memory of you.

Don't worship my brother, he doesn't have much money in his pocket.

10, your smile is priceless in my life.

1 1, quietly behind you, with my eyes to protect you through every intersection.

12, if life is really impermanent, I am willing to face it calmly and not panic.

13, even if the egg hurts, be calm.

14, women can listen but not believe.

15, life is not satisfactory and life is earth-shattering.

16, I can resist anything but temptation.

17, I'm still talking about it, and I'm still talking about it.

18, in the age of promiscuity, I just need to learn to behave myself.

19, I have my own style, you can't afford to imitate it.

20, hold you tight and never let go, let happiness accompany you.

2 1. There are many fish in the sea, so why look for them in the class?

I swear that I will be honest with you all my life.

23. I am not green tea, so I have no chance to drink another bottle.

You are beautiful, but among us handsome guys, it's not your turn.

25. Shave your head and be a dishonest monk.

26. I won't tell you that I ate cut cake. I want to be rich and handsome.

27, don't say low-key, I just take this tone.

28. Clean up the old mountains and rivers and start from scratch.

29. I have been striving for a single sister; I never give up married women.

30. The most painful thing is to watch big legs wearing miniskirts.

3 1. The proudest thing a man can say in his life is that his wife is waiting for me to eat at home.

Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job.

33. When I found my wife, I wanted to ask the first time, where have you been all these years?

34. Save water. Can I wash with my girlfriend?

35. I have no time to participate in your past, but you will have me in your future.

36. Once a little girl said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just grow!

37. I found the best endorsement for men-bird's nest!

38. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, but that legends are so beautiful.

39. I like all girls who have true feelings.

40, too rational, that's not youth.