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Do you say marriage is the best in the world?

The longest marriage in the world _ Feeling a married woman 102) sounds incredible, but after watching the TV program, you will feel that everything is touchable and real, but it is as beautiful as a fairy tale.

This is by far the longest marriage in the world. The hero Zhang Daye 106 years old and her mother-in-law Lu 102 years old. Add up to 208 years old. A couple from the Qing Dynasty to the present can be described as "rare treasures".

Uncle Zhang is a happy guy. Make people feel happy inside. His heart is very sunny. His eyes are full of happy and beautiful scenery. Two old people are like two children, one wants to tease, the other wants to get angry, the other wants to coax and the other wants to laugh.

Uncle Zhang doesn't drink three meals a day and is unhappy. It's no problem to drink half a catty of wine Asked the secret of his longevity, he said, "Eat wine".

Uncle Zhang and grandma Lu take the first bite of every meal and feed each other. Uncle Zhang takes care of it first, but he should also think of Uncle Zhang first.

Especially when the two old people were arranged to eat steak, Uncle Zhang finally cut a piece. He swallowed his saliva and fed the beef. Speaking of which, this is really the happiest woman in the world. They have been married for 90 years, not only in length, but also in thickness!

Uncle Zhang has the habit of giving money to his mother-in-law. In fact, he only gave 1 yuan 5 every time, but lied to his wife that it was 150. This makes people feel really funny. Uncle Zhang often says, "Take yours. In the future, you should go first, cross Naihe Bridge and ask for money. Be sure to pack some in your bag. I can't get by without money. "

An old couple in Leshan have lived together for two centuries, and flirting is the magic weapon of love.

"Today, 90 years ago, they tied the knot and invited two old people to drink this bowl of wine. Let's celebrate their lives together. " At noon on the 5th, a small farmhouse in Daxuetang Village, Qianfo Town, Jingyan County, Leshan City, Sichuan Province was full of laughter. Surrounded by relatives and friends, 106-year-old and 102-year-old wives Lu all wore bright red wedding dresses and their faces were filled with happy smiles to celebrate their 90th wedding.

He told his wife to drink less.

At noon 12, music sounded, firecrackers exploded, the wedding officially started, and the scene was boiling.

According to the arrangement of the master of ceremonies, the parents walked hand in hand to the middle of the yard in the applause of everyone, and then Lao Zhangman Jincai gently lifted the red veil on his wife's head with a balance beam. When drinking a toast, Zhang Jin took the bowl and gulped it down, and then quietly told his wife, "You should drink less."

Coax your wife into singing, dancing and not laughing.

Always cheerful and optimistic, but often angry. Whenever his wife loses her temper, Zhang Jincai's "magic weapon" is singing. "My mom is angry and my dad sings until my mom laughs." Zhang Jiyuan, the eldest son, said "expose".

For decades, I have been angry for more than half a day at a time. If Zhang Jincai still doesn't laugh at her when she sings, he will "dance". Anyway, his wife will find it boring if she doesn't laugh. Even now, both of them are over 100 years old. Whenever his wife is angry, he will "do the same thing again" and "lick" it with a cane.

It is reported that Lu's health is not very good, and she hasn't been out for a long time. Every time Zhang Jincai comes back from other places, she must tell her something new and let her know the latest "news".

The record-breaking marriage age exceeds the Guinness Book of Records.

Today, the Zhang Jincai family has lived under the same roof for five generations. The couple have 10 children, 7 of whom are still alive. Among their grandchildren, the oldest is over 50, and the total population of the whole family is 1 18.

According to the person in charge of Jingyan County Aging Office, the married age of the couple has surpassed the record of "the longest married age" set by the late Liu Yongyang and Wan Couple in Guishan Township, Taoyuan County, Taiwan Province Province, China in 86 years and 4 months. At the same time, the couple's age has reached 208, which may be the oldest couple in China.

What is the age of marriage at 90?

There was another episode at the wedding. When everyone raised their glasses, someone asked, "After 50 years of marriage, it is called golden marriage. What should I call it after 90 years of marriage? " This question puzzled not only the wedding host, but also the guests.

It is understood that 15 years of marriage is called crystal marriage, 25 years of silver marriage, 40 years of ruby marriage, 50 years of golden marriage and 60 years of diamond marriage ... However, after 90 years of marriage, few couples can stick to this point, and so far there is no good name.