The advantage of being a straight girl is that you must fall in love with a straight girl.

There is a creature in this world that is more difficult to flirt with than a straight man.

Ta is the straight girl of steel.

The average girl hides in her boyfriend's arms as soon as she hears the thunder:

Oh, that's terrible. ...

Straight women are fearless and don't even say a word for you:

Thunder, this heavenly hammer is a purple and gold hammer. ...

So, what kind of experience is it to fall in love with a straight woman?

? 1 It probably means that all flirting is indifferent to her.

Just like the rain in Mao Mao. You think you can go out romantically with an umbrella, but she says the weather is so suitable for sleeping that you are speechless.

Like baked sweet potatoes, it is hot in winter. You want to warm her hands and her stomach, but she seriously asks if you can't fart if you eat too much. Make you laugh and cry.

Like a surprise proposal. You looked at her affectionately on one knee. What she said was not "I do", but "Aiqing stepped forward", which made you love and hate.

It seems that all your little thoughts don't work anywhere on her, but you don't know how strange the romantic brain circuit of a straight girl is.

Rainy days are suitable for sleeping, because you are lying beside you;

Even if you eat too many sweet potatoes, you fart with you;

Ai Qing stands upright, because you are his only love minister …

Some people say that dating a straight woman is like eating durian.

You look hard on the outside, but it tastes sweet and melts in your mouth.

Some people say that straight women are like hedgehogs.

Outsiders only see her covered in thorns, but they can't see the softness in her bones.

I think it is a very happy thing to fall in love with a straight girl, because only you can experience all kinds of flavors because of her softness.

Only you can discover the sweetness of her secondary attribute.

This may call Qing a loyal minister, or Huang a loving princess.

Falling in love with a straight girl is probably like a cute pet developing a game. You watched her get closer to you.

Some people say that straight women are more terrible creatures than straight men.

Because you will find that she is an eternal existence.

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Probably just like you send her sweet and greasy love words, she will only send countless hahaha, and vomit by the way.

Or if you send a sour love poem to express your love, she will say that we may be uneducated.

It seems that straight women have a hundred ways to choke you back and make you unprepared.

You think she is indestructible and impregnable, but you don't know how stupid and cute she is.

My friend Qiangzi told me that when he first started dating his girlfriend, he was often dumped within three or two days.

Then my girlfriend will seriously say: Let's be brothers.

Every time I make Hadron's head big, I still wonder if I didn't impress her enough.

Later, Hadron's girlfriend said that she didn't know how to love Hadron or how to respond to Hadron.

Although I like it, I don't know how to be a couple.

So Hadron, the little white, took his girlfriend Xiaobai and looked for the mode of love together.

It's probably like Gun asking what he would do when he dated another boy in his childhood. I didn't expect Tong Nian to be the first love with him.

Two people who don't understand love learn to love each other better because of love.

Just like developing a game. I can accept your good or bad.

Being as firm as a brother is the best way to describe falling in love with a straight girl.

Maybe you don't realize that the straight girl is a treasure girl, just as you never thought she was so knowledgeable.

She can stay up with you to watch the World Cup at 3: 00 in the middle of the night and talk about Argentina or Portugal.

She can accompany you to sweat profusely on the court, and she will show you which one is more handsome in the next three-pointers.

She can queue up with you to buy shoes, discuss which color scheme is cooler, and make a pair of happy shoes and dogs.

You will always be surprised at her fit with you, and you will always be glad that everything she brings you is fresh.

Such sweet and in tune love can only be experienced by straight women.

Sometimes we can be brothers, and sometimes we can flatter each other like friends.

Most importantly, our sweet love is rich and colorful.

Therefore, you must talk to a straight woman when you are in love.

They have no routine, let alone disguise.

Only one true heart loves you completely.

They love and hate clearly and refuse ambiguity.

Never play with anyone's feelings in mysterious ways.

Stiff in appearance and radiant in heart.

All straight girls are human treasures.

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