Tell me about those people who have been single on Tanabata.

1, don't ask me why I'm single. It's against heaven for us immortals to fall in love with mortals.

We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.

Take your lover out to play on Valentine's Day. So, after Tomb-Sweeping Day, should I bring two ghosts out?

4. Stop saying that you are lonely and addicted to alcohol. Actually, you are single dog.

The whole world smells of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.

6. God is fair. He let you spend Singles' Day, but not Valentine's Day.

7. History is always strikingly similar. Single on Tanabata the year before last, single on Tanabata last year and single on Tanabata this year.

Don't ask me how to spend this Valentine's Day this year. I really want to skip, skip and muddle along, but I still admit that I only feel sad.

9. How many people say false love words under the guise of Valentine's Day, and how many people say sincere love words under the guise of April Fool's Day.

10, I am relieved to see that your boyfriend and girlfriend are so ugly.

1 1, this Valentine's Day, like Tomb-Sweeping Day, is to send vegetables and flowers.

12, Valentine's Day is coming. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I sell dog food.

13, did someone ask me to be alone on Valentine's Day? Funny, can't people become dogs?

14, are you short of light bulbs on Valentine's Day? The kind that sits and eats without talking. I'll leave after eating. Really, I can also take pictures and retouch your pictures.

15, don't ask me how to spend Tanabata, skip it, Tanabata is just a reminder for me in the middle of the summer vacation.