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The most romantic love: the happiest thing is that the person you like likes you more than you do.

1. The happiest thing is that the person you like likes you more than you do.

2. After going to the toilet in the middle of the night, you climb back to bed with cold hands and feet, and a person's consciousness desperately pushes you into his arms. That kind of warmth is really rich.

Best of all, when people are crowded, you naturally hold my hand.

You don't have everything I like, but I like all your looks.

5. Dialogue between a pair of newly-married friends, the bride: "Do you think we will be together in the next life?" Groom: "You asked this question in your last life."

It's none of my business where you are going, but I can't sit by and watch you frown.

7. I will be responsible for the grievances in your heart, no matter who gives them.

8. "Wife, you are the cutest person I have ever met!" "Trojan horse! Husband, I like you who have never seen the world ... "

9. I like to make you angry and then slap your bulging face.

10. At the gate of the obstetrics and gynecology operating room, the wife nervously took her husband's hand: "Husband, do you like boys or girls?" The husband calmly said, "I like both." If it's a girl, I'll pay for your online shopping. If it is a boy, then we will pay for your online shopping together! " "

1 1. "You are so excellent that you will be liked by more and more people. What should I do? " "I like it."

12. Come to me when you are tired. I want you and me.

13. "Why don't you have a boyfriend?" "Why don't you have a girlfriend, because dating is not allowed at home?"

14. As long as you dare to bet on me, I will not let you lose if I fight for my life.

15. There is still one minute to go to class. I watched you secretly in front of your class for nine minutes, but I haven't found you yet. Where have you been? The bell rang and I turned my head and rushed back to the classroom. Unexpectedly, the moment I turned my head, I bumped into a warm chest! I looked up to see who it was. The owner of the box said, "I have been behind you for ten minutes!" " Who are you looking at? I 'm going to be upset! "

16. I like flowers in spring, trees in summer, dusk in autumn, sunshine in winter, and you every day.

17. You are responsible for making money to support your family, and I am responsible for beauty.

18. I hope I can write your name together, whether on the invitation or on the tombstone of the funeral.

19. I love you forever, and death is the boundary. I never wanted to give up on you in my life.

20. He is always a heavy smoker. Later, he fell in love with a boy. Once, when he was smoking, the boy coughed twice. He put out his cigarette without saying anything and never touched it again. Fifty years later, two old people were sitting in the sunset, and he claimed credit: "I gave up smoking for you." He chuckled: "You said that time? I cough to ask you to give me one. Therefore, I will quit smoking with you ... "

2 1. If one day I suddenly want to travel around the world, can I go with you?

22. In your name, in my name, never give up.

23. "I may fall in love with other girls in the future." "Well ..." "She may call you softly: Mom! . "

24. If there is no door in heaven, I would like to go to hell with you!

25. At the blind date, the father said, "My daughter is beautiful and can cook." She touched the scar on her face and thought, where can I cook? With more and more frequent contact, she asked him, did you have someone you liked before? "Yes, she is beautiful and can cook." She began to learn to cook. Every time he eats it, he always says, "It's delicious." Later, she finally got angry. "Do you love me or her!" He smiled. "Fool, I have been waiting for her since she lost her memory in the car accident."

26. Ten years later, you will still be with me, and a hundred years later, I will bury you in my grave.

27. Even in another 100 years or 1000 years, both of us will become ashes, and our ashes will merge together. You have me, I have you!

28. The best love letter a man can give a woman is a marriage certificate.

29. Even if you are a cactus, I am willing to endure all the pain to hug you.

30. He quarreled with her. He slammed the door and left. Whoever comes back is the grandson! Two hours later, he stood downstairs and shouted, "Grandma, I'm coming to see you!" " "