A joke about asking for leave.

1. When you ask for leave in class, you should write down the reasons for asking for leave and explain the reasons, such as catching a cold, and then the reason is that you didn't cover the quilt last night.

A talented person asked for leave, and the class teacher was completely out of control. It is estimated that you will catch a cold tomorrow. Reason: The quilt is too thin.

2. A boy shook his waist. The next day, a classmate handed a note: "Teacher, I am in pain, pain, pain ..."

The teacher criticized: "I am very sympathetic and passed smoothly."

3. A talented woman occasionally caught a cold and asked her classmates to bring a note: "At present, I occasionally get a minor illness, and the bitter medicine is hard to swallow. Women's advice: Good medicine tastes bitter. I don't think so. Throw it in the sewer. Regret! The disease is getting worse, and the cold and heat are forcing. Weakness of limbs, shaking hands when writing. If the teacher is merciful, then ask for leave! "

Teacher's criticism: dizzy!

A student's leave note to the English teacher is like this: OK?

Teacher's criticism: OK!

5. An art-loving student wrote such a leave note: A contact lens dropped, and your five senses became blurred in my eyes. I can't defile your beauty with such irresponsible eyes. Please give me a holiday for your image in my heart!

Teacher's criticism: I'm so touched, allow me to leave!