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The beauty of eating watermelon in summer is funny. Talk about the choice of sentences.

About the beauty and funny of eating watermelon in summer. Sentence selection (1) 1, this summer, watermelon is busy loving summer, girls are busy being strong, and girlfriends are busy falling in love with their boyfriends.

2、? I want to eat half a watermelon with you silently until the tail grows out in summer.

3、? Probably no one will wake up hungry in the middle of the night to eat watermelon like me.

4、? Summer is the season to eat watermelon without lunch.

5、? Watermelon is my lover and wax gourd is my lover.

7、? Summer is coming, carry forward the spirit of loving watermelon.

8、? Eating watermelon is simply the happiest thing in summer.

9、? Summer has come, and it's watermelon season again. I ate watermelon for the first time this summer, hehe.

10、? I bought two watermelons on my way off work, six and a half dollars! I shouted: master, forget 50 cents! The master nodded and said, then I will charge you seven dollars!

1 1、? It's melon season again this year, but I can't eat watermelon.

12、? In the hot summer, under the high temperature of more than 40 degrees, as long as you eat a watermelon, you will feel cool and comfortable immediately.

13、? Perhaps the best things in summer are eating watermelon and swimming.

14、? I just want to eat watermelon and sleep under air conditioning in summer, because Xiamen is too hot.

15、? Happiness is the summer when you are full, then exercise, then take a bath, then blow dry your hair and then chew watermelon.

16、? How can a season without watermelon be called summer?

17、? I want to eat watermelon with you in June

18、? Chestnuts in winter, watermelons in summer, you and me all year round.

19、? Watermelon at home is sweeter than first love.

20、? I am a girl who doesn't like watermelon, but summer is the season to eat watermelon. I like summer.

About the beauty and funny of eating watermelon in summer. Selected sentences (2) 1,? I like to eat watermelon.

2、? Please give me a thin-skinned seedless watermelon!

3、? The moment I took my first bite of watermelon, last summer, I came every night when I was eating watermelon and watching a play with my roommates.

4、? Dafa watermelon is the soul of summer. I can eat watermelon every day.

5、? To have a complete summer, we must eat watermelon, ice cream and fat house for fun.

6、? I know I can't eat more watermelon, but how can I live without watermelon in summer?

7、? I used to skip meals for several days in summer and dig watermelons with a spoon at home from morning till night.

8、? In summer, I especially miss the days when air conditioners were blown, watermelons were eaten and dramas were performed in university dormitories. What a pleasant day! ! !

9、? My summer: mobile phone, computer, air conditioner, watermelon wifi in summer, enough!

10、? Watermelon leaves lemon and mango.

1 1、? The reason why summer is so beautiful is because watermelon insists.

12、? Watermelon lovers are strawberry storm ice cream in summer, rainbow jeans with white half-sleeve skirt, sandals, cold beer and peanuts.

13、? In the hot summer, under the high temperature of more than 40 degrees, as long as you eat a watermelon, you will feel cool and comfortable immediately.

14、? To have a complete summer, you must eat watermelon ice cream and fat house pistachio water.

15、? Summer is here, should we eat watermelon or the sweetest piece in the middle? Ha ha ha ha.

16、? If you are like watermelon ice cream, I wish you could accompany me in summer.

17、? Summer without watermelon is incomplete.

18、? Taking a nap on the sofa with iced tea and eating watermelon all belong to summer!

19、? Watermelon tastes delicious, sweet and delicious.

20、? Autumn is back .. Autumn wind can't take away my thoughts, my tears, it takes away the watermelon. ..

About the beauty and funny of eating watermelon in summer. Selected sentences (3) 1,? Watermelon is my lover and wax gourd is my lover.

2、? I fell in love with watermelon in summer and cotton in winter.

3、? Watermelon: I'm just a girl. I am vain. I'll be selfish. You just don't know.

4、? Of course, the little luck in summer is to eat watermelon until you are full ~ it's too comfortable and annoying.

5、? In summer, I especially miss the days when air conditioners were blown, watermelons were eaten and dramas were performed in university dormitories. What a pleasant day! ! !

6、? Summer is here, should we eat watermelon or the sweetest piece in the middle? Ha ha ha ha.

7、? Life will be happier if you don't embarrass yourself. There are air-conditioned watermelons and Wi-Fi claws in summer. Happiness is so much!

8、? Watermelon: Where can I find a vast sky to be glad that I am a stubborn believer in your cage?

9、? Drinking iced tea, taking a nap on the sofa and eating watermelon all belong to summer!

10、? Summer is the season to eat watermelon. It seems that I seldom eat watermelon these two years. I can't eat a quarter by myself, and I'm too embarrassed to let my boss sell an eighth. Suddenly I found that a person is so lonely even eating a watermelon.

1 1、? I fell in love with watermelon in summer and cotton in winter.

12、? The charming oval face fascinates you. The charming watermelon face fascinates you.

13、? Summer is watermelon hot pot Yakult basketball pizza air conditioning piano mask skateboard underwear Totoro gecko.

14、? In fact, it's okay to be sad occasionally. You can think of it as practicing calligraphy. For example, I like watermelon, but oranges and watermelons eloped.

15、? Summer is suitable for swimming, drinking and eating watermelon. If there is no watermelon, drink watermelon-flavored wine.

16、? Watermelon is needed in summer, big watermelon.

17、? Let's eat watermelon, make TV series and have two bottles of soda. After all, it is summer!

18、? Watermelon, sweet potato, green apple, pear and peach are all special for summer.

19、? Eat watermelon to your heart's content in summer, but you are not afraid of a spring cube laundry tablet.

20、? Read a favorite book in sunny days, eat a big mouthful of sweet watermelon in hot summer, and secretly miss my husband in the dead of night.

Funny, say something

1, how far is your mind? Get out of here! Don't smile at your sister, she will fall off when she smiles.

3. Our goal: Look at the money and make money from it.

4. I'm stupid and I'm happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy.

I really hope to start school on February 29th, once every four years!

6. Earned 200 million, lost memory once, and remembered once.

7. It is the most important thing to get out of the street without taking a boat or booking a ride.

8. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly anointed it.

9. You made my eyes red, but I smiled and forgave.

10, I seem to be allergic to paper, and I feel uncomfortable every time I do my homework.

1 1, sharing is a virtue, give someone a rose and leave a lingering fragrance!

12, you smell her perfume, which is not as expensive as mine.

13, those hurdles that can't be crossed are not because your legs are short!

14, mortgage is to put you on the ground and peel off your skin layer by layer.

15, let us smell fragrant ~ soft and bright as if we often hear it!

16, I have an old enemy since I was a child. His name is someone else's child.

17, it's not that I didn't do well in the exam, but that I will answer it, but it won't.

18, I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest except me.

Life is like a pressure cooker. I know myself well when I'm under too much pressure.

What matters in life is not where you stand, but where you are going.

2 1, I'm willing to be your best listener and watch you pretend from beginning to end.

22. keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

23. The friend said, Hey, you are really good. Long time no see, you have gained weight.

Although I don't like seafood, mermaids are acceptable.

25, jealous, don't be a dog, is it interesting to stab in the back?

26. Time is a great thing, which can make fate erratic.

27. I don't want a dog or a cat. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs made me rich.

28. A person's body is limited. There is so much fat that there is no place to put his face value.

29. The best wishes are not written on greeting cards, but in the remarks column of transfer.

30, watching gossip happen instead of 8 18, isn't it silly!

3 1, seeing their wedding photos, I really want to pS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.

32. The time is right, the address is right, the emotion is right, but the characters are wrong!

On hearing the bell, a large group of windy children rushed out of the classroom.

34. Whether you are studying or traveling, your body and soul must be on the road.

We are good friends. I'll help you when you fall, but let me finish laughing first.

I didn't know dinosaurs could really reappear until I met you.

37, nothing to bask in the sun, maybe no one will call you an idiot if you get tanned.

38. Every time I feel your eyes, my whole head will be filled with happiness.

39. I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain taught me to swim.

40. What's it like to be short? Clearly want to stare, abruptly became a show cute.

4 1, Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

42. In a word, it's cold in winter, and I don't even want to lift the quilt.

43. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard!

44. A greeting is full of youth, and others can't hear it. Years are concentrated in your sight.

45. True love is when we are old, I will still remember the way you moved me.

46. Do your parents know that you are so awesome at school? They told us how to be great!

47. When your indifference exceeds the load that my heart can bear, I will give my heart to you and leave.

48. I just want to say that my parents suspect me of puppy love. You overestimate my ability.

49. Teacher: Xiaoming, do you know why you want to take a geography class? Xiaoming: Because there is no justice.

50. Three things performed every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late.

5 1, I swear, cancel all previous vows from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

52. When I say I like you, will you hug me and say, Shit, I stopped talking!

53. I want a stable score, can resist the cruelty of exams, and have a home among the piles of schoolmasters.

54. I want to lose weight. I want to roast chicken. You can't have your cake and eat it, so roast suckling pig is used instead.

Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

Boss, is money really that important to you? You talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind?

57. I can eat by my face, but I have to work hard. This is the gap between me and Mingming. . .

58. There are two kinds of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You belong in the middle, so ugly.

59. If your high school classmate was sitting in a KTV and you happened to meet her, would you? I'll point her out.

60. I only love to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously believe that you will not leave me. Stupidity turned out to be a kind of dependence. .

6 1, people are invincible, you are invincible, you say how cheap you are, you need to measure it with space.

62. During the Warring States Period, Fan Ju was the earliest recorded person suffering from procrastination. He said: revenge is never too late for a gentleman.

63. I want to hold your hand, go to a place called forever, see the eternal scenery, and taste the dry sea and rotten rocks.

64. I always want to find an excuse to catch your eye when I meet you, even if I look back for a moment, I will remember it for a long time.

65. The wife is a big tree, and the lover is a grass. Planting a big tree is good for enjoying the cool, and raising a piece of grass is good for walking birds, which is a harmonious society and environmental protection.

66. Just now, I heard two pupils outside the store say: Soon! Soon! 95%! So I silently turned off wifi.

67. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, and then it wouldn't come back with me, wasting my heart and lungs on it!

68. Foreign officials who hit people must hide their identity, otherwise it will be a scandal; Domestic officials must be confident in beating people and take out their certificates to scare you to death!

69. The heart should let you hear, love should let you see, and you are not afraid to admit how attached you are; When I miss you, I hope you can receive my sincere message!

70. A girl shouted to the sea on the beach: the sea, my mother! A man heard this and shouted to the sea: the sea, my mother-in-law.

7 1, I saw you fall down in the street the other day, and you were worried to death. I hope the reality can be like the internet, and I can click on the praise in the lower right corner.

72. It's the annual college entrance examination, and I'm only five points short of being admitted to Tsinghua. Think of it as tears. I think that year, my score in Tsinghua was 695, and I got 69.

73. Summer is a hot temper. In order to copy gold coins, you copy mine, you will, I will, everyone will, everyone is a triad, no matter what you care, I will copy.

74. I once played at my aunt's house and went back at night. My sister's brother insisted on seeing me off, so I joked that I was safe. Then my brother said, even if you are safe, you can't stand the darkness.

75. There is a paradise above and a casino below; If you don't eat vegetables, go online; Have money to pick up girls, but no money to grab them; Everyone practices boxing, curses and sings; Unique wine rack, healthy smoking; At this rate, it would have collapsed.

76. I joked with a girl in the private room that I really miss the sun! What does sister mean by the sun? I said the sun is the sun! Sister smiled: You want me to make it clear! You intellectuals!

77. I dreamed of you yesterday. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You stand by the blue sea, and I will stab you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard has a hard shell.

78. It is better to have a good father than to learn math and physics well. As China people, why should we learn foreign languages? Chinese biology and geography are not as good as novels and cartoons; It is not easy to cheat in the exam, so I cheated my parents. Parents? Wrong number?

79. I went home two days ago and saw several scratches on my dad's face, which had just scabbed. Out of concern, I asked what was going on. Dad vaguely said that he had hit the door, and the mother next to him proudly said, I am the door.

80. Female, I was squatting in the toilet today. An admirer called me and asked me what I was doing. My quick answer is: shit. After three seconds of silence, he said, Holy shit. I said blankly, I don't need to do it myself

You eat and eat. You are not fat. Tell me something funny about being fat. Tell me about it.

1. If having money is also a mistake, I'd rather repeat it. I am fat because many things are hard to lose weight.

I hate Qin Shihuang. He burned the book, but he didn't finish it.

I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

5. You won't get fat if you eat it. Take a bite, take a bite, and you won't get fat. If you eat your period, you won't get fat. In fact, you are not fat, just a big skeleton.

6. To buy water, the boss said two pieces. I said the suggested retail price is1.a bottle of 5 yuan. The boss said: I don't accept his suggestion!

7. It is said that zombies only eat people with brains, so you are safe.

8. You don't have to fall in love with a beautiful person, but you must fall in love with someone who makes your life beautiful.

9. Russia runs towards the green light and deviates from your direction, but you are calmly drinking a cup of afternoon tea.

10. I finally accepted my ugliness, and I have to accept it again after cutting my hair, alas.

1 1. After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

12. When I get up every morning, I don't rely on alarm clocks and dreams, but I have been urinating all night.

13. There are only two things I can't do in my life, neither this nor that.

14. I finally found a question that Baidu didn't know: Do you know when I will have my period?

15. Failure is not terrible, but success is the key.

16. My father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

17. If you look fat, I'll take you!

18. Fat people, no, rude people. ..

19. If you are unhappy, you like to eat. If you eat, you will be fat. If you are fat, you will be unhappy.

20. The fat man is shouting, and the thin man is doing such a thing.

2 1. I looked good when I was fat, but I lost weight.

22. Ugly people like to say what you are looking at.

23. Give my future mother-in-law a bad review, and the delivery is too slow.

24. In the workplace, I should, like Conan, have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

25. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and most likely, I am hungry!

26. Children often cough badly, and most of them don't want to go to school to pretend. Just give them two meals.

27. menstruation is like a big wolf. When he leaves, he always shouts: I will definitely come back.

28. Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm too lazy to be thin.

29. Don't reveal your wound to others. There are not many doctors in the world, but many people sprinkle salt.

30. I've seen ugly ones, but I've never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

3 1. Do you think the bell is a good voice in China?

32. Lonely women shake WeChat, while empty men search nearby.

33. I met a lover's signature: I can keep my word, and the person I like has to change every day.

34. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

36. The fortune teller said that I would meet a woman who was important to my life when I was eighty. Her name is Meng Po.

I can use magic to make you forget that you are a pig. I am not a pig. You see, you have forgotten.

Don't try to cheat me, or I'll play along.

39. You are a big beast with a face like a TV set. I wonder if your face looks like a TV socket.

40. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

Talking about eating watermelon in summer

Talking about eating watermelon in summer

First, I want to eat watermelon with you in summer, and make simple things with milk tea in winter to become people who appreciate each other.

Second, eat watermelon, cherry, bayberry and lychee crayfish in summer.

Third, eat watermelon to your heart's content in summer, and you are not afraid of having spring cube laundry tablets.

My uncles and aunts came to Taiwan Province Province yesterday and slept with them for one night. After listening to Jinhua's words all night, it seems that he has returned to a small town lying on a mahjong table in summer, eating watermelon and watching TV. I remember the afternoon when I first came to the island, the plane was surrounded by a group of Shanghainese, as if you would only stay at the airport for one night.

I am a girl who doesn't like watermelon, but summer is the season to eat watermelon. I like summer.

Sixth, it's the season to eat watermelon ~ Summer memories ~

7. Is it a perfect match to eat watermelon like this in summer?

Eight, summer is here, everyone should remember to eat more watermelons and take less medicine.

Nine, the happiest thing in summer is to eat the first bite of watermelon.

By the way, why didn't anyone argue whether to add salt or sugar to watermelon in summer?

XI。 Reasoning can be rational if you have a secret love, which is why there are so many people looking for marriage. The heartbeat is as irresistible as eating watermelon in summer.

Twelve, eat watermelon in summer. When will you take a vacation this summer? I also want to go to the seaside. Sunshine, beach, waves ~ even if you are squatting at home, you should go to bask in the sun.

I don't want to do anything in hot weather. I want to go home to buy food, cook, eat watermelon, blow air conditioning and take a nap. Summer is so lazy.

In summer, I just want to eat watermelon and sleep under air conditioning, because Xiamen is too hot.

15. Summer is the season to eat watermelon. It seems that we seldom eat watermelon in summer these two years. I can't eat a quarter of the watermelons by myself, and I'm too embarrassed to let my boss sell an eighth. Suddenly found that a person eating a watermelon is so lonely.

13 years ago, where I stayed, I went to school together every day, digging wild vegetables to sell medicinal materials in spring, eating watermelons in summer, picking peaches and peanuts in autumn, and pretending to be a penguin in winter. When I went to college, my grandparents were gone. Now I have graduated from college and returned to my old place. I'm not who I was then. I miss my grandparents and my original friends.

Seventeen, summer is the season to eat watermelon without lunch.

I know I can't eat more watermelon, but how can I live without watermelon in summer?

Nineteen, if you can eat watermelon in summer, it is also a good happiness.

Twenty, it took me two weeks to welcome the summer when I couldn't eat watermelon without sugar.

Twenty-one, the heartbeat is as irresistible as eating watermelon in summer.

Love is as irresistible as eating watermelon in summer. Eat watermelon, brush your teeth and sleep. Finally, I will go back to school tomorrow. The decadent days of sleeping at home for 5 nights officially ended with the decadent May. It's really, really over

Twenty-three, soon, I will become an old senior in junior year. I brought a bottle of beer back to the dormitory and continued to drink it with my roommate another day. Then the dormitory lights went out, and four people happily ate puffs and watermelons. It seems that this is the summer I am looking forward to.

Twenty-four, it's really the season when I can't cool down by taking a shower twice a day and drinking McDonald's iced coke and two popsicles. Beijing is hotter at night than my home during the day. I can't help but sigh that air conditioning is really the greatest invention in the world, so the day of sitting in an air-conditioned room and eating watermelon is coming! In summer, the stomach droops as watermelon and drunkenness as barbecue.

Perhaps the best things in summer are eating watermelon and swimming.

Twenty-six, summer is here, teach you a good way to eat watermelon, and you don't have to spit melon seeds everywhere in the future!

I like this summer, but I don't like it.

Twenty-eight, watch the summer of the Champions League final while eating watermelon and oysters!

Twenty-nine, blowing air conditioning to eat watermelon and then brushing Taobao is one of the coolest things in summer!

Thirty, I run and swim alone for an hour. I really want to go home to swim with my father, drink lemonade made by my mother, eat watermelon and blow air conditioning after walking. This is summer!

I like listening to folk songs in winter and eating watermelons in summer. I am just an ordinary person with my own experience and feelings. Good night

Thirty-two, I eat watermelon in summer. No matter how expensive it is, I have never wronged myself on food. I am a cat with principles.

Thirty-three, eating watermelons and watching dramas in the dormitory and turning on the air conditioner are simply things to do in summer!

I won't eat watermelon so recklessly this summer. I haven't recovered for three days.

Thirty-five, eating a watermelon in summer is enough. The happiest thing in summer is to wear a beautiful skirt. The most annoying thing in summer is that the wardrobe is so tidy that it will be scrapped in a few days.

For those girls who only eat watermelons in summer and want to lose weight, or refuse to touch any oil but can't put down dessert, I regret to tell you that you will continue to gain weight.

Thirty-seven, I suddenly thought of sitting on the balcony and eating watermelon when I was a child. Summer is always accompanied by sultry and cicada singing, and there is a pile of homework that I don't want to write. I turned up the TV at full volume and have been listening to the movie soundtrack. I listened to Woolf walking towards the light in the stream, and I listened to my heart pounding in my chest.

Thirty-eight, summer looks good, legs look at muscles, eat watermelon and blow air conditioning. Well, last summer was even better.

Thirty-nine, 12 Go back to the dormitory to eat watermelon after getting off the bus! It feels like summer! The teacher in the circle of friends praised me for having a bigger head and a bigger face than a watermelon.

Forty, eat cantaloupe like watermelon. This is the summer mood.