What are the funny jokes in one sentence?

1 My niece sent my daughter-in-law a bunch of flowers. My daughter-in-law is very rare, so she poured my favorite cucumber pickles into the trash can and arranged flowers with that canned bottle.

There has always been a doubt that bread, cucumber, tomato, lettuce and beef are all healthy foods. So, why do they become junk food when they are combined to make beef burgers?

My son dropped five places in the class in the mid-term exam. He explained to me that the exam was more difficult than last time, and he also said that the teacher said so! I actually thought it made sense!

My wife has been practicing yoga recently, and today she dragged me to meditate together. Sit cross-legged face to face, close your eyes and adjust your breathing rhythm. My wife asked me: Do you feel anything? I saw your face move? Me: Honey, can you cover your feet? It smells like you're choking.

One day at noon, my mother cut onions and accidentally dropped a few pieces. As a result, my dog took them away instantly and hid them under the sofa, and came out after a while. Cow faces are all over! Haha, have you ever seen a dog with tears on its face? I've seen it.

Last night, some friends took me out for a midnight snack. I said I didn't want to see them abuse dogs. Then they said that there were four friends who didn't have to be afraid, so I was relieved to go. I ended up having a midnight snack with three couples.

I'm waiting in line to wash the car, and I'm next. At this time, a big brother came over and said that he would sign the contract at night and said that he could transfer 600 yuan to wash it first. At this moment, I admit that money can buy time.

I took two days off at the weekend, and my daughter's bedroom was in a mess. I asked her to tidy it up. The daughter said, "don't you know that the newspaper says' no child labor'?"

Yesterday was our tenth wedding anniversary. I bought red wine, prawns and candles at night, and the room suddenly became warm and romantic. If she hadn't got married yesterday, I really forgot about it and had to drink this glass of wine by myself.

10 didn't wake up until ten o'clock on the weekend. Get up and ask mom if she has anything to eat. I'm hungry! Mom: You silly child, go back to sleep without being hungry!