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Some classic talks face my tangled life with a powerful attitude.

First, don't count on others, sometimes you have to rely on yourself.

Second, jealousy is not a skill. If you don't envy others, you won't be able to.

Third, even if you are as filthy as a hedgehog, I will reach out and hug you without hesitation.

Fourth, the city is so empty

Fifth, believe. Got it. Patience. Modesty. This is the love I want.

The rain of parting falls in my eyes, but my heart is full of sunshine of hope.

Sixth, what to do if you are sad, painful and sad. You never look back. You always leave-

Looking at your distant figure, I silently bowed my head and wiped my tears.

Eight, the past is over, there is no need to think about it. What matters now is now, and we will never go back to the past. Now we have to face it.

Ninth, we should learn to live a carefree life with an indifferent attitude.

I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

A lot of times you can doubt me. Except when I say I love you.

Twelve, in a world without you, I will direct and I will act.

Life is a movie, pain is the beginning, struggle is the process, and death is the end.

If I cry, please don't comfort me. I'm just wiping my eyes.

Fifteen, sometimes lies often hide the truth that is hotter than the truth.

Sixteen, when the caterpillar holds so many hands, it must be too tight to let go.

Seventeen, born to stay, born to be cute, born to be cute and confused

18. Face my tangled life with a strong attitude.

Nineteen, just like a dance, the person who taught you the initial steps may not be able to accompany you to the end.

Twenty, people claim that the best years are actually the most painful, and they are so happy in retrospect.

If you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun. I am the most famous in Tianjin.

Twenty-two, it turns out that this world is no match for time, and his joys and sorrows have been defeated by his man.

Twenty-three, there is a person you can't say anything nice, but no one can replace him.

It would be great if I were with you. It would be great if you were the one who could walk with me.

Twenty-five, the so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

Twenty-six, I am your passing clouds, but you are my last resort.

Twenty-seven, do you still have your craziest insistence?

When you say goodbye, I will miss you every day.

29. Don't think that just because you have Tan Can can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

Thirty, I am immortal, please smoke something. The Buddha said that smoke without fire cannot be a positive result, and smoke without fire cannot be immortal.

Thirty-one, Du Fu: A group of egrets went to the sky. Bao Zheng: Fuck you. ......

Thirty-two, it's not that I don't love, it's that I dare not love anymore. I don't want to get hurt again!

33. What kind of heart do you have and what kind of world do you see?

Thank you for forgetting me so thoroughly and giving me an excuse to die.

34. Those who sow with tears will smile.

Thirty-five If it is always cloudy or sunny, she is willing to close her eyes forever.

Thirty-six, you said that even if the whole world betrayed? You'll never leave? get

37. This sentence has never said that the whole world is peaceful if you listen to you-

Doctors say there are two kinds of patients in the world, one is thinking well and the other is not thinking well.

Thirty-nine, [all my courage depends on hard support]

Forty, laugh, for some people. Only equivalent to a mask.

Forty-one, some love is more sober when you want to pull away.

Exclusive Quotations of Non-mainstream Men —— Facing his mother's life with a nonsense attitude

Young people are too young and crazy. Nuns are crazy, too.

One day, the power is in hand, killing all the people in the world who failed me.

Life is so charming and your mother is so coquettish.

It is better to laugh at life than to escape from reality.

Don't play tricks on me, or I'll play along.

Why are you wearing briefs? Because it saves money and cloth.

You know my length and I know your depth.

People on earth are good at living. You fry the cake and I'll fry the eggs.

Life is in vain without struggle, and life is meaningless without hardship and tiredness.

A man may not be handsome, but he must have taste.

Have money to do things well, but have no money to do people well.

All kinds of bites, all kinds of songs, all kinds of tunes.

People wear clothes, horses wear saddles, and dogs run happily with bells.

Cut the power cord with a kitchen knife, and the fire flashed all the way.

If you regret it, don't do it. If you do, don't regret it.

Don't shit on your head, you are a gourd doll.

Even if your name is taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

Your mother chased me for ten blocks and said I looked like your father.

Life is hard to walk. Make friends, not dogs!

Eat, drink and be merry, that's the goods, share joys and sorrows, that's the wife.

The average boy is generally proud, and the average girl leans.

A group of dogs behind the rich can't walk without money.

China has millions of children. If it's not cool, change it.

Peng Pai Institution, Peng Pai. Peng Pai's Flower Cold is the most fascinating.

Sincerity can't compare with red money, and feelings are just sexual needs.

It's a wave of goods, not goods, but goods in goods.

Cheap and promising, coquettish and foreign.

No matter how beautiful underwear is, it has to be B.

Be happy when you see B, and shoot when you meet B.

Not everything, just everything.

Not the right door, just the right place.

The poorest people are nothing more than begging, and there will be a day when they die.

Life is given by parents. Cherish it and go by yourself. Be careful.

Everyone asked you to play Baidu, but suddenly I looked back and you were in sogou.

Ask what love is in the world, everything has its vanquisher.

The rich second generation is loved by everyone, while the poor second generation is lonely.

Nongfu Spring is a little sweet, and Linglao is a little hung.

If you are too crazy, you can't get ahead.

Some people have already seen through, and some things have already been understood.

Brother Longyou and Brother Shuang Ying are both proud and loyal.

If you have a life to earn, you must have a life to spend. If you lose your heart, don't take it.

I am blessed with brilliance, and I will be more rampant than the sky.

My life is not up to me, and the sky kills me.

Wear mink with a bag and hug your little sister.

Soft Chinese, hard Yuxi, the shorter the hair, the better B.

It's not illegal for men to rob, and women live by B.

How many tigers are beautiful women, and how many beautiful women are greedy for cheap.

Don't pretend to be a ghost, a god, tight or pure.

Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

Live easily, live easily. Life is not fucking easy.

Waving the flag of the object, smashing the free B.

There is style in society, but I am not your object.

Men enjoy a moment, women enjoy the whole process.

The present society is: brain society, money brings people. You can be expensive or free.

Pretend to be interesting and coquettish.

Men are born of women, and women are stung by men.

The so-called successful woman is a cow during the day and a cow at night.

I won't do anything as long as you don't run errands.

No matter how strong a man's will is, Sao B's seduction is also confused.

Look at the past, it's all goods, sister. Who do you want to live with?

A woman can't see through her heart because her breasts are too thick.

Don't treat me like a citizen and tell the story of the underworld.

Blame yourself for being too young to tell whether it is a man or a dog.

Reality raped the past, leaving the seeds of evil, called memory.

Be a man with temperament and soak in the smell of women.

As long as the money is in place, the glass is all dry and broken.

As long as the posture is in place, your mother will be intoxicated.

No matter how broken underwear is, it's sexy, and no matter how deep feelings are, it's bullshit.

All kinds of postures, all kinds of worship, all kinds of ditties, all kinds of hi.

Hard cutting by hand saves money to eat cookies.

I said Shanxi produces carbon, and you said grass B sweats.

Flowers are red, and people are different from dogs.

When the goods expire and people are tired of watching them, how long can you be awesome in dad's eyes?

Blindness in youth and cough in old age.

Teenagers don't know the essence, but always watch B empty tears.

Tang priest is very low-key, wearing a trench coat and a hat.

It's all Yili yogurt, what Mengniu Trenshu.

Women are easy to be satisfied, and it is easy for you to stumble.

Face his fucking life with a bullshit attitude

1, the most tiring thing in the world is to live in hypocrisy.

2, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

My future is not a dream, but a nightmare!

If I give you a pair of wings, you should be braised in brown sauce …

6. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday.

7. Stand at the O-junction of life.

8. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter".

9. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

10, alas ~ this person is not straight, even his headache is partial.

1 1. It's a long way, so let's take a taxi.

Chris Lee and Yico Zeng are both my brothers.

13, you stubbornly turned a Audrey Hepburn into a princesa.

14, everyone eats shit sometimes, just don't chew it carefully.

15, Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

16, people are iron and vermicelli are steel. Don't pretend or panic!

17, if people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

18. The purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to let people pee and look in the mirror.

19, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate it, but to cow dung.

20. Face the fucking life with a lame attitude.

2 1, the hero is standing, the bear is crawling and my cat is hunched every day.

22. Sadness means that you can neither give up nor be dead set.

23. You add eggs, vegetables and ham to instant noodles, and you ruin the life of instant noodles.

24, eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin, you can't have both, so I left.

25, young don't run amok, what to say when you are old.

26. The cold water you poured on me will be boiled and poured back on you. Do not believe, wait and see.

27. Life is too short to be sexy. It's a mess outside, how can you not be coquettish!

28. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid. Who should I share an extra bottle with?

As an animal, only animals in this world can beat me.

30. Why does God always doze off when I am unlucky?

3 1, sometimes, I want to be "full" in my dreams.

32. You said you were dressed cool and became depressed!

If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

34. A woman's chest is uneven, which is called gorgeous parallel lines. Do you understand?

35. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I became fat in one bite.

36. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant. Give you some charcoal and you can make a bomb.

Please raise your left hand if you love me, and raise your middle finger if you love others.

38. I used to be young and energetic, but now my youth is gone, so am I.

39. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

40. If you want to hang out in the Jianghu, you'd better be single.

4 1, you get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

42. Standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more confused.

Some classic life philosophy sentences

1. Maturity is not that a person's heart grows old, but that tears can still smile.

Second, you put the injury story aside. Or you can end the story.

Third, the three most romantic words are not "I love you", but "together".

Fourth, love makes people mature or degenerate.

5. Will you put "I want to do this" in the second place and believe what others say "you should do this"?

6. People who feel victimized always have a desire for power. It's really hard to live with such people.

Life can't be used to prove love any more than we can prove that we can stop believing in love. In this city, just like Rolex is a material luxury, love is a spiritual luxury. But life is too fragile to bear so many luxuries.

Eight, in refusing this matter, the simpler the better, I can't help you, no, no, explaining it for a long time will only make you feel indebted to others, or let the other party feel that you owe him, which will only add a lot of trouble. It is obvious that others need their own help and they owe you one. If you can't help, you will definitely refuse. If you're embarrassed, you owe him. Interpersonal communication, simplicity and clarity are sometimes the most appropriate.

Take my hand and walk with your eyes closed, so you won't get lost.

If you know the ending of this story very well, you can either say it or pretend you don't know it, so don't stop. Sometimes it is much more painful to choose silence than confession for the harm left to others.

Eleven, when your heart is really painful, tears are about to flow down, then hurry up, this once belonged to our sky; If the sky is still vast and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my leaving doesn't take away the world that belongs to you.

The influence your parents can exert on you is actually in your own hands.

Thirteen, with selfless love, you have everything.

Pack up your mood and keep walking. If you miss the flowers, you will reap the rain. If you miss this one, you will meet the next one.

15. Everything starts with a determination and a seed. No matter how far, you can come to an end; No matter how deep the pain is, it will end one day. With the hope of tomorrow, we can be stronger in every painful and happy day; With a dream of the future, you will smile more brilliantly in every ordinary but not dull day.

Sixteen, life is not in age, but in young spirit; Health is not deliberate but natural; Exercise is not in the morning and evening, but in perseverance; Work and rest are not in the morning and evening, but in the law; Families have no wealth, only harmony and warmth; Life is not obvious, but healthy and happy; Friends are not noble, but bosom friends are better than gold; The distance is not near, but the closest that often comes and goes.

17. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

Eighteen, hiding in a certain time, missed a period of palmprint; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.

Nineteen, people in the most sad and panic, there is no tears, tears always flow at the end of the story, the end of everything!

Don't always feel unhappy, there are more people in the world who suffer than we do.

It is impossible to express your feelings without being hurt or even unhappy.

Silence is the best answer to slander.

Although we are becoming more and more realistic, please don't forget our original dream.

Twenty-four, real saints will show off everywhere under the guise of saints?

When you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink! You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy, and your heart will become clear at the moment of tear drops. ...

The happiness you can't get now didn't come with marriage.

Twenty-seven, people are tired because they think too much. Physical fatigue is not terrible, and proper rest can relieve it. Mental fatigue can affect mood, distort the mind and endanger physical and mental health. People's desires are endless. In this materialistic and competitive society, there are too many problems and troubles in life. We should adjust ourselves in time, know how to choose, persist and give up.

28. It is too narrow to deny everything around me in order to affirm me.

You'd better learn something when you feel sad and miserable. Learning will make you invincible forever.

Thirty, always be patient and always be careful. Do you really believe this is good for you?

There is a difference between valuing yourself and knowing yourself.

Thirty-two, coming is accidental, and going is inevitable. So you must, with the fate unchanged, with the fate unchanged.

Making friends means not hurting anyone.

34. It is normal to have troubles at work. Take them home easily, irrational, irresponsible, where to solve the problem.