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Goddess or female nerves?

Unexpectedly, as a child's mother, I was defined as a chattering Tang priest plus a moody female nerve in the eyes of children; But in the eyes of another child, she became an elegant, fashionable and beautiful goddess.

As you can imagine, in the process of smug questioning over and over again, I finally got annoyed, annoyed with the child who told me the news. To this end, I was labeled as the first narcissist in the universe. At the same time, I got a free message: if you let that classmate come to our house for two days, she will clearly realize whether you are a goddess or a female nerve.

However, no matter what kind of blow, who will not be happy that a mother who has been fighting for a long time in the kitchen market has become a goddess in the eyes of other children? As soon as I think of this exciting news, I want to rush over and ask the child again: What did your classmate say to you? When did your classmate know me? Why do your classmates regard me as her goddess ... But when I think of that child's impatient expression, I still stop, comb my hair, put on makeup and change clothes.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, the goddess and the female nerve are just one step away, only one word apart. The female nerve in your eyes may be the goddess in others' minds, just like me; Whether the goddess in other people's hearts is your imaginary female nerve, such as me, is unknown. Lin, for example, is a woman who combines beauty and talent. No matter in the past or now, how many men are obsessed with the goddess. At the beginning, both Xu Zhimo, Hu Shi, who was a gifted scholar, and Jin, who was deeply in love, were impressed by the irresistible charm, temperament and talent of the goddess, not to mention ordinary men like you and me. What's more, in Jiangsu Satellite TV's "If You Are the One" program, a male guest from a blind date blurted out that she wanted to find a goddess like Lin as a partner.

Alas, if Liang Sicheng knew what was going on underground, I wonder how he would feel when he heard this male guest. If I remember correctly, I remember reading in a book a long time ago that Liang Sicheng married an ordinary divorced woman named. After living with Zhu Lin for many years, Liang Sicheng was very moved, and he finally realized the happiness of life.

This simple but powerful sentence cannot but be said to be the affirmation that Liang Sicheng and Lin broke up in discord for so many years. However, after all, he lived with the goddess * * * all his life. I'm afraid only the parties themselves can understand the taste.

I am afraid that in addition to enduring for a long time, I have to care for it, and I have to take care of the goddess because of a whim. There is a breeze in the cold and a night in Leng Yue; In the sultry midnight when frogs are singing and fragrant, insert a plum blossom on the desk, light a wick of agarwood, spread a piece of white paper, put on a white skirt and a lock of hair, and write a poem that is shrouded in mist and exudes a faint moonlight fragrance (you can say that this is not a female nerve); Afterwards, I had to work hard in the jar.

For the sake of the delicate physique of the goddess, we should open our sleepy eyes, prop up our tired bodies and endure all kinds of unpleasant medicinal smells. You have to cook for the goddess and cook all kinds of soups (you can also say that this is not a female nerve), and you have to gently and carefully hold the goddess to drink.

In daily life, you should eat three meals a day, but try to persuade the goddess to eat more, because the goddess is bound to be thin and picky ... So, you should have a steel body, a strong will, a motherly mind, a poet's romance and a mother's diligence. The most important thing is that your talent should closely follow the goddess, and you should be able to integrate with the spirit and emotion of the goddess, so that you can truly deserve to be a lifelong companion of the goddess.

Well, will it be very tired? In this way, it will be very tired! After all, your partner is a goddess like Lin! Goddess can only be born for talent, emotion and appearance, but her five fingers don't touch spring water, don't eat, and can't touch human fireworks. Therefore, it is really hard to get and have a goddess for life.

Not only must you have a strong physique, profound knowledge and superhuman endurance, but you should also be able to remain lonely, calm and calm, and be ready for despair at any time, because the goddess can only look at it from a distance and can't play with it! Ordinary man, can you do it? !

Goddess really can only stay in stories and myths forever. They only bloom in the breeze, only in the snow, and cannot enter the ordinary secular life of daily necessities. If there is a so-called goddess in daily life, it must be just a glamorous and elegant goddess that outsiders can see; While taking off the heavy goddess armor and washing away the heavy goddess powder, she became a sleepy female nerve at home, farting and burping in loose and fat pajamas, but only the closest people could see it.

For example, Hu Yinmeng, the ex-wife of Mr. Li Ao who just died. When Li Ao married Hu Yinmeng for the first time, boys at Fu Jen Catholic University said that Li Ao had robbed girls of their dreams. Visible, when Hu Yinmeng as a goddess of weight and weight. Unfortunately, the real goddess can only exist in dreams, in nothingness and in fantasy, such as Venus and Athena. ......

Later, in one of his books, Li Ao frankly talked about the real reason for his divorce from Hu Mengyin, an extremely absurd reason. On one occasion, he happened to see Hu Yinmeng's face, which became ferocious because of constipation. It was this unintentional glance that made the image of the goddess erected high in his heart for many years suddenly collapse and disappear. This kind of heaviest blow to the soul is really unbearable, and it is even more intolerable. What's more, I once worshipped and worshipped this unanimously recognized heavyweight goddess. How high the goddess' tablet stood and how hard she fell.

In fact, how can a secular woman who eats whole grains not go to the toilet, burp or fart? Perhaps, in a groggy sleep, I will talk, grind my teeth and drool. However, just because they are goddesses, they are unanimously recognized in the eyes and hearts of outsiders, and they can't have the manners and behaviors of these ordinary people, or even their speech preferences. The so-called goddess must be floating high above the clouds, always covered with a veil of nobility, Leng Yan, illusion and mystery, which is confusing and confusing, and makes people try their best to see beauty.

Therefore, there is no such thing as a goddess of purity in the secular world. Some are probably just the combination of goddess and female nerves; On the one hand, during the day, there is a goddess style as bright as the sun, which gives people a feeling of wild worship, yearning and fantasy; On the other hand, in the dark, like any other woman you know or don't know, you will be dragged by your head until dawn.

Whether it is a goddess or a female nerve, just like the truth of "honey in A, arsenic in B", everyone likes different things. What I see during the day is the sun, and the Wan Li is clear and radiant; What I see at night is the moon, gloomy; In fact, it's all one day in these 24 hours. Whether it's a goddess or a female nerve, only you feel it yourself.

Finally, I want to tell my child that Auntie is still far from the goddess standard in your heart. Of course, I also want to tell another child that your mother is a word away from female nerves.

In fact, all mothers in the world are goddesses in children's hearts and will always be their protectors.