Smart copy of a circle of friends

1. Sometimes I want to make an appointment, but I accidentally fall in love. Sometimes I want to fall in love, only to find that it's just an appointment. The world is so big, but the bed is so small. The two people in bed used to be so good, but they can't be old.

When I am angry, you must coax me and buy me more food, so that I can kill you when I am full.

It's very cold, so I can't show my tattoo. I feel that people don't respect me so much.

4. Don't be puppy love. What you say now will be someone else's husband in the future.

It takes thousands of years for a monkey to evolve into an adult, and it only takes two bottles of wine for a person to become a monkey.

6. Give the dog a steak and the dog runs out to dig a hole. I thought it was trying to hide the steak, but it dug up a bag of black pepper sauce!

7. Who said, "Never forget, there will be repercussions"? The person you like never talks to me and wants to get rich overnight, which has never come true.

8. I hope you meet a good man, not a garbage, not a garbage pretending to be a good man.

9. I haven't kissed for so long that even eating duck tongue will make me feel gentle. If you don't hold hands for too long, you will feel shivering with a pickled chicken feet.

10. I always wanted to get rid of poverty and get rich and run towards a well-off society. Who would have thought that now I just lost my hair?

1 1. I don't want to be single anymore. I want someone to rob me of food while eating, my computer during the day, my quilt at night and my razor in the morning.

12. We are no longer children. It's not just a lollipop. You need at least three lollipops.

13. When you feel lonely, turn on the computer and put on a ghost film. After a while, you will feel that the toilet is occupied, the kitchen is occupied, and the room is occupied.

14. The judge asked: Why did you print counterfeit money? The criminal said, because I can't print real money.

15. I thought that life was about cats eating fish, dogs eating meat, and Altman beating small monsters. The reality is that the mouse plays the cat, the sheep plays the wolf, and two bears play Logger Vick to death.

16. When I am sad, I open my wallet. There is nothing in it. Very balanced. At least I have a wallet, but there is nothing in it.

17. Don't take your likes and misses too seriously except to marry you and transfer money. It is better to make a lot of money if you are caring and careful.

18. Don't keep retouching. We all know how ugly you are in reality.