What is the "most classic" sentence of Han Han?

There are few beautiful women in the street, because these days, there are more beautiful women who go to bed once a day than those who go to the street once a day. All the girls, with a little beauty, are standing in the hotel; Beautiful, everyone fell asleep in the hotel; Beautiful, lying in the arms of the hotel manager. Nowadays, there are three stages in love between men and women-kissing, having sex, and then it doesn't matter. The ball didn't miss, so it entered the gate of Zhouzhuang and was filled with various buses. It can be seen that the China government attaches importance to improving the artistic quality of officials. It's hateful to occupy a pit and not defecate. In fact, the most hateful thing is that you still occupy the pit after taking a shit. In fact, students feel great pressure to study. I don't mean what to do if I can't learn knowledge, but what to do if I can't get into a good high school and a good university. Even if I am easy to handle, what should I do at home, what should my parents do in front of friends, and what should I do without a diploma in the end? I thought about it and jumped off the building. The highest realm of love poetry is that love should be like a fish swimming in the river, unpredictable and looming; The use of symbolism should be as endless as the Clinton scandal. Finally, people feel that reading is equal to not reading, and not reading is not equal to reading. This is the concept of love poems. Fame is like the hair on the back of the head. I can't see it, but others can see it at a glance. Mathematics is to do it and keep doing it until you find that all the questions on the test paper have been done. Talent is like pregnancy. It takes a long time to understand that it is better to hate someone for four years than to like someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, but hate needs to constantly spur yourself. Girls should be like milk, the purer the better; Boys should be like cows, the stronger the better! Death is a virtue, a fair death honors the whole life! The most irrefutable thing I said in my life was that the quilt didn't need to be folded-it was meant to be spread out to sleep-but it was also the first to be refuted. See, this is the rule. We are sad because we have too many rules. The teacher is not popular, but the tutor is very enthusiastic. It can be seen that seeking knowledge is like falling in love. Dragging dozens is low, and one-on-one is precious. You can't say "I'm sorry" when you step on China's foot. The victim will forgive you only if you say "I'm sorry". It can be seen that foreign languages are more valuable than Chinese. You can say "I'm sorry" ten times, which is consistent with the exchange rate of RMB against the US dollar and the British pound, which is enough to prove the close relationship between language and economy. China has a famous saying that "the eyes of the masses are sharp": in wartime, sharp eyes are used to find enemies; In peacetime, it was changed to spying on people's privacy. Red lanterns in seven courses brightened my future. Today's exam is like football in China. Often the parties are not worried and others are worried. Those who should work hard don't work hard, and those who shouldn't work hard. Inspiration is like a bus. When I don't need it, I see one car after another on the road. When you really want to take it, you can't even see the shadow for a long time. Teachers subconsciously encourage students to despise poor grades because they hold the whole class back. Every time I hear this, I feel ridiculous. Class is not a dog, but also divided into front legs and hind legs. Besides, many teachers think this is a problem that can be solved through conversation. If you have the ability, you can solve the gap between the rich and the poor outside first. Is there only one student in a class? However, in the eyes of everyone's contempt, poor students who can't do test papers and are considered by countless people to have no future have much better psychological quality than the so-called top students.

When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said, I can't play for the national team anymore. I can't play better than Cristiano Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking.

Then, if you like to drive by yourself, I tell you, you can't drive to McLaren, and you can't drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license has been confiscated. You raped literature and were discovered by the people, that is, the parents of literature. You even tried to rape Lian Wenxue's mother, which was cruel. Don't think that if you rape literature a few more times, it will be yours. Because anyone can rape literature, literature is popular. They are all grass roots. For men, the saddest thing is that there are two men and one woman in the trip, so that they will never achieve internal unity. For men, swearing is not an instinct, while cursing women is an instinct to criticize everything-"thinking", and putting dissatisfaction in the stomach is only for the communication between the five internal organs. The success rate of girls who are not good-looking is actually higher than that of beautiful girls, because when beautiful girls are spoiled, men can't help but look at it for a while and then vote in their hearts whether it is worth it; If an unattractive girl scatters her charm, she will always feel out of shape, just like the writing techniques of western writers learned by China literati. Seeing them coquetry will make them feel guilty, so men will rush to agree to stop them from coquetry. In fact, the most terrible men in the world claim to have no femininity, but they just don't reach their ideal femininity. Once they meet, with the profoundness of China's Chinese characters, "not feminine" will immediately become "not feminine". Therefore, the history discipline does not need to investigate whether Chinese characters were created by Cang Xie. In a word, Chinese characters must be made by men and romantic men. In people's eyes, it is hateful to occupy the toilet and not defecate. In fact, the most hateful thing is that you still occupy the waiting pit after taking a shit. Beautiful women in Shanghai always look straight ahead when walking in the street, and crossing the street is no exception. Most men in Shanghai ignore this beauty and try their best to find it. The muscles on their faces have been trained to act independently without brain control. When they see beautiful women, they will smile. Because of this concern, they only heard cars hitting old ladies in Shanghai, and rarely heard cars hitting beautiful women. A man's girlfriend will never be as casual as shopping. He hates that no one in the world combines Shi's face, Monroe's figure, her temperament and Athena's wisdom-no, Athena's wisdom is unacceptable. With this wisdom, all the tricks played by men are useless. The door of the government is open, but there is no one inside. The office workers in this town are slow in everything, and the only thing they can be proud of is running fast after work. The bell at 5: 30 seems to be an air raid alarm, which can make a mighty man retreat in ten minutes, enough to make the famous army generals in history jealous. If this era can produce all talents, it will be the luck of exam-oriented education and the misfortune of this era. If there is, he is the king of people, but unfortunately there is no, so we have to take off the "king" under the word "all". What the times need is only talents.

Han Han: Teachers are originally trained by low-ability schools. Like when I was in school, those who only had grades around and had no special skills did not want to be soldiers, but those who were too ugly in the college entrance examination chose normal schools. Those who have cultivated some real skills in normal schools, or those who are beautiful or who have studied well, will not choose to be teachers, so those who have only achieved results in normal schools are really no good, have no special skills, and do not want to be soldiers. It is too disrespectful. So you can imagine how good a teacher can be.

Yes Han Han failed seven subjects and didn't graduate from high school. "His grades are really bad." He can't be admitted to any university. You can imagine how low his level is. By unscrupulous publishing house hype, scold education to earn popularity, such gangsters (gangsters are admitted by themselves).

Failing in ideological and moral standards is better than not thinking at all.

-Han Han

The teacher is not popular, but the tutor is very enthusiastic. It can be seen that seeking knowledge is like falling in love. Dragging dozens is low, and one-on-one is precious. Expensive things are really expensive, of course, tens of dollars an hour, basically the same price as prostitutes. With money, teachers are much better than prostitutes. Prostitutes make money because prostitutes give each other happiness; And the teacher gave each other pain, but still received money, which is the greatness of family education.

-Han Han

There are two kinds of logic in the world, one is logic and the other is China's logic.

-Han Han

Han Han: "A group of people who have no achievements actually accuse a world champion of having a problem with his education model. This is China's logic."

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Any altar is an altar at the end and any circle is a wreath at the end.

-Han Han

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Killing dad or being killed by dad is not news these days.

-Han Han

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It is unwise to argue with women. Whether this woman is wise.

-Han Han

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It seems that the safest thing is to keep a homing pigeon.

-Han Han

Han Han commented on the mobile phone networks of China Mobile and China Unicom.

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-Han Han, Triple Gate

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The country's famous source of persecution of students.

-Han Han

Han Han talks about Haidian District, Beijing.

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Unlike literature, only very narcissistic people can satisfy some narcissists.

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Most modern poems actually split a third-rate prose into lines, and the so-called master or pioneer is to confuse the order of each sentence of a third-rate prose and then split it into lines.

-Han Han, manuscript 2003, the problem of poetry.

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Anyone who is shameless can write dozens of modern poems a day.

-Han Han, manuscript 2003, the problem of poetry.

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The so-called great pressure, hard study and few places are all things for ordinary people. Rich and powerful people have never said anything about poor education, because it is completely beyond their understanding.

-Han Han, manuscript 2003, the problem of enrollment.

-Twenty sentences can't solve any problems; No matter what things will eventually be led to their own research fields, even prostitutes and the like; I like to interrupt others, but I don't like others to interrupt him; Everything should be divided into several aspects, even if it is a truth; You must affirm something first, and then deny it; When they are halfway through answering the question, ask them if they remember what the question was just now. They may not remember. Fat; When you speak, you must wave your hand; When cornered, he always regards his cultural revolution experience as a stronger capital than others, but this does not explain why academic authority like him has not been overthrown. Those who are defeated must let people know that they are defeated; Summative words can be found in books written by dead people.

-Han Han, 2003 manuscript, experts ask questions.

Han Han talks about the characteristics of "experts".

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Their greatest ideal estimate is that the literary world can become a nursing home.

-Han Han, 2003 manuscript, experts ask questions.

Han Han: "The reason why China literature has not improved is that these people who act irresponsibly but pretend to be tireless in teaching people have long occupied the authoritative position of literary criticism."

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The younger the official, the more he likes to abuse his power.

-Han Han, draft in 2003, cadre problem.

China people's problems.

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We China people can't ask each other the way to the Great Wall in English.

-Han Han, Manuscript 2003, English Problems.

Han Han believes that promoting Putonghua is more important than promoting English.

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-Han Han, Manuscript 2003, English Problems.

Early self-study in China schools.

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After a thing is deified, it must be followed by a lot of nonsense.

-Han Han, 2003 draft, important issues.

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Male students are mainly naive and arrogant, while female students are not so naive, and some of them are relatively mature.

-Han Han, 2003 manuscript, the problem of college students.

College students in Han Han's eyes.

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We mainly come to study with you, which is good, but what did you do at school?

-Han Han, 2003 manuscript, the problem of college students.

Han Han talks about college students' application.

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Opening a canteen can't wait to go public.

-Han Han, 2003 manuscript, the problem of college students.

Han Han talks about the phenomenon of college students' arrogance.

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It's incredible that there are people in their twenties who spend their parents' money to eat at school and are complacent about their comprehensive ability.

-Han Han, 2003 manuscript, the problem of college students.

When doing a talk show, a college student stood up and said to Han Han, maybe your writing ability is better than ours, but your comprehensive ability is far less than ours.

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Ancestors are also poor, and many of their words are quoted, often not because they respect them, but because they just think so, and use these words to refute or criticize a person who is different from what they think.

-Han Han, Manuscript 2003, Language Issues.

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Composition is something independent of literature. Unless one day, students in your school can also take Nobel Prize in Literature.

-Han Han, 2003 manuscript, Chinese title.

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-Han Han, Manuscript 2003, Language Issues.

Han Han answers questions about his article in his readers' school Chinese test paper.

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It is suggested that the composition grade should be changed to "exactly what I want", "not far from it", "refer to the outline" and "those who oppose me will die"

-Han Han, Manuscript 2003, Language Issues.

Han Han: "A person is not qualified to judge that A's article is excellent and B's article fails. I can only say that I like A's article but I don't like B's article, or that A's article is similar to the outline requirements, and B's is a bit poor. "

Patriotism is manifested and cultivated when watching China play the World Cup or when the embassy of China is bombed. It will not increase because a class is exposed to the hot sun for dozens of hours.

-Han Han, draft in 2003, military training.

Han Han talks about military training in middle schools.

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I really can't imagine that when two people are very in love, suddenly someone who is neither my parents nor the other's parents will say, no, you can't be together.

-Han Han, manuscript 2003, the question of love.

Han Han: "No matter what the teacher's intention is, I think it is ridiculous and violates human rights. At the very least, you can not advocate it, but you can't object. "

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I can't even educate a minor, but I have to educate an adult.

-Han Han, 2003 manuscript, teacher problem.

Han Han commented on Call Your Parents.

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Teachers are originally trained by low-ability schools. Like when I was in school, only those with poor grades and no special skills did not want to be soldiers, but those who were too ugly in the college entrance examination chose normal schools, while those who cultivated some real skills, were beautiful, or studied well in normal schools would not choose to be teachers, so those who only had poor grades and no special skills did not want to be soldiers, and those who were too ugly would lose their jobs. So you can imagine how good a teacher can be.

-Han Han, 2003 manuscript, teacher problem.

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China has been deliberately promoting the status of teachers for thousands of years, and finally reached this completely incorrect position today.

-Han Han, 2003 manuscript, teacher problem.

Han Han: "In fact, to put it bluntly, teachers are just a profession, a way to support their families. They are not essentially different from taxi drivers and cleaners. "

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It is better to hate someone for four years than to like someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, but hate needs to constantly spur yourself.

-Han Han