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There is a beautiful legend that the only child does not repeat the grade.

1, this weather is steaming in the dormitory, dry burning in bed, teppanyaki on a mat, barbecue, swimming in water, and returning to the pot at night! ! !

The world is small, so we met. The world is so big, it's hard to see you again without you.

There is a beautiful legend that the only child does not fail.

I don't know much about Wu Bai, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

5, I never know what a lady is, let alone pretend, I live casually.

6. I must personally give happiness to the person I love, and I am not at ease with others.

7. I heard that happiness is simple and will be diluted over time.

8. There is such a woman in the world who has only one attitude towards men, that is, being with me is your blessing, and it is your fault that I can't stay. There is no such thing as being abandoned by men in the world, unless you must think so yourself.

9. Time may not prove many things, but it can definitely see through many things.

10, the most painful thing in the world, sleeping well and being awakened by urine.

1 1. Expectation is the root of all heartache. If the heart is still, it will not hurt.

12, the reason why you feel lonely is not that no one cares about you, but that the people you care about don't care about you.

13, you have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will become a classic guide to pretending to be B.

14, you said I walked too slowly, okay, I won't go, you carry me!

15, every strong person has a soft heart, a correct attitude and a gentleness.

16, every marriage is always missing something. Some people lack money, some lack sex, some lack care, and some lack romance, but they are all good, because at least two people don't lack each other, unlike some people, one lacks one, and life is very lonely. Contentment is truth.

17, wandering the streets, asking about the whereabouts of happiness!

18. It is said that people with big faces can't use touch-screen mobile phones because they hang up when they smile.

19, I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

20. Why do you talk so much nonsense when you quarrel? Just a kiss.

2 1, no matter how slow your steps are, as long as you are walking, you will always see progress.

22. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but unexpectedly I hit the wall gorgeously.

Love is short-lived, and you are already a beautiful legend belonging to me.

1. Perfection requires more courage than deep love.

2. Are you still young? Listen to a few songs, walk a few intersections, and you will be old.

The fingertip punctured by the needle tip has healed. Whose world did you go to?

4, floating world chaos, you are an unattainable luxury.

5. Giving is not in direct proportion to receiving, and receiving is the price of love.

6. As long as you are around, memories are beautiful.

7. Actually, I'm not as strong as you think.

Don't leave me, okay? You are the only one in my world.

9. We have pursued happiness, at least we have seen the back of happiness.

10, cherish the happiness in front of you, and don't wait until you lose it to regret it.

1 1, I am a passer-by in your life, but you are a freeze in my life.

12, the rapidly changing world makes all perfect plans dull.

13, there must be a very important moment every day, which is used to be in a daze.

14, I miss you thousands of times every day, but you ignore me.

15, either don't start, or don't wait until I fall in love with you before saying it's inappropriate.

16, learn to be yourself and gracefully let go of everything that doesn't belong to me.

17, if you start to miss me, remember, I didn't leave, you let go.

18, I used to only care about people I care about, but now I only care about people who care about me.

19, there is no if in the love dictionary. It is too obvious whether it is true or not, but too many tears will confuse everything.

20. Who knows what events are hidden behind sadness?

2 1, I can't delete you from my memory, I can only accept the fact that you are not with me.

22. That's how I care about you. My feelings are so strong that I can't help caring.

Time makes me forget your face, but I can't forget those loves.

Actually, I still can't forget you.

25. Love means that one person gives unconditionally and another person destroys unconditionally.

26. She is your indispensable oxygen and I am your dispensable carbon dioxide.

27. Say goodbye to the world of rearview mirrors.

28. When I miss you, I will slap myself hard. Tell yourself; Don't be a bitch

29. Without you, I have no worries since then.

30. When I stop being stubborn and humiliating myself, you will be useless.

3 1, strong? A "? Adjective? only ...

32. We didn't know there was an expectation called disappointment until we crossed the thorns.

You always give me half the time. ///

34. I am afraid of your sudden silence and that calm attitude.

No one is more eager to die alone in a place far away from you than I am.

36. Everyone will think that he is different from others.

I just want to say that it can't be unique and I can't afford it.

38. People's selfishness is an isolated wall.

39, so many sincere efforts in the end only get a sorry, hehe, no one is right or wrong in love.

40. I am gray and still miss you.

4 1, the idea of unnecessary evil vicissitudes of life

42, finally reluctant to part with the memory, has become a sign of cowardice.

43. I smile at the drawing board and draw you.

44. I'm at a loss. Should I make a decision to say that? Although I don't want to be apart from you, dear.

45. Avatar tells us that whoever has the biggest bird is the boss.

46. I miss my past happiness.

47. Loneliness is an attitude. (Rolling is also an attitude. )

48. So-and-so remembers that you used to be my place, so-and-so let the dream take you away.

49. Don't I have so many emotions because I care about you?

50. Sometimes it's nice to be alone, except loneliness.

5 1, so we lost each other bit by bit.

52. worry about Z 1. How long will it last? Stay away from it.

Youth is like a poppy, withering at the most beautiful moment.

54. Youth is a play that repeats itself again and again, and we will always get hurt again and again.

I envy your friendship if you don't say anything.

56.▲ I want to escape from that secular scene, but I think I am also a member of that secular world.

57. At dawn, my tears are cold and my soul is still warm.

58. Get used to your love/

59. If others don't want to accept your love, it is also an offense.

60. Beautiful melody can't move your heart and feelings.

6 1, don't call me a playboy if you can't catch my heart.

62. People who love you don't need your explanation, nor do people who don't love you.

63. Why do your casual words make me feel distressed for a long time?

I said I love you just to comfort you.

When you marry me, I will close the divorce office immediately.

66. You are already a beautiful legend that belongs to me.

67. There is always a moment that reminds me of you.

You don't know anything. The other end of the phone used to be his gentle voice.

69. It is the heartache that burns those good memories.

I wish you all the sentences that failed in the final exam.

I wish you all failed in the final exam (Part I) 1. The exam is over, the holiday is over, we laugh and the teacher cries.

The furthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing and I am previewing, but that I am still doing the first question during the exam and others have already done the second question.

3. When I meet a problem that I can't do in the exam, I can draw it, but I find I can't stop!

The difference between Guo and Gua lies in whether it is O or A after hearing the result.

5. It is efficient to read a book every day; Test a door, strength; Horizontal batch: assault talent!

6. The stories that moved me hysterically are only as touching as those on TV.

7. Constantly forgetting makes life easier.

8. How sunny it is to give yourself a belief.

9. Liu Bei has been wandering around for a long time, and he must know the scum of the world. Please try to point it out.

No. 10.

1 1. In fact, we are not afraid of exams, but we are afraid that we will never see the people we love again.

12. Actually, I don't know if you really like me, but I hope all the happiness you have with me is true, even though we are no longer together.

13. If a person is willing to keep a distance from all the opposite sex for you, that's enough.

14. Confusion, confusion, fear, when will the dawn guide me forward reappear;

15. The focus of my work is not to choose the most effective method in the process of doing things, but to do things well. Only the way to do things well is the right way.

16. Except two of a kind, all likes are sad.

17. I am alone on Valentine's Day, Children's Day and Dragon Boat Festival. I have the ability to test you, leave me alone.

18. You can ignore me and don't know me, but don't come near me, don't be familiar with me, don't hurt me and don't leave me.

19. Microsoft knows monopoly and does not give users a choice. In addition to re-learning, can't people who fail the course be exempted from taking it? We at Apple are committed to this aspect.

20. I couldn't help crying when I saw the school security dog, because after the senior high school entrance examination, I couldn't feed it every day and saw it crouching beside me wagging its tail.

2 1. Don't cheat in the exam, don't get caught cheating, and don't confess if caught.

Although I have no right to interfere with you, I have the right to control myself to interfere with you.

23. It suddenly occurred to me that I was alone everywhere in this strange city.

24. The difference between hanging and not hanging is not absolute, but vague. I believe that after the majority of teachers have studied fuzzy mathematics, the number of people who fail in this subject will be greatly reduced.

25. I like dreaming about you, because all your smiles are for me, which feels good.

26. Success lies not in difficulties, but in actions. Although action may not bring satisfactory results, there will never be satisfactory results without action.

27. Maybe I can't keep looking at you after the exam, but you are all to me.

28. I also want to get drunk in the middle of the night and call to say that I am tired of chasing you.

29. If there is a next life, I hope we won't be so miserable as we are now.

30. I set you free. I give you all the freedom. This is my tenderness.

3 1. Let me spend Valentine's Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and New Year's Day alone. You can let me live alone if you have the ability to take the exam.

32. If you study, study. How can I still take the exam? ! How can there be no trust between people!

33. It's not sad to pay too long. Recalling your own experience is the wealth of life! Don't be discouraged by your dreams, get up again!

34. Xiao Zhang, 60 points. In a flash, the sound was like thunder, which upset me.

35. In the journey of life, there are always some wars that need to be fought by one person, and no one can help. Therefore, we must work harder, be stronger and complete this journey with the most proud attitude.

36. Is failure a bird? If I were a teacher, I could hang up whoever I wanted.

37. By the time of the history exam, history will be rewritten by me!

38. I am chilling when I get the test paper. When you are nervous, you will forget your vocabulary.

39. Everything was going well a while ago, but now I'm unlucky and I didn't do well in the exam. It's so sad.

40. The most painful thing in the world is not the parting of life and death, but the coming exam. Others are reviewing, and I am previewing.

Legend: Ten people read and nine people understand.

1, people suffer because they pursue the wrong things.

It's not so much that others make you suffer, but that your self-cultivation is not enough.

If you don't give yourself trouble, others will never give you trouble. Because of my heart, I can't let go.

4. Discipline yourself and leave others alone.

5, don't forgive all beings, don't forgive all beings, it is bitter for yourself.

6. Don't say that others are pitiful, you are even more pitiful. What about your own practice? What do you know about life?

7. People who have insufficient blessings often hear right and wrong; Those who have enough blessings have never heard of right or wrong.

8. You should always thank all beings who have given you adversity.

9. You should always forgive all beings, no matter how bad they are, even if they have hurt you, you must let go to get real happiness.

10, the world is inherently painful, without exception.

1 1. When you are happy, you should think that this happiness is not eternal. When you are in pain, you should think that this pain is not eternal.

12. Only by knowing yourself, surrendering yourself and changing yourself can we change others.

13, don't waste your life, you will regret it.

14, put it down and there will be no trouble.

15, every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity.

16, it's not pitiful when you know you're confused, and it's most pitiful when you don't know you're confused.

17, arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't be saved.

18, don't always be dissatisfied with others, but always review yourself. If you are dissatisfied with others, it is yourself who suffers.

19, you should tolerate people who have different opinions with you, so that life will be better. If you keep trying to change him, you will be miserable. Learn how to put up with him. You must learn how to tolerate him.

To admit one's greatness is to admit one's ignorance.

2 1. If a person can't forgive others from the heart, he will never feel at ease.

22. People who are full of their own opinions and ideas will never hear other people's voices.

23. It takes only one sentence to destroy a person, but a thousand words to cultivate a person. Please have mercy.

24, when you give advice to others, if you don't care about others' self-esteem, then no matter how good it is, it is useless.

Don't confuse arrogance with your wisdom. Don't let your modesty lack wisdom.

26. There is no need to look back. Who is cursing you? If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite back?

27. Being jealous of others won't add any benefits to yourself. Envy of others does not reduce their achievements.

28. Never waste a minute thinking about people you don't like.

29, how many people want to leave this world, will say the same sentence, this world is really helpless and desolate!

Love is not charity, you can't just give it to others. Feelings have no formula, no principle and no reason to follow. But people are still insisting and pursuing until they die.

3 1, please express your dissatisfaction and grievances with sympathy and gentleness, and others will accept it easily.

32. People who create opportunities are brave. He who waits for an opportunity is a fool.

33, can say can't do, is not true wisdom.

34. Listen carefully to what others say, and don't express your opinions in a hurry.

Why did you put the poison in the same bottle? The same psychology, why are you full of troubles?

36. If you can't get it, we will always think that he is beautiful, because you know too little about him and have no time to get along with him. One day, when you know it better, you will find that it is not as beautiful as you think.

37. The world is only stable, not perfect.

38. Being alive for one day is a blessing, so we should cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

39. Pay more attention to others, and you will pay less attention to yourself. You got it? 40. If you want to know the sword robbery in the world, you can only listen to the midnight sound of Tumen. Don't just blame yourself for being ill, but look at how many sentient beings have died by your sword.