Interesting things at work, talking about mood phrases

Interesting talk about mood phrases at work 1

1. Do you know what year it is? We are all people who have lost time, cutting and cutting until we are beyond recognition.

I thought about the five words "special efforts" and only achieved the first four.

Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

Everyone talks nonsense sometimes!

The idiom "an instant hit" actually describes ancient and modern female artists!

6. Does your child eat human milk or your milk now?

7. There is a black forest on the right side of the left leg and the left side of the right leg! My understanding of white matter has finally reached the level of Nicholas Tse!

8. I want to play with feelings, not your organs!

9. I didn't guess the beginning of our story, nor did I guess the ending of this story. ...

10. Director: "Real art is priceless!" Actor: "We should devote ourselves to art!" " Reporter: "Can you get out of bed and take some photos first?" "

11."XX simulcast": Before 10 minutes, the leaders were very busy, during 10 minutes, the whole country rejoiced, and after 10 minutes, the rest of the world was in dire straits.

12. Others say that friends are like brothers and women are like clothes. In retrospect, I streaked 18 years.

13. Men study for Ph.D. because of their low IQ, while women study for Ph.D. because of their low EQ. I don't know my length. How can it be your depth?

14. The only thing in the world that can be obtained without effort is age.

It's interesting to talk about mood phrase 2 at work.

1. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

2. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

Is money really that important to you? I talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind.

4. Raise pigs without money; Get a dog if you have money. Those who have no money eat wild vegetables at home, and those who have money eat wild vegetables in hotels. Those who have no money ride bicycles on the road, and those who have money ride bicycles in the living room. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. Wives and secretaries without money, secretaries and wives with money. Those who have no money pretend to have money, and those who have money pretend to have no money.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that they must have brains.

6. The difference between life and existence is heaven and earth. How many people are alive and how many people are alive? Are you alive or alive?

7. Shout loudly: My illness is finally saved!

If you are well, it will be sunny. According to this weather, you should be dead.

9. The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far away, but that our classmates are in different rooms.

10. You'd better not miss two things in life: the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

1 1. Two birds share the same life, a pair of poor butterflies.

12. Of course God will forgive me, because that's his job.

13. Occasionally, a silent life will feel great, but a silent life will be miserable …

14. No matter how bad my grades are, they are all my own, and I don't dislike them!