Talk about classic jokes in qq space

1. Life is a kind of fate. What you deliberately pursue may not be available in your life, and the brilliance you did not expect will come unexpectedly in your indifference and calmness.

2. It turns out that people who have the ability to make people sad are the happiest, and they are the strong ones between the two. 1. Most people will not cherish these three types of people: First, they can get it easily The second is the one who will never leave; the third is the one who has always been good to you. However, often these three types of people never come back once they leave.

3. So many loves that were once enviable ended in nothing, but those loves that no one cared about can be so simple and blossom. In fact, as long as there is a hand willing to hold you tightly and a heart that puts you into life, this is enough.

4. If you are tired, stop, look at the sky, and continue your journey.

5. We cannot be too accommodating and obedient to anyone. People especially cannot tolerate others needing them. Once they decide that others need them, the inevitable result is that they will become arrogant and rude. The advantage we have when interacting with people lies in the fact that we have no demands on the other person, do not rely on them, and let them know this.

6. The beginning of love is always sweet. Later came boredom, habit, abandonment, loneliness, despair and sneer. I once longed to stay with someone for a long time, but later on, how glad I was that I left? Once upon a time, for a short period of time, we thought we were deeply in love with someone.

7. We are afraid of time, but we don’t know how gratifying it is to be alive. We think survival is meaningless, but many people are struggling between life and death. When will we be grateful for everything we have?

8. No matter how long it rains, a rainbow will eventually appear.

9. Once a person loves, he becomes extremely fragile: there is no such thing as being in love and thinking about whether to love at the same time, that's it. The love that hurts the least is not the best love. When we love, we must bear the risk of hurt and loss.

10. If you don’t persist and work hard, no matter how awesome you are, you will eventually disappear.

11. What matters is not whether others will choose you to win, but whether you recognize your own efforts.

12. No one treats me well, I treat myself well.

13. Human beings are often mature in their youth and confused in their youth. In middle age, they like to compare the achievements of others with their own, so they feel frustrated. After all, they are still a stupid child who has not grown up until old age. We have been living a rough life, and human life has passed by like this.

14. Only when women are unattractive do they think men are philandering, and only when men do not have the strength do they think women are realistic.

15. Isn’t it easy to know whether a man loves you or not? The person who loves you will give you dignity. What kind of dignity? He makes you feel noble.

16. True love is a kind of spiritual love. It is not afraid of the test of time. Two people pursue communication of thoughts and souls. Even in adversity, they can still make people positive and uplifting from the bottom of their hearts. Feel happiness.

17. Forgiving others' mistakes is not necessarily a virtue; ignoring one's own mistakes is the most irresponsible release.

18. Love is used to burn, not to store, and it will be destroyed when the light is gone - a single bed wrapped in a lotus

19. The antonym of success It’s not failure, it’s doing nothing.

20. When you forgive, you are releasing a prisoner, and then you will find that the prisoner is yourself.

21. All people are just hollow people at first. The so-called self is just a vague shadow. It depends entirely on other people’s life experiences in books, paintings, music and movies to find direction, and uses one’s own experience to Fill it up and gradually become a solid person. And in this process from false to true, the most decisive force is time.

22. Pursuit and desire bring happiness, but also frustration and disappointment. After frustration and disappointment, we learn to cherish. If you were not loved by someone before, you will cherish the person who will love you in the future.

23. What kind of man do I want? I just want my half.

He has repaired all the gaps in my body and heart, and I have repaired his. QQ space talks about classic phrases

1. We must accept disappointment because it is limited, but we must not lose hope because it is infinite.

2. You are lucky if you are different, why bother to make yourself the same as others.

3. Life is a chess game, and I am willing to be a pawn. Although I move slowly, anyone who sees me will take a step back.

4. The slowest person, as long as he does not lose his goal, can still walk faster than the person who wanders aimlessly.

5. Believe in time and fate. Time can not only make people love to the point of love and hate to the point of shock, but it can also make people neither sad nor happy, and remain calm. Destiny comes and goes, I am at ease.

6. Take the path of your choice, don’t choose the easy path, so that you can have your true self.

7. Only those who can keep secrets can get more secrets.

8. Things in this world cannot be said to be permanent. Some things are always worth trying. Never give up, there is always hope waiting ahead.

9. Life is like tea eggs, they only taste good if they have cracks.

10. Every wound is like a black mandala, both charming and painful, and filled with endless black fragrance.

11. A person must learn to choose in his own memory, then he can always be happy.

12. Because you laugh too much, no one appreciates your seriousness.

13. Many things that we thought we would never forget in our lives are forgotten by us in the days when we never forget them.

14. The only person you should try to surpass is yourself yesterday.

15. Live by intuition and temperament, and like all beautiful things. You must have the softest heart, and even if you grow old, you still have the clear and pure eyes you have today.

16. Life is like a road. You have to emerge from the most desolate journey to the most prosperous scenery.

17. In the past few years, I have changed, and I have learned to let the things I want to give up and the things I can’t let go go.

18. Some people say that there will be three major events on June 7th: the college entrance examination, the wedding of Sun Li and Deng Chao, and the death of Yao Jiaxin. Explain three points: inscription on the gold list, flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, and burial in peace. Life is such a process!

19. This is how you should be as a human being. Take care of what you have, be happy, and enjoy what you have on hand. Because that's all. If you insist on thinking that what you can't get is the best, you will obviously be in trouble with yourself and hinder your health. Smart people don't do that.

20. Love with all your heart and leave the rest to fate. This is a simple rule that smart people will follow.

21. When a person is sitting in a taxi and walking through the city at night, the brighter the night becomes, the more I feel that there is another me sitting on a night flight, watching movies from high altitude. In the dark, a blur of city lights, I saw myself sitting in a taxi going home.

22. A person always has to take a strange road, see strange scenery, listen to strange songs, and then at an inadvertent moment, you will find that what you originally tried so hard to forget Things were really forgotten.

23. The same bottle of drink costs 2 yuan in a convenience store and 60 yuan in a five-star hotel. Many times, a person's worth depends on where they are.

24. When the earth turns 180 degrees, day will turn into night; when the earth continues to turn 180 degrees, night will return to day. When I turn 180 degrees for someone, I turn my back and sigh. When I turn 180 degrees again for myself, everything can start again!

25. You must care about your self-esteem. Your self-esteem is worthless in the eyes of others.

26. Survival is suffering, living is purgatory, and we have nowhere to escape. QQ space talks about classic sentences

1. It is difficult to say goodbye when we meet. The sincerity poured into, the true feelings given, and the true love for each other will eventually be defeated by fate.

2. When love comes to an end, it will end on its own. When the time comes, it doesn’t matter if you don’t want to end it.

3. In fact, it is just two loneliness meeting each other, each sighing the sorrow of fleeting years.

Being together is just to melt away the loneliness. It's just that sometimes we don't understand that some people are lonelier together than not together. Being a pair of lonely lovers, all the bitterness they taste will be poured out on the lonely road.

4. The whole world became dark again, and I was the only one left in the cold corner, continuing to be occupied by loneliness.

5. How much I love you. No matter how hard I look up, I can't touch the real you. So I can only choose to give up and forgive my cowardice

6. There is a kind of longing that is silent but profound, and there is a kind of love that is not public but sentimental.

7. Staying because of confusion. Because I was confused, I missed it. Because I am confused, I am lost.

8. The black hair is not white, the love is not broken, the fate of the world is gone, the lonely soul groans in the misty world, carrying the desolation of half a lifetime. Only loneliness is left loudly, but it never sings. The withered life has come here, but there is no turning back. Listen carefully to the sound of flowers blooming and falling, the yellowed flower shadows reveal the smiles of the past, and the flowers falling to the ground remember the world you once walked through in this life.

9. When you meet someone who is good to you, don’t let him slip away from you, and ask him to be good to you all your life. If you like him but don't love him, slowly accept him, enter his world, read his story, and let yourself fall in love with him. I would rather slowly accept someone who loves me than work hard to love someone who doesn't love me. Because loving is pain, being loved is happiness.

10. This uncontrollable emotion washes my increasingly ethereal thoughts.

11. When you become stronger, you will meet someone stronger than you; when you become better, you will deserve better.

12. When we remove stumbling blocks from others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

13. Let me tell you: Friends will silently support you. If you encounter something unpleasant, just look back and you will find that I am still with you from beginning to end. you. Be happy!

14. Make money well. Without money, what can you do to protect your family, support your love, and connect your friendship? By mouth? Stop making trouble, everyone is busy.

15. Through thousands of tears, what I see is endless longing. After a thousand years of love, what I see is the faint sadness of parting.

16. Love is a matter of romance, and frustrated people cannot afford it.

17. The self in the mirror remains pale, silent, and cold. The corners of his mouth were raised, revealing layers of sourness. Smiling was uglier than crying, but that was it. Lowering his head, tears filled the flickering of his eyelashes. The sadness began to magnify endlessly, and then fell, shattered, and the ground became cold.

18. One day you will meet a person who is as gorgeous as a rainbow. When you meet this person, you will feel that other people are just clouds.

19. Two people have been together for a long time, just like the left hand and the right hand. Even if they no longer love each other, they will choose to stay together, because it takes a lot of courage to give up so many years of time. Maybe someone you love will appear in your life, but that person is just a passerby after all. You will still hold your left hand or right hand and keep walking. Happiness really has nothing to do with love.

20. Letting go is not giving up, and letting things happen is not casual

21. Night, with a hint of coldness, and more of a drizzle. At this moment, I couldn't tell whether the tears flowing out of the corners of my eyes were rain or tears.

22. Sometimes I think, it’s really not easy for this woman, break up as soon as possible. If you are willing, I am here, I can give you comfort, I can give you a hug, I don’t I will hit you, I won’t scold you, I won’t ignore you, just do it. QQ space talks about classic comments

1. Once, I wanted to share all my secrets with you, but now, you have become the secret in my heart.

2. It’s not that I don’t fold quilts, it’s mainly because I’m nostalgic and I just like the quilt I slept on the day before.

3. Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness. Disappointment occurs because of expectations. Because there is love, there will be expectations, so even if you are disappointed, it is still a kind of happiness, although this kind of happiness is a bit painful.

4. When you dislike the woman around you for not being pretty or gentle enough, have you ever thought about how many men want her?

5. You look like the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, I get altitude sickness when I see you

6. What do you want for Christmas? I want a unicorn. Oh, let’s be realistic. What color should the unicorn be if I want a boyfriend?

7. Liu Yan is right, when you find out that your boyfriend has a mistress, don’t blame him, because that will play into the mistress’s favour. trap.

8. When you are held in my arms, are you not afraid of anything? Are you afraid that you will let go?

9. The teacher always thinks that he is very good and teaches I have never seen students who have been studying for more than ten years, but I have never thought that we have not seen teachers who have been students for more than ten years.

10. Good literary talent, Datong will be included in Chinese dictionaries in the future Defeat this fake word. If a famous person in ancient times wrote a wrong word, it would be a common word today. Your misspelled word will become a common word in the next period, which is gratifying.

11. You are no longer a gangster at all

12. Everyone says you are handsome, but I made your photo into a computer desktop, and it crashed on the spot

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13. Are you tired of doing homework? I’m not tired, I’m tired because I’m helping Xiao Ming, Xiao Gang, Xiao Hua and those idiots solve problems!

14. What do you want for Christmas? I want a unicorn. To be more practical, I want a boyfriend. What color should the unicorn be?

15. Chinese Mathematics is difficult, physics is confusing, English is boring, chemistry is bad, politics is bad, and physical education is boring, and I have poor grades. Damn, our youth has been ruined like this!

16. Is there pure friendship between men and women? have! As long as you are ugly enough!

17. Seeing your screen name change again and again, even if you change it to English, I have to translate it.

18. The feeling I am reviewing now is: a large wave of zombies is about to come, but I haven’t even planted sunflowers yet.

19. Love has not yet come, and life is carefree; the most painful things are just tests and examinations. I felt a lot of pressure at the time, but looking back later, I realized how small it was.

20. The boys that girls like are the kind who are serious with a little bit of irregularity, but this irregularity does not delay the seriousness.

21. There is no love at first sight in the world. The so-called love at first sight is just when you meet the person you have always wanted to meet.

22. Just because you have heard of me does not mean that you understand me. Just because you've heard some rumors doesn't mean they're true.

23. I am learning sacred knowledge, but you actually use scores to measure it. This is simply a stain on academics! vulgar!

24. Instead of pursuing thousands of times in the crowd, it is better to cherish the true lover in front of you. No matter how strong love is, it can never withstand the erosion of busyness. You are so busy that you forget to care, you are so busy that you are exhausted physically and mentally, and you are too busy to know what to do. I just want to say: Love cannot wait until you are free to cherish it.

25. Since the space music was replaced by anxiety, I have found that there are fewer and fewer people running the hall.

26. Every time I take the bus, I want to imitate the Korean drama heroine and lean her head against the glass, but every time I am knocked to pieces by the bus.

27. The mother said to her daughter sincerely, you have not been smart since you were a child, you worked very hard to get into college, and you still can’t find a job after graduation. Now the drivers and editors want men. Yes, the accountant wants a man, and even the secretary has designated a man. Mom is really worried about you. Daughter, 555555. My mother wiped her face and said firmly, so while my wife is still a woman, hurry up and get started, otherwise it will be two years later

28. My fellow student who is reading this message, I see that you have an extraordinary bearing, and you are very polite when talking. There is a faint aura of a king, and he will definitely do something great in the future!

29. In the future, I will marry Tang Seng as my husband. If I can play with him, I will play with him. If I can’t, I will eat him.

30. The funniest thing in history is what I said to you last year. It took you 5 months and 3 days to reply to me this year. Wow! The response is fast enough!

31. You know that liking EXO will not lead to any results, so why do you still like it? You knew you were going to die, so you were still alive?

32. If you offend your boss, all you lose is a job; if you offend a customer, all you lose is an order; yes, there is only one person in the world you can offend: you give her the face See, if you whine at her, yell at her, or even throw a bowl in front of her, she won't hold a grudge against you, for the simple reason that she is your mother.

33. Hey, may I ask, is your coffin a flip-top or a sliding-top?

34. If you are not happy, then let it go; if you are reluctant, if you cannot let go, then suffer!

35. Don’t look down on fat people. If you lose weight, you will look stunning.

36. Genghis Khan, a great literary talent, only knew how to bend a bow and shoot eagles. All are floating clouds. It is China's misfortune and our country's sorrow that talents like you are buried in the Xiangli Hotel. Why can China talk about making the country rich and the people strong and revitalizing China when such talents are so few?

37. Always tell yourself that laughter is a kind of power and will drive away sadness. Once you have had the opportunity to witness his weakest and worst moments, you can still smile and accept his imperfections, and share this secret with him, and this love will last longer. Believe in love, even if it brings you sorrow. Believe in love. Sometimes love is not believed because you see it, but you can see it because you believe it.

38. I have been afraid of the dark since I was a child. I didn’t study well when I was a child because I didn’t dare to look at the blackboard.

39. I don’t have procrastination. I will open the package as soon as I get it. I will press the alarm clock when it rings. I will eat the snacks as soon as they are opened. I will laugh when you appear.

40. I want to be with you, because I want to tell you, I can see you with my eyes open, and I can kiss you without any scruples if I want to.

41. We have gone through so many things After many tests, I finally returned to the starting point

42. Girls have menstruation every month. He also called the one who came over a good friend, but do you know why he called him that? Wouldn't it be very expressive to separate the three words of "good friend"? Women have it every month!

43. Do you love me? I love you. Do you love me? I don’t love anything because I love you more than you.

44. When Sendie cried to Jimmy Lin: I don’t want to sleep with you! I couldn't help shouting at the TV: Leave it alone and let me do it! Sendie, Sendie, you will definitely regret it when you grow up!

45. Give me a proper position, don’t fart randomly, and don’t take yourself too seriously.

46. I think you are doing the right thing about you liking me.

47. How insightful, noble, and talented they think they are, but in fact they have experienced other people’s moods, other people’s thoughts, and other people’s actions. I’m not good at expressing my ideas and this approach!

48. Husband, I won’t come back tonight. I’m sleeping with my mother at her place. The man hung up the phone and said lightly to the woman lying next to him: Faced with such deception, I can't continue this relationship. Please give your daughter a message. After that, he turned around, dressed and left

49. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I couldn’t even drink the northwest wind.

50. When all roommates go to bed, never stay down there alone, otherwise you will be treated like a dog. What a painful realization!

51. Never explain yourself to anyone. People who trust you don’t need it, and people who don’t trust you won’t believe it.

52. We never copy homework, we are just the porters of homework.

53. After a year of running around, who do I meet in this world? With a word of cherishment, I say goodbye to someone at the end of the world. With a little connection, I remember someone by leaning against the railing. With a kind of lovesickness, I give my leisurely sorrow to someone. A bright moon on a river brings me my heroic love. Who did I miss; a winter snow, the smoke and waves forgot someone; a pot of turbid wine, met someone and got drunk; a life of floating life, flirted with someone frivolously; a text message, I missed someone; after thinking, who is who; A scarf, forward to reply to whom.

54. Other people’s ideas are other people’s and they don’t interfere with your business. I didn’t take your money or rob you of your things. It’s not that I won’t harm others, I just think it’s unnecessary. Everyone does everything. Everything has its own reason, there is no right or wrong, just do it according to your own ideas!

55. Who is as passionate as the moon in the southern mountains, especially when the clouds open at dusk. The smokey willows in Baqiao and the pond in Qujiang are waiting for people to come.

56. Falling in love with a wild horse, but I don’t have grassland at home. You can open a QQ ranch.

57. Good literary talent. In ancient times, Jiang Taigong fished for those who wanted to take the bait. Zhuge Liangcao I borrowed arrows from the boat, and now I have your fish and bear's paws. I think that our country has talents like you. Why worry about not being able to fight against Russia in the north, Japan in the east, India in the south, the Middle East in the west, and America in the Pacific? I will be able to dominate the world. The country is in peace and the people are safe, and visits from all directions are just around the corner! .

58. Dear, I’m sorry to bother you. We have no choice but to reply to you here. Your order number: xxxx You gave us a negative review on the Sora Aoi version of the automatic inflatable doll that you bought in our store for a limited time. Seriously affected the sales of small stores. I hope you can modify it to a positive review during your busy schedule.

59. After the teacher finished the lesson, he said: Is there anything else you don’t understand? I stretched and said, "Teacher, what's this class?"

60. Good literary talent is the swan song of a historian, a rhymeless Li Sao. This article has reached the pinnacle of perfection and has the charm of shocking the world and weeping ghosts and gods. My admiration for you is like the endless stream of Taotao River. Qu Yuan committed suicide by throwing himself into the river, while Sima Qian endured the humiliation in prison. You are succumbing to auspiciousness. This is China’s misfortune and our country’s tragedy. If you can participate in national government affairs, why should you be afraid of turmoil in China, and why should you be afraid of American bosses? If you can come out of trouble, it will be a great blessing for China. It will definitely make our country the best in the world.

61. In the past, I regarded you as air and my life; now, I still regard you as air and turn a blind eye.

62. I have sex with static electricity in winter, and I have sex with mosquitoes in summer.

63. Kou Jing, with Zhang Liang as a good husband, Tian Tian as a warm man, Cindy as a daughter-in-law, and Tian Liang as an in-law, you have saved the rhythm of the galaxy.

64. My best friend suddenly came over and pulled my clothes. I heard my other best friend shout loudly: Let go of that beast and let me come.

65. My mother said that the prodigal son will not be able to exchange for gold, so who will give me gold? I change.

66. Only then can you understand the tranquility of the soul. It is as quiet as the night sky, as quiet as a valley, and as quiet as a stream. Only when life can withstand tranquility can the truth of indifference and tranquility be revealed; love can withstand the fleeting years, and only by joining hands in the ordinary can happiness and preciousness be revealed.

67. Love is very strange, it minds everything, but in the end it can forgive everything; just like Tagore said: It rains for her in the eyes, but the heart holds an umbrella for her.

68. I often look at myself in the mirror. Sometimes I feel ugly, and sometimes I feel beautiful!

69. We come to school very early every day. On the surface, we love to study, but how many people know that we are here to copy homework.

70. If I have to give up the world to be with you, then I am willing, because it is the world with you.

71. The so-called vacation means that your family is being criticized, you have no money when you go out, and you are very free every day.

72. Sisters, why don’t you use your ability to draw pictures to paint the walls?

73. It’s useless no matter how much you despise me, we are both domestic products.

74. The classmate who lives next door is very studious and is still memorizing English so late. But she must look very stupid, carrying it back and forth like ohyeah, ohyeah. These few words made her really anxious.

75. You can really do a lot of things when you wake up early, such as sleeping again

76. The person you love is a kind of happiness in itself, and you can remember the good things in the past. .

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78. To be a woman, you should be like Hu Yifei, a Barbie doll in appearance, a Transformer in action, a female gangster in thought, and an Oriental Invincible in knowledge.

79. Good literary talent. During the Warring States Period, there was Zhao Kuo, the son of Zhao She, a famous general of Zhao State. To be realistic, today the right-wing congressmen of the Japanese invaders visited the Diaoyu Islands to inspect. They hate the Japanese invaders and are determined to rely on the U.S.-Japan security treaty to forget themselves about China. Today you and I will unite the 1.3 billion people of the 56 ethnic groups in China and vow to fight against the Japanese invaders. The Japanese invaders vow not to have a family!

80. Good literary talent and high thinking. But listen to the contemptuous words. As the saying goes: to capture the thief, capture the king first. Today, the U.S. imperialism ranks first in the world economically and militarily. You and I should join hands to advance and unite the 1.3 billion people of China's 56 ethnic groups to compete with Laos and the United States. I admire your ambition. From now on, a better life is in your hands. The overall situation has been decided. The dynasty of our country is the dynasty of the world. It is an honor for our country to have brave men like you. You must increase your confidence and compete with the Americans.

81. Let’s fall in love early. Why did your teacher pass a note to me in class saying that you love me? I’m sorry, but the message was wrong.

82. You slept with me so many times. But you never said you love me, I decided to leave you. The pillow that fell on the floor said viciously to me

83. This person is so unlucky that he can scare himself even when he sneezes. Take off his sweater. You can even electrocute yourself to death.

84. Youth is a book that cannot be closed once it is opened, life is a road that cannot be turned back once it is started, and love is a bet that cannot be taken back if it is thrown out.

85. Only after reading "New Return of the Pearl" did I realize that people in the Qing Dynasty also used plastic pots to grow flowers!