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1. If you have really seen those strong people working hard, you will certainly understand that those people can reach heights that others can't reach because they have suffered a lot that others can't. There is never luck in this world, only unknown efforts.

2. Life is fair. Even if you have suffered a lot, as long as you persist, you will certainly get something. Even if you fail in the end, you will gain an experience that no one else has. —— Ma Yun

3. When you are thin and good-looking, and your wallet is full of money you earned, you will suddenly realize that when you have time to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, when you have time to guess things, when you have time to ponder over others, when you are not confused, when you are not persistent, and when you have self-esteem, that is your confidence.

4. Life is not what we want to see at a glance. We work hard for it, not for the sake of success, but to make our life more possible and give us more surprises in the future.

Life is a piggy bank, and every effort you put in will be packaged and returned to you one day in the future. What others have, you can have as long as you are willing to pay.

6. No one will pay for your future. You either try to climb up or rot in the mud at the bottom of society. This is life.

7. When you indulge yourself, the whole world is partying day and night. When you are depressed and lonely, your ex and annoying people are trying to make a lot of money, eat delicious food and find new lovers. When you miss the past, people in the past have no time to wait for you.

8, don't cry poor, because no one will give you money; Don't shout tired, because no one will help you; Don't want to cry, because no one cares; Don't give up because no one wants you to win.

9. You know that you can do it, and others think that you may be able to do it. Then, cut the crap and do it again. Other grievances are in vain. If you don't shine, don't blame others for their lack of vision. -Han Han I understand life

10, people's biggest opponent is often not others, but their own laziness. Don't count on luck. Luck can't be with you forever. You have to rely on your own ability to eat at any time. You must do your best to qualify as unlucky.

Thirty embarrassing phrases were born, and the whole world was intoxicated with laughter.

Introduction: A classmate has to go to the toilet during the exam. Go back to the classroom and say to the teacher, "There are many ants in the toilet." The teacher suddenly thought of the English word ant, so he tested him: "What did the ant say?" The classmate said blankly, "The ant didn't say anything ..."

1. One day, Tom was sitting on the train to Washington. He is the only one in the carriage. When the train stopped at a station, the door opened and a big man came over and threatened Tom with a knife: "Want money or die?" Tom was very scared. He replied, "I have no money on me." The big fellow asked savagely, "Then why are you trembling?" Tom said sadly, "I thought you were a ticket inspector."

2, eating in the restaurant, waiting for a long time, the last two dishes finally came up, we were hungry, so I shouted: waiter! A portion of rice! After waiting for five minutes, the meal came. I tell you: maybe this is the fastest service in this restaurant ... the waiter smiled and said: of course not! The second brother asked: Is there any service faster than meals? Tell me what it is. Two words popped up in the waiter's mouth: pay the bill!

3. Wife: "Husband, I want to buy a dress. I haven't bought clothes for a long time! " Husband: "Wife, look, my ring is a little small and tight!" " "Wife:" What, do you want to change the ring? "Husband:" No, I'm a little short of money! ""Wife: "..."

4. Xiao Li chased your beauty, but the beauty refused. The beauty said, "We have nothing in common, which is inappropriate." Xiao Li said, "Is your father older than you?" Beauty: "Nonsense" Xiao Li: "Your father is older than you, and my father is older than me. Is this different? "

In the interrogation room of the police station, the policeman asked, "Why did you rob Xiaomi's mobile phone? Are you a big fan of Xiaomi mobile phone? " A: "No, because they all say that Xiaomi's mobile phone is not easy to grab. I don't believe it. . . "

6. Teacher: Xiao Ming, tell me about your understanding of home. Xiaoming: Home is the place I really want to go back after I leave for a day. Teacher: Well, good! ! ! Xiao Ming: I'm not finished, teacher. Home is still the place I really want to leave after 5 minutes. Teacher: Why? Xiao Ming: Because we have finished eating. . .

7. Son: Dad, I don't want to go to school. The world is so big, I want to go out and see it! Dad: Sure, Beijing, Shanghai ... You choose! Son: Really, it's very kind of dad ... Dad: What's delicious? Go ahead, where to go first? Son: That. . . . Let's go to Beijing first ... Dad: OK, I'll call your uncle right away ... Son: Is his uncle in Beijing? Dad: Yes, he's building in Beijing, and he just needs a mud ... Son: Ah ... Dad, I'm going to school. ....

8. Teacher: Xiao Ming, why were you full of energy just now and then depressed? Xiaoming: I'm so disappointed! Teacher: Why? I don't speak well? Xiao Ming: As soon as you started class, you said that this class was about' free nudity'. I'm so excited that I'm completely sleepy. After listening for a long time, who knew it was a' free fall'! Alas, teacher: you, get out!

9. My wife is obsessed with cooking and learned to use chopped pepper as her husband's favorite fish head. Husband smacked his lips after tasting it: what a good thing, what a good thing! Wife is happy: since it's all right, eat more. Husband: What a pity! You ruined everything.

10, just entered a company, one of Yi's friends went to the company canteen for lunch, and when he met the leader, he rushed to join in. After eating, the leader quickly took out toilet paper from his pocket and wiped his mouth. The leader praised his carefulness in public. These two goods were modest, and as a result, he said nervously, "Oh, I usually don't bring paper. I put it in my trouser pocket before I use it in the morning!" " The leader's face twitched a few times obviously, and then. . . My friend lost his job.

1 1, I have a problem with this man. I drank too much when I went out for entertainment. When I got home, I went to work and cleaned, and then I fell asleep. When I woke up, I didn't know I cleaned it myself. Every time I say to my daughter-in-law, "You are really capable of cleaning up your home!" " "Once I came back from drinking. I don't know why I fell asleep after cleaning up a room. When I woke up, I found that only one room was clean. I said to my daughter-in-law, "If you want to tidy up the house, just tidy up. Don't make a mess! Hearing this, the daughter-in-law said unhappily, "You are really a gentleman who cares about everything! Don't worry about anything in the future, just care about drinking! "

12, the bus was so crowded that my colleagues and I managed to squeeze out a place. I took out my mobile phone, opened qq and began to steal food. After a few stops, I will arrive at the station. My colleague stabbed me: "steal it, we will arrive at the station soon!" " It may be a little loud. I found all the people in the car staring at us. I smiled and took out my mobile phone and waved it in front of them. "I'm stealing food!" However, a white-haired old man brought his basket back and said solemnly, "Stealing is not all from a small place! " "

13, wife: "Husband, you don't love me." Husband: "How?" The wife took a photo of her husband and a girl and asked, "Since this girl appeared, you have been less kind to me than before." Husband: "Stop it!" Wife: "I'm not making trouble." You always buy her food and clothes, and ... you often go to the bathroom to kiss her secretly at night. Don't think I don't know. " Husband: "Ni Mei, even you are jealous of your daughter!" "

14, Ruth lies on the bed and asks Jack to draw a sketch for her. Two hours later, Ruth said discontentedly, "honey, what's the matter?" Didn't you say it only takes an hour to draw? " Jack said, "I think so, too, but as soon as you take off your clothes, I think it will take three hours to finish painting!" " "Ruth asked curiously," why? " Jack said with a bitter face, "you have so much fat on you that it takes a lot of effort to draw!" "

15, police officer: Tell me about the accident. Pedestrian: I'm walking on the road. It's okay. Here comes the car opposite. I hide left and right, and it follows me left and right. I turned wherever I hid, and then I ran into it. Driver: But my car has been parked there for half an hour. . .

16, the leader's house was stolen, and the police quickly solved the case, arrested the thief and asked: What did you steal? Thief: a piece of platinum, 20 thousand dollars, four diamonds ... The police slapped the thief before they finished, saying that the thief was making it up and bragging. The leader said that he only lost 1000 yuan.

17, my friend became a father. After going to the hospital, I picked up the child and was happy. The doctor came over and said, "What are you laughing at? This child is not yours. " My friend's daughter-in-law immediately cried and said, "I'm sorry, I drank too much that night." My friend was dumbfounded. When the doctor saw it, he immediately picked up the clinical child and said, "I'm sorry, this child is yours."

18, Tang Priest: "Wukong, you trampled another ant to death. Monks can't kill! " Wukong: "Master, you walked and stepped on it." Tang Priest: "Didn't you see the teacher riding a horse?"

19. On my birthday, I got a long and exquisite package from the courier. After opening, it is fresh and lovely, an expensive plastic doll. Send a small question: "Do you like it?" I said, "Of course! Thank you for sending me a wife! " Send a novel: "I am interesting enough!" "Be loved! How interesting! " I said with a smile! "Then you should do something interesting. Since I have a daughter-in-law, don't pursue Lili again, let me pursue it alone! " "What-what-"

20. That fat woman is eating hard. Mom scolded: "You are so fat, no man will come near you, and you still eat like this!" " "The fat woman said," That's because I'm not fat enough, so men won't come near me! " "Mother:" What fallacy is this? " Fat woman: "If I were as fat as the earth and the gravity was strong enough, men would not only approach me, but also circle me."

2 1, "You never give up your seat by bus, you never wash dishes when you eat, your work is never out of date, and you never pay for play. What advantages do you think you can have? " "This shows that I am a very persistent person."

22. My husband graduated from home appliance maintenance, and his skills are superb. Basically, all household appliances can be repaired. This morning, when my husband repaired her daughter's "voice loss" for a long time, her daughter gave a thumbs-up admiringly: "Wow, Dad is really amazing, he can fix anything, but why can't Mom?" I was so embarrassed that my smug husband took a look at me and quickly said calmly to my daughter, "Your mother is even worse. She will fix me."

23. My wife and I have been married for more than ten years, and the romantic age has been a long time! This morning, I suddenly said to my wife on a whim: Let's talk about love again and pretend you don't know me. My wife said,' OK, I'll tell her,' Hi! Little bitch, who knows that this product slaps me as soon as it raises its hand, and still curses: I'm tired of harassing my aunt!

24. A very fat woman got on the bus and couldn't find a seat, so she had to pull the pull ring on the bus. Unexpectedly, the driver suddenly braked, and the fat woman pulled off the pull ring and jumped in front of the driver. The driver looked at her and the pull ring on her hand and said angrily, there are three sets. Send the driver an autographed photo!

25. It's not the first time to kiss a girlfriend. This time, she actually said that she felt her first kiss. I said excitedly, "I can give you my first kiss after so long!" " She said disdainfully, "Yes, you always make me feel kissed by an animal." Me. . .

26. In high school, everyone liked to eat snacks and chat in Chinese class. The teacher was angry and stared at us, but there was nothing he could do. . . Later, I changed to a Chinese teacher. He was very honest and never opposed our eating snacks, but everyone gradually got rid of this bad habit. Because every time someone eats snacks, the teacher will come and eat with him.

27. Once on a plane, the lady by the window needed to go to the toilet and I needed to stand up and give up my seat. I was afraid she was in a hurry, so I unfastened my seat belt and stood up suddenly. However, I didn't get up, as if a powerful force had stopped me. I resisted, resisted, resisted, but was firmly locked in my seat. What's going on here? I looked down and my seat belt was tightly tied to my body. What I untied was actually a belt.

28. Who cares about you most in your company? Our director, of course? How does Director A care about you? B Every time I say something wrong or do something wrong, the director will say, Are you sick?

29. Excuse me, Miss, do you like doing sports? I love it! I get up early on time every day and exercise for at least two hours. You are too persistent. What sports do you do? Make up!

30. When the Tang Priest and his disciples came to the daughter country, Bajie wanted to play for a few more days, but he was afraid to say. On this day, Pig said, "Master, I want to find someone here. When I find it, shall we go west again?" The Tang Priest asked, "What do you want with him? Is that person important? " Bajie: "Yes." Tang Priest: "Who is it?" Pig said with a smile, "Alone."

Editor's note: A gentleman often loses his wallet on the bus. One day before getting on the bus, a gentleman folded a thick stack of paper and put it in an envelope. After getting off the bus, he found the envelope stolen. The next day, a gentleman just got on the bus and felt a hard object around his waist. He felt it and saw it. That was yesterday's envelope, which said: Please don't joke like this, it will affect his normal work. Thank you!

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1. Later, I began to get tired of dealing with personnel. I am lazy in many places, but I care about you.

2. The dirt on your face can't stop the light in your eyes, and the hardships of life can't stop your inner desire!

You are like my warm gloves and cold beer. Shirts with the smell of sunshine, dreams day after day.

4. Take a bath, see flowers and eat. If you feel happy, it's not all because the bath is clean and the flowers are blooming well, or the food is to your taste, mainly because your heart doesn't get in the way.

Winter is lonely, summer is parting, and spring is the bridge between them. Only autumn pervades the four seasons.

6. Everything in Floating in the Wind belongs to yesterday, and everything that has weathered the storm is facing the future.

I heard that when you can't have it anymore, the only thing you can do is not to forget it.

8. If you want the best things in the world, you must first let the world see the best of you.

9. I have been to many places, seen many scenery and passed by many people, but I just want to wait for you!

10. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is much better than a corpse in the street.

1 1. Put down your impetuousness, your laziness, your enthusiasm for three minutes, your mind that you can't help but be tempted, your eyes that are easily attracted to anything, and your mouth that you want to gossip about everything. You should calm down and do what you should do.

12. I think you'd better find someone who loves you for who you really are. No matter how bad-tempered, ugly and beautiful you are, the right person will definitely feel that the sun can radiate from your ass.

13. Sometimes, even if things are contrary to our wishes, we must adapt. Sometimes, I don't ask for it, I have to accept it. Sometimes, even if you can't bear it, you have to let it go.

14. Loneliness can only be hidden in your heart. I can't say it. It will become vulgar and melodramatic when you say it. Childhood loneliness is having no friends. And loneliness when you grow up is more terrible than having no friends.

15. The complexity of life lies in unpredictability, unexplained and unclear. Just like walking in the fog, you can't see any direction, and no one can tell whether the front is a cliff or a dead end. Life can only go on until the fog clears and finally understand the answer.

16. Everything you miss is a passer-by.

17. Some people think that love is sex, marriage, a kiss at six in the morning and a bunch of children. Maybe love is like this, but you know what I think? I think love is trying to touch, but taking back your hand.

18. Doing a really useful job, then having a rest, enjoying nature, reading, listening to music and loving people around me, this is my interpretation of happiness.

19. Don't stay in your imagination, all you have is your happiness. The human heart is like a container, with more happiness and less troubles; The installation is much simpler, and the entanglement is naturally less; If you pretend to be more satisfied, the pain will naturally be less; If you understand more, there will naturally be fewer contradictions; Pretend to be more tolerant and hate less. The mind determines the scale, and the realm determines the level.

I would rather keep silent and make people look like fools than prove that I am.

2 1. Time goes forward and the clock can't be turned back, so as long as everything is over, there is no turning back. Even if it looks like going back in time, the world is still facing completion. We can turn back, but we don't have to. Even if one day, you find yourself wrong, you should turn around and stride in the right direction, instead of going back and complaining that you are wrong.

22. It is normal for people to encounter incomprehension, criticism, contempt and even disdain from others when they are young. In this case, we only need to do two things well. One is to correct your own shortcomings according to other people's judgments, and the other is not to deny your life because others don't understand.

23. There is no "better way". There is only one way, which is the one you choose. The key is that you should bravely go up and keep going.

24. No one is a fool. It's just that sometimes, we choose to feel that little thing called happiness foolishly. Don't be too mean to those who love you. Few people are really good to you all their lives. How many people wake up when everything is about to be lost: love is generous and cannot be consumed excessively. Everyone has a temper and bears all the anger for you, just because that person loves you more than you.

25. From now on, don't indulge in fantasy, don't rock the boat, work hard, live a good life and be a person close to happiness.

26. The biggest motivation for hard work is that you can choose the life you want, instead of being chosen by life.

27. Blow away the haze with a wisp of breeze, and pick up a bowl of spirits to talk and laugh.

28. If you build your life according to nature, you will never be poor; If you build your life according to people's ideas, you will never be rich.

29. A person who knows you can bring a mutually comfortable love. A person who doesn't understand you will eventually make you understand that understanding is more important than love in life. True love is not love at first sight, but long-term love; The real fate is not the arrangement of heaven, but your initiative. If you love each other, don't dislike each other, do it and cherish it.

30. Actually, you don't need complicated thoughts to be a man. Everything happens, you don't climb, you don't refuse to come, you don't stay. Only by not clinging to one thought, being willing to let go, and letting go at the right time can we restore the peace of life. After experiencing mistakes, you will make better choices; After experiencing failure, we will have a better grasp; After experiencing loss, we will cherish it more. Only when you have experienced it, will you really understand that there is nothing you can't give up and let go.

3 1. May people who have been separated for a long time meet again, people who have feelings can love each other, and lonely people don't have to be lonely anymore.

If one day, I become more indifferent, please remember that when I need company, you just say busy. If one day, I become arrogant, please remember that no one has ever put me in my heart. If one day, I no longer care about you, please remember that no one has ever listened to my heart. If one day, I stop smiling at you, please remember that you never asked me if I was happy.

We always feel that what we can't get is beautiful, because you know too little about him and have no time to get along with him. One day, when you know it better, you will find that it is not as beautiful as you think.

34. Buddha said: Bodhi is not a tree, and there is no stage in the mirror. There is nothing, so there is no dust. People are people, you don't have to be human. The world is the world, so there is no need to be careful.

35. Buddha said: Only by practicing eternal life can we get through the same boat, and only by practicing eternal life can we sleep. I watched it 500 times in my last life and brushed my shoulders once in my life. An encounter in this life must come from thousands of sweet or painful memories in the last life.

36. The rain falls because the sky can't bear its weight, and tear drops is because the heart can't bear the pain any more.

37. Some people should forget it. People don't care about you, why should they be wronged? Your so-called obsession is love in your own eyes; In the eyes of the other party, this is annoying; In the eyes of others, this is cheap.

38. The most ridiculous thing in the world is that you are still lying when I know the truth, so true and so deep.

In this world, it's not just spirits that can intoxicate people.

1, true love is not selfish, but altruistic.

2. If you are good to me, I will be good to you. You are not nice to me, but I can't stop.

When I left him, I knew that love is one thing, life is one thing, affair is one thing, and time is another.

4. Being young is not as easy as being a generation. Every generation has its own destiny, grievances, struggles and struggles, and there is nothing to complain about. -white

In this world, it is not only spirits that can make people intoxicated, but also love that will make people unforgettable. Sometimes, a light one in Mika can last longer; An unintentional one is even more unforgettable; A simple period can last a lifetime.

6. Those who dare not love again must have loved deeply. It seems that all kinds of poisons do not invade, but in fact, all kinds of poisons have already invaded the body.

7. Walking alone in the dusk of the city, loneliness is dragged into a hunting flag by the sunset, swaying in the surrounding twilight clouds. Walking in the bustling crowd, I suddenly found myself lost. On the street of a foreign land, I suddenly have such a strong desire that you can come casually, hold my hand and accompany me on a dark road.

8, a pair of broken shoes, no matter how to make up, can't find the way I walked. Passing by, that is fate, staying, that is destiny takes a hand.

9, the most familiar things, the most likely to produce strangeness. People close at hand are the hardest to understand. From a psychological point of view, the longer two people get along, the less interested they are in getting to know each other. So there is a blind spot of love. The farthest person in the world may be the closest person to you.

10, will you know how to cherish only if I put you in a dispensable position?

1 1, having a lover is a wonderful thing. The power it drives is like a rushing river. No matter where you want to go, you are bright and yearning. It's a pity that most people don't love others and love themselves too much. I'm not afraid to wait. I'm afraid I won't see you after dreaming for 20 years.

12, far from the ugliness of this world, it is the beautiful mask that this world wears.

13, don't say that you will love someone unconditionally, love is always conditional. You can have nothing, but if you want him to love you, isn't that a condition? Each of us is conditionally loved, and we are also conditionally loved by others. There is no need to be disheartened. Since we know that there is no unconditional love in this world, we should strive to make ourselves more qualified to be loved, and at the same time learn to forget some conditions to love someone.

14, when people can't get it, they don't mind anything. After getting it, I care a little about everything.

15, flowers will not bloom in the coming year because of your alienation; People will become strangers because of your disappearance.

16, the so-called understanding is to know the deepest pain in the other person's heart and where it is.

17, in fact, the sky is very blue, and the clouds will always disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and the other shore is connected with this shore; In fact, tears are sweet when your heart is willing. It is a tragedy to see the world with emotion, and a comedy with reason.

18, many quarrels are with close people, but also with themselves. Those who hurt the most but still care also hurt themselves. Instead of having a hard time with yourself, learn to suspend the present and find a direction. Walk with a broad mind when encountering a narrow road, and walk slowly when encountering danger.

19, there are two tragedies in life. The first is not getting what you want, and the second is getting what you want.

20, the beginning of the story is always like this, just in time, caught off guard. The ending of the story is always like this, two flowers bloom, and the sky is far apart.