Funny 600-word essay

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Today I was watching a DVD, and my mother came in with another book and said: Tell me what these sentences mean

Mom: What does "i don't know." mean?

I said: "I don't know"

Mom: I have sent you to college for several years, but you don't know anything! !

I said: No! Is it just "I don't know"?

Mom: Talk back! ! ! ! $@%!#$^amp;%#$%@$%@#$%!^%^!^%$^#amp;..(a beating)

Mom: You're telling me this. You should know what "i know." means. Tell me.

I said: "I know"

Mom: If you know, tell me quickly.

I said: "I know"

Mom: Are you looking for trouble? Didn't you clean it up just now lightly?

I said: I know it!

Mom: I knew you didn’t tell me yet! ! Don’t pretend to understand if you don’t understand! amp;*$%^@$#!%$@^%#*$^^^##$% (another beating)

Mom: Be careful, spend so much time I'll give you a lot of money to send you to college, but now you can't do anything. You know a few things and you're showing off to me. Let me ask you the last question. Please explain it to me. If you can't tell me, I'm trying to deal with you. Please translate it for me. What does "i know but i don't want to tell you." mean?

I fainted, picked up a pillow and banged it on my head more than thirty times, banged my head against the wall more than forty times, slapped myself in the mouth more than fifty times with both hands, and kicked the corner of the table more than sixty times with my legs. Next, when my flesh and blood were mutilated, I asked my mother: Are you satisfied with this?

Then she came to ask me again: "Son, I'm very annoyance, don't tuouble me. What does it mean~?"

Me: "I'm very annoyed, don't bother me"

Mom: "I'm looking for a beating for talking to your mother like that" (so I was flattened)

Mom asked again; "i hear nothing, repeat. What does it mean?"

I said: "I didn't hear it clearly, please say it again"

Mom said again: I hear nothing, repeat”

“I didn’t hear clearly, repeat”

The result was flat

Mom asked again : "what do you say "How to explain it?"

I said: "What do you say" (flattened again)

Mom asked again: "look up in the dictionary "What do you mean?"

I said: "Look it up in the dictionary"

"Look it up in the dictionary and I ask you what you are doing" (flattened)

Mom And asked: you had better ask some body. How to translate it?"

I said: "You had better ask others"

"You are my son, why should I ask others? Looking for a fight."

"Ah! God save me!"

"God save me!"

"If you are playing with your mother, God will too. I can't save you! (Being flat)

I'll ask you again: "use you head, then think it over, what do you mean!"

I said: "Move it Brain, think about it carefully."

"You brat, you dare to play tricks on me" and then started to do it again

I quickly said: "Only my mother is good in the world"

"Well, that's pretty much it. I'll make some delicious food for you later, and I'll ask you tomorrow." /