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Xiong Haizi, what have you met?
At that time, did you think it was normal for children to have injections? Crying is a normal phenomenon. This kind of thing has happened several times, and it is normal to make a fuss.
With the crying of the child, I saw an old man in his fifties, holding a 6-or 7-year-old grandson who was crying into tears, and wanted to send him to the infusion room as soon as possible.
Finally came to the door of the infusion room, Xiong Haizi, who was afraid of injections, began to cry again, struggling desperately and kicking his grandfather hard with his feet.
At this time, grandpa took compulsory measures, only to see him forcibly hold the naughty Xiong Haizi in his arms from the ground and stride towards the infusion room.
When this Xiong Haizi was picked up by his grandfather, he was as tall as his grandfather and his legs almost hung on the ground. At this time, he seemed to be angered.
Xiong Haizi continued to struggle desperately in grandpa's arms, his hand flapping back and forth on grandpa's face, and grandpa looked helpless.
This Xiong Haizi is unreasonable in public. He lost his temper and slapped his grandfather because he was afraid of an injection. It's very painful that such a thing happened.
This is what I saw with my own eyes, what happened in our community hospital. Have you ever met such a Xiong Haizi?
Maybe my youngest son is the most Xiong Haizi in the whole network. I'm afraid others may not believe me when I say it, but it's true:
Let's start with kindergarten! I went to kindergarten when I was four years old, so I peed on my pants and on the bed without saying anything. I was naughty, putting things in the teacher's pedal piano, hiding girls' hair bands and fighting with boys. He is naive and understandable. When I was five years old, I went back to my hometown to spend my summer vacation with my grandmother. Isn't the old man asking for incense on the fifteenth day of the first month? His grandmother burned incense early in the morning, and my bear son blew it out when he saw the five spices and three waxes inside and outside. Great, you blew out the incense wax of an 80-year-old woman. Isn't that a curse on her death? Me, my mother and the old people will be scolded if they don't let people talk to me. It's not fun again, I can't sit still, so I have to climb trees in the orchard next to me! He crawled and didn't think it was funny at all. He took a bucket from home and picked all the grapefruit that had just fallen. A vat is full and he can't carry it. He also called his brother to help him. His brother is watching TV at home. The eldest son ran back and told me, I still don't believe it. I rushed to have a look. Oh, my God! A bucket full of words and pockets in my hand, I'm so angry! You know, this is not my mother's orchard, but my cousin's next door. I asked him why he chose it. He said he picked them to eat, but he couldn't tell grapefruit from oranges. I had to take him home to apologize. It's nothing. After two days of silence, I urged my eldest son to keep an eye on him and not to make trouble. I'm going to wash clothes by the river. Before I finished washing, I heard my father scolding my youngest son, saying that something was not fun and I was going to play in the septic tank. Hey! It turned out that he fell into a septic tank. In the countryside, thinking of using farmyard manure to water the vegetables, my father specially left a hole for the spoon to use, and covered it with wooden boards. It's a little rotten because of long-term exposure to the sun and rain. My eldest son and several older children are standing in a place with good cement. When he was a child, he was different from others. He had to stand on the board and jump hard without "plopping". Fortunately, my father was at home, otherwise the septic tank would be so deep, and the consequences would be unimaginable! When I saw him, I was angry, hateful and funny. Why is he so naughty? I hate it! I can't wait to kill him. I don't know where to start with the ridiculous thing. My mouth, eyes, face and body are covered with shit, and my hair is still two big. My father took him to the river to wash, soaked in the river for half an hour, and then washed with hot water. After a few days, it still stinks of shit.
After being naughty every day, I will soon be in the second grade. The teacher complained that it was a two-day affair. He said that a recent incident, his teacher called me and said that he peed in a girl's cup, and his parents asked me to accompany him for 40 yuan and asked me to transfer it to my classmate's parents. I am so angry! Almost 36 years old. I asked him what he was doing after school this afternoon, and he said he would bet a pack of spicy strips with his male classmates. I don't know what language to use to describe this son. His story can't be finished in three days and nights. If I am wrong, please God punish me instead of sending such a Xiong Haizi to bother me. I want to clear my head. /Please leave me alone.
There are pictures to prove it. If it's not illegal to lose a child, I wish I lost someone and clothes. I may have lost them hundreds of times. Who wants it? Please take it away and I'll deliver it to your door.
In the video, a naughty Xiong Haizi orangutan in the fence throws stones at tourists outside the fence. Father Scarlet was very angry when he found out: "This Xiong Haizi is so ill-bred. Why don't you go in if you want to hurt people? " So, I picked up a branch and smoked it according to Xiong Haizi's ass. Xiong Haizi was defeated and fled.
Nowadays, quality education has penetrated into the animal kingdom. Parents who often see kittens and puppies educate their children: "If the phone doesn't answer, WeChat doesn't return, where will they die?" Mom and dad are more worried. Claws snapped Xiong Haizi's head.
It seems that the century-old plan, education-oriented, has been the whole species. Wake up, human parents, and stop indulging children too much. Otherwise, even cats, dogs and orangutans are inferior.
The son of the head of our department often comes to the unit to play. That boy spoiled him and his wife, hitting and swearing, rolling around and giving nothing. Eat at noon and throw up in someone else's lunch box. Papa bear is very happy to see it. As long as this Xiong Haizi comes, everyone will hide out quickly.
When I showed this video to Mao, he and his wife, how did the gorilla father educate his children?
Tell me about my relative's Xiong Haizi last month. At that time, my family invited me to dinner, and one of the children said that they were full before the food was served, and then went to play by themselves. I also quickly ate a few mouthfuls of rice and left the table, because I was thinking about the cosmetics in my room. A child came to play at home before and put all my lipstick on the cosmetic mirror. It hurts my kidneys to think about it. So this time, I saw the child leave the table alone, so I quickly followed him to my room. The first thing is to check my cosmetics. As always, the stone in my heart finally fell to the ground, and then I went downstairs to accompany the guests.
Half an hour later, I went upstairs to check again and saw that the cosmetics were still intact, and the child was sitting alone on the sofa playing ipad. At this time, I suddenly felt very ashamed: the child was obviously a good boy, but I was wrong about others.
When everyone has finished eating and gone upstairs, the child will tell his mother the password with an iPad or something. I took a closer look, and it seemed to be my iPad. At first, I thought the child was playing with his own, but I didn't expect it to be my iPad! Worst of all: he didn't know the password, and then he kept typing in it, which caused my iPad to lock. I want to brush the machine!
I did meet Xiong Haizi, not so much because of his parents' poor discipline. They haven't taught their children what to do and what not to do since childhood.
There is an old woman in our community, whose legs and feet are not very flexible. Every day, she goes downstairs with crutches to bask in the sun and chat with other elderly people in the community.
One day, grandma was chatting with two other old people around a stone table. She leaned her crutch against the wooden chair. At this time, a little boy of five or six years old ran over and took her crutches away. Grandma told him to take it back. The little boy refused to return it, ran away with a smile, imitated the way grandma walked, then hit the fish in the community pond with a cane and finally deliberately threw it into the pond. Later, the residential property management staff helped to catch it.
I also met Xiong Haizi once. We have to swipe our card to get into the unit door downstairs. Two mothers took their children downstairs to play and left the door open. At this time, an aunt came back with food in her hands. She was just about to enter the unit door when a child ran over, closed the unit door at once and ran away. Aunt is helpless, put down the food in her hand, take out the key card and open the door.
Although these are trivial matters, they reflect the educational problems of parents. They don't help others, but also make trouble for others.
This is Xiong Haizi that I have ever seen. Xiong Haizi is Xiong Haizi, and his parents have great responsibilities.
Seeing this question and answer, I couldn't help laughing. Finally got a chance to criticize my Xiong Haizi. My son got a proper Xiong Haizi this year 10, which tortured me and his father for many years and had no temper at all. In his father's words, your mother gave birth to you to punish me. What bear things did he do that impressed me over the years?
My Xiong Haizi is three years old. He has a glib tongue and can clearly report the interesting things that happened in one day to you. One day I was washing my face in the bathroom, and his father hugged me from behind and kissed me. As soon as he saw it, he ran to the living room and said to his grandmother, "Grandma, my father kissed my mother just now."
We can hear clearly in it. How embarrassing! At that time, my husband said that your son is a spy, so you should sleep in separate beds with him.
Before going to bed at night, I will do the preheating work before separating the bed with him. I said, "Baby, when you grow up, you will sleep separately from your parents."
He actually answered irrelevant questions, "Are you going to have a baby with your father?"
I said, "no, I just think you will sleep alone when you are old!" " "
The son said, "all the uncles and aunts on TV slept together and gave birth." Do you want to have a baby with your father? "
I strongly denied it, but he agreed with a grain of salt. The next day, I made his bed beautiful, and I played with him on his bed before going to bed. Before going to bed, he broke his word. I ignored him and closed the door directly. He knocked on the door outside with a pillow in his arms, but I wouldn't open the door. After a while, there was no sound outside. I thought he was asleep in bed.
Half an hour later, I asked his father to open the door and go to his room. As a result, when I opened the door, I found him dragging the quilt down from the bed, laying it at the door of our bedroom and falling asleep with a small pillow!
When his father saw it, he immediately collapsed, took his son in and went to sleep in his bed!
The plan to sleep in separate beds ended in failure. Later, when he was five years old, he offered to sleep in separate beds with us, and then he was completely separated from him.
When the child was in a big class, I slept in the room with his father one weekend. He got up early. Usually his grandmother takes care of him and we go to work. His grandmother is from the countryside, has no job, has never studied, is from the 1950s, and can't read.
We still want to go back to sleep. My son is jumping around in the living room, patting things like playing with balloons. I thought to myself, I haven't seen him play with balloons recently. Grandma won't buy him balloons early in the morning, will she? I kicked my husband out of bed to show him what was going on.
As a result, my husband came back despondently and told me with a red face that his mother was holding a condom, punching with a pump and tying it up for her son to play with. Oh, my God, how could this happen! My husband usually throws the rest in the bedside table after using it. I never thought that when children grow up, they will rummage through the closet to find something to play with! [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] Ten thousand words are omitted here [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face].
My baby is a family that is difficult to get up. Every morning, the school opens at 7: 10, has the first class at 8: 10, and arrives at school before 7:50.
On the second day of school, he announced to us that he would get up at 5: 40 and go to school at 7: 10 from now on. I thought the baby had grown up and started to be self-disciplined. I am secretly happy for him. Usually we get up at six forty.
After school starts, he gets up at 5: 40 every day to brush his teeth and wash his face. I got up to help him make breakfast. Basically, you can leave home after breakfast at 6: 40, be sent by your father, and arrive at school at 7: 10.
In the first few days, his father and I were able to hold on. After a long time, I really can't stand it. His father sometimes works overtime until the early hours of the morning, sleeps four or five hours a day to send him to school, walks during the day and even wants to sleep.
And he beats chicken blood every day, sets his own alarm clock, wakes me up when the alarm clock rings, and I have to get up. Looking forward to the weekend every day, looking forward to his holiday.
Finally, I stayed until the end of his semester. I thought that if he went to school so self-disciplined every day this semester, his academic performance would definitely be much better. Unexpectedly, his grades are still the same, and those who fail still fail.
I asked him, how can he get the same grades when he goes to school so early every day? He happily took out a big bag of Altman cards from his schoolbag. My deskmate and I just won this. Whoever gets to school first will win, and the loser will send an Altman card to the winner!
When I heard this, my god, I was almost shocked by him. I said, there are hundreds of ultraman cards at home. If you leave them at home like shit, how can you win an ultraman card at school and make your parents look crazy! In the crash, [angry] [angry] [angry], hundreds of words [cover your face] [cover your face] [cover your face] are omitted here.
Summary: In life, every Xiong Haizi has different characteristics, some are naturally naughty, some are restless, and some even have extreme personality and behavior. My Xiong Haizi is very naughty He likes to open his heart to things, and his speech often makes people feel ridiculous.
Tell me about a little girl I met in the community playground yesterday morning. Not just Xiong Haizi.
Taking care of the baby at home full-time and taking the baby for a walk every day is something I have to do every day. It's almost nine o'clock in the morning after washing. I dressed the baby and went out. Because the wind was particularly strong these two days, I wanted to take my children around the community, so I pushed Bao Xiao to the playground of the community and took them out to play many times over the weekend. The children are also happy to see their friends playing. Keep running around. When I was tired of playing, I saw no one playing on the seesaw. The child asked me to take the seesaw and run by myself. I followed him closely. The child sits at this end, and I hold it near the child in the middle of the seesaw to help the child get up and down. Later, a child sat on the other end of the seesaw, and then a five-year-old girl ran to my son and began to push my child down, saying, I want to play! I grabbed my son without falling. "Kid, this is a public place. The equipment is everyone's, not your own. Anyone can play. You can play if you want, but you can't wait until we have had enough, or wait in line. " I said it loudly in the hope that her parents could hear me, so as not to cause misunderstanding that I bullied my children. But in fact, parents don't know where to sit and chat.
Seeing the opposite child go, she sat on it, but still didn't see the parents coming. This child is very familiar with: what's my name, which class I am in kindergarten ... a lot, and I chatted with the mother of the child next to me and said: This child is really cheerful and worry-free!
A gust of wind came, and the child accidentally lost his eyes and rubbed his eyes. I quickly took out a small towel from my pocket and took it out of my pocket. I fell to the ground, picked it up and put it back in my pocket. I squatted down to wipe the child's eyes. The mother of the child next to me didn't see me fall out. The little girl screamed and squatted down beside me. Before I knew it, the little girl reached out and rummaged in my bag. I understood at once: she was rummaging through the money in my pocket. I grabbed her hand and patted her on the back. "Whose child is this? Does anyone care? " After I shouted, an aunt came over. I guess she also saw the situation nearby. "Apologize to my aunt and see if I don't tell your mother." Aunt said no, turned to leave. Did I do something wrong? I was lost in an instant … lost …! It was speechless, and several mothers saw it and shook their heads helplessly. This cannot be based on Xiong Haizi. I have the impulse to pick her up and beat her up in an instant.
I don't know if it's grandma or grandma. I believe you all know how to educate your children, but I also know that no matter how much you love her and indulge her, there will still be someone in this society to educate your children for you in the future. I hope you don't regret this kind of education for your children.
The picture shows playing on the seesaw. Where shall we take the little girl to play after this? This foot is my son's, and a girl is a girl. Is she still thinking about my twenty or thirty dollars?
My friend's child is full moon, so I took my 2-year-old girl to dinner. There is also a child who is about five or six years old at the same table. There are candy melon seeds and peanuts on the table before dinner. Children like sweets, so I brought two for my girl. There are at least five sweets on the plate. The little boy next door refused, crying loudly that the candy was his and that my girl was not allowed to eat it. I felt embarrassed, so I gave him one and the other girl held it in her hand. He grabbed her when she came up and made my girl cry. This is already very angry, and the next one is even more angry!
So many people were silent, and I didn't like being angry, so I took my girl to sit somewhere else. The little boy seems to have a problem with my girl. There is a big bottle of coke and a big bottle of orange juice on the table. Everybody open and drink. The little boy came to hit my girl and spilled my girl's drink on purpose. The second time he came, I grabbed his arm and told him not to do this, and then the child ran away crying. Soon, his mother and grandmother came over and said that I was an adult bullying the children and had no quality ... The people at the same table couldn't stand it, saying that the little boy was wrong. His grandmother also said that a table of unqualified people had a hard time with children, and finally called names.
It seems that while eating, the little boy has been turning over the table, and it is turning over very quickly, especially when others are picking up vegetables. Everyone didn't eat well. Anyway, a few people left the table before the food was served. Really should be that sentence, Xiong Haizi must have bear parents at home, and I don't know whether to love or harm children.
Xiong Haizi, once, they could finish the paper cup next to the high-speed rail water dispenser at one time, go to the sink to get water, and throw water at each other to fight, but Xiong's parents turned a blind eye. On another occasion, Xiong's parents were still sitting there quietly enjoying the scenery, while Xiong Haizi was yelling at each other at the end of the dining car.
I haven't met Taixiong. It was yesterday that I heard my father say that my neighbor scolded my daughter in the elevator. I was very angry. I will meet him one day.
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