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A classic published by a circle of friends says: Even if everything goes wrong in life, you still have to stay cute.

1. My whole life is half lonely and half free. 2. Be sure to take care of yourself, don't stay up late surfing the Internet, don't stare at the mobile phone screen with sore eyes, don't eat when you are hungry, don't always drink and eat junk food, pay attention to safety when crossing the road, remember to take an umbrella when it rains, remember to take medicine when you have a cold, run more laps when you have nothing to do, drink more hot water and shed less tears, no one will always care about you, so you should be obedient and take care of yourself. 3. It turns out that if I don't receive your reply, I will keep watching and waiting with my mobile phone. As soon as the screen gets dark, I'll press it immediately, for fear of missing your message in the second when the screen is locked. But now I'll do my own thing after I talk to you, and I'll get back to you after a long time. I know very well that I still like you very much. My feelings for you are the same as before, except that I like you very much. Now I take out two points to love myself. I really want to talk about a love that both parents are opposed to. The man's family gave me10 million to leave. My family introduced me to a super handsome guy and told me to leave. Then I had to compromise and take money to marry that handsome guy. Hey, I like the way you fail in your adventure. So what's your punishment? Confess to someone you like. 6. Choose the place you like, be with the person you like, do what you want to do and become the person you want to be. 7. When I was in college, a roommate said that his family sold a cow to pay the tuition. After that, we were silent and deeply felt that it was not easy for rural families to sell iron in order to pay tuition for their children. Everyone took care of him for the next four years. After graduation, he invited us to her house to play. Looking at the endless pastures and thousands of cattle and sheep, we cried. We poor people have no right to sympathize with the heir of a big farmer. 8. You are half an actor and half a child. From the ugly man in the mask to the gentleman with his hat off, it's raining. Actually, I thought of you, hoping for an accident. You were in my Fiona Fang for miles, and when I came home, it was like an accident. That winter, it snowed deeply and heavily. I know you all know that you are my unfinished song in this life. 9. I decided to start a good business this year. After reading many projects, I think it is more reliable at present: borrow five yuan to buy a bowl first, and then go begging on the street. If it's good, I can get 20 thousand yuan in more than a month. Of course, the early stage is hard. After earning 20,000 yuan, I put it in Yu 'ebao, then earn two yuan a day, and then buy lottery tickets every day. I need your support at the beginning of my business. Who will lend me five yuan first? 10. Don't be too nice to others in the future. I will be jealous, stomp my feet and roll on the ground for you to hug. 1 1. Hello, my name is August. Give me 200 yuan. I will be good to you this month. 12. Even if everything goes wrong in life, you should stay cute. 13. You are so gentle. The wind will be sweeter if you come to me. 14. Now some young people can't even afford a five-dollar box lunch, but they reward millions of anchors; I didn't buy clothes for my parents for a year, but I went to make love to other people. I feel sorry for this star today and cry for that red man tomorrow. Living in a rental house for three or four hundred dollars, but thinking about how to divide the huge property after the divorce of the star; Seeing a thief on the road, I dare not say anything, but I go to the military forum every day and say that whoever commits China will be punished far away. Talk about the classics published by friends circle. 15. I can suffer a lot, but I can't be wronged at all. 16. It's not that girls are too hard to catch up with nowadays, but that boys are too careless now. Call you baby when chasing you, call you daughter-in-law when you are happy, call you crazy when you are angry, and tell you not to ink when you are upset. This is a man, what a vivid son of a bitch. 17. Don't comfort me. I understand everything. I'm just unhappy. 18. I don't want others to see your little kindness. I want to hold you in my arms, put it in my pocket, zip it up, and don't miss a breath. 19. Go to meet the person you want to see, do what you want to do, take advantage of the sunshine, take advantage of the breeze, take advantage of the flowers, take advantage of the youth, walk a long way, and express your deep and deep thoughts. Before the world is so crowded, before the plane takes off, before time devours your memory. Talking about anything is in a bad mood.

Talking about anything is in a bad mood.

(1) Although nothing has gone right recently and nothing good has happened, it seems that all the bad things ended at the end of March. April, hello.

(2) These two days need to ward off evil spirits, do bad things with good intentions, and everything goes wrong. Give me the symbol.

(3) Sometimes, when you think about it, this is life. When you are most vulnerable, you are rebellious. When I am most tired, nothing goes well. I met a genius when I was careless. The most debauchery, meet true love.

(4) Since the New Year, I feel that everything is not going well, a failed encounter, a series of colds, and the tempering process brought about by the new working environment really feels a little tired, always wandering in hope and disappointment several times. To paraphrase Mr. Jiang Yang's words:' My biggest problem is thinking too much and reading too little', I will record my reading journey from today, hoping to find my own direction in reading!

Everything is not going well today. First, that Shao guy teased me about going to physical education class. Then walk from the school gate to the dormitory with a courier bigger than a wine box. Then I ate cold noodles with coriander. Then the handsome boy didn't come to Japanese class. I sat alone and felt cold. Then I went back to the dormitory to find an hour's video. Finally, I found that the video could not be downloaded. Then my mother changed her mobile phone.

(6) Things have not been smooth recently, and I feel a little depressed. So many days, everything is difficult, full of twists and turns, alas.

(7) I just said that nothing has been going well recently and I forgot to bring my homework home. Draw your hand every time you turn the pen. Red pen drops, red beads dye. Don't be unlucky again. April seems busy. Cheerleading in football match, Art Festival 15 Class Classical Dance Psychological Club. Although they are all walk-ons, I wish you a happy April in advance.

Because I think I have been wronged by you too much, I will be jealous to death when I see another person become a monk halfway and get all your tenderness and love. Don't tell me that people should be generous and move forward. I'm looking forward to it, but it won't affect the circle drawing and curse you. I hope you can grow old together and everything goes wrong at the same time. If you can't get a taxi when you go out, you will always wait for dinner, and you can't afford to buy anything you want. You two hugged each other and drank the northwest wind, shouting: delicious!

(9) Nothing has really gone well recently. There are quarrels at home every day, and there are no good things at school. There are still many things to deal with, such as being single again, twisting your knees, scratching your fingers and so on.

Everything is not going well today. I can't stop building and dare not move. It hurts my uncle to death.

(1 1) I used to talk about it, but I was still looking forward to it. In the past two years, when everything went wrong, no matter what, the suffering was borne by myself, and that heart was completely gone. 18, 19 years is easy to show a sincere heart, but today I was injured, but I have completely lost that ability. If I am destined to walk alone for the rest of my life, I hope I will not lose my aura, and my time can be gentle. After all, my fate is fair.

(12) My roommate said that she had spent 100 days with her boyfriend, and my heart was as sour as a dog! Sure enough, Sister Xian was right. Everything went wrong in March, I got nothing and lost him!

I really don't like April. I spilled water on the keyboard early in the morning and couldn't find my glasses. No money. It can be said that everything is not going well.

(14) I, an Amway person who can even drink St. Pei Lu's soft drinks, wanted to drink blood orange, but it didn't taste like blood orange. Except that weird brown bottle, the other three are really delicious. Everything goes wrong, no smile.

(15) In March, everything went wrong and ended with a bad cold. It was like a joke on April Fool's Day. That was a long time ago. My nose was blocked and I felt very light.

Dude, when things go wrong, everything goes wrong. Even so, I haven't been defeated.

(17) Very annoying. Everything goes wrong in March, so we should regroup in April and let all our troubles flow away with March of 20xx.

(18) Recently, I don't know whether everything is going wrong or all kinds of bad feelings. Anyway, the whole person is particularly upset?

(19) In March, I felt that everything was not going well; April, please be kind to me!

Alas, everything is not going well. I just want to do scientific research and graduate, and I don't want to do anything else. I'm so tired these days, contradictory, unlucky little pigeon.

(2 1) How to do everything well in a very depressed period seems irrelevant. I'm tired. I stayed up late after a day's class to catch up on tomorrow's homework, and I'm not in the mood for a holiday. In short, everything is not going well, and I don't know what went wrong. I just want to lie flat.

I wonder if my luck will be better this time. I guess everything went wrong because I pushed too hard last time. Alas, it's true. Everything should be slow, not excessive, but not too good.

(23) Today, when everything went wrong, the students' union and leaders raided the dormitory, found out the plugs hidden in our dormitory and unplugged them all. Now the mobile phone is dead, and there is no place to plug in the light to do homework.

This week is really annoying. I wanted to get something, but I didn't expect a head to fall out of bed and hit the corner of the kitchen door. Fortunately, I didn't poke my eyes directly, but I made a cut at the end of my eyes. Although I don't know if I will leave a scar, it's better to leave a scar than to hurt my eyes. Really disfigured.

Things have really gotten worse recently. I want to eat a fly, spit it out and fly a bigger one into my mouth.

There are many problems these days, and everything is not smooth at work. I don't think about what I do or talk about! I really want to say something in my heart, but I can't express it, and I feel uncomfortable!

(27) Can you get these annoying things out! What a negative energy explosion! Everything is terrible!

(28) Now, I still feel uncomfortable when I think of something that is not going well. That memory has not been beautified by time. I think I really survived, and then I don't want to think about it.

March has passed, although it is another March when everything goes wrong, but I am still very grateful, there is always someone to accompany and help! I hope everything will be fine in April ~

(30) I feel that I may have a disease, which is called the fear-to-goodness syndrome for the time being: when everything is going well and I am in a good mood, I can't help but feel fear, always suspecting that it is false and temporary, worrying about whether there is a conspiracy trap behind me, and then forcibly suppressing my joy and adjusting to the depressed mode; On the contrary, when everything goes wrong and you are depressed, you will always feel familiar and think about unhappy things over and over again.

Today is really a bad day. I've been stuck in my heart for a day and want to vent. There is no place to vent. what can I do? I am desperate, too.

(32) I met a colleague with a bad face early in the morning, and everything went wrong as a result. I had a bad day. I am speechless.

Today, before climbing the tower, everything went wrong. I missed the subway twice, took the subway twice, took the wrong route once and rode OFO into a dead end. But after watching the night view of Shanghai, I suddenly felt that it was enough anyway.

Things are not going well these days, but I am helpless. I never thought what happened on TV would happen to me. I don't understand many things at all, so I have to force myself to face them.

I can't leave if the first flight is cancelled! Lao Xu is waiting for me in Shenzhen! How big a surprise is this? Let me start everything from the blink of an eye today! Love yourself for a second! Then I firmly believe that there will be a huge surprise in the next second!

Classic Quotations: Everything goes wrong, perhaps because of temper.

classic quotations

1, don't be paranoid about things you can't come, and don't be wishful thinking about people who don't belong to you. It is enough to live in the present and cherish what you have in front of you.

2. What is a person with a strong heart? A netizen wrote: you can take care of yourself; Admit that you are ordinary, but strive to develop in a good direction; You can face life calmly and listen to your inner feelings without other influences.

3. You may not be naive, but you must be kind. Be kind and tolerant like a child, and then make yourself better.

4, you should make it clear that you like each other, not that they like you. Now that you have taken the initiative, even if you have suffered a great injustice, it should be what you expected. You can't blame anyone, you have the courage to pursue it. Who told you that you have the ability to like others, but you can't make others like you?

5. See a sentence: If you want to build a boat, don't encourage people to cut down trees, assign jobs and give orders. What you should do is to teach people to long for the vastness and depth of the sea.

6. People who are too sensitive are always thinking because of someone else's casual words, not because they are too considerate, but because they are too kind.

7. Most emotions in the world are impermanent. I was caught off guard by the departure of so many people around me that I never saw them again before I had time to say goodbye. I finally understand that it is not time that is ruthless, but the impetuousness of people's hearts.

8. No matter how complicated the love of others is, no matter how many people gossip, it won't have anything to do with you. It is better to live quietly.

9. Most of human suffering comes not from major events or blows, but from the suffocation state experienced by the displacement of mind in the passage of time. Walking on the seemingly logical road of life, inadvertently becoming a sinner, inadvertently being redeemed, inadvertently becoming your own problem. Edna O 'Brien

10, the only thing you can grasp is that you have a clear conscience after your efforts.

1 1. Life needs passion. When passion can make others think you are unstoppable, it will make way for your growth! A person's unyielding temperament can move people and change many things. -Chen Yu, "Don't forget why you started because you went too far."

12, we are loyal to all kinds of high-quality relationships, but we should avoid relying on others or becoming the fetters and troubles of others. -Fu Nan

13, someone stabbed you in the chest. On the other hand, you are sensitive. You put the knife back, but he said you were "such a trivial matter".

14, no matter how independent the spirit is, feelings are always looking for an attachment and a destination. -Lu Yao's Ordinary World

15, even if you think you are a piece of smelly shit, you will meet a kind-hearted dung beetles, who will find you thousands of miles away and take you home as a treasure, taking good care of you along the way, for fear that you will be robbed, crushed or stoned, bent on turning you into a treasure of the town house at home. Don't doubt that the world is so good sometimes. Zhang Xiaohan

16, I hope one day you will be cool enough not to ask anyone any questions.

17, everything goes wrong, probably because of temper. Temper will drive away good luck. When you don't become what you want to be, since you are alive, just endure it first.

18, people change for two reasons: either they understand a lot and want to change; Either the injury is too deep and must be replaced.

19, because we have to digest the painful things ourselves, we should try not to disturb others when we are sad, so dear friend, if you think we are estranged, maybe I just found a safe place to lick the wound, so that one day not long ago, boom suddenly landed with a gorgeous voice, telling you that all the hurdles will pass, and that's how I came. -Yan potato

20, you have a desire for a person, that is like, you resist the desire for a person, that is love.

2 1, we have worked hard to come to this world, not because of what we see every day. We have cried enough since we were born. And we, none of us can go back alive. So, don't spend all your time on depression, believe, be lonely, love, hate and dream. You have to believe that there is no unattainable tomorrow. -Lu Sihao

I don't talk about life, you don't understand, this is distance.

I sat down with a smile and saw how many women worse than me you could change.

Second, single people continue to walk with gay friends.

No one has said good night to me since you.

Fourth, in the last class of senior three, the teacher said, if you read again, I will look at you again.

It's better to find someone who loves you than someone who doesn't.

The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.

Seven, when we meet, time freezes, and there is only you in my world. Even if you push me away, I will get close to you.

I don't understand why fate should let two people who can't be together meet.

Nine, the time with girlfriends is always the most beautiful and comfortable.

Ten, you don't want my man, then grab your mother and kick you to death.

1 1. Am I your favorite person? Why don't you talk?

12. No one can guarantee that the person you love will break your heart and turn around and leave.

Thirteen, some people have some things, I feel sorry, some feelings and some love, I feel helpless.

14.-I am infatuated with the warmth you gave me. I thought about what would happen if I lived with you forever.

Don't compare me with others. I know I am inferior to others, but I am who I am.

Sixteen, I don't say, you don't understand, this is the distance.

Seventeen, set you free. Spend it in my pain.

18. Did you confuse love with possession?

19. Forgive me for not leaving! I'm still standing there waiting for you.

I thought I was important to you, but that was just my idea.

Twenty-one, people are tired when they are alive, so they call people.

This is a mutual commitment, but no one can guarantee how long it will last.

23. Happiness is actually very simple, that is, good morning and good evening every day.

Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.

A careless person who always breaks other people's hearts! I wish I could forgive myself! Unintentional but always sad!