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Who created the work jingle?
Work is very hard, work is very tired, and I want to doze off at work.
Going to work is annoying and difficult, so I want to go out to play when I go to work.
From a distance, Guangdong looks like a paradise, and from a distance, Guangdong looks like a bank.
Guangdong is like a prison, so it's better to go home and herd sheep.
Everyone says Guangdong is good and everyone goes to Guangdong.
Guangdong earns money, Guangdong flowers, how to send money home?
It is said that the salary here is high and I have no money to buy toothpaste.
It is said that the food here is good, and grass is added to it.
It is said that the environment here is good, and cockroaches and ants run around.
It is said that there are many beautiful girls here who haven't dated for several years.
Hard work and low salary make it difficult to approve a leave of absence.
Work and worry year after year, and work overtime every day like a monkey.
There is no reward for working overtime, and there is no reason to be scolded every day.
When you see the boss, you lower your head and shake your head when you pay.
By the end of the month, I was worried and didn't know when I would get ahead.
Love is empty, love is empty, I wander in the street.
People are empty, money is empty, and a single bad karma is at work.
Things are empty, careers are empty, and it's crazy to think about it.
The mobile phone is empty, there is no money to charge, and life is not easy.
This one is empty and that one is empty. You can't walk around without money.
I'm bored at work, so I can't go out to play at work.
Work is hard and tiring, so I want to doze off at work.
I'm lazy and slow at work, but I just want to make money.
Well said, right, tears in my heart.
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