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How to send a circle of friends who get a marriage certificate?

1, put down the date, live together legally, and get a marriage certificate for only nine yuan!

2. Men and women who get marriage certificates, just play around, close the door and start your baby-making plan!

3. Wait and wait, hope and hope, and finally get the marriage certificate. From then on, the couple said that life is not worrying!

4. After receiving the marriage certificate, my husband's first sentence was: Get things done tonight.

5, beauty is unlucky since ancient times, and there is no marriage certificate!

6, since ancient times, you have to wait until your next life to get a marriage certificate!

7, the blessing of a hundred years, how many men are heartbroken, it is lucky not to kneel on the washboard tonight!

8. Marriage certificate is much more reliable than a man's promise. Without it, you are playing house.

9. The revolution is successful, and the red flag can be lowered. I'll find a friend to play mahjong tonight, and you can sleep alone.