What's humorous about poking fun at your own humorous sentences?

1, there are two kinds of creatures in the world who can lie on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher.

2, don't cry there every time you are sad, crying can't solve the problem-you have to die.

3. Doing more exercise is good for your health; Making more money is good for life;

4. You talk to him about civilization, and he gives you barbarism; You reason with him, and he plays rascal with you.

5. Women in the new era went to the hall, climbed over the fence, fought for mistresses, beat hooligans, but couldn't get out of the kitchen.

6. In the past, people and things in this world only liked or disliked, liked or disliked. Later, when I grew up, I looked sophisticated and paid attention to whether I liked it or not. Slowly, they are afraid to ask themselves if they like it, and then forget the joy in their hearts.

7, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

8. Being in a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

9. You play with others in front of me, and I watch quietly like a stranger.

10, for men, women are sheep and career is grass. If the grass is well planted, it is good for the sheep, but if the grass is not well planted, it is only a matter of time before the sheep eat the grass planted by others.

1 1, three points are doomed, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points are at the teacher's place.