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Putin cheers and talks about copywriting.

For a male friend.

● The first sentence:

Don't be self-righteous in front of women, and don't underestimate women who look weak. Men can conquer the world, but they often lose to women in the end.

● The second sentence:

A man promises a woman a paper engagement, which is not only love, but also responsibility. Fulfilling a responsibility is far more attractive to women than empty promises.

● The third sentence:

Men lie to women for one night, and women lie to men for a lifetime. Work with your lower body and think with your upper body, otherwise, you have no way out.

● The fourth sentence:

For women, youth is definitely an advantage, but for men, youth is not capital. The real capital is wisdom and strategy.

The fifth sentence:

No woman can really forgive men's betrayal and abandonment. In a woman's mind, a man's betrayal and abandonment have declared his death.

● The sixth sentence:

Behind the beautiful affair is a fatal trap. There is no free lunch in the world, and similarly, there is no bed provided by women for free.

● The seventh sentence:

In reality, truly happy love is often not the rich who can afford 999 roses, nor the poor proletariat, but the person who can only afford one rose and live a small life.

● The eighth sentence:

There are many women worthy of love in life, but few women can really love. Cherish and be kind to women who are willing to spend their lives with you.

● The ninth sentence:

Whether a man can finally have the right to speak is not what you have done in the past, but how much power or wealth you have now.

● The tenth sentence:

Don't criticize and abuse the successful people around you, ask yourself why you are not successful. Being a man needs atmosphere, and people with atmosphere have a bigger stage in life.

Words for female friends:

Don't give your phone number to a stranger who befriends you on the road, you will be harassed to death by SMS.

Don't show off how much you can drink on the court. Fighting and drinking with others is very manly. People who really care about you won't watch you get drunk.

Say goodbye to Cinderella and Prince Charming's daydream. Your feet are not too small to wear glass shoes.

If you have money to buy an imported razor for your boyfriend, why not buy a pair of socks for your father? He is wearing socks that your mother mended several times. Have you noticed?

If you have a stable job and earn more money, women must be financially independent to have an independent personality and prevent themselves from becoming Nora in the future. Grandpa Lu Xun said that Nora would either come back or leave to be a prostitute.

Middle-aged men, especially rich men, invite you to dinner, sing and go clubbing, refuse, you can't beat them.

The man who once betrayed you wants to turn around and say no.

The man you betrayed once made you turn around and say no.

Learn how to match clothes. Don't wear red clothes with purple clothes when you go out.

Laugh at your pledge of eternal love when a naive man is young. He must have said these things without thinking.

Adhere to principles in major events and learn to be flexible in minor ones.

There is no need to argue with your boyfriend. You're right, he will think you are too competitive to forgive others. If you are wrong, he will think that you are unreasonable and endless.

If you have money to buy a high-end necklace, it is better to wear a fake jade to make people look tasteful.

Stop hitting your man like a savage girlfriend. If it is broken, body double will give you an anti-rice noodle bag.

Don't fall in love with a man with a family When his wife, children, old parents and family are mobilized, you will die miserably.

Physical examination once a year, especially for liver, kidney and breast.

Cooking with my mother occasionally is more interesting than eating and drinking with my sisters.

Be loyal to the boyfriend you really want to marry.

Don't think you are playing with other people's feelings. Your opponent may be taller than you.

If you want to marry him, you should take safety measures; If you don't want to marry him, you must take safety measures.

Stop being a moonlight clan, you should learn to save some dowry money.

Don't always buy instant coffee to drink at home. Go to Starbucks occasionally, and he will think that you know life.

Always remember to play online games with boys, neither white nor black, only belonging to universities.

Unless it is really necessary, there is no need to change the latest mobile phone from time to time, otherwise others will think that you sell mobile phones.

Understand the physical condition of parents.

At this time, whether you have a car or not, you should at least have a driver's license.

At least one friend of the opposite sex who is ambiguous with you (the one who has not had sex) can be your spiritual treasure chest or spiritual trash can.

Don't get too close to your girlfriend's boyfriend, you will be scolded by your sisters behind you.

Don't expect your boyfriend to make money. He is proficient in washing, cooking and housework. He has no superman underwear to wear outside.

Don't repeatedly emphasize that your boyfriend must be filial to your parents after marriage, or even threaten to bring your parents to live together, so that your husband can get along well with his parents-in-law. People are mutual. If he takes his parents, your family will be more lively than expected.

Don't talk about marriage at the beginning, and don't refuse your boyfriend's proposal twice in a row.

Don't think that you must find Tony Leung Chiu Wai or Guo Taiming in your life, because you are not Carina Lau.

Don't find a boy three years younger than yourself, because you are not Faye Wong.

Buy insurance, if the unit has social security, it is not necessary.

Buy something practical for mom, and she will feel hundreds of times more expensive than flowers.

When you go to the SpA by yourself, you'd better take a bath with your mother and rub her back.

Everything will come, but don't give up trying.

Don't put too much pressure on yourself, don't learn to be an aggressive strong woman, you will become more and more lonely.

If you have spare funds, you can consider buying a house. Your boyfriend doesn't have to bear all the wedding houses.

There is no need to look at men too complicated. People are often complicated. Of course, don't treat them like idiots.

Don't keep pestering your boyfriend, leave him some space, and your feelings will be deeper.

It's much more useful to see your boyfriend's parents if you have nothing to do than simply curry favor with him.

Boyfriend is no longer the capital you can be proud of, but will only be considered unreliable.

Being nice to your boyfriend is not an artificial thing, especially when there are many people, bossing around your boyfriend will make him look ugly and only make people think that you have no taste.

At this time, you are no longer an idle person, no one will praise you as a good girl.

Don't think smoking is attractive, it's bad for your skin, and it looks dusty.

If you can still read, you should always read books to improve your self-cultivation.

Don't look down on sisters who work hard but don't earn much. People eat noodles because of their hard-earned money.

Don't show off in front of friends, think about yourself (disgusting).

We have to take care of state affairs, let alone the Russian president or Putin. Politics is not just a man's business.

Always care about your boyfriend, but caring doesn't mean nagging and monitoring.

Go out for dinner with your boyfriend. Don't be unwilling to pay the bill just because you are a girl. You think he deserves it. Why, you haven't eaten less.

Learn to make up. Don't put on makeup, you have to spell your age, and you will soon lose this advantage.

Most men think that women should be as charming at night as during the day.

If you don't have sister Lin's talent, appearance and life experience, don't cry easily. Even if I can make a funeral song, I don't want to follow in the footsteps of Sister Lin's vomiting blood. The point is that Brother Bao finally married someone else.

Keep at least one healthy hobby, such as swimming, jogging and table tennis. Remember that shopping doesn't count.

Don't envy people who have more good sisters than you. Their troubles are also in direct proportion to this number.

Never think that other people's husbands are better than yours, because they don't love you.

Take care of your hair. You can't make up with a rotten grass.

Praise your boyfriend more. Your words may be his motivation and will bring you economic benefits.

Boyfriends who want to continue their development had better show it to their parents. Sometimes old people's eyes are really sharper than yours.

Stop swearing like a man, you are not a little sister, you will become an old lady.

Proud of careful calculation, ashamed of eating snacks indiscriminately.

Clothes don't have to be changed every day, which makes people dizzy.

Keep a certain distance from your boyfriend's boyfriend. If you are too far away, he will say that you are not enthusiastic about his friends. If you get too close, the problem will be big.

Nothing, any man, is worth staying up all night or getting drunk in the street, or buying sleeping pills.

Women, glamorous for only a few years, can spell the way, not just the face.

Always smiling gracefully.

Inspirational quotations from friends circle

1. If you are willing to admit your mistake, you have corrected half of it. 2. Without the language of love, all words are boring.

Self-deception is the most serious of all deception.

4. Have the greatest expectation, try your best and prepare for the worst.

5. Optimists see opportunities in disasters; A pessimist sees disaster in every opportunity.

6. Greetings don't have to be discreet, but they must be sincere and touching.

7. Compared with the failure of losing self, all failures are insignificant.

8. Deal with the past with the least regret. Handle this moment with the least waste. Use the most dreams to deal with the future.

9. The first youth is given by God; The second young man is motivated.

10. Behind every effort, there must be a double return.

1 1. Loneliness and abandonment are the most terrible poverty.

12. If life is stripped of ideals, dreams and fantasies, then life is just a pile of empty shelves.

13. You can get the whole world with love, but you can lose the whole world with hate.

14. Fools monitor their minds with their bodies, while wise men monitor their bodies with their hearts.

15. The ideal road is always for people with confidence.

16. Everything should be viewed from various angles.

17. The quickest and most reliable way to overcome fear and build self-confidence is to do what you are afraid of until you gain successful experience.

18. The great man is great because when he is in adversity with others, others lose confidence, but he is determined to achieve his goal.

19. Tell yourself once a day that I am really fine!

20. Desire enhances enthusiasm, and perseverance smoothes mountains.

2 1. Happiness lies not in having more, but in caring less.

22. All victories are insignificant compared with the victories of conquering oneself.

23. One day is better than two tomorrows!

24. Glowing is not the patent of the sun, you can also shine.

25. The expectation of tomorrow makes us forget the pain of today.

26. Life is short. If you let go of today, you don't have to get tomorrow.

27. Ideas are like practice. You must concentrate on drilling down at a point to have strength.

28. I feel that I can do it or not. Actually, it's just a moment.

29. Where there is hope, pain becomes happiness.

Youth is the only time when we have the right to weave our dreams.

3 1. A person with faith produces more power than a person who is only interested.

32. It is not good to wait for opportunities, but to create opportunities.

Talk about WeChat in a circle of friends

Talk about WeChat in a circle of friends

First, the circle of friends was blown up by the beautiful sunset tonight. I like this beautiful scenery. The sky in my memory was once so beautiful when I was a child, but I seldom saw it when I grew up. Looking forward to more and more beautiful scenery.

Secondly, in Chengdu, the rare flame cloud landscape suddenly exploded Chengdu people's circle of friends and Weibo, and made us addicted to it. This spectacular fire cloud landscape can be described as stunning the whole of Chengdu.

Third, Chengdu exploded its circle of friends from last night to this morning. Is this a beautiful scene? Is not a good thing.

Fourth, the sunset glow in Chengdu last night is said to have blown up the circle of friends.

Five, a semester ended successfully, full and beautiful. In the past two days, my friends circle has been maxed out by my parents. It's really touching to be recognized by my parents. These years of life have told me that I can't do it. I just feel that the harder I work, the luckier I am!

6. The sunset glow blown up by friends circle last night was amazing, and this morning it ushered in a beautiful sunrise, Damei Dongshan.

Seven, the bonfire cloud that blew up the circle of friends last night was also beautiful, but unfortunately I didn't see it after working overtime.

Eight, Nanhai, recently burst my circle of friends. Actually, what I want to say is. Do we really understand what patriotism is? Fighting, yes, young people have a boiling passion. But soldiers are human beings. If you can't even run five kilometers on the battlefield, it's up to you. Narrow nationalism should not be elevated to patriotism. Doing one's duty well, not exaggerating violence and not hurting one's own people is the best patriotism.

Nine, today's sky has already exploded the circle of friends! In the afternoon, I shuttled through the city. The Qingcheng Mountain in the distance is like a mirage. Unfortunately, I can't take a picture by car! What a pity!

X. Yesterday's sunset glow and today's sunrise burst the circle of friends! The most beautiful Chengdu!

XI. Is this a picture of a circle of friends? I haven't seen it before. Oh, Ding Huo's pain.

Twelve, tonight's Chengdu sunset in the circle of friends, there is a great chance to see Rizhao Jinshan tomorrow morning.

Thirteen, Chengdu is a city where the sunset and blue sky will explode the circle of friends.

Friends on the Home Page If you know friends in Chengdu, you should be blown up by the following picture.

Fifteen, from a circle of friends who have been smashed, but in fact my Chengdu is really beautiful!

It began to clear up yesterday afternoon after three days of rain. Last night's sunset glow and this morning's sunrise burst into a circle of friends and made a hot article on Tencent. It's so beautiful ~ Chengdu is a city that can't hide the good weather and the sun. As long as the weather is fine, I will find that the whole city is traveling ~ the terrible Sichuan Ruijun ~ Even so, I will plan my weekend well and join the traveling army.

17. 15 In the early morning of July, the golden morning glow in Chengdu also exploded the circle of friends. Fayanjun arranges exquisite pictures taken by netizens all over Chengdu for everyone to share, bringing you a happy mood and good luck.

Eighteen or three hours ago, the picture of the circle of friends was exploded! I just want to say HD! Beautiful! I'm on the second ring elevated road, and I just looked up.

Nineteen, you should find a man who cares about you like a father, not a son who wants you to accommodate. The highest level of people who love you is to raise you as a daughter, while those who don't love you raise you as a mother. How many feelings have been lost to the role they should play in life! What should I do? I can't find it.

Twenty, last night in Chengdu, friends circle was bombed. Today's Chengdu, Yan value is still ridiculously high.

Twenty-one, I have classes every day. In recent days, bigbang has held concerts every day, and I can only watch my friends quietly at night, which has blown up my circle of friends and Weibo! I'm still fascinated by chemistry and physics.

Twenty-two, it is said that the most beautiful sunset photography in Chengdu today has exploded in the circle of friends in Chengdu. On the roadside and on the bridge, you can see the real-time mobile phone shooting of handsome guys and beautiful women from time to time.

Twenty-three, look at the snow-capped mountains and watch the sunset glow. I was cried by the sunset glow in Chengdu today! The golden light shines on the whole city, which is so beautiful.

Twenty-four, Meitu has already exploded the circle of friends, the most porridge.

Twenty-five, yesterday's sunset glow and this morning's cloud beauty are not beautiful, and instantly burst into a circle of friends.

Twenty-six. Last night, the sunset glow in Chengdu exploded my circle of friends and Weibo. My mother was at the gym at that time, and I didn't seem to feel sorry for missing it.

Twenty-seven, today, Chengdu's most beautiful Buddha's light sunset burst into a circle of friends. Absolutely beautiful.

Twenty-eight, distant mountains, sunset glow, friends circle, such a beautiful Chengdu.

Twenty-nine, I didn't want to send anything today, and my circle of friends was blown up by parting. In the evening, I commented on the encouragement given by a teacher in a circle of friends, which made me suddenly moved and turned into a melodramatic dog in a second. No matter what I will look like in the future, forgetting or remembering is not as precious as I feel now. Roommates, I miss you, very much.

Thirty, the circle of friends has exploded. Today, the night sky in Chengdu is so beautiful.

The visibility in Chengdu is extremely high today. You can see the distant mountains in the office all afternoon. The best thing is the sunset glow. The rare beauty has exploded my circle of friends. It seems that I really missed something.

32. Last night, the sunset glow in Chengdu was so beautiful that it exploded the circle of friends. I heard the old man say that the sunset glow and bright horizon represent the beginning of auspiciousness and good omen.

Thirty-three, the circle of friends didn't see the sunset glow, and a few blue sky and white clouds came.

Thirty-four, Chengdu weather, friends circle, I also join in the fun!

35. The sunny day after the most beautiful sunset yesterday, the air is fresh from dusk to early morning. No wonder Chengdu people have exploded their circle of friends. It is because it is rare that it feels precious. They miss the blue sky, white clouds and sunset stars they can see when they were young, the cicadas in summer, butterflies dancing in vegetable fields and colorful popsicles, and the legend of the new white snake every summer.

Thirty-six, posters burst into a circle of friends, I really want to see them, but movies are such movie stories. The only surprise is that Yang Youning didn't talk for less than two minutes. Looking back now, he didn't have many parts in the whole movie, but he was still very sad. The teacher said there were no small roles, only small actors. That's what happened.

Thirty-seven, I was blown up by Ya 'an's circle of friends a few days ago. It was bombed by Chengdu today.

Modest copywriting in a circle of friends

Modest copy circle of friends-1. Great people will never abuse their advantages. They will see where they have surpassed others and realize this, but they will never be modest. -Luling

2. It is inferiority to think too low of yourself because of pain. -Spinoza

3. Learn to work hard in science. Second, modesty. Third, be enthusiastic. Remember, science needs all human life. Pavlov

In the face of praise and encouragement, it is a kind of modesty and sobriety to laugh it off, and then keep making progress, which is a kind of strength. In the face of troubles and worries, it is a kind of peace and relief to laugh it off and then try to resolve it. This is a state of mind.

Bees sip honey from flowers and then leave the camp to thank them, but the grandiose butterfly thinks that flowers should thank them. Tagore

6. If the device is full, it will be beneficial, and if the person is full, it will be lost. -Lin Bu

Before long, anyone's credit will be destroyed. Even if you are a very cautious person, you only need to ignore it occasionally and follow it occasionally, then a good reputation can be destroyed immediately. Therefore, it is extremely important to form the habit of being cautious.

8. Don't be silly, or you will be smashed sooner or later; Don't be too slippery, or you will be played sooner or later; Don't be too bad, or you will be kicked sooner or later; Don't be too treacherous, or you will get caught sooner or later; Be true, be kind, be beautiful, be modest and prudent, and be able to endure hardships in order to be smooth and happy!

9. Heng Fielding: Modesty is a candle reflecting advantages.

10. Caution is more powerful than boldness. Hugo

Conceit is a kind of destruction to any art. Pride is a terrible misfortune. Dimitrov

12. A fool is conceited, and he is complacent, which is precisely the shortcoming of being laughed at and ridiculed, and his constant boasting should be regarded as a great shame. -krylov

13. Don't take yourself too seriously. Things can be done without you. -Mizena

14. If you don't remonstrate, the hero will be scattered, and if you don't follow, the counselor will rebel. Huangshigong

15. A sharp-eyed and knowledgeable person is not far from perfection if he can tolerate his own limitations. Caution and humility are the only virtues.

16. Knowledge is stored in the humble sea.

17. Never get stuck in pride. Because once you are proud, you will be stubborn when you agree; Because once you are proud, you will refuse other people's suggestions and friendly help; Because once you are proud, you will lose your objective standards. -Pavlov

18. Don't be satisfied with how deep your knowledge is, and don't ignore how small your mistakes are. (Mongolian proverb)

19. Life is a serious illness, but it is just a word of "pride".

20. Everything that is true and great is simple and humble.

Humbly copy the circle of friends 2 2 1. My opinion is just a personal opinion, which is a topic of discussion. Very immature, making everyone laugh.

22. People should not be arrogant, but not arrogant.

23. False modesty can only win vulgar applause.

24. Ignorant people are as blind as pigs. They scoff at knowledge, study and academic achievements, but they don't know that they are enjoying all academic achievements. -"Fables of krylov"

25. If you are brave, you will become stupid. -Su Shi

26. When we are very humble, we are very great recently. Tagore

27. Achievement is a ladder for the humble to advance and a slide for the proud to retreat.

28. Virtue is also true, and people who are too modest are more deceptive; Silence, obedience, silence or concealment. -Xu Xuemo

29. It's totally out of my character not to make progress in some small achievements. Climbing up the ladder is of course good. As long as you have strength, it means taking a step forward. -Andersen

30. People with a little knowledge are not modest. A well-informed and capable person must be modest.

3 1. Excerpts from sentences about modesty

32. I seem to be a cow, eating grass and milking. -Lu Xun

Everyone should have self-esteem, self-confidence and independence, otherwise they will be slaves of time. But it is not self-esteem, self-confidence or complacency, and independence is not isolated.

34. Complacency is our terrible trap; Besides, we dug this trap ourselves. -Lao She

35. Bragging is like firecrackers. It's over with a bang.

36. A humble person will become noble.

37. Being full is a curse, while being modest is always a blessing. -Zhang

38. Modesty often makes it difficult for others to refuse your request. This is also the key to one's success. -Kōnosuke Matsushita Caution is part of courage. anonymous

39. Dissatisfaction is an upward wheel. -Lu Xun

40. Proud people always destroy themselves in pride.

In order to completely prevent and overcome subjectivism in different degrees, we have to ask ourselves to be really modest when things happen.

42. It is difficult to have both beauty and modesty.

43. Don't be arrogant. Pride will blossom and bear fruit. In the harvest season, you will get endless tears.

44. Only the strong are modest.

45. The ruler is short; Every inch has its advantages. Insufficient things; I can't think clearly.

46. If I see farther than others, it's just standing on the shoulders of giants. newton

47. A successful person, with the most modest attitude to understand the most loyal guidance, does not affect his independent personality. But before you understand the guidance, you must calmly analyze it and don't feel resigned.

Most of our pride is based on our ignorance! -Lessing

Although I have some advantages, my most important advantage is my modesty. -Montesquieu

Don't do anything despicable, whether in front of others or when you are alone: the most important thing is self-esteem. Pythagoras

5 1. Prudent people are good for themselves, while virtuous people are good for others. -Voltaire

52. Do good deeds and be kind and generous to others; In short, use your modesty to avoid bad luck. -Balzac

If a person counts what he has learned from others as self-discovery, it is also close to vanity. -Hegel

54. The mountain will never be too high and the water will never be too deep.

55. A prudent person may never close his eyes. Emerson

56. Every minute of complacency stops the life you absorb and the life you excrete. Only by accepting criticism can we get rid of all the spiritual dross. Only by absorbing the opinions of others. I can add new spiritual nourishment.

What constitutes the biggest obstacle to our study is the known, not the unknown. bernard

When the self is not studied, there is no room for pride or humility. Hume

59. True modesty means that you have no prejudice, completely emancipate your mind, are not bound by any restrictions, take a realistic attitude towards everything, analyze the specific situation, take into account the opinions reflected by either side, and don't turn a deaf ear. -Deng Tuo

Kindness and modesty are two virtues that should never be disgusting. Stevens