Friends circle is very funny. Speak good sentences and send funny short sentences to friends.

This time, I carefully arranged my circle of friends to talk about good sentences. Let's read it together. More and better sentences to talk about and pay attention to.

If you don't want to talk, you don't want to talk. You're putting on airs. What? Do you think you are awesome? Do you really think you are handsome? Coincidentally, that's what I thought.

When I am rich, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat.

At home, I still insist on surfing the internet when I have a fever, and sneezing at school thought it was terminal cancer.

Do you know why beautiful women have been so unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long ugly people live.

I am jealous when I see others making money, but I have no ability, so I have to change my direction and close my eyes.

Modern people keep saying that they don't like to make phone calls, but in fact they just can't find anyone to make phone calls. Looking through your phone records, there are only advertisements, frauds and express delivery.

As soon as I emphasize keeping a low profile, you will clap and scream for me.

I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slap you in the backhand, I will think about myself. Every time you go to the gym, you will find that people who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts? The purpose of getting a card is to take a bath.

I know someone has been waiting for me, waiting to see my jokes, waiting, I still have many jokes.

I am a self-disciplined person. Since I said I would go to bed early, I will stick to it every day.

I can tolerate you saying I look good, but don't speak ill of my friend. This matter has nothing to do with them.

I want to adjust my schedule during the holiday, and the effect is not bad. It's a standard American routine now.

During the avalanche, every piece of snow bravely traveled around the world.

I respect your fake photos, but don't send me Liu Yifei, it's me.

I want to ask how to transfer the money in my head to my mobile phone. It's disgusting.

If beauty is justice, I must be a super villain. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.