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2022 a classic dialogue about the playful and lovely love.

2022 classic talk about lovely love (I) 1. Without heart and lung, you need to have heart and lung first, and then be hurt without heart and lung. That process is called "heartbreak".

I don't know if I still love you. If I love you, why is there such separation? I don't know if I don't love you anymore. If I don't love you, why doesn't my memory recall your smile with the flow of time? My heart is ups and downs, and everything is in the past. Only the night of dancing is still beautiful —— Wang Guozhen's Homesickness

I never dare say what I have.

4. Will Doraemon fail one day, Spongebob can't laugh, Ali hates peaches, and you and I are strangers?

5. A dream, an empty and beautiful oath, also has a faded day.

6. In one's life, there are some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unrealized dreams and unforgettable love.

7. We agreed to be friends even if we were apart, and time said we could never say hello again.

8. Sing the sadness in a low voice, and let the memory rot if you can't forget it.

9. If we go through a baptism of love, we will never find ourselves in the past, so we know what is sweet and what is bitter, and the memory of love becomes a wildfire that cannot be extinguished in our hearts.

10. Our love touched the world, and I also sent my grateful wishes with a sincere heart!

1 1. Time never stops, even if we hide in an undisturbed paradise. You have to look at the spring flowers and the autumn moon, and you have to go through life and death.

12. Dogs can't be too full, people can't be too nice, and people who can't stay can't walk slowly.

13. There is a song hidden in your eyes, which is only played when you are lonely.

14. Love is like a can. If you don't open it, it will rot sooner or later.

15. I miss you, but I can't tell you. I'm scared. If I do, it will be a kind of torture for you!

16. Please don't cheat the kind girl. There are too few kind girls in this world.

17. Perhaps the beauty of love lies in uncertainty. If you can predict the result from the beginning, love will lose its charm. Fight if you want to love, cherish if you love, and let go if you don't love. Don't dwell on an inappropriate love and forget how to continue to love the next person.

18. Smile if your lover doesn't love you, okay?

19. If you belong to me, you only belong to me. I don't like sharing with others.

20. I didn't have time to participate in your past, but I missed your future.

2022 classic talk about lovely love (part 2) 2 1. Life is only a few decades, don't leave any regrets for yourself, laugh happily. Cry if you want to, love when you should, and there is no point in suppressing yourself.

22. Some things can no longer be tolerated.

23. I feel so old-fashioned after knowing you. I want to go shopping hand in hand, eat popcorn and watch movies, and sit on the sofa drinking and chatting like a family. But I wasn't like this before. At that time, I always thought I was a runaway wild horse.

I stole roses, but I really like you.

25. Happiness is always full of defects.

26. What hurts you is what you care about most, and what hurts you is what cares about you most.

27. I pretended not to care, only to find that you really don't care.

28. Apart from tears, time is the only thing that can wash away everything. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted.

29. Love has no ifs, only results.

30. Some people have too many smiles on their faces because there are too many tears in their hearts.

3 1. Dreams fly with 3,000 generations, tears charm a lonely and residual rain flower, the old man thinks in the cold moon shadow, and the willow branches rustle all night. Why are you drunk? Asking for the moon in ancient Qin Dynasty, what was it? A song left the bridge next to it.

32. How can I hide it? Cold and tender.

33. Garbage is a misplaced treasure, so you'd better know how to use it.

34. Don't be pathetic in front of me. I've seen enough.

35. Marriage is the grave of feelings, but if you don't get married, feelings will come to no good end.

Just because she doesn't love me, I can't feel the love of others.

37. It is absurd to meet the wrong person at the wrong time;

38. I am standing in the nearest place to heaven, just waiting for your promise.

39. Love when you are young is that you happily think that you will spend your life with the person in front of you, so you have all kinds of expectations for the future and stick to it. Walking through Qianshan, you will suddenly realize. So many years is just a dream given to you by God, in order to support your long life.

40. There is no animal in the world that runs faster than time and life. It is not speed that defeats time, but the slow dance of love between two souls.

The playful loveliness of 2022 classic romance (Chapter III) 4 1. Born in this world, there is no feeling that is not full of holes.

42. If you have love, don't be ambiguous.

43. In this world, there is no natural love and no unearned happiness.

44. My answer is if, if she doesn't love me, then I will convince myself that she loves me.

45. Over the past year, in the messy days, I have been constantly combing myself, no longer praying for dreams, no longer longing for love, no longer extravagant for love. Since love can't stay, we must put it down. If we can't, we must put it down. Once, my longing and concern spread to the ends of the earth, where I longed for all the beautiful things, but time mottled all my devoted pursuits, and finally I could only freeze the past again.

46. Like is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.

47. No matter whether you close your eyes or not, the tears in the corner of your eyes will not fall easily.

48. Love may not only be a romantic encounter, but also a warm attraction.

49. Although there is no affectionate confession and no sincere commitment, let nature take its course and we become the only one for each other. The rest of my life is long. I am willing to hold hands with you in the wind and rain and grow old together in the plain.

No matter what time, place and environment, love seems to be an eternal theme. There is always a lot of tenderness about love, which is often talked about, but it is awkward. Spring water is born, spring forest is in full bloom, and the spring breeze is ten miles, which is not as good as your smile.

5 1. Some scars, even a slight scratch, will remain in your heart. There always seems to be unbearable pain in life. Some regrets are destined to bear for a lifetime; In life, there are always some exquisite emotional porcelain broken around us, but the cracks remain at the moment when we look back at the end of the year.

52. I have a grave in my heart, hiding widows.

53. Don't wish me happiness after I leave. Who are you to wish me happiness?

You were by my side when I woke up. I really hope this is not a dream.

55. True love is not blind love. There is no way to really go to the end, pay each other and contribute silently. Only by giving to each other can you truly feel your sincerity to him.

56. The encounter on earth is as silent, sad and short as fireworks.

57. Love is a beautiful sadness. Time has turned many people into familiar strangers. You have cried, been sad and even despaired. Finally, you finally got a cool smile when you look back. Who remembers who once said that he would always remember who, waiting is more like an egg hitting a stone.

58. Learn to forget and know how to give up. You are so careless, why should I be infatuated?

59. If we can't be together, who will give up first?

60. The saddest moment in love is the later indifference. A person who once loved you suddenly left you far away. Once vigorous, ever ever-changing, ever complacent, ever heartbroken. Finally, the saddest breakup turned out to be silence.

Talk about it in a playful and lovely way

Talk about it in a playful and lovely way

1. Q: What are the two most disappointing sentences for men in the world? A: Sleep. Q: What are the two most exciting sentences for men in the world? A: Sleep. China culture is really profound!

Second, honey, what's your name? Qian Qian. Do you have a boyfriend? Yes Then I should call you Sandy. How long has your boyfriend been? More than two years. Oh! I should call you hoon.

3. I watched a video last night to test the reaction of men hitting women and women hitting people around men in downtown areas. The result is this: when a man hits a woman, 95% of the people around him will come forward to stop it, and some even hit the man directly. Women beat men, and people around them were watching. What's more, they came up to help women beat men.

Four, a meal, my daughter accidentally spilled soup on the stool, and my wife sat on it and didn't see it. As a result, I beat my daughter up. I had dinner again yesterday, and my daughter accidentally spilled soup on the stool. My wife just wants to sit on it. I was afraid that she would dirty her pants again, so I pulled the stool back in an instant and got a beating.

I took my 4-year-old son to the kindergarten to register yesterday, and I was forced when I saw my son's teacher! It turned out to be my primary school deskmate who had been bullied by me for six years. Take care, son. Dad, I'm sorry!

Sixth, the community square is very lively at night, and the voices of adults are one after another. Honey, don't run around, baby. Come to mom. . . Take a closer look, there are no children, all TM are dogs.

7. I went to a big health care last night. Right after I entered the cabin, I didn't start undressing. The bitch started screaming. I asked her why, and she said, You didn't come with your friends! Give you a long face! Oh, shit, I was so grumpy and angry that I got a cold war and came out.

Eight, the first time I tasted mustard, it was sour and refreshing, and I cried for more than ten minutes. I understand! ! ! The dog looked at me curiously, as if he wanted to eat. I took a big bite, and the dog bit me for the first time in my life.

Nine, you guys went to the beach to play, and as a result, I didn't bring my swimming trunks. There happened to be a stall selling swimming trunks next to me, so I went over and bought one. The vendor is a woman. I took a fancy to a fifteen-dollar one and went to the shed behind the stall to change it. After the change, the vendor was wrong, 20 yuan. . . I didn't like it at the time, so I said, you are so rude. I took off my pants and you raised the price!

Ten, dry elder sister and dry elder sister are two different things, kiss elder sister and kiss elder sister are two different things, fall in love with her and fall in love with her are two different things, ugly and ugly are two different things, you don't know what sex is, you don't know what sex is, I like a person and I like a person, Chinese characters are profound, and the three views are restarted, hmm! I don't understand any of them!

Eleven, the final exam results came out. . I just want to ask: the sun is so big outside and the surface temperature is so high. Can I not kneel outside and lose face? You know, wash your dirty linen in public! !

I lost my temper with the goddess last night: Nima, every time I talk to you, you have to take a shower. Can we still have a good chat? A wet towel was thrown in my face from the bathroom: chat, talk about my sister, chat casually.

Thirteen, the first step of mental health is to hate others less. Discontent, anxiety, blame after anxiety, resentment. So contented people are often happier. Jealous people are more painful, more targeted and more anxious. Resentment, jealousy, love to sabotage, destroy the good of others, such people are not easy to get along with. According to Buddhist scriptures, seeking is not one of the eight bitter things, because it is the beginning of destruction and at the same time, it is also sinking.

Fourteen, I just had a few words with my aunt in the canteen. I only got two pieces of meat for the seven-dollar meat dish. So much meat to eat? They came and gave me a lot of meat, and we did manual labor. Now you have to practice arguing every day to eat meat for the canteens of various electronics factories!

Fifteen, there is no wife in the old woman's cake, there is no fish in the fish-flavored pork, and there is no tiger skin in the tiger skin pepper, so it is understandable that there is no chest in the bra.

Sixteen, the enemy tortured the confession first, but I didn't confess; Then there is the temptation of money, I have no move; Finally a beautiful woman, but I still have no idea! Your deeds can be compiled into military textbooks! Do you have anything to say if it is written into the textbook? Please don't discriminate against homosexuals.

17. I met a pupil in the street, unscrewed a bottle of iced black tea, and read the words on the bottle cap in a tender tone: another bottle, this thing, and then I left it on the road. I saw this situation, alas, moral decay. What a shame that the flowers of the motherland have been wasted. So I went up and picked it up in three steps. I am a grass mud horse. Thank you for your taste.

18. I plan to package jiaozi at noon. I just went to the grocery store and bought a bag of salt 1.5 yuan, and I said, boss, it said it suggested a bag of salt 1.2 yuan. Boss: I don't accept his suggestion. Me; Why is it more expensive than others? Boss: My salt is salty.

Nineteen. Friend: Come here, son. This is Dad's high school classmate. Call uncle! Me: What do you mean, uncle makes me look so old? Call brother. Friend: Then call brother! Me: Son, don't listen to dad, call grandpa! Alas. . . Alas. . . Don't do this!

Husband: Wife, to be honest, did you marry me because I was good-looking? Wife: Do you look good? What do you have to see? Husband: Why don't you admit it? I was praised yesterday. Wife: When did I compliment you yesterday? Husband: You said I was ugly, didn't you praise me for looking good?

After my wife and I got married, the housework was divided and she washed the dishes. As a result, I now know that there are several steps in washing dishes: 1. Collecting bowl, 2. Soak the bowl, 3. Wash dishes, 4. Dry the bowl, 5. Sterilization, 6. Enter the cabinet, 7. Wipe the table, 8. Mop the kitchen floor. And she just washes the dishes, and having a highly educated wife is just a gesture.

Twenty-two, my mother asked me not to play with classmates who are worse than me, so I went to the study Committee. The study committee member said: My mother won't let me play with classmates who are worse than me.

Twenty-three, sometimes I don't understand, I just don't want to understand; Sometimes I don't know, but I just don't want to say it; Sometimes it's not that I don't understand, but that there's nothing I can do, so I keep silent. Some words are suitable for hiding in the heart; Some pain, suitable for silent forgetting; Some memories are only suitable for occasional aftertaste. A lot of things, experienced, just know; Many changes, you don't need to say it, just understand it yourself.

Today, my girlfriend sent me a message: My parents want you to come to my house tonight! I miss Doby, and she said, Play with you? After a long time, there was no response, so the phone was hacked. At that time, I felt inexplicable! As a result, she got the reply: Fuck you! I'm going to buy some gifts at night to apologize, hoping to explain it clearly.

Twenty-five, there is a kind of woman, you like her today, she ignores you, you like others tomorrow, but she is not happy. Don't think she cares about you, she just cares about whether her charm value has dropped.

Twenty-six, in Zhejiang, to the resident university to participate in military training. Once, a girl from Shaanxi came to ask for leave, shyly saying that her relatives had come and wanted to rest for two days. I agreed that visiting relatives would not affect their reunion, and said that I would come all the way and spend more time with them in Ningbo. A girl next to her laughed at the instructor on the spot, and her aunt said that she was not allowed to wander around. . Died on the spot. . .

Twenty-seven, the popular screen name now, my surname is Liu, but I can't keep your heart. My last name is Li, but I can't figure out how you feel. My last name is Zhang, but I can't say I love you. . . I feel very weak, because I saw one today: my last name is Gao, but I can't give you an orgasm. . .

Twenty-eight, go to batch of ice cream with my mother. The boss is two handsome young people. I picked up one and asked, how much is this? M 1: I'm free! Man 2: I posted it backwards! Mom, I mean how much is the price of ice cream.

I bought walnuts yesterday, but I didn't want to hit them with anything, so I fell to the ground. . . . Finally, the walnut fell off, and the dog that had been motionless on the sofa jumped down and bit the kernel and ran away.

Thirty, the daughter of the landlord, the nurse stood a sister who had recently fallen in love. She just harassed her and rolled her. Before, she just smiled shyly. Today, she slapped me hard. I was cheated, and so was she. She said she took me as a male ticket. I was depressed then. It fucking hurts.

Thirty-one, set up a stall to sell small toys, came a little loli, a doll bear who couldn't put it down, looked at me piteously and said, Uncle! Can you give this to me? Let me introduce my sister to you! Look at her lovely eyes and smile back: yes! But let your sister take you to get it! The voice just fell! I saw him pouting, turned around and left, and soon came back, and saw a tough woman in a chengguan uniform from a distance!

Thirty-two, as a man, how can a woman overwhelm herself in momentum, so once there is a quarrel, I will yell at my girlfriend mercilessly: I was wrong! Please don't get angry! ! I'll buy you anything you want, okay?

33. The South China Sea belongs to China, and all the seafood in the South China Sea belongs to China. Every scallop needs TM, as well as conch, pipi shrimp and so on. Put it there!

Thirty-four, a colleague told us that he went to the mall to buy underwear, bought underwear and cut his hair. When I left, the proprietress of the barber shop chased me out and shouted, Brother, you forgot your underwear! As a result, people in the street looked at him with disdain.

35. My girlfriend's birthday is coming. I'm calling to ask what birthday present I like. Just listen to the phone and say: watch. I asked doubtfully: What, don't? Don't forget! Then I hung up.

Thirty-six, when I go to college, boys will chase me. In the morning, breakfast will be delivered to the whole dormitory to help us occupy our seats. All kinds are good for me. Finally, I almost agreed. I asked him: Why do you like me? He said: Not only do you look like my ex-girlfriend, but you also look like my mother in manners and aesthetics. Later, people in our dormitory never had breakfast again.

Thirty-seven, when I was in the first grade of primary school, the class teacher was my aunt and got me a small monitor. I always felt sick! Followed by a group of friends to see who is unhappy and bully who. Later, my aunt was transferred, and everyone bullied me when they saw me. . . You have to pay it back sooner or later, and it's especially doubled. .

We won't know ourselves until we get lost. Be a simple person, practical and pragmatic. Don't indulge in fantasy. Don't rock the boat. Be happy, cheerful, tenacious, enthusiastic and sincere to people. Sincere, calm, generous, tolerant and normal. Always full of hope for life and smile at difficulties and hardships. Read more books and watch more. Eat less and eat good food.

Thirty-nine, when reading, in the middle of the night, we scum, hiding in the toilet next to the playground, smoking. At that time, people with cigarettes were called grandfathers. No, a buddy said. I will give a pack of cigarettes to anyone who dares to go to the ladies' room next door and come back. As soon as I heard it, I was happy. After earning a pack of cigarettes for nothing, I volunteered to go ~ Then, just entering the ladies' room, I bumped into a female teacher taking off her pants and preparing to go to the toilet.

Forty, a: I heard that there is a birthmark, which is how you died in your last life. For example, if you have a mole on your wrist, you cut your wrist and commit suicide. What a coincidence! I have one on my ass. Maybe he was stung to death!

Forty-one, in Zhejiang, go to the resident university to participate in military training. Once, a girl from Shaanxi came to ask for leave, shyly saying that her relatives had come and wanted to rest for two days. I agreed that visiting relatives would not affect their reunion, and said that I would come all the way and spend more time with them in Ningbo. A girl next to her laughed at the instructor on the spot, and her aunt said that she was not allowed to wander around. . Died on the spot. . .

Forty-two, some friends are chatting. One of them said: My mother just got a dog yesterday, and she licked my face after 4 o'clock this morning, which kept me from sleeping well. I said: this dog is human, which means it likes you. An idiot friend came over and said, that's not necessarily true. Dogs like to lick shit!

Forty-three, middle-aged men and women kissed in the car for half an hour, and the passengers couldn't stand it. Everyone came forward to accuse: Nima foreplay is too long, why not take it off?

Forty-four, going to the noodle restaurant to eat noodles, a beautiful waitress came over and asked: What noodles do you want to eat? I thought of Doby's family, so I said: A small bowl of noodles is filled with a big bowl, with more meat slices and less ginger. It's too thin to be soup! The girl waited for a while and looked at me for a while, then turned to the kitchen and shouted, Dad, someone is coming to smash the venue! Me. . .

Cute and playful personality.

A single woman just moved home and suddenly the power went out.

Second, do you have any friends who know about sports cars? Please recommend a 10,000-10,000 sports car with good performance, fast start, high horsepower, high comfort and fashionable appearance. It would be better if it were a limited edition. I used it as a wallpaper for my mobile phone.

As an experienced person, I told you not to come here.

Fourth, the so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in one word: spring sleepy, summer sleepy and autumn sleepy.

In diving class, I jumped the three-meter platform for the first time.

Actor: Director, please give me a real brandy. Without real wine, it is difficult for me to express my realistic feelings.

7. Today, the teacher said I was a troublemaker in my class, so what is my classmate?

Eight, be a koala in the next life, sleep for a few hours every day, eat for a few hours, and be in a daze for a few hours. This is the perfect life!

Nine, when sorting out the mobile phone, I found that there are many people's black history in the mobile phone photo album. I hope they can buy it back when they have money.

Ten, if you don't marry in ten years and I don't marry, then we will be miserable, really miserable.

I want to buy an ipad. What brand is better?

12. A student's parents visit the teacher. Parents: What's the teacher's name? Teacher: Oh, my name is Jinlian Wang.

Thirteen, I'll change your remarks to the original appearance of your first and last names.

14. Xiaohong is doing her homework at Xiao Qiang's house and asks Xiao Qiang: What is the time unit of one hundred years? Xiao Qiang thought for a moment and said: Century.

Fifteen, my boyfriend's voice is a little urgent and he has been panting.

16. Chatting in the same language without * * * is like a mess. I don't need the wind to blow. I want to take a shower after a few words.

Seventeen, no amount of time can compare with the silly years together.

As long as we hand in blank papers together, we can all be the first. Why kill each other!

Nineteen, I met a female netizen who had been in love for a long time, and I met her at the Erqi Road Forum.

When you feel poor and ugly, don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.

Twenty-one, it's so boring, I can easily fall in love! ! !

Twenty-two, one day my wife and I didn't bring our keys, but it was already night. I plan to stay in a hotel for one night. After I checked in, I took my wife's ipad to see if there was wifi, so I asked my wife what the password was. My wife quickly told me that she was so smart that she cracked the hotel password so quickly.

Twenty-three, when I was a child, I often wondered whether to take an examination of Tsinghua or Peking University when I grow up. Now that I think about it, I really thought too much.

Twenty-four, people lose weight, waist and thighs, why do you have to start with brain cells?

Twenty-five, how much is always worth insisting on, and how much is always worth forever.

Twenty-six, there is no swearing in this world. If you do more homework, you will.

Twenty-seven, I heard that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces.

Twenty-eight, someone asked me what you girls usually do. I replied that we should cook, wash clothes and do housework. He fainted on the spot and used humor to deal with these perverts.

Twenty-nine, there is no wife in the old woman's cake, there is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork, and it is understandable that there is no chest in the bra.

If I meet you again, I will definitely pull you into the bedroom, press you madly on the bed, cover our heads with a quilt and tell you that my watch will shine.

Girls are playful and cute. Say short sentences. Girls are naughty and lovely.

1. Recently, I read the news that it was dangerous to walk and play with my mobile phone, which scared me to play while running.

2. The beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting stomach jumps.

It's very hot, and I want to find someone to fight.

Don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.

Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you, the world doesn't belong to you.

6. Everyone is working hard, and I'm still lying in bed anxiously playing with my mobile phone.

7. Girls who love to laugh are always more likely to have long eye lines, dry lines, fine lines and crow's feet than others.

8. There are two plants of green bristlegrass on the top of the mountain, which are the gentle eyelashes of the sun.

9. When you come into this world, you should look at the sun and walk in the street with your sweetheart.

10. The store selling soybean milk is steaming, and the color of the sun has gradually changed. Cars, horses and emails are slow, and you can only love one person in your life.

1 1. Appreciate all the encounters and company.

12. Sunshine in eyes, generosity in smile.

13. The favorite month of the year is February. You only need to be single for 28 days this month.

14. When you need to grow up, don't be a child.

15. May all the beauty and warmth come as scheduled.

16. When you wake up every morning, the sunshine is with you. This is the future I want.

17. Time will tell us that simple love is the longest; The company in the ordinary is the most reassuring; People who know you are the warmest.

18. The glass is transparent and the orange is bright.

19. The store selling soybean milk is steaming, and the color of the sun has gradually changed. Cars, horses and emails are slow, and you can only love one person in your life.

20. Sometimes I feel ugly. I took out my ID card and looked at it. I'm so worried.

2 1. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way and let others find out.

22. Coke with ice, love me with your heart.

23. I don't want to be affectionate and righteous, just want to have money and you.

24. Broken clouds, the reflection of the sunset, the clouds above the sky, and several flowers depend on each other.

25. I imagine that all charming people are spoiled, which is their attractive secret.

26. Don't worry about getting old. You must be lovely when you are old.

27. When you come to the earth, you should look at the sun and walk in the street with your sweetheart.

28. I bring delicious food every day. Everyone can eat it, and you can eat it.

29. Don't worry about getting old. You must be lovely when you are old.

30. Just after five minutes of homework, my mobile phone became jealous and I was coaxed for two hours.

3 1. My family has nothing of value, and the only thing I can get is me.