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A sarcastic remark from the third wife.

1. If you go first, don't blame me for betraying you.

It doesn't matter to eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal.

If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world. God declared you invincible.

4. Congratulations! You are the eighth woman who likes him! But I believe that you will be like the first seven, and you will not end well in the end.

5. Fuck you, do you know how to write shame? I lost it to your ancestors.

6, is your characteristic! Be careful, sooner or later, there will be a third party. You are not as good as a young lady.

7. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!

I can't divorce him unless you wait on me. Please, maybe I can give you this loser.

9, people floating in the rivers and lakes, who can not be a chivalrous show.

10, San Xiao, don't think you are a gourd baby.

1 1, it was time that changed us, and mistress changed our love.

12, the end of mistress, besides betrayal, is an affair.

13, he always said that you are not very good-looking, but you are rich. Today is just the right day. It seems that he still hasn't lied to me. I love him more and more.

14, you were still an egg when I became a swan!

15, you have been praised by people for being an idiot. You haven't left the earth for so many years, just because you enjoy it!

16, I am vain? Maybe so. Vanity at least loves face, knowing that a man who cares about himself needs fame, commitment and responsibility. Marriage is a woman's fortress. A third son like you only deserves to take love as a fig leaf and be a base for no regrets.

17. Describe your life with your pencil.

18, the sky is dry and the things are dry, beware of the mistress.

19, attracting bees to attract butterflies is really pitiful, and the road looks like a shore occasionally. Red lips have long been kissed by men, and the county has struggled many times. Proud and shameless, and later innocent and ashamed. Provocative when unwilling to be lonely, what can you say if you are infected with AIDS?

20. Oh, you look good. Why don't you sit on the stage with the equipment your parents gave you?

2 1, by the way, a warning: it will be more beautiful to change clothes into Chinese bras and open your pants.

22, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.

23, mistress, you will always be just a new lover.