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No matter in study, work or life, everyone has been exposed to many excellent sentences. Sentences can express a complete meaning, such as telling someone something, asking a question, asking or stopping, expressing some feelings, and indicating the continuation or omission of a paragraph. Are you still looking for excellent classic sentences? The following are my photos with humorous sentences, which are for reference only. Welcome to read.

Send photos with humorous sentences 1 1 When I was a child, I often thought: When I grow up, which is better, Tsinghua or Peking University? I don't know until I grow up: I really think too much.

2. Q: What burden did Friar Sand take? A: Let's fight against explosive devices.

3. Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead, and anyone can kill him.

4. If you have to endure hardships, you can drive a Land Rover. If you don't work hard, you can only drive Li Xia.

5, the biggest happiness of thin people is that eating too much is not afraid of long meat; The biggest happiness of fat people is that they are still fat after eating too much.

6. Sleeping until you wake up naturally is actually sleeping until you wake up in the urine.

7. When we were young, we were all flowers of the motherland. just ............................................................................................................................................................................

8. I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.

9. The meaning of hope persists, and the pain ends. -Hang in there, the pain will pass.

10, just say if you don't want to answer my phone. Don't always let China Mobile say sorry for you!

1 1, you don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.

12, I paid for the class, so I can't attend the class because of something. Why not let me ask for leave? Now the school is not in its proper position. Do you think we are employees? We are customers!

13, "I" is "a friend of mine" and "a classmate of mine", and is called the three insurmountable gods.

14, I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.

15, the so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

16. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital in the world.

17, all love can't be caged, and a pig head is out of the wall. ...

18, the person who is angry with you, you never know how many times he put up with you?

19, the high school teacher said, you don't need to understand this, the university will speak, the university teacher said, don't talk about this, the high school teacher said. Here, here, here!

20. Women who don't work hard only have two results: endless stalls and endless vegetable markets.

2 1, the saddest thing in life is that when you miss her, others have called her mom.

22. It is said that boys' requirements for girls' figure: look thin and feel fleshy!

23, literary woman: "I love you, it has nothing to do with you." Science man: "Then I'll go first."

24. Why do I often have tears in my eyes? Because the second-hand goods around me always make me embarrassed!

25. All the love that we think is reasonable will be destroyed, and all the relationships that should not exist will be completed.

It is said that two men, one woman and three people will feel like a light bulb when they walk in the street. ...

27. After breaking up. I want nothing. I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one.

28. I heard that according to Einstein's theory of relativity, if a person runs around a tree at a speed faster than the speed of light, he can reach himself every day …

29. Watching time in bed in the morning is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep. There is wood, there is ...

30. There is always such a person, you can't delete his friends because of feelings, but every time ta sends out any status and shares anything, you have an impulse to silently erect the middle finger.

3 1, don't believe girls when they say they want to lose weight, especially when they eat vegetables. Because when she said this, she had just eaten.

32. My ideal in life is to be a janitor in a girls' school. In summer, I can watch my hair flying around my neck and skirt in the shade.

33. Living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Monkey Brother.

The weather is very good today. I stayed indoors for a long time and am going to play in the living room.

35. If Men's Day is 8.3 ... and Women's Day is 3.8 ... then their sum is111... and the subtraction is 4.5 ... so Singles Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day were born. ...

36. The biggest lie in the world is: "Lend me a napkin", saying it is borrowed, but no one has ever returned it. ...

37. If you are well, it will be sunny. According to this weather, you should be dead. ...

38. Wukong, there is not enough firewood. Bring more scriptures. Jason Wu, go and see if Bajie is ripe.

39. Bed rest is the minimum respect for holidays.

40. How many loves are like this-the beginning of the story: "I will give you happiness." At the end of the story: "I wish you happiness."

4 1, since 1+2=2+ 1, do I love you = do you love me?

42. I hope all the money I have can fall in love, get married and have many children. ...

43. Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first felt your presence ... she threw up! !

44. This year, I'm going to slim down into a bolt of lightning and make your eyes shine. As a result, I became a nut wall, blocking your view.

45, local love takes time, long-distance love costs phone bills, and traffic is not loved.

46. Girls, find a husband in the future and have a baby named Xia. The child's name is Shaq. The child shouldn't be questioned by the teacher, should he?

47. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.

48. If God gives me another chance to meet you, I will turn around and leave!

Send photos with humorous sentences 2 1, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

2. If I can't see you again, can I slap your face?

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

It is said that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces. Forgive me for my big face and love to eat all my life.

5. I dropped my mobile phone so many times that nothing happened, and then I thought my height saved it.

6. It doesn't matter without Lori's face, but do you dare to have a man's heart?

7. There are always a few friends around me: I met Sven for the first time, and I don't know which mental hospital to let out after getting acquainted.

8. I vaguely remember that I learned online shopping to save money.

9. My last name is Ruan. Because I like sugar very much, my friend told me to eat less.

10, there is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.

1 1. I hate those children. They fantasize about being princesses all day. It is so boring. I'm different. I am the prince.

12, my outlook on life, Red Bull for a while, Wang Laoji for a while.

13, a Lamborghini just passed by me and splashed all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy my own raincoat.

14, someone asked me why I am a schoolmaster. I said, before, a senior told me, son, we have no other way out except studying.

15, go out to eat beef hotpot with me. This product said beef tendon is the best, and then I got a big piece. As a result, I was still chewing the beef tendon until I paid the bill.

16. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

17, sleeping in class, fighting after class, dying in the exam.

18, what Tanabata is not Tanabata, mom is still embarrassed without you.

19, he said he wouldn't let you suffer a little injustice, but he didn't break his word and made you suffer a lot.

20. How to explain your obesity gracefully? There are many things in my heart, and it is not good to lose weight.

2 1. They say that you become stupid in front of the person you like. Do I like homework? No

22. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger.

23. Don't be nice to everyone, they won't give you money.

24, young, heavy. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot.

25, Tanabata is coming, it's time to go back to heaven and talk to Yue Lao.

26, I am a good-tempered person, if one day someone stepped on my bottom line. What would that be like? Then I'll lower the bottom line again.

27. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

28. What I value most about boys is talent. Looks are not important, just handsome.

29. Others want to have a romantic date together on Valentine's Day, but I want to visit your ancestors together when I am in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

30. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts!

3 1, when men and women flirt, the most distinctive Chinese character is born: bump.

32. I knew he was a bad guy, but I forgot to say it.

Let the storm come more violently. Anyway, I sell umbrellas!

34. Teacher, just follow the old lady! ... after a long time ... teacher, please give me a break!

35. There is gold under a man's knee. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

36. Every time I see a couple, I will sing the song "Happy Break-up, I wish you happiness".

37. Old people can't kill children, women or men.

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Give him two more Chinese before resigning and kill him.

39. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.

Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...

4 1, you say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

42. People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.

Lying is a man's privilege, being cheated is a woman's patent …

44, you also let me kneel and rub the washboard, kneeling and electric heating really can't stand it!

45. Czechoslovakia My name is Jack, and my wife always complains about me like this.

46. In high school, everyone has a name tag. Before a ward round, the class teacher ran to the classroom and shouted, put on your bra and come to ward round … The whole room was silent …

47. Don't deteriorate in debauchery, but change in silence.

48, advertising is to tell others that his money can still be spent like this.

49. I asked her, "Have you ever had a boyfriend before?" She said, "I had it in high school." I know perfectly well past ask, "Are you from Henan?" She was frightened: "with men, of course!" "

50. Male: Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, love and marriage are free. Woman: Wanshui Qian Shan is just idle and in no hurry to make money.

5 1, friends fell in love for two months, and the screen name was changed to "blue". Only recently did I know that the literal translation of blue into Chinese is called "Bulu".

52. It's too late for you to fall in love now, so you should concentrate on your studies ... in college. It should have been solved in junior high school and high school.

53. Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

54. Today I heard an eight-year-old girl sing, two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love. All men, all men, so perverted, so perverted.

55. Even if you are frustrated again, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love!

56. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

57. I read an article in Weibo saying whether you would like to fall in love with yourself. I struggled for a long time and finally chose not to. For an instant, I stopped blaming the people who abandoned me.

Come out for a second. I need to talk to you. ""about what? " "love. "

59. A woman came back from the supermarket and complained bitterly, "If the customer is always right, why isn't everything free?" .

60. There are flowers in spring, moons in autumn, cool breeze in summer and snow in winter. If there is no trouble, it is a good time on earth.

6 1, Ajie walked through the cemetery and was very scared when he heard a knock at the door. He was relieved to see a man touching the tombstone and asked what you were doing. The man said that they carved my tombstone wrong.

62. A student threw a coin into the air: "Look up at the movie and play billiards on your back. If the coin stands up, it will. Just study! "

If you want to have a happy day, drink more wine. If you want to be happy in January, you must find the feeling; If you want to be happy for a year, you must give up your troubles; If you want to be happy all your life, don't follow the new trend.

A Ju was bullied one day, crying and crying, and then drowned herself. Feifei did not drown. Why? Because Feifei can fly.

65. I went to the supermarket today. I wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes, but I saw that the cashier was my ex-girlfriend. I resolutely put down my cigarette and proudly walked out with a pack of menstrual towels!

66. You bought a mask with the floor of 18. You wear it every day and go to crowded places. Seeing him yesterday, a word made you dizzy. "Dude, did you wear the mask backwards today?"

67. Two cows are eating grass. One of them said: mad cow disease is prevalent recently, so we won't be infected, will we? The other end of the phone said, no, we are kangaroos. Already crazy!

68. Girlfriend: What are the conditions for falling in love? Boyfriend: Male and female. Girlfriend: Nonsense. Boyfriend: Yes, and a lot of nonsense.

69. I never knew that parting would be so sad, missing so strongly, and loving you would make me so crazy. But I know in my heart: I only love you!

70. Only in football can we see a group of multimillionaires desperately chasing another group of multimillionaires, and we can also see them swearing, spitting and twisting into a ball.

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