Speaking of killing matt.

I told you why it smells sour. It turns out that someone has too many bad ideas.

How dare you lie to me. How dare I not believe you?

No matter how strong you are, can you hold your breath?

If you don't deteriorate in debauchery, you will deteriorate in emptiness.

Miyoshi students. Our goal, our efforts: delicious, fun and good sleep.

Don't call me a coward, please call me a tough ninja.

Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

Save the last sip of water for comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice.

It is said that women are made of water, but recently the water pollution is so serious.

Funny Quotations: Crying is not my strong point, but laughing is my nature.

I finally discovered the secret that women are always young, and that is to lie about their age.

The teacher said that our nerves are very developed, just laughing.

I turned everything upside down on the bus, and you were unknown in the private car.

Knock him down, take another step on him, and let him never turn over.

Life is your creditor and death is your debt collector.

Birth needs to line up, and death can cut in line.

There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.

Money will come and go, and if you lose your life, you can't start again.

I don't collect junk. I can't be on call.

The dark road is slippery and the pervert is complicated.

No, three, no, four. Think about the feeling of two.

Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, very ugly.

Don't just look at my appearance, in fact, I appreciate it inside.

Classic Quotations: Correct attitude, you squandered your youth.

No children cry blind, but children cry red.

Puppy love is not love, learn to be kind to yourself.

Once upon a time, I was not so casual.

I am so happy to see the news that you are lovelorn and there is a big earthquake in Japan.

Look at the intersection every day, and the toilet you look at is like the hole you passed through.

Men can't be heroes without color, and women can't laugh without spending money.

People can start from scratch, but not unarmed!

There have always been legends about me in the Jianghu, but I'm too lazy to appear.

I won't sing uneasy because I don't want to roll my eyes.

Use perfume if you have money, and toilet water if you have no money.

QQ Classic Personality Talk Daquan does not deteriorate in debauchery, but in silence.

I love you for no purpose. Just love you.

Second, in fact, I have been waiting for you. When you lean on my shoulder and tell me, will there be a day when your tenderness belongs to me? I won't make you sad or cry again!

Third, love is like a flower on a branch, which is bright, charming and easy to wither. Love is easy to die, why must love stay in the branches forever?

Love is like a handful of sand. The tighter you hold on, the more it loses.

Five, you know that wine sews a thousand cups, and wine is not intoxicating and I am drunk. The same wine is different.

6. Go to Sahari Desert and look for the footprints left by Sanmao. You can run barefoot in the desert with long hair and cloth suspenders like her, and cheer for finding a complete camel skull.

Seven, maybe it is fate that makes us love each other so much, but we love each other so much that we separate. So far, only memories are still lingering in the battle. When the wheel of time runs over, it will leave a mark or a memory.

After so many joys and sorrows, I finally understand that the most involuntary thing in the world is not memory, nor distance, but memory.

Nine, the pain of parting and disappointment has lost its voice.

X. After walking for so long and watching so much, I suddenly realized that the most beautiful place is where the dream begins.

Eleven, you have changed, I have changed, the tenderness that I can't go back, tears, the most familiar has become the most heartbreaking.

Twelve, when holding hands, I believe that spring is near and happiness is not far away. When I put it down, I believe that spring has come and the flowering period is very short. Love, sometimes just a flower in a season, leaves a lingering fragrance and withers before we appreciate it.

Thirteen, from small to large, we have been living a repetitive life. Whether we can choose or not, in the cycle and repetition of life, we at least have control over ourselves and our hearts are in our own hands, which is enough.

14. Sometimes I wonder if my lacrimal glands are particularly developed, and I often cry because of one sentence, one thing, one person and one picture. Suddenly thought of a sentence: Why do I often have tears in my eyes? Because I love this land deeply.

Fifteen or ten years ago, the pursuit of perfection was almost harsh; Ten years later, I discovered that the most imperfect person at the beginning was actually myself.

Sixteen, feelings are sometimes just a person's business. It has nothing to do with anyone. Love, or not love, can only end by itself.

17. There are countless worries now. Don't think about how to spend the night in the Ming Dynasty.

18. Feelings are sometimes like two people pulling a rubber band. The injured one is always the one who won't let go.

Nineteen, who can resist the wandering clutch of life?

I hope to see you again and even fantasize about many scenes, but now I know that we don't need to meet again. In fact, it also laid the groundwork for the beginning and ending.

The first time I cried because you weren't there, the first time I laughed because I met you, and the first time I cried because I couldn't have you!

Twenty-two, since love, why not say it? If you lose something, you can't get it back!

Twenty-three, some people's love is just an emotion at that time. If the other person mistakenly regards this feeling as a long-term love, it is naive. If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

Twenty-four, that sadness stays in my heart, no matter how to fill it, it will leave traces of pain.

Twenty-five, if loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If right equals no you, I'd rather be wrong all my life.

Twenty-six, don't go bad in debauchery, just suppress it in silence!

Personality talks about phrases, not degenerating in debauchery, but degenerating in silence.

The effect of contraception: if you don't succeed, you will become an adult.

You think others are awesome, he doesn't necessarily think you are awesome, but you think others are stupid, and you are also an idiot in his eyes, so I think Niu B is like unrequited love, and SB is two kinds.

We are all stubbornly in love with the man who can never be again.

Memory is like words written on paper by a pencil, which will be erased by an eraser one day.

Remember, first: I am always right; Second: If I am wrong, please refer to the first one.

There is nothing in the world that I can't bear, only myself.

Don't ignore me and don't test my attachment to you.

Teachers always like to say: China will be destroyed by your generation.

If you can see me, please smoke when we meet. If you can't see me, burn some money.

When I put pen to paper, I found that the paper was full of thoughts about you.

The two people standing at the top of the mountain and the foot of the mountain, although in different positions, are equally insignificant in each other's eyes.

Higher vocational education is inferior to high salary, high salary is inferior to longevity, and longevity is inferior to happiness.

Between men and women, the most expensive thing is not playing with money, but playing with feelings.

I am a sunflower, and I am full of sunshine.

The best thing about getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

All men in the world are liars. Beautiful or not, women will be cheated. The difference is that the lucky woman found a big liar and cheated her all her life. The unfortunate woman found a little liar and cheated her for a while.

Businessmen don't hate their country, prostitutes don't know about extramarital affairs.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

Never underestimate a woman's desire for money, just like a man's sexual desire, you can never satisfy it.

The process of doing business is the process of constantly urging others to relax their vigilance while maintaining their high vigilance.

Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, very ugly!

Don't deteriorate in debauchery, but pervert in silence!

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

Animals are still a little pitiful, I don't, so I'm not an animal.

All men are created equal, except those who get married.

I want to be with the man on the blacklist.

Take a step back, make way and help others. It is self-cultivation and practice.

There are always too many distractions bothering me.

I swear never to swear again!

Don't know how to cherish, so what if I give you ten Liu Yiyang.

None of them are good people, but fortunately I don't care about you.

A person's most vulnerable place is reluctance. I can't bear the feeling that it is no longer wonderful, a vanity, and applause. We always think that the best days will be long and we don't have to leave so soon. Just when we were soft-hearted and lacked courage, the best days passed mercilessly.

On a crowded bus, a girl suddenly shouted, "Stop crowding!" Stop squeezing! Squeeze all the milk out! She is holding yogurt.

Love is not a dream, love is made! !

If you love her, please do painless abortion for her!

Everyone has many dreams in his life, but if one of them keeps bothering you, all that remains is action.

Only those who can't figure it out, there is no road that can't be taken.

Now the memory of you is love or longing for your love.

Being in the social circle is a trouble, but being out of it is a tragedy.

I never write words, but I write interchangeable words!

People who really understand never ask why.

Erection is not everything, but erection is absolutely impossible!

Don't hang yourself from a tree, try to die several times in several nearby trees.

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How creative and brave you are to live!

QQ's different personalities are not bad in debauchery, but abnormal in silence!

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Memory is like words written on paper by a pencil, which will be erased by an eraser one day.

Remember, first: I am always right; Second: If I am wrong, please refer to the first one.

There is nothing in the world that I can't bear, only myself.

Don't ignore me and don't test my attachment to you.

Teachers always like to say: China will be destroyed by your generation.

If you can see me, please smoke when we meet. If you can't see me, burn some money.

When I put pen to paper, I found that the paper was full of thoughts about you.

The two people standing at the top of the mountain and the foot of the mountain, although in different positions, are equally insignificant in each other's eyes.

Higher vocational education is inferior to high salary, high salary is inferior to longevity, and longevity is inferior to happiness.

Between men and women, the most expensive thing is not playing with money, but playing with feelings.

I am a sunflower, and I am full of sunshine.

People who really understand never ask why.

Erection is not everything, but erection is absolutely impossible!

Don't hang yourself from a tree, try to die several times in several nearby trees.

If you don't sleep in class, you will get drunk on the wine table. Recommended articles with classic personality.

How creative and brave you are to live!

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

Never underestimate a woman's desire for money, just like a man's sexual desire, you can never satisfy it.

The process of doing business is the process of constantly urging others to relax their vigilance while maintaining their high vigilance.

Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, very ugly!

Don't deteriorate in debauchery, but pervert in silence!

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.