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If deep-sea fish shed tears
Below is a row of boys' numerous signatures. ?
When Xu Doudou walked through this list, he took it off airily. She pretended to wipe her tears, cried twice and said to a group of vicious boys under the podium, "I made myself cry." Come on, call my boss and give me all the money! " ?
"Not counting!" I was so anxious that I shouted, "No, I really want to cry!" " ?
Xu Doudou tore up the paper in his hand and threw it on his unstable face and said, "Go to hell, powder is boring!" " " ?
"A man and a woman!" He was emotionally unstable and said in a panic, "I won't cry." Your name is Mo! " ?
I don't have a stable surname. My name is Mo Wen Ding. ?
Some people say that he is handsome, so he often thinks he is better than Karen Mok, so Xu Doudou, who has always hated evil, hates him the most. ?
Afraid of provoking war, Xu Doudou's best friend Qin quickly pulled her aside and said with a smile, "Don't be angry, those boys are all pig brains. 1000 yuan, how about we cooperate to cheat money? " ?
"How to cheat?" ?
"I scold you and you pretend to cry." Qin said flatly. ?
"What's there to cry about!" Xu Doudou's eyes widened. "If you like, you can curse. I can't cry or pretend. " ?
"No, there are really no lacrimal glands?" Qin went to turn over Xu Doudou's eyelids for the nth time. Xu Doudou quickly avoided: "Boss, don't be as ignorant as those boys, okay?" ?
Xu Doudou and Qin never call each other by their first names. They both call each other by their bosses. Speaking of it, Xu Doudou's worship of Qin began on the first day of grade one. On that day, Mr. Luo, the head teacher, stared at the fresh faces in a classroom with intense eyes and said enthusiastically, "I won't call the roll." Let's introduce ourselves. Who will come first? " ?
No one dares to come first. ?
After two minutes of silence, Qin stood up first. She walked all the way to the podium and smiled and said to everyone, "Hello, my name is Qin Yanan. I like cats very much. You can also call me Qin ... "?
Xu Doudou thought at that time: "This girl is quite awesome." ?
Facts have proved that Qin is really awesome. In junior high school for three years, she was a monitor for three years and successfully "appeased" the best boys in the class. When she asked Shi Qi to go west, she was afraid to go east. When she asked Shi Qi to sit down, she was afraid to stand up. But it is such a kind girl who said the same thing on many occasions that made Xu Doudou's vanity extremely inflated: "Xu Doudou is my boss." ?
Xu Doudou's real name is Xu Chi. She has a round head and a round brain, so everyone calls her Xu Doudou. But she doesn't like the nickname very much. When surfing the Internet, she likes to call herself a "deep-sea fish". ?
Qin Dao: "Boss, this screen name is disgusting enough." ?
"hey!" Xu Doudou looked at Qin warily and said, "What's disgusting? Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand! " ?
"Then explain?" Qin bit his pen and asked her:
However, Xu Doudou refused to talk about it, and he looked secretive. ?
When the bell rang, I saw Xu Doudou sitting in his seat. Guan said to Qin, "It's a pity that I came late today, otherwise I would reveal the list. Do you believe I can make Xu Doudou cry? " ?
"I don't believe it." Qin He Miaomiao said firmly. ?
No wonder junior high school three years are almost over. All the girls in Class Two, Grade Three, N Middle School have cried for such and such things, but no one has seen Xu Doudou's tears. She didn't cry when she failed in the exam. At most, she just walked around the campus in a sulk. She was bullied by a boy and didn't cry, so she dared to pick up the bench and hit you. If you have an argument with a girl, you won't cry. Give her an absent-minded blunt word and you can do it without crying. ?
In the last three months, the boys headed by "instability" seem to have mustered all their strength, and they will watch Xu Doudou's jokes give her "no tears myth" a ruthless ending! In addition to "raising funds" to recruit talents, the boys also managed to discuss a careful plan together and gave it a rather grand name, called "Tears Story"?
Qin easily found out the three steps of the plan from there. The first trick: work hard. Boys can't beat girls, of course, so when physical education class played basketball, he pretended not to be careful and severely buckled the basketball on her head. Moreover, whoever buckles Xu Doudou's crying will get the thousand dollars. (Attached) This bad idea is unstable, and I was detained because of instability. At that time, I was shocked and tears flowed out unconsciously. )?
The second trick looks honest when painting, but it is actually very treacherous. It is called: Come soft. Looking for all the opportunities that Xu Doudou may be touched, the best way is to let Qin, Xu Doudou's best friend, pretend to have leukemia or something, and say goodbye to her life and death so that she won't cry. By the way, all the boys think this is a worse idea, because everyone thinks that streamer paint can't deal with Qin in the first place. )?
The third trick was invented by Ye Jiaming, the most anthomaniac boy in the class. This trick is poisonous. It's called carrot and stick. That is to find someone to fall in love with Xu Doudou. Be nice to her first, and then kick her when she is drunk. Then maybe her tears will flood the big playground of the school. (Attachment: Everyone unanimously elected Ye Jiaming to play this contemporary' Chen Shimei', but Ye Jiaming didn't agree for a long time. Later, after repeated lobbying, everyone promised to give it a try for the sake of money. )?
Although Qin has been repeatedly told not to reveal the secret, is Qin the kind of villain who values color over friends? Five minutes later, Xu Doudou was already laughing his head off because of this ridiculous plan of "Total Story of Tears". She hung Qin's arm and said, "physical education class is going to stop this week, and there is no basketball to play. As for your leukemia, no one will believe you. You look as strong as an ox. And the third one is even more ridiculous. I, Xu Doudou, will not fall in love until I am 30 years old, and the question about love will not be mentioned on my agenda! Ye Jiaming, hum, I kicked him to the Cape of Good Hope! " ?
Qin touched his chin and said, "If these three moves fail, maybe I have a better way." ?
"What idea?" ?
"Buy a tear gas. I wonder if 1000 is enough? " ?
"You can try." Xu Doudou pretended to be very interested and said, "I also want to see what I look like when I cry." ?
"I fell." Qin's pet phrase came again. ?
At this time, it is just a break. Susie passed in front of their classroom, looked at Xu Doudou and said, "What's so funny?"
Susie is a student in Class Three, and she is the kind of person who can't be better. Every school has this kind of person. She has good grades and beautiful scenery. It was nothing at first, but she is Xu Doudou's cousin, fifteen days older than her. Because of her, Xu Chi's head has been unable to lift. So she hated Susu in her heart and said with a straight face, "You can't laugh if you have nothing to do." ?
Sue Sue walked away with a smile. ?
Qin He Miaomiao blamed Xu Doudou and said, "Why are you doing this to others? You are obviously jealous. " ?
"Yes, I am jealous." Xu Doudou admitted, "I was depressed for 16 years because of her, and she bullied me since I was a child. Looking at it now, there are still three months before the senior high school entrance examination, and people must have soared. My mother almost skinned me. " ?
"I think Susie is very cute." Qin said to him, "Smile at everyone." ?
"Fake!" Xu Doudou said angrily: "I will always remember that when I was in the second grade of primary school, she told my mother that I liked to pinch my throat when reading the text, which made people feel uncomfortable." I am so angry! " ?
"Ha ha ha." Qin smiled and said, "is she uncomfortable, not you? Do you care so much about her? " ?
"Anyway, she always looked down on me, that's all." ?
"Who makes you less skilled than others?" Qin hit her. "Why not get a helicopter if you can?" ?
Xu Doudou suddenly wondered, pulling Jin Qin classroom to read. I will take the math test tomorrow, and Xu Doudou's Chinese is OK. What scares me most is math. If I don't do well in the senior high school entrance examination, it is estimated that I can't stay in the province to study. ?
There are more and more papules on Yao Yao's face, and Wu Meimei looks at everyone as if he were looking at the enemy. Ding Xixi seems to be lovelorn and sad all day ... On the last day of the third grade, TNN is really not a person's life. Just opened the first page of the book angrily, Susie's face appeared again, waving at Xu Doudou at the door of the classroom. Without stability, the worthless girl is dizzy at the sight of the girl, and her eyes are almost cross-eyed. Also tearing his voice to help Susie shout: "Xu Doudou, someone is looking for you at the door of Xu Doudou!" " " ?
It seems that Xu Doudou is blind. ?
Xu Doudou walked over helplessly and asked Su Su, "What can I do for you?" ?
Susu said, "Your mother called my mobile phone and asked us to go to grandma's house for dinner directly after school. Today is grandma's birthday. " ?
"I can't go." Xu Doudou said, "I have a math exam tomorrow, and I haven't reviewed it yet. How can the helicopter be so handsome! " ?
"But what do you want to eat when you go home?" Sue Sue asked anxiously. ?
"That won't bother you." Xu Doudou looked at Susie's chest and asked, "How can you bring your mobile phone to school? Anyone in our class who brings a mobile phone will definitely be thrown into the toilet by Lao Luo. " ?
Susie smiled and said, "Our head teacher is not fierce." ?
"Our old Luo is very fierce." Xu Doudou said savagely, "Even if you are an excellent student, she will scold you." So, you should come to me less in the future. " ?
At Xu Doudou, Susu left without saying anything. ?
In the evening, although she didn't want to, Xu Doudou went to her grandmother's house. Because of mom? Send boss Huan Chang to play? What about Lan Yanhe? Fairy fairy? Yang? Terrier? Yu? So, the gun smashed and ran fresh? br & gt
Grandma's birthday is coming again, but she doesn't look old or confused at all. She was joking loudly, patting Sue on the shoulder and saying that Sue heard you had a helicopter. You really make grandma happy. Then she said that Xu Chi and Xu Chi should try to catch up with Sue. Dad's face was expressionless, and mom tried her best to drink to everyone with a smile. Xu Doudou picked up a large glass of red wine and said, it is impossible for me to catch up with you, Sue, but I can drink this glass of wine to atone for you, the black sheep of your family.
Say that finish, she finished the glass of wine in menstruation and mother's screams. ?
Grandma laughed: "Not bad, this character is like grandma!" " " ?
"Go to hell!" Mom grabbed the glass in front of her and said, "Do you know this wine will be intoxicating?" ?
Xu Doudou sat down silently. She knows that grandma doesn't like herself, just as she has always called herself Xu Chi so polite but has always called Sue Sue so affectionate. However, Xu Chi doesn't want to please anyone. This is the world. People don't like you, and you can't help it. Doing some unnecessary efforts to please people will only make people look down upon them. ?
Isn't it a good example to control demons? Xu Doudou should never be like a demon, right? That road. ?
After dinner, the adults began to play mahjong together, and Susie sat on the sofa watching TV. Because grandma's home is far from home, Xu Doudou's proposal to go home alone was flatly rejected by her mother and was rushed to the back room to read a book. But after a while, Susie came in. She said softly to Xu Doudou, "Do you take Zhong Ying Temple?" Yibo beer! Leopard? br & gt
Xu Doudou flat mouth said, didn't you go straight to the helicopter? what are you reading? ?
Susu said, "You should also find out the truth at the beginning of high school. If you are too relaxed, it will not work. " ?
"You are very good at pretending." ?
"Xu Chi." Susie called her name, sat down beside her and said, "I wonder why you don't like me." What do you hate about me? " ?
"No," Xu Doudou said, "don't talk nonsense. I don't hate you, but I don't like you either. I am quite vulgar. I have never liked anything and I have never disliked it. " ?
"I am your own sister." Susie sat in the chair next to Xu Doudou, shaking her legs and saying seriously, "I'm serious." ?
Xu Doudou stared at the math test paper. ?
Susu suddenly sighed and said, "I hope one day you will understand that what I said is true." ?
Xu Doudou slammed the book in his hand. Yelled loudly: "You don't have to take the exam. Do you want me to read it or not? " ?
Sue Sue looked at Xu Doudou, and her big eyes immediately filled with tears, but she didn't say anything, but turned out and closed the door for Xu Doudou. ?
The next day, Xu Doudou said to Qin, "Do you think she is ill? I made it clear that I didn't like her, but she told me those disgusting words! " ?
"Maybe what people say is true." ?
"Cut!" Xu Doudou said disdainfully, "She and I are people from two different worlds. Don't you understand? " ?
Although I made full preparations, I did badly in the math exam that morning, and I didn't work out the last few big questions. I don't feel well. When going to the canteen to eat, Xu Doudou always looks black. Qin reminded her: "In fact, you can cry, maybe it looks better than now." ?
"Are you crazy for a thousand dollars?" Xu Doudou said. ?
"You are crazy." Qin He Miaomiao pushed Xu Doudou and said, "No one will like your dead face!" ?
"I am the face of the dead!" Xu Doudou said, "Don't look elsewhere!" ?
Qin turned and left. ?
When people are unlucky, they are poured cold water, and Xu Doudou comes to the canteen alone. The food has been sold out, only a few poor bean sprouts are left. Walking past her with a lunch box, she said sarcastically, "Xu Doudou eats bean sprouts, just right!" " " ?
Xu Doudou almost threw the lunch box on the unstable head. ?
But I'm too hungry to throw it away. Xu Doudou moved slowly, and planned to go to the small shop at the school gate to eat two jiaozi. When I came in, I found Qin there. Her jiaozi was served, and she was panting. Xu Doudou is a single-celled girl, and her anger comes and goes quickly. She sat down opposite Qin and whispered, "Boss, it's my treat today." ?
Qin raised his hand to the boss and said, "Another catty of cabbage stuffing!" ?
Xu Doudou shouted, "Can you eat a catty?" ?
"I can't eat and throw it away. It's your treat anyway. " ?
"You are embarrassed." Xu Doudou said, "I'm in a bad mood. Can't you give me some?" ?
"yes." Qin said, "I'll give you a catty to eat and raise you to death!" " " ?
Xu Doudou said with a smile: "It's so ugly to say." ?
"You are really hopeless." Qin Dao: "I admire you for being so playful when you should cry!" " ?
"You this person is really constant delete line play dead in lonely pestle cabin reimbursement of the bear? Was vinegar convicted? The 2-point math test paper shouted, "Do you want to take the senior high school entrance examination? Aren't you worried that your grades are falling all the way? " ?
Xu Doudou retorted, "Who said I wasn't in a hurry? I am more anxious than anyone else! " ?
"Susie and I have agreed that from today on, she will come to study with you every night. You can see what other people learn. If not, you can ask her! " ?
"Mom!" Xu Doudou raised his hand and surrendered, saying, "Give me a break. If someone is around me, I can't understand a word! " " ?
"It depends on who it is. Susu is the top scholar in your school. People are willing to accompany you to study, not only because you have a relationship with her. Please pay attention! " Mother said without hesitation, "That's settled. I'm going back to buy two new clothes for Susie. Thank her. " ?
"I'm finished." Xu Doudou called Qin and complained, "I am completely trapped by my mother. What is the difference between looking for someone to spy on me and going to jail? " ?
"You don't know when you are blessed. Why not ask Susie to study with me? " Qin said to him, "I welcome it very much." ?
"Go to hell!" Xu Doudou couldn't get any sympathy and had to hang up the phone angrily. ?
In the evening, Susie came with many books. She put them on Xu Doudou's desk and said, "These materials are all good for me, mainly math. You can have a look when you are free. " ?
"Are you free now?" Xu Doudou pushed a lot of homework to Su Su and said disdainfully, "Will you help me find it?" ?
Susie smiled and said, "Is time water in a sponge?" ?
"Tut tut. You really show off! " Xu Doudou sarcastically said: "Then I will say that learning the sea is endless. Will you? " ?
"I will." Susu has something to say, "If there is, I won't, I will learn with an open mind." ?
Xu Doudou couldn't explain, so he had to bury himself in his homework. ?
"You can ask me if you don't understand." Susie said, looking at her English. ?
Xu Doudou couldn't help asking her: "Is it a drag to get a good grade?" ?
"Not bad." Susu said. ?
Xu Doudou asked again, "Is there any unique skill in reading?" ?
Sue Sue looked up at her. ?
"We are related, er, and we have to talk about this?" ?
"Oh. Listen carefully, "said Susie. "There are roads in Lushan, and there is no limit to learning the sea." ?
"I fell." Xu Doudou fainted as she spoke. ?
"You asked me so many questions. Can I ask you a question? " Susu said. ?
"Very good." Xu Doudou straightened up: "You ask." ?
"Have you really never cried?" ?
"No way"?
"Haven't you ever cried secretly?" ?
"No way"?
"You are really good." Susu said, "I can't do it." ?
Unable to recognize her sincerity or hypocrisy, Xu Doudou quickly changed the subject: "How did you agree to accompany me to study?" This is the most despicable thing for students, do you understand? " ?
Susu kept reading with her head down, as if she didn't hear. ?
That night, Xu Doudou didn't ask Sue any questions. The wrong question that the teacher wanted to correct on the math test paper could not be done, and she did not ask. What she thinks most about is how to get rid of susu. Question?
The next day, Qin said to Xu Doudou, "Do you feel petty to have someone to accompany you?" ?
"Not bad." Xu Doudou said, "If I can't get rid of her tonight, she won't be human!" " ?
In the evening, Susie came again. This time, she brought the math papers that Xu Doudou and others took. The answers to each question are written in detail. She handed the test paper to Xu Doudou and said, "Look, maybe you need it. You can ask me if you don't understand. " ?
Xu Doudou said with a test paper in his hand, "Miss, give me a break. Why don't you stay at home and watch TV every night? Why do you have to bother me? "
"If you can't get into the provincial middle school, menstruation will be very sad." Susu said, "I am your sister. Counseling you is my job. Don't have any thoughts in your heart, okay? " ?
"I don't have this blessing." Xu Doudou said, "I don't deserve you." ?
Susie giggled: "It doesn't matter, it's nothing worth it." ?
"You are shameless." Xu Doudou said: "What do you mean by falling in love and not falling in love? This is not a topic that middle school students should say. " ?
"You are so funny." Susie was not angry at all, but spread out the test paper and said, "I have read some of your test papers." You can't do this type of problem. Let me tell you something. " ?
"I copy!" Xu Doudou said to Qin, "I really convinced her!" ?
"People still admit it." Qin said, "Are you still going to piss her off?" ?
"Of course." Xu Doudou said, "I'll put a thumbtack on her chair tonight! Poke her! " ?
"No way?" Qin said to him, "Then you have worked too hard." ?
"Without poison, there would be no husband." Xu Doudou said, "You can only do this to people you don't like." ?
"Then tell me, why don't you like others because they are better than you?" ?
Xu Doudou can't tell. It took a long time to stammer: "If you don't like it, you don't like it. What reason do you need? " ?
At noon that day, Qin went home for dinner. Xu Doudou is eating tasteless food in the canteen alone, listening to the walkman. Susie sat down opposite her with a meal and said, "What are you listening to?" ?
Xu Doudou handed her an earplug and thought, "This is Jay Chou. Don't you understand? " ?
Who knows Susu said excitedly: "Jay Chou's new song is named after his father." ?
"So you are not a nerd." Xu Doudou said. ?
To outsiders, they must look very close. I looked jealous when I didn't walk past them steadily. This made Xu Doudou very uncomfortable, but he was not too embarrassed to pull back the plug stuffed in Susu's ear. In this way, they ate a meal and listened to Jay Chou's songs with one ear stuffed. ?
When saying goodbye, Susie said to her, "See you tonight." ?
"Oh." Xu Doudou said foolishly. ?
But in the evening, Susie didn't come, waiting for the call of menstruation. Susie was hit by an illegal car in front of Xinhua Bookstore and is being rescued in the emergency room. ?
Xu Doudou was silly when he heard the news, as if he were cursed and motionless. Moving? . ?
God bless, Susie is not dead. ?
She's alive. ?
But she is missing a leg. ?
Beautiful and excellent girl, missing a leg. ?
It is said that when there was an accident, she was holding a Jay Chou's latest record "In the Name of Father". ?
Xu Doudou accompanied Susie to the hospital every day and read books at Susie's bedside. She found many jokes and told them to Susie every day. Susie finally smiled, touched her hair and said to her, "Xu Chi, you have always been lovely. You have been like this since you were a child, but your temper is too distorted. " ?
"Does it hurt?" Xu Doudou asked. ?
"It hurts." Susu said. ?
"Actually, you can lend me Jay Chou." Xu Doudou added. ?
"I'm afraid you won't borrow it. I want to hear it." ?
"I still want to accept what you said in the province. After that, I will accompany you to school every morning. " Xu Doudou said: "Don't worry, I will be admitted to the provincial middle school if I work hard." ?
"I believe." Susu said. ?
Just then, Qin and a group of them crowded into the ward, and they bought a lot of nutrients and flowers for Susie. Qin He Miaomiao squatted in Xu Doudou's ear and said, "This is not stable. They donated 1000 yuan to help Susie buy a wheelchair. Needless to say, you must have cried this time, but unfortunately we didn't see it with our own eyes. " ?
Xu Doudou didn't speak. ?
In fact, Xu Doudou didn't cry, but not crying doesn't mean he's not sad, just as some words don't mean he doesn't want to. In fact, when I was listening to music with Susie in the canteen that day, Xu Doudou had accepted Susie in his heart. If she tells Susie or gives Susie a sincere smile, maybe Susie will ask her to borrow a CD. Maybe Susie won't go to Xinhua Bookstore then. Maybe ...
There are many possibilities in this world. ?
Unfortunately, what happened was the worst. ?
Xu Doudou wrote in the guest book to Qin: "No one has ever seen a deep-sea fish cry, thinking that she will never know how to be sad. However, that's because she stayed in the depths of the sea, and her tears were invisible to others. ?
It turns out that tolerance can only be understood at such a high price. I just hope she can forgive me. I hope everyone will support me. I hope we will always be good sisters who love each other. "?
Qin closed the guest book and hugged Xu Doudou. Just then, she felt something hot in her neck. Maybe it's the tears of the deep-sea fish she's been waiting for for a long time. ?
I'm sorry, I admit, I copied it. But will you adopt me?
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