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Why doesn't Ji Xiaolan eat duck?
At a banquet, Xiaolan and Sun Duan sat at the same table, and Dong Qujiang, Liu Shitui and others were also present. Everyone knows that he can't drink enough, and he didn't persuade him deeply, so he was allowed to enjoy delicacies at the dinner. Just then, a "hanging roast duck" came to the table, which was a famous dish in Beijing at that time. Everyone raised their chopsticks and ate with relish, except Ji Xiaolan. Everyone feels very puzzled. As we all know, Ji Xiaolan has a habit of eating meat very much, instead of vegetables and rice noodles. He can eat two or three pounds of lean meat and drink some tea at a meal, which is a good meal. But he also has an exception, that is, he never eats duck meat, and no matter how famous chefs make it, he will not make an exception. Teacher Sun Duan didn't know his strange habit, so he asked him, "This duck is delicious. Why doesn't my dear nephew eat it? " Ji Xiaolan trembled, and they all urged. "Here's the thing." Then he explained to everyone. It turns out that Ji Xiaolan lived in Zhang Yue's home in Dongguang City, Hejian in his early years. It is said that one night, people were awakened by a burst of barking, got up and looked out, and found a man with long hair standing on the roof of a house, clearly visible in the moonlight. The man held a big cloth bag in his hand, which made many ducks cry. The man walked along the edge of the house and fled from his master to his home in the west. Wherever he went, he dropped two or three ducks from the eaves. The next day, someone slaughtered the ducks they got, which was no different from ordinary ducks, but it was strange that all the people who got the ducks died. Later, everyone remembered the duck delivery man that night and thought that evil spirits appeared. From then on, Ji Xiaolan refused to eat ducks anyway. "How can my good nephew believe such a legend? It's totally untrue!" Sun Duanmin listened to Ji Xiaolan. Then he picked up a piece of duck and put it in his mouth to chew. Dong Qujiang smiled and shook his head and said, "I can't eat if you say that." "Disappointing, it must be that you have had a full stomach and said such a thing to scare us. You don't eat it yourself, and you don't invite us to eat well. " Liu Shi retreated here and winked at everyone: "Please tell me, should I punish him?" ! "When he heard that drinking would be fined, Ji Xiaolan waved and bowed to everyone present to apologize. "Well, since you dare not drink, I will punish you for writing a poem about not eating ducks." Sun Duanren spoke to help his good nephew. Hearing this, everyone became interested. The title of this poem written by Mr. Sun is very novel and interesting. Since ancient times, I have never heard of anyone writing poems on this topic. Everyone wanted to see if Ji Caizi was difficult, so they urged him to say, "Well, you will be punished if you write a poem. Read quickly! " "Yes, yes." Ji Xiaolan thought for a moment and said, "Spirit nourishes grass, but it is not as good as plum tree. Haitang leans towards the national posture, which is different from others. Spirit is the word of Qu Yuan, a great poet in the Warring States Period. He sang many exotic flowers and grasses, but never mentioned plum blossoms. Ling Du refers to Du Fu, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, because he once called himself a "wild old man" in his poems. Du Fu once wrote poems for flowers, but never eulogized Haitang. Ji Xiaolan used these two things to free himself, and used them as a reason not to eat duck meat, and skillfully completed this topic, which shows that he is knowledgeable and resourceful.
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