Single dog's humorous sentences are suitable for singles' circle of friends (59 selected sentences)

1. After I fell in love with you, I changed from carefree single dog to carefree single dog.

2, Valentine's Day, I pinch my fingers, if there is no accident, it has nothing to do with me.

I measure my body without hesitation, just to protect my eyes.

I've been single for you for ten years and finally got an invitation.

In those years, I missed too much. Dry your tears and cherish the present.

6. Being single is just to wait for someone and the right person.

7. I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single, let me be single.

8. Long-distance love, what is long-distance love? Long-distance love with the object, so far I don't know where ta is.

9. The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectation in my heart.

10, low-quality love is not as good as high-quality singles.

1 1. The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package is long gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

12, don't think that everyone who loves you will never forget you after being abandoned by you.

13, I'm sorry, I can't forget you and can't bear to part with you.

14, I have a lot to say when I am sad, and finally it becomes "nothing".

15. Before, I only cared about the people I cared about. From now on, I only care about people who care about me.

16, I am a lonely patient, I won't warm you, so don't come near me.

17, God is fair. He lets you spend Singles' Day, so he won't let you spend Valentine's Day.

18, a person's singles day, street displacement.

19, men in bars are all looking for excitement, and women are mostly stimulated.

20. Don't let single dog go out in winter. If you fall, it will turn into ice and ice!

2 1, have you found that excellent people are generally single?

22, don't be afraid, you have to believe that people who love you will always be waiting for you in parallel time and space.

23. Loneliness is more practical than hot and cold companionship.

24, the long night is unaccompanied, and the beautiful scenery in the morning sleeps alone.

25. When I live the best life, I am alone.

26. There is always a saying that can make people cry in an instant, and there is always a song that can sing the sad past.

27. The whole world smells of love, and only I smell the fragrance of single dog.

28. I have been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that I saw a sow recently and felt very beautiful.

29, take the initiative to choose loneliness, because of disappointment with human nature.

30. In order to catch up with the best meeting, always allow someone to miss you.

3 1. Some people say that the second half-price advertisement hurts single dog. That's your single dog business. It's just right for us to eat two per pig.

Ever since my mother knew the word single dog, she has forgotten my name.

33. Don't ask me why I am single, because heaven stipulates that immortals can't have sex with mortals.

34. The ship of friendship capsized and the ship of love sank. Only single dog's boat can stand.

35. I would rather be single than talk about feelings casually, because I don't want to run out of my best when I meet better people.

36. You didn't choose to be single, but chose the love you wanted.

37. If I don't care about myself, who else in the world cares about me?

If I can't waste my time on the person I like, I'd rather waste my time on myself.

39. Enjoy a high-quality single life.

40. What can I save by saying I love you and what can I save by saying I'm sorry?

4 1, in fact, single life is not bad, and I finally have time to take care of everything.

I haven't found myself yet. How can I find the other half?

43. You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

44. Can't you find someone to drink milk tea at half price? Isn't it sweet for everyone to drink two glasses?

45. Everyone says I'm single. Hehe, that's funny. Isn't everyone the same? Are you body double?

46. Being single dog's younger brother is not easy. When necessary, you should be a brother, a guest boyfriend and, of course, a grandson at most.

47. My main composition: 2% cute, 98% single.

48. Being single for so many years, I have nothing to explain. Generally speaking, I am witty and have no friends!

49. No matter how hard I try, I am not as good as her in your heart.

50. The single boy's name is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it.

5 1, I'll live alone today unless there is an accident. If there is an accident, I will go to the hospital.

52. Being single is because someone in my heart can't support the second person.

I am a lonely child, hiding in the dark night and crying secretly. The twinkling stars are my tears.

In fact, being single for a long time is really addictive.

55, don't say you have loneliness and alcohol, in fact, you are single dog.

56. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size, and a single idiot by IQ.

57. The person who will marry me in the future, Valentine's Day is coming, so don't do anything sorry for me.

58. In such a cold day, single dog may be full of ice and ice.

59. Show loving people changed batch after batch, and only I was single.