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Requesting the original text of Xiao Erhei’s marriage
Xiao Erhei got married
Zhao Shuli
The Taboo of One Immortal
There are two immortals in Liujiayao, and everyone in the neighboring villages knows it. : One is Er Zhuge in the front village, and the other is San Xiangu in the back village. Er Zhuge's original name was Liu Xiude. He did business in those days, and he was willing to talk about yin and yang, gossip, and the underworld. Sanxiangu is the wife of Houzhuang Yufu. On the first and fifteenth day of every month, she wears a red cloth and dresses up as a god.
The second Zhuge taboo is "not suitable for planting", and the third fairy is taboo "the rice is rotten". Here are two little stories: There was a severe drought in spring one year, and it didn’t rain until the third day of the fifth lunar month. On the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, everyone was rushing to plant the land. Er Zhuge looked at the almanac, counted on his fingers and said, "It's not a good time to plant today."
The fifth day of the Lunar New Year is the Dragon Boat Festival. , he had never done anything on the Dragon Boat Festival in previous years, and he had never planted anything; the sixth day of the lunar month was an auspicious day. Unfortunately, the land was dry. Although he managed to plant his four acres of millet, there was no harvest. Enough for half.
It didn’t rain again until the fifteenth day. Other families were digging seedlings in the fields, but Er Zhuge led his two children to fill the gaps in the fields.
There was a boy next door who met Er Zhuge on the street while eating and asked: "Old man! Is it a good time to plant today?" Er Zhuge rolled his eyes at him, turned around and went back. Hee hee hee
Haha is a joke.
Sanxian Gu has a girl named Xiaoqin. One day, Jinwang's father went to Sanxiangu to ask for medical advice. Sanxiangu
was sitting behind the incense table and singing, while Jinwang's father knelt in front of the incense table and listened. Xiaoqin was only nine years old at that time. She was cooking rice at noon.
When she put the rice into the pot, she heard her mother humming very pleasantly. She stood in front of the table and listened for a while, then she put the rice into the pot. Also
forgot. After a while, Jin Wang's father went out to urinate, and Sanxian Gu took the opportunity to say to Xiao Qin: "Go and get some rice!
The rice is rotten!"
Unexpectedly, he called Jin Wang His father heard about it and spread the news when he returned home. Later, some people who liked to joke deliberately asked others "Is the rice rotten?" when they met
Third Fairy Aunt?
The origin of Ersan Fairy Aunt
Three Fairy Aunts God, it's been thirty years. At that time, Sanxiangu was only fifteen years old and had just married Yu Fu.
She was the first handsome daughter-in-law in the village. Yu Fu is an honest young man. He doesn't say a word and just dies in the fields. Yu Fu's mother had died a long time ago, and he had only one father. The father and son died together, leaving only the new daughter-in-law in the family. The young people in the village felt that the new daughter-in-law was too lonely, so they slowly and actively came to keep her company. Within a few days, a large group gathered together, laughing and joking every day.
Yu Fu's father saw that he was not in his right state, so one day he lost his temper and cursed loudly. Although he blocked outsiders
from him, his new wife started to quarrel with him. The new daughter-in-law cried all day and night, without combing her hair, washing her face, or eating. She lay on the kang and no one could wake up. The father and son were helpless. There was a wife next door who hired a goddess to help her. She came to her house for a while and said that San Xiangu had followed her. She also groaned. She claimed that my god is older than my god, and from then on, she would become a god on the first and fifteenth day of every month, and others would burn incense for her to pray for wealth and seek medical advice. From then on, Sanxiangu’s incense table was set up. .
When young people go to Sanxiangu, it is better to say that they are going to ask God than to see the holy statue. Sanxian
Gu also secretly guessed everyone's thoughts. The clothes were fresher, the hair was combed smoother, the jewelry was polished
more brightly, and the palace powder was applied more evenly. The young people couldn't help but follow her around.
This happened more than thirty years ago. The young people at that time have now grown beards, and their families are full of children and wives, so except for a few old bachelors, almost no one has the leisure time to go to Sanxian Gu's place.
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Sanxiangu is different from everyone else. Although she is already forty-five years old, she prefers to look pretty as an old woman. Her shoes still have to be embroidered, her trouser legs still have to be hemmed, and her hair on the top of her head has been stripped off. Cover it with a black handkerchief.
It's a pity that the palace powder can't even out the wrinkles on the face. It looks like donkey dung eggs with frost on the top and bottom.
The old sweethearts are no longer here. A few old bachelors can’t satisfy Sanxiangu, and Sanxiangu has united again
The group of children has more good friends than the old sweethearts back then. Playful.
What skills does Sanxian Gu have to unite this group of young people? The secret lies in her daughter Xiaoqin.
San Xiaoqin
San Xiangu gave birth to six children, five of whom were not adults, and only one daughter,
named Called Xiaoqin. When Xiaoqin was two or three years old, she was very smart and well-behaved. Among Sanxiangu's old friends, one of them hugged her and said it was "mine", and the other one hugged her and said it was "mine". When Qin was five or six years old, she realized that this was not a nice thing to say. Sanxian Gu taught her: "If anyone says that again, just say 'I'm your aunt'." I mentioned it several times, but no one mentioned it again.
Xiaoqin is eighteen this year, and the frivolous people in the village say she is much better than her mother when she was young. Young guys
Guys, if something happens, I always want to have a word with Xiaoqin. Xiao Qin went to wash clothes, and soon the young people also went to wash them; Xiao Qin went up to the tree to pick wild vegetables, and soon all the young people also went to pick them.
During meal time, the neighbors would bring their bowls and sit at Sanxiangu's place for a while. People in the front village would go back and forth for only a
mile, but they didn't feel that it was far. This has been an old rule for thirty years, but it is only in the past two or three years that young people are so enthusiastic.
Sanxian Gu thought at first that she still had the ability to seduce young people. However, as time went by, the young people did not really get close to her. Only then did she gradually see the secret. I knew they were here because of Xiaoqin.
However, Xiaoqin is not like Sanxian Gu. Although she talks and laughs with everyone on the surface, in fact
she does not mess around with others. In the past two or three years, she only follows others. Xiaoerhei is better. The summer before last year, one day before noon,
Yu Fu went to the place, and Sanxiangu went to sneak out. Xiaoqin was the only one left at home, and Jin Wang came, smiling
She turned to Xiaoqin and said, "Isn't this an opportunity?" Xiaoqin said with a straight face, "Brother Jin Wang! Let's behave more politely in the future! You are also a married man!" Jin Wang curled his lips and said: "Hey! What are you pretending to be?
You're so serious when Xiao Erhei comes to take care of you! Let's take advantage of it if you can, it's okay; be serious
Unless the bottom of the pot is dark." Then he took Xiaoqin's arm and whispered, "No need to pretend!" Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin shouted: "Jin Wang!" Run out. At the same time, he muttered:
"I can wait for you!" After saying that, he slipped away quietly.
Four Brother Jin Wang
When it comes to Jin Wang, no one in Liu Jiaqiao hates him. Only one of his brothers named Xingwang and
are satisfied with him.
Although Jin Wang's father is a farmer, he is actually a tiger from the Liu family. He has been the leader of the community for decades. Binding and beating people is his specialty. When Jin Wang reached the age of seventeen or eighteen, he became his father's good helper. Every order
will be handled by the King of Prosperity.
In the early years of the Anti-Japanese War, traitors and bandits were running rampant everywhere. Jin Wang's father was already dead at that time. He worked as an inside job, leading people to kidnap people, bargaining for people's redemption, being a witch and a ghost, pretending to be a good guy at both ends. Later, the Eighth Route Army came and defeated the bandits, and the two of them returned to Liujiayao.
The people in the mountains were timid to begin with. After several months of chaos, many people died, making everyone even more afraid to stand out.
Other large villages have established village offices, rescue associations, and military committees, but in Liujiajiao, no one is willing to be a cadre except for a village chief sent by the county government. Soon, the county sent people to work in Liujiajiao to elect village cadres, Jin Wang and Xingwang. They saw that this was another opportunity to take power, and everyone was eager for someone to be willing. To do this, Xingwang was elected as the director of the Armed Forces Committee, Jin Wang was elected as the village committee member, and Jin Wang's wife was also elected as the chairman of the Women's Rescue Association. Other cadres recruited a few old men to make up the numbers.
Only Qing Kangxian is the captain, and the old man cannot be the captain. Xingwang saw that Xiao Erhei was a pretty and fun kid, so he casually mentioned his name and passed. Although his father, Er Zhuge, was unwilling, he couldn't afford to offend Jin Wang, so he didn't.
You dare to say anything.
The village chief is a foreigner and does not know much about the situation in the village. From then on, Jin Wangxingwang became more powerful than before.
As long as the village chief is kept secret, no matter what the villagers are, It's up to the two of them to dispatch. In the past few years,
Although several other cadres in the village have been replaced, the two of them are as strong as iron. Although everyone hated the two of them
but no one dared to say a word, for fear that they would not be able to defeat them and would suffer the consequences themselves.
五小二黑
Xiao Erhei is Er Zhuge’s second boy. He once killed two enemies during a counter-mopping operation and was awarded the
Special Class Shooter's reward. Speaking of his beauty, he is not only famous in Liujiayao, but also plays a story in the first month of every year. No matter which village he goes to, the eyes of women follow him.
Xiao Erhei never went to school, but only learned a few words from his father. When he was six years old, his father taught him how to read. The literacy textbook is neither the Five Classics, the Four Books, nor Common Sense Mandarin, but
Start by learning the Heavenly Stems, Earthly Branches, Five Elements, Bagua, Sixty-Four Names, etc., and then go on to learn some of the "Hundred Middle Schools"
Books such as "The Book of Classics", "Jade Box Chronicles", "Adding and Deleting Divinations", "Ma Yi Shen Xiang", "Qi Men Dun Jia", "Yin
Yang House" and other books. Xiao Erhei has been smart since he was a child. He has mastered the formulas such as calculating zodiac signs, fortune-telling lessons, reciting the great and small fleeting years
or "Jia Zi Yi Chou Hai Zhong Jin" in a few days. Er Zhuge also often Lead him to show off in front of others. Because he is smart and cute, adults also like to play with him. This one said: "Er Hei, what do you mean when you are ten years old?" The other said: "Er Hei, give me a divination. Lesson!" Later, Er Zhuge missed the opportunity to plant because he said it was "not suitable for planting." His wife also complained, Dahei also complained, and everyone in the village laughed about it. Xiao Erhei also suffered a lot of ridicule due to this incident. At that time, Xiao Erhei was thirteen years old and already understood good and evil, but the adults still treated him as a child so that they could joke with Er Zhuge. Once he arrived home , Chang Hao turned to Er Zhuge and asked Xiao Erhei: "Er Hei! Do you think it's a good time to plant today?" Children of similar age to Xiao Erhei got angry with Xiao Erhei. He even shouted: "It's not suitable for planting, it's not suitable for planting..." Because of this incident, Xiao Erhei avoided seeing people for several months, and since then he has discussed it with his mother
Let’s work together and never believe his father’s ghost gossip again.
Xiao Erhei and Xiao Qin have been in love for two or three years. He was only sixteen or seventeen at that time, so during the long winter nights, he followed some idlers to Sanxiangu's place to join in the fun, and later he became familiar with Xiaoqin, which seemed to be a day.
It can’t be done without meeting. There are also people in the Houzhuang who are willing to be matchmakers for Xiao Erhei and Xiao Qin, but Er Zhuge
is not willing. There are three reasons for his unwillingness: First, Xiao Erhei has a metal life, and Xiao Qin has a fire life. I'm afraid Fire defeats metal; secondly, Xiaoqin was born in October, which is a bad month; thirdly, Sanxiangu has a bad reputation. It happened that at this time
a group of refugees came to Zhangde Mansion. Among them, Lao Li brought a girl of eight or nine years old. Because she had no food, she was willing to The girl was given to others to escape.
Er Zhuge thought it was a bargain. He first asked about her birth date, and after calculating for a long time, he said: "A thousand-mile marriage
depends on a thin thread." He took her as a child bride for Xiao Erhei.
Although Er Zhuge said it was a perfect fit, Xiao Erhei refused to admit it. The father and son quarreled for several days.
Er Zhuge couldn't raise him. Xiao Erhei said: "If you want to raise him, you can raise him. I don't want him anyway!" The girl stayed, but she didn't make it clear what the relationship was.
Six Struggle Meeting
Ever since Jin Wang got into trouble with Xiao Qin, he has held a grudge every day and always wanted to find a way to get revenge. Once
when the Armed Forces Committee was training village cadres, it happened that the second boy with black hair and malaria did not go. After the training, Jin Wang
said to Xingwang: "Xiao Erhei is pretending to be ill, but he is actually seduced by Xiao Qin. You can give him a good fight."
Xingwang Even the director of the Armed Forces Committee, who had been criticized by Xiaoqin once before, naturally agreed with Jin Wang's opinion very much, and asked Jin Wang to go back and talk to his wife, and launch the Women's Rescue Association to fight Xiao Qin once
. Jin Wang's wife is currently the chairman of the Women's Rescue Association. Because Jin Wang likes to go to Xiao Qin's place, she has long hated Xiao Qin
very much. Now Jin Wang goes back and tells her that he wants to fight Xiao Qin. This is the opportunity he hopes for, so he leaves his job and goes to arrange it immediately. The next day, two struggle meetings were held in the village, one was for Erhei, the struggle committee member of the Armed Forces Committee, and the other was for Xiaoqin, the struggle committee member of the Women's Rescue Association.
Xiao Erhei himself was not at fault, so of course he would not admit it. He insisted on insisting to the end, so Xingwang ordered him to be tied up
and handed over to the political authorities for processing. Fortunately, the village chief had a clear mind and persuaded Xingwang: "It's true that Xiao Erhei has malaria. He is not pretending to be sick. As for falling in love with others, it is not illegal and cannot be tied up." Xingwang said:
"He already has a woman."
The village chief said: "Who in the village doesn't know that Xiao Erhei doesn't recognize his child bride. It's right that they don't recognize it.
Yes, the boy is no more than sixteen and the girl is no more than fifteen. A teenage girl will not come to claim this debt when she grows up. No one can interfere with someone else's love." Xingwang had nothing to say. Xiao Erhei asked him: "Is it illegal to tie someone up without reason?" After the village chief persuaded him, it was settled.
Let it go.
Before Xingwang left the village office, Xiaoqin dragged the chairman of the Women's Rescue Association to come to the village chief.
As soon as she entered the door, she said: "Village chief! To catch a thief you need stolen goods, to catch an adulterer you need both. If you become the chairman of the Women's Rescue Association, why don't you be reasonable?" Wang's wife, afraid that the matter would be revealed to be related to her, ran away quickly.
Later the village chief asked about the reason, and it took a long time to mediate with them.
Qi San Immortal Gu Promises a Promise
After the two struggle meetings, things can no longer be dealt with, and Xiao Erhei also knows that this matter is reasonable
It's legal, so let's discuss it openly with Xiaoqin.
Sanxiangu was worried. Although she and Xiaoqin are mother and daughter, things have been going wrong in recent years. Sanxiangu loves young people, and young people love Xiaoqin. Xiao Erhei, this child, looks like a fresh fruit to Sanxian Gu. Unfortunately, with the addition of Xiao Qin, he loses his share. She originally wanted to find an in-law for Xiaoqin to marry out, but because of her shady reputation, she was almost unwilling to get married to her. After the struggle meeting
After the struggle meeting, there were rumors that Xiao Erhei and Xiao Qin were going to marry freely. If that was the case, she wanted to say a few words to Xiao Erhei in the future
It's a pity that I can't even laugh, so I asked the Dong family to ask the Xi family to find Xiaoqin's in-laws.
"When the flag of recruitment is raised, there will be people who eat food." There was a Mr. Wu who was a retired military officer who served as a brigade commander under Yan Xishan
. His family was very rich, so he died. Wife. He met Xiaoqin once at the grandma temple meeting, and he was willing to marry her. The matchmaker told Sanxiangu, and of course Sanxiangu was willing.
After a few days of gift invitations, it was settled. Sanxian Gu thought she had settled a matter on her mind.
Xiao Qin has already discussed with Xiao Erhei how to listen to her mother.
On the day of the ceremony, Xiaoqin got into a fight with her mother and threw the jewelry and satin sent by Mr. Wu to the floor.
After the matchmaker left, Xiaoqin said to her mother: "I don't care! Whoever collects other people's things will go with them!"
Sanxian Gu felt worried and slept for a long time. , after dinner, he said he was possessed by a god, yawned twice and started singing. She first blamed Yu Fu for not being able to manage the family, and then said that Xiaoqin and Mr. Wu were married in a previous life.
She also sang something like "The marriage in the previous life was determined by God, and you can't live according to God's will..." Yu Fu knelt down He begged underground
God must teach him to beat Xiaoqin immediately. After hearing this, Xiaoqin knew that she couldn't make any sense with this pretending mother, so she simply hid out and let her mother talk nonsense alone.
Xiaoqin quietly ran to the front village to look for Xiao Erhei. On the way, she met Xiao Erhei looking for her.
The two quietly held hands and walked to a big house. Go to the kiln to discuss ways to deal with Sanxiangu.
Ba Na Shuang
Xiao Qin told Xiao Erhei in detail from beginning to end, how her mother conducted a wedding, how she pretended to be cool, and what she sang.
Once again, Xiao Erhei said: "Ignore her! I asked about the comrades in the district, and they said that as long as a man or woman is willing, he can register in the district, and no one else can make the decision. ... " Speaking of this, I heard footsteps outside. Xiao Erhei stretched out his head and took a look. There were four or five people standing in the dark shadow. One of them said: "Take a pair of Take the pair!" Both of them recognized Jin Wang's voice, and Xiao Erhei got angry and shouted: "Take it? It's not against the law!" Xingwang also came and gave the order. Said: "Catch, catch! I'll see if you break the law or not? I've been worried about you for several days!" Xiao Erhei said: "We will go where you say we will go.
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You can’t do anything to anyone at the Border District Government!”
Xingwang said, “It’s easier for you!” Xiao Erhei struggled for a while. Helpless
There were not as many people as them, so they finally beat him up and tied him up.
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The people in the front village were not asleep yet. When they heard someone arguing, some people ran out to see, Ma Zhuohuo
When I saw the two people tied up, no one asked. I already know about eight or nine points. Er Zhuge also came out. When he saw Xiao Erhei being tied up, he knelt down in front of Xingwang and begged: "Xingwang! Our two families don't have any hatred! For the sake of it! For my sake, all you masters..." Xingwang said, "We can't handle this matter. Let's leave it to our superiors!" Xiao Erhei said, "Dad! You don't have to worry about it. ! It’s not illegal to send him there! I’m not afraid of him!” Xingwang said, “If you want to be tough, be tough!”
Then he forced the three militiamen: "Take them away!" A militiaman asked: "Take them to the village office?" /p>
The director of the association will handle it according to military law!" After saying that, he hugged the two of them and left.
Jiuer Zhuge’s Lesson
When the neighbors saw that it was Xingwang brothers who were binding people, no one dared to intercede with Xiao Erhei until they waited
After leaving, he greeted Er Zhuge home.
Er Zhuge shook his head repeatedly and said: "Alas! I knew something was going to happen these days: I went to the ground
the day before yesterday, and when I got to the ridge, I met a man riding a donkey. Daughter-in-law, if you wear a filial piety, I will know that it is bad. This year
I am lucky with the star of Rahu, so I have to be careful about wearing filial piety and it will ruin my luck, so I don’t dare to go there, and I can hide and hide
But last night, Erhei’s mother dreamed of singing in the temple.
This morning an old crow landed on the east room and crowed more than a dozen times,... alas! Anyway, it's luck, you can't hide it. "He recited a lot of words.
The neighbors were a little tired of hearing this, so they gave him some soothing words for a while, and then they all left.
Someone is in trouble. Where can I sleep? After everyone dispersed, no one else in Er Zhuge's family slept except the child bride. Er Zhuge touched his face and took out three coins to make a fortune. After occupying it, he was so frightened
He said, "It's amazing! It's amazing!" Choutu's parents brought out the official ghost of Wuhuo. Fire
is stronger than Xia, so it may be dangerous. well! When people elected him to be the youth captain, I told him not to do it
But the little bastard insists on being the leader! People say it should be dealt with according to military law. Shouldn't it be a violation of military law as a captain?
Military law? "My wife also clapped her hands and stamped her feet and said, "Daddy! Who knew you were going to get into such a big thing? "
Dahei advised: "Don't be afraid! The matter is out, let him go! I don’t think it’s a matter of human life, and I can’t commit any serious crime! Since they have been sent to the district, I will go to the district to inquire first! You all go to sleep
! " After saying that, he lit a lantern and left.
After Er Zhuge sent Dahei away, he still lowered his head to study the hexagram he had just accounted for. After a pause,
He heard a woman crying from a distance. The more she cried, the closer she came. After a while, she came under the window and opened the door. Before Er Zhuge could see who it was, the woman came. He grabbed him and said, crying and fussing: "Liu Xiude! Give me back my daughter! Where did your child seduce my daughter? Give it back to me..." Er Zhuge
My wife was so angry that when she saw San Xiangu coming, she was just in time to vent her anger and jumped down from the kang
Taught her and said: " Good thing you're here! Save me the trouble of looking for you! Your mother and daughter are so good at seducing my child
But you have the nerve to come to me! The two of us will go to the district to talk things over! "The two women rolled into a ball.
Er Zhuge couldn't pull him apart, and she no longer bothered to study his hexagrams. The third fairy met the old Er Zhuge
Po Already desperate for his life, he was a little timid at first and didn't dare to fight. After a while, he broke free
and left.
Er Zhuge's wife chased him out, but Er Zhuge's wife chased him out. Zhuge stopped him and cursed endlessly.
Ten Graces
Er Zhuge didn't sleep all night, reading over and over again: "Why hasn't Dahei come back? Why has Dahei returned?
p>Not coming back. "The next day we didn't know what to do, so we started walking towards the district. Halfway there, we saw Dahei and three militiamen coming back from a distance, as well as an assistant and a traffic officer from the district. He shouted from a distance: "Dahei! How about it? Does it matter? Dahei said: "It's okay!" Don't be afraid! "As he spoke
he walked up to the front, and the assistant and the three militiamen left first. Dahei told the traffic officer: "This is me
Dad! Then he said to Er Zhuge: "There is a rumor from the District that you and Yu Fu's wife are here." You go ahead, it's okay! Erhei
Erhei and Xiaoqin let go as soon as they arrived at the district. The district chief has long heard that Xingwang and Jinwang are not the same. They have been detained and sent assistants to our village to hold a meeting to investigate their rampage.
Evidence of dominance. I just asked when I got there, and I heard that the district administration allowed Erhei and Xiaoqin to get married. Er Zhuge said: "It's fine if you don't commit a crime, but you can't get married. Your destiny is wrong!" Didn't you hear that Tim
taught me what to do? Dahei said: "I don't know, it's probably nothing serious." You go ahead, I'll go back and sue my mother first. The traffic officer said: "Old man!" Now I’ve met you! You go ahead and I'll pass it on
That one! "After saying that, he followed Daheixiang.
When Er Zhuge arrived at the district, he saw Xiao Er Hei and Xiao Qin sitting on a bench. He pointed at Xiao Er
Hei scolded: "You are causing trouble! Let you go." Why don't you go back soon? You scared me to death!"
The district chief said: "Why is the district office a place for insults?" Er Zhuge stopped talking. The district chief asked:
"Are you Liu Xiude?" Er Zhuge replied: "Yes!" asked: "Have you adopted a child-raised daughter-in-law for Liu Erhei
?" Answer: "Yes!" asked: "How old are you this year?" The answer: "If you are a monkey, you are twelve years old."
The district chief said: "If a girl is under fifteen, she cannot be engaged, and she will be returned to her parents' home." , Liu Erhei is already engaged to Yu Xiaoqin!" Er Zhuge said: "She only has one father, and she doesn't know where to escape. There is no way to retreat.
Retirement. Girls under fifteen cannot get engaged. That's just a government rule. In fact, there are many people getting engaged at the age of seven or eight in the countryside. Please give the district chief some grace..." The district chief said: "Any illegal engagement
has to be withdrawn as long as one party is not willing to do so!" Er Zhuge said: "I am willing to do this between two families!" The district chief asked the child Erhei said: "Liu Erhei! Are you willing?" Xiao Erhei said: "No!" Er
Zhuge's temper got worse again. He glared at Xiao Erhei and said, "It's up to you. "What?" said the district chief: "It's not up to him to get engaged, is it up to you? Old man! It's not up to you to get married now!" , If you really don’t have a natal family, you can consider her as your daughter.” Er Zhuge said:
“That’s okay, but you have to ask the district chief for grace, and you can’t let him get engaged to Yu Fu! "
The district chief said: "You have nothing to do with this!" Er Zhuge said anxiously: "Please be kind to the district chief.
This is a matter of life. !" Then he said to Xiao Erhei: "Erhei! Don't be confused!
This is your whole life!"
Don't be confused, old man! ;Forcing your nineteen-year-old child to marry a twelve-year-old girl will probably make you angry for the rest of your life! p>It doesn’t matter if you want it or not, just go back! If the child bride has no place to retire, she will become your daughter-in-law!"
Er Zhuge still wants to ask the district chief." Grace grace,” a traffic officer pushed him out.
p>Human eyes and ears. In fact, she was very happy to let Xiaoqin suffer a loss, so after having a fuss with Er Zhuge's wife for a while, she went back and went to bed. The next morning, she got up very late. Although Yu Fu was more anxious than her, he had no idea and didn't dare to wake her up, so he had to cook first. When the meal was almost ready, , Sanxiangu slowly got up to dress up, Yu Fu asked her: "Don't you want to ask about Xiaoqin?" She said: "What is she doing? Her skills How old are you?" Yu Fu didn't dare to say anything. He cooked the meal and put it by the stove. He waited until she was dressing up before eating.
Before the meal was finished, the traffic officer from the district came to take her there. She seemed very proud, and said in a long voice: "We can't take care of my daughter when she's grown up, so I'll ask the district chief to discipline her for us!" She finished her meal,
Put on new clothes, a new handkerchief, embroidered shoes, and lace trousers, apply powder again, and add some jewelry.
Then she asked Yu Fu to mount a donkey for her. She rode on it, and Yu Fu Catch up with her and head up to the district.
Arrived at the district.
The traffic officer led her to the district chief's house. She climbed down and kowtowed, shouting repeatedly: "District Chief, you have to make the decision for me!" The district chief was writing on the table. , seeing her kneeling on the ground with her head lowered and her head covered with silver jewelry, I thought she was the young daughter-in-law who was angry with her mother-in-law two days ago. Then he said, "Didn't your mother-in-law have a guarantor? Why didn't you find a guarantor?" The third fairy girl didn't understand the reason and looked up at the district chief's face. When the district chief saw that she was an old woman wearing powder, she realized that she had mistakenly recognized the person. The traffic officer said: "We have mistaken the person! This is Yu Xiaoqin's mother!" The district chief looked her over and said:
"Are you Xiaoqin's mother? Get up! Don't pretend to be a ghost! I Everything is clear! Get up!”
The third fairy stood up. The district chief asked: "How old are you this year?" Sanxiangu said: "Forty-five."
The district chief said: "See for yourself whether you dress like a human being or not?" Standing by the door A little girl of about ten
years old from the same village giggled. The traffic officer said: "Go outside and play!" The little girl ran away. The district chief asked:
"You know how to be in a state of trance, right?" Sanxian Gu did not dare to answer. The district chief asked: "Did you find a husband's house for your daughter?" Sanxiangu replied: "We found it!" Asked: "How much did it cost?" Answer: "Three thousand and five!"
Ask: "What else is there?" Answer: "Some jewelry cloth!" Question: "Have you discussed it with your daughter?
Application: "No!" Question: "You "Is my daughter willing?" Answer: "I don't know!"
The district chief said: "I'll call you and ask her personally!"
He then said to the traffic officer: "Go and call Yu Xiaoqin!"
The little girl who ran out just now ran outside and announced that she had a wife who was in a lawsuit. She was four years old and fifteen. Pink, wearing floral shoes. All the women nearby came to see them and crowded into half of the courtyard, muttering: "Look! He's forty-five!" Look at those trouser legs! "Look at those fancy shoes!" "Sanxian Gu has never blushed in half her life, but now she can't hold her breath, and streaks of hot sweat are flowing on her face. The traffic officer led Xiaoqin here, Deliberately said: "What are you looking at? He is also a human being, right? Have you never seen him? Get out of the way! "A group of girls
People laughed.
Calling Xiaoqin over, the district chief said: "Ask your daughter if she is willing! "Sanxiangu only heard
people in the courtyard saying "forty-five" and "wearing flower shoes". She was so ashamed that she could only wipe her sweat and could no longer speak.
People in the courtyard Suddenly the conversation changed again, and everyone said, "That's someone else's daughter." "A daughter is not as good at dressing up as my mother."
Some people also said, "I heard that she can even get into trouble." But there was someone who knew the details. Intermittently telling the story of "the rice is rotten", Sanxiangu wanted to die.
The district chief said: "If you don't ask, I will ask for you!" Yu Xiaoqin, are you willing to marry the in-law your mother has found for you? Xiaoqin said: "I don't want to!" Do I know who they are? "The district chief said to Sanxiangu: "Did you hear it? "He then told her about the law on marriage autonomy, saying that Xiao Qin and Xiao Erhei's engagement was completely legal. He also ordered her to return the money and things sent by the Wu family intact, and let Xiao Qin Marrying the waiter
Hei. She was ashamed and agreed one by one.
What happened to Twelve?
The three militiamen returned to Liujia'ao. It was said that the district chief had detained Xingwang and Jinwang and sent assistants
to investigate their crimes. Everyone applauded and applauded them. After lunch, a mass meeting was held in the temple.
The village chief reported the purpose of the meeting and asked everyone to cite the facts of the evil deeds of the two of them. At first, everyone was afraid that they would come back to take revenge if they could not be brought down. No one said anything for a while. A few people who were too timid also quietly advised everyone: "Those who endure the trouble will be safe.
"A young man who was crushed by the two of them said: "Have I never endured this before? The more you endure, the less safe you will be! If you don’t tell me, I will! "
He first started with Jin Wang leading the bandits to his house to kidnap him. After talking about four or five things in a row, he said:
"I'll take a break before talking about it. Let others do it first. Tell me a few styles! " As soon as he started talking, many people who had been victimized rushed to talk about it: some had spent money on them, some had been forced to hang themselves by them, and some had lost their property to him
They are overlords, and their wives have been raped by them. They also sent militiamen to cut firewood for them, and hired peasants to hoe their fields and collect grain. , send money privately, force the militiamen to tie up people,... you do one thing for him
One case, from noon to sunset, the police said fifty or sixty things
The district sent the two of them to the county based on these charges. After the county confirmed the charges one by one, in addition to asking them to compensate everyone for their losses, the county sentenced them to fifteen years in prison.
After this meeting, everyone in the village dared to stand up. Soon, the village cadres were re-elected, and the villagers no longer dared to vote for the bad guys. , Jin Wang’s wife naturally also lost the election.
But she changed her tone and said, “I will also make progress in the future. ”
The two immortals also changed: Sanxiangu was surrounded by a group of women in the district that day and looked at her for a long time.
I felt really embarrassed and went back to study in the mirror. For a moment, I was really dressed up. I also thought that my daughter was about to get married, so why should I act so smart? Then I made up my mind to put my own. He changed his clothes from top to bottom to look like an elder, and quietly removed the incense table that he had been pretending to be a ghost for thirty years.
Er Zhuge. When I returned from the district that day, I mentioned to my wife that Erhei and Xiaoqin were in conflict over their fates. His wife said: "Put away your gossip! Didn’t you say that Erhei was great this time? You will have to learn a lesson about farts throughout your life. What will happen to you? I think Xiaoqin is quite good, it would be great if she can get along with Erhei
What fate is relatively wrong? Don’t you remember ‘not suitable for planting’? "Er Zhuge didn't believe in his own yin and yang when he saw his wife, so he was embarrassed to show off his tricks in front of others.
Xiao Qin and Xiao Erhei went back to their respective homes. , seeing that the tempers of the old people had changed, they asked the neighbors to take advantage of the situation and negotiate, and the two gods agreed to their marriage.
Later, both families made preparations. Just passed the door. After passing the door, the young couple were very proud. The neighbors said they were the best couple in the village.
The couple could not help but talk and play in their bedroom. Words: Xiao Erhei's studious Sanxiangu sang "Marriage in the previous life was determined by fate" when she was in a state of trance
The naughty children went to listen to the window and learned these two sentences, so they gave the two immortals new nicknames: the three immortals
The aunt called them "marriage in the previous life", and the two Zhuge called them "the wrong destiny".
Written in Taihang, May 1943
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