Requesting all the lines for Beijing Satellite TV's cross talk "Full of Knowledge".

Lines from Crosstalk "Full of Knowledge"

Performance: Funny: Miao Fu/Praise: Wang Sheng

Miao Fu: To be honest, I am very confused

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Wang Sheng: Yes

Miao Fu: As a teacher

Wang Sheng: Wait a minute, Teacher Miao

Miao Fu: What's the matter?

Wang Sheng: You are in a very bad mood

Miao Fu: Uneasy

Wang Sheng: Do you mean to say uneasy

Miao Fu: Ah, yes, you’ll forgive me

Wang Sheng: Uneasy

Miao Fu: I’m so ugly right from the start, my cultural purpose is really...

Wang Sheng: Accomplishment! Cultural attainments,

Miao Fu: Good, good, good

Wang Sheng: You can use this kind of word, but not this kind of word. It is best to speak in plain English

Miao Fu: Yes, yes, yes. In this regard, I can’t compare with the teacher Wang Sheng next to me. To be honest, I can’t compare.

Wang Sheng: Don’t dare, don’t dare

Miao Fu: Teacher Wang Sheng is a serious person. University graduate

Wang Sheng: I am still serious

Miao Fu: You are not like me. I took correspondence courses after the third grade of elementary school. I...

Wang Sheng: Who sent you the teaching materials?

Miao Fu: Isn’t this what he said from his modesty?

Wang Sheng: Don’t talk like that

Miao Fu: Mr. Wang Sheng graduated from Shaanxi Dining University. In the past few years at Shaanxi Dining University...

Wang Sheng: Have I changed my job again?

Miao Fu: No, your school is...

Wang Sheng: Shaanxi Normal University

Miao Fu: Yes, yes, Shaanxi Normal University, A top student in the School of Liberal Arts at that time

Wang Sheng: I dare not

Miao Fu: How many years have I been studying repairing imported excavators?

Wang Sheng : Can you chat?

Miao Fu: What's wrong?

Wang Sheng: Huh, what's wrong? At the School of Liberal Arts of Shaanxi Normal University, I studied repairing imported excavators. Why didn’t I go to Lanxiang Technical School?

Miao Fu: I...I never went to college

Wang Sheng: Then you ask

Miao Fu: The more you forgive, the more you atone

Wang Sheng: Please forgive me

Miao Fu: I have no experience of going to college, but I heard that Mr. Wang was one of the four most talented people in the Faculty of Arts back then

Wang Sheng: Without me

Miao Fu: He does nine things

Wang Sheng: I do nine things

Miao Fu: I knew this even when I asked about it Things

Wang Sheng: Farewell to the four great talents

Miao Fu: Huh?

Wang Sheng: I am not even one of the Eight Great Vajras

Miao Fu: How come I am not one of the Eight Great Vajras?

Wang Sheng: I am the ninth person

Miao Fu: Aren’t you arranged like this? The eldest child is the third child, the second child is the fifth child, the third child, the seventh child? You, the ninth child

Wang Sheng: Is the School of Liberal Arts sorting out the arithmetic sequence?

Miao Fu: This shows that you are both civil and military.

Wang Sheng: Never heard of it

Miao Fu: To be honest now, I have to replenish my energy. , because they are full of knowledge and we are a pair of partners. To be honest, I am also so uneasy.

I have to get along with others. I have also started reading recently

Wang Sheng: Oh?

Miao Fu: Now you can say that I am, reaching the point where I can’t let go of the scroll

Wang Sheng: Why are you hungry again? I want to take a scroll and eat it

Wang Sheng: I can’t let go of the scroll

Miao Fu: I can’t let go of the scroll. I read all kinds of Chinese and foreign classics every day.

Wang Sheng : Do you watch them all?

Miao Fu: Ang, what about "Detective Conan", "One Piece", etc.

Wang Sheng: Cut

Miao Fu: I get it and read it every day

Wang Sheng: You add a copy of "Dragon Ball" and a copy of "Saint Seiya". Do you know these are called the Four Great Classics?

Miao Fu: What's going on

Wang Sheng: Where can I read comics?

Miao Fu: I want to develop the habit of reading. Use comics to seduce me first

Wang Sheng: Cultivate me

Miao Fu: Cultivate me

Wang Sheng: Books cannot seduce you

Miao Fu: Don’t we also read the four major classics?

Wang Sheng: Oh?

Miao Fu: What you just said, we have to take a good look at it

Wang Sheng: Really?

Miao Fu: Because of us, to be honest, when we were young, we were born in the 1980s

Wang Sheng: Who? You just mentioned an age bracket

Miao Fu: Me? Born in the 1980s

Wang Sheng: Are you looking old?

Miao Fu: I am a little anxious, you know?

Wang Sheng: Are you still born in the 1980s when you look like this?

Miao Fu: When I was a child, I watched the TV series adapted from the four major classics

Wang Sheng: This is true

Miao Fu: Especially "Journey to the West". I watch this when I turn on the TV during winter and summer vacations

Wang Sheng: Many

Miao Fu: "Journey to the West" 》 Sun Wukong

Wang Sheng: Yes, yes

Miao Fu: Ding, Ding, Deng... The monkey is up, Deng, Deng, Deng... The monkey is up, Deng, Deng... .

Wang Sheng: Please let the monkey rest for a while, okay?

Miao Fu: Very impressed

Wang Sheng: I danced three times

Miao Fu: I just like watching this. The theme song till now is The memory is still fresh

Wang Sheng: Just open your mouth and sing

Miao Fu: Mandarin ducks and butterflies fly together in the garden. The spring scenery is intoxicating.

Quietly ask the holy monk , Is my daughter beautiful? Is my daughter beautiful? Brother Yudi, Brother Yudi

Brother Yudi gives me a laugh

Wang Sheng: Hey

Miao Fu: What are you doing and ignore me

Wang Sheng: Is this the theme song of Journey to the West?

Miao Fu: Ang

Wang Sheng: I’m so ashamed for you, you know?

Miao Fu: What’s wrong?

Wang Sheng: Have you watched the 25th episode of Daughter's Kingdom

Miao Fu: Maybe this episode has a deeper impression

Wang Sheng: You hold the horse and I carry the theme song Dan

Miao Fu: Oh~ I remember it, I remember it, there are many more

Wang Sheng: There are more?

Miao Fu: For example, The Legend of Kettle.

I also like to watch The Legend of the Kettle

Wang Sheng: Have you seen the Legend of the Kettle?

Miao Fu: There are one hundred and eight big kettles

Wang Sheng : Ouch, what a big boiler room this is

Miao Fu: Everyone is a hero, what kind of boiler room

Wang Sheng: Do heroes call themselves kettles?

Miao Fu: There is that book

Wang Sheng: "Water Margin"

Miao Fu: Water Margin

Wang Sheng: Liangshan Bo

Miao Fu: With Zhu Yingtai

Wang Sheng: I know that

Miao Fu: You also talk about Liaozhai, so do I...

Wang Sheng: OK, OK, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Ying are another story

Miao Fu: The Liangshan you just mentioned

Wang Sheng: Shuibo Liangshan

Miao Fu: Song Jiang, right

Wang Sheng: Yes, yes, yes

Miao Fu: Hu Sanniang

Wang Sheng: Yes

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Miao Fu: Turned into a butterfly

Wang Sheng: Oops

Miao Fu: I have seen this, you also talk about Liaozhai

Wang Sheng: Don’t talk about Liao Zhai

Miao Fu: How come?

Wang Sheng: Zhu Yingtai is the only one who can transform into a butterfly

Miao Fu: Is there such a thing?

Miao Fu: Anyway, there are only 108 generals

Wang Sheng: Yes, yes, yes

Miao Fu: I won’t read after 108 generals

Wang Sheng: Don’t want to watch?

Miao Fu: Fighting all the time

Wang Sheng: Hey

Miao Fu: What’s the point of fighting all the time?

Wang Sheng: You Who are you looking at who isn’t fighting?

Miao Fu: For example, look at the one fighting wits and bravery

Wang Sheng: What?

Miao Fu: Three Kingdoms

Wang Sheng: This is

Miao Fu: "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" classic Wei, Shu and Wu are so good to watch this one

Especially for me to read Military Advisor

Wang Sheng: Counselor

Miao Fu: Counselors compete with each other

Wang Sheng: Yes

Miao Fu: Especially those counselors inside

Wang Sheng: Which ones?

Miao Fu: I like those three the most

Wang Sheng: Three of them

Miao Fu: Zhuge Liang is the first one. Kong Ming and Wolong are my favorites

They are all very smart.

Borrowing arrows from a straw boat, attacking Zhujiazhuang three times, and exploring the bottomless pit four times

Wang Sheng: Attacking Zhujiazhuang three times? Zhu Yingtai turned into a butterfly after being rescued, right?

Miao Fu: Why did she turn into a butterfly again?

Wang Sheng: What kind of memories are you carrying? I'll tell you again

Miao Fu: A battle of wits..

Wang Sheng: Remember, these three can't compete with each other in a battle of wits and courage

Miao Fu : Why?

Wang Sheng: These three *** are the same person

Miao Fu: Will he not fight?

Wang Sheng: If you can’t fight, how can you fight alone?

Miao Fu: I think the biggest enemy in life is myself, can I control myself?

Wang Sheng: You don’t need to read the book, you have understood it all

Miao Fu: Besides, with my image and temperament, I can see those old fights Is it about killing?

Wang Sheng: You have to look at some archaeological data, right, so that you can dig yourself out

Miao Fu: What I love the most are things about talented men and beautiful women

Wang Sheng: Oh Hei, don’t disgust me

Miao Fu: Let me give you a simple example

Wang Sheng: You look like a talented person and a beautiful woman.

Miao Fu: My favorite book

Wang Sheng: What book

Miao Fu: "The Twelve Hairpins of Jinling"

Wang Sheng: Yes

Miao Fu: "The Twelve Hairpins of Jinling" is also called "A Dream of Red Mansions"

Wang Sheng: I can't tell you anything else

Miao Fu : Great, look at this "A Dream of Red Mansions"

Wang Sheng: Hey

Miao Fu: How good is Cao Xueqin in it

Wang Sheng: This is the author, If it’s not in the book, just look at the title page, right? Cao Xueqin, the book is closed

Miao Fu: I just look at the title page

Wang Sheng: What the hell is this

Miao Fu: Cao Xueqin, I like this person

Wang Sheng: Yeah

Miao Fu: Author, good guy, it turns out that when I was young, my family was very rich.

Wang Sheng: Yes

Miao Fu: Later, the family fell into decline

Wang Sheng: Huh?

Miao Fu: In his later years, he could only survive by selling books and celery.

Wang Sheng: Wait...

Miao Fu : Later it was spread that Clay Figure Zhang, Xueqin Cao...

Wang Sheng: Selling Xuelihong? Celery? Where did you see it?

Miao Fu: Xue Qin Cao, Xue Lihong? Celery.

He has to live, you know

Wang Sheng: If you call Cao Xueqin, you will be a peddler, right?

Miao Fu: I'm thinking about it this way

Wang Sheng: You haven’t read this book, not at all

Miao Fu: Why haven’t I read it

Wang Sheng: You don’t remember clearly

Miao Fu: There is a line of words in it that I still remember clearly

Wang Sheng: A line of words?

Miao Fu: Is there any "Wang Ning Mei"

Wang Sheng: You just mentioned this, and it was used as the theme song in the TV series adaptation

Miao Fu: Yes

Wang Sheng: That’s right

Miao Fu: The music is so nice

Wang Sheng: Yes

Miao Fu: And sing it There were four lines of the poem that set the scene before

Wang Sheng: Is that called the poem that sets the scene? Read the four lines of the poem quickly

Miao Fu: It’s very nice

Wang Sheng: Yes

Miao Fu: Read it in a recital tone

Wang Sheng: A recital tone?

Miao Fu: It feels very good

Wang Sheng: Can you read it?

Miao Fu: So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so so, so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so little over the years to do so

Wang Sheng: Okay

Miao Fu : Ashamed, ashamed, ashamed

Wang Sheng: Your poem is all-encompassing

Miao Fu: Ah

Wang Sheng: Full of imagination

Miao Fu: Whatever you want, you can get it

Wang Sheng: You, you, you, I, you, you, I watched it when you were young

Miao Fu: I mainly let you watch this recitation

Wang Sheng: It’s just a tune without words, right?

Miao Fu: Isn’t the main thing we’re talking about "Wang Ningmei"

Wang Sheng: Does "Wang Ningmei" have words?

Miao Fu: There are words, and it sounds so good when sung. One is Langyuan Xianpa (Wang Sheng: I guessed it right for a while), the other is Meiyu Wuxia (so beautifully written), the other is Carrying a Load, and the other is Hold the horse

Wang Sheng: Go, go, go

Miao Fu: Why do you keep pushing me?

Wang Sheng: I really can’t stand it anymore

Miao Fu: What's the matter

Wang Sheng: This is the Bajie Sha Seng behind Baoyu Daiyu in "Wang Ningmei"

Miao Fu: Just Can't you follow the two book boys?

Wang Sheng: There is no such word at all

Miao Fu: Didn't you just tell me to lead the horse and carry the load?

Wang Sheng: No, you have remembered it again, right?

Miao Fu: Didn’t I just read these books recently?

Wang Sheng: I just read this book

Miao Fu: The more familiar you are, the less careful you may look

Wang Sheng: Oops

Miao Fu: Those who drown are those who know how to use water

Wang Sheng: Just read what you said in "The Analects"

Miao Fu: I haven't been reading some other unfamiliar books recently

Wang Sheng: What book to read

Miao Fu: For example, have you heard of "The Classic of Mountains and Seas"? Have you heard of "The Classic of Mountains and Seas"? Human beings are born with similar nature and good habits

Wang Sheng : This is called "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" and this is called "The Classic of Mountains and Seas"

Miao Fu: What is the Classic of Characters

Wang Sheng: Do you know "The Classic of Mountains and Seas"? Or "The Classic of Mountains and Seas"

Miao Fu: Isn’t it a fairy tale?

Wang Sheng: That’s right. You just read the four major classics, “This Good Guy Swallowed Jujube”, and can’t remember it. The Classic of Mountains and Seas (What’s Wrong)? The classical text of the pre-Qin Dynasty Jiqu Naiya, you can come here

Miao Fu: What did you just say

Wang Sheng: It was just an illusion

Miao Fu: I am the main one Do you know if you want to read stories? It mainly depends on me telling you a few stories and you will understand. You just need to see if I have seen "Jingwei Reclamation"

Wang Sheng: Yo

Miao Fu: Is there any?

Wang Sheng: It is contained in "The Great Wild West Classic"

Miao Fu: I don't know where it is, I just saw this one

Wang Sheng: I have seen this story

Miao Fu: "Jingwei Reclamation of the Sea"

Wang Sheng: Even if he has read it

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Miao Fu: Why fill the sea?

Wang Sheng: Why

Miao Fu: A big traitor, a good guy, who has taken refuge with the Japanese. Just catch him and press him down. You know

Wang Sheng: Jingwei reclaimed the sea and filled the sea with Wang Jingwei.

Miao Fu: Did you know that he was pressed down alive? Haven’t you seen this after filling the sea?

Wang Sheng: I really have no choice but to tell you "Jingwei Reclamation of the Sea" It's not me who wants to learn from others. Jingwei is not Wang Jingwei. He is the daughter of the sun god Yandi, whose nickname is Nvwa

Miao Fu: Supplement God, I know

Wang Sheng: That may be what happened when I grew up. When I was a child, my nickname was Nvwa. On this day, I crossed the sea in a small boat and capsized in the waves? My immortal soul turned into a water bird and was named Nvwa. Jingwei filled up the sea with stones in his mouth to take revenge. This is called "Jingwei's reclamation of the sea"

Miao Fu: Oops

Wang Sheng: Do you understand?

Miao Fu: After all, you are so full of knowledge

Wang Sheng: Don’t you dare?

Miao Fu: I understand that Emperor Yan’s daughter is called Jingwei (by the way) one day nothing will happen Rowing on the sea, a wave came over. Jingwei saw that the wind was too strong, what happened?

Wang Sheng: How can there be a Baoji man here?

Miao Fu: Emperor Yan Are you not from Baoji? The Yandi Mausoleum is still in Baoji

Wang Sheng: What you say destroys the beauty of myth

Miao Fu: We respect historical facts

Wang Sheng: You don’t remember clearly

Miao Fu: Anyway, I remember this and other things clearly

Wang Sheng: What else

Miao Fu : There are always widows chasing the sun, right? What's going on with the widows chasing the sun?

Wang Sheng: I really know this story

Miao Fu: Oh, tell me about it

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Wang Sheng: After Wang Jingwei died, his wife Chen Bijun became a widow and had no way to live, so she chased her to Japan and went to Japan as a widow

Miao Fu: Well said and summed up perfectly. Oops, Teacher Wang, your summary is different from what I summarized.

Wang Sheng: If you do this, pull out your swollen lower lip, cover your face, and run along this path. Can you run as far as you want

Miao Fu: What's wrong

Wang Sheng: I can't recognize it after losing it

Miao Fu: What does it mean to lose this Where are the people?

Wang Sheng: Is there a widow chasing the sun? This story is called "Kuafu Chasing the Sun", also known as "Kuafu Chasing the Sun"

Miao Fu: "Kuafu Chasing the Sun"

Wang Sheng: This is also a tribal leader

Miao Fu: Chasing the Sun

Wang Sheng: That’s right

Miao Fu: I can’t catch up every day. Oops, the sun is running too fast.

Wang Sheng: Not every tribal leader is from Baoji

Miao Fu: Why don’t I give it to you, the descendants of Yan and Huang? Change to Huangling dialect

Wang Sheng: You'd better tell a story that you remember very clearly

Miao Fu: I remember it clearly

Wang Sheng: Yes The ones in Conan are fine too

Miao Fu: Which one has problems? No one can do it

Wang Sheng: Any one can do it as long as you take it off at the beach

Miao Fu: The third prince Nituo

Wang Sheng: Who are you asking?

Miao Fu: Chentangguan Li Jing has three sons, Jin Tuo, Mutuo and Nituo

Wang Sheng: Yes

Miao Fu: How can I trust the third prince? You have an impression?

Wang Sheng: Oh, or you have a bad mind

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Miao Fu: What's wrong?

Wang Sheng: You didn't remember the names of the three of them. The boss, Jin Tuo, the second, Mu Tuo, the third, Pi Tuo

Miao Fu: I have I have

Wang Sheng: What do you have? Do you have gold, wood, wood, nezha?

Miao Fu: Where, where?

Wang Sheng: You I just said something in English, right?

Miao Fu: That’s the word where

Wang Sheng: Have you ever been to a temple?

Miao Fu ：Been there

Yeah

Wang Sheng: The Namo Amitabha written on the wall is read out as Namo Amitabha

Miao Fu: Why?

Wang Sheng: Sanskrit Na

Miao Fu: Isn’t it all simplified?

Wang Sheng: Traditional Chinese is traditional

Miao Fu: What you mean is traditional

Wang Voice: Sanskrit translated from India

Miao Fu: Then his name should be

Wang Voice: Nezha

Miao Fu: Nezha "Nezha" "Haohai" I like to read this story the most. The good guy got very dirty one day.

Wang Sheng: Nezha

Miao Fu: He's a kid covered in mud. ? Let’s play around and see why it’s dirty. What should I do? There is a sea right in front of the shower

Wang Sheng: Bohai Bay is there

Miao Fu: I pulled my bellyband off with a click

Wang Sheng: It’s all grown on your body, right?

Miao Fu: If it sticks to you, you’ll jump into the sea

Wang Sheng: You can use it Onomatopoeia

Miao Fu: Pfft, jump into the sea and swim. While swimming, he rubs the mud and he has to clean it up. But there is also a third prince in the Dragon Palace

Wang Sheng: Three Dragon Kings Prince

Miao Fu: The Third Prince of the Dragon King Braised Pancakes

Wang Sheng: Ao Bing

Miao Fu: Ao Bing is eating braised pancakes there and is enjoying himself The good guy floated down, and the stained mud floated down. The third prince saw that the dragon's beard was covered with stained mud

Wang Sheng: Oh my god

Miao Fu: At that time I was so anxious that I put down this bowl. What is this for? Well, why are there so many mud stains?

Wang Sheng: The third prince has delivered express delivery before

Miao Fu: Why did this change back?

Wang Sheng: What kind of accent are these?

Miao Fu: Isn’t this close to the sea?

Wang Sheng: Those who are close to the sea are from Tangshan

Miao Fu: Those who are close to the sea are Yaksha

Wang Sheng: There are also Yaksha

Miao Fu: Go up and kill them Him

Wang Sheng: Good Culture

Miao Fu: Is this the beginning of Yaksha? Taking this fork and taking his little friends, razor clam essence, sea melon seed essence, kelp essence, they all went up.

Wang Sheng: How did kelp become a spirit?

Miao Fu: Do you imagine? Do you imagine a soft fairy?

Wang Sheng: Okay

Miao Fu: Now we went up to the sea and saw Nezha washing there. What are you doing? What are you doing there? What’s wrong with the water?

Wang Sheng: A third prince of Tangshan led A Henan Yaksha, a courier, and a noodle seller

Miao Fu: You are not

Wang Sheng: Doesn’t this all belong to the city management? This is all

Miao Fu: I am here to distinguish the characters

Wang Sheng: There are no characters here

Miao Fu: Oh, the wind is too strong.

Wang Sheng: Fine Wei

Miao Fu: What are you doing

Wang Sheng: Third Prince

Miao Fu: What are you doing

Wang Sheng: Yaksha

Miao Fu: How clearly can you tell the difference between characters?

Wang Sheng: I shouldn’t pick on me like this

Miao Fu: You have to understand this Principle

Wang Sheng: What are you doing?

Miao Fu: Good guy Nezha is not a bad guy.

Wang Sheng: That’s right

Miao Fu: The fight is about to begin

Wang Sheng: What about the spiritual beads

Miao Fu: Nezha uses his hula hoop and long handkerchief to beat him

Wang Sheng: Nezha also practiced rhythmic gymnastics

Miao Fu: Where is the rhythmic gymnastics here?

Wang Sheng: Where did the long handkerchief come from

Miao Fu: He has two weapons

Wang Sheng: Huntian Ling Qiankun Circle

Miao Fu: Huntian Ling Qiankun Ling

Wang Sheng : reversed

Miao Fu: One circle and one damask

Wang Sheng: Yes, yes, yes

Miao Fu:

Come and fight the general. Come and fight the general.

Wang Sheng: This is still a hula hoop.

Miao Fu: I don’t know how to use this weapon

Wang Sheng: The treasure was struck in mid-air

Miao Fu: It was struck in mid-air, and the fighting started. The beating got stronger and stronger, and the waves soon started to rise

Wang Sheng: The river was overturned.

Miao Fu: At this moment, Jingwei happened to be rowing a boat. Oh, the wind and waves

Wang Sheng: Get out

Miao Fu: What's wrong

Wang Sheng: What is Jingwei doing here now?

Miao Fu: The waves are coming, the waves are coming

Wang Sheng: Why did she get caught while surfing?

Miao Fu: I just thought about it

Wang Sheng: No, there will be no Jingwei

Miao Fu: Without Jingwei, the sea water will rise anyway The higher it gets, the higher it gets. Soon Jinshan Temple is flooded. Fahai is chanting sutras there. What are you doing? Who am I to offend?

Wang Sheng: Never heard of it

Extended information

"Full of Knowledge" is a crosstalk work performed by Shaanxi actors Miao Fu and Wang Sheng on the Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala on the evening of January 31, 2014 (the first day of the Lunar New Year in the Year of the Horse). The crosstalk combines traditional Chinese cultural idioms , mythical stories and foreign mythology are combined to achieve the effect of gathering ancient and modern Chinese and foreign myths.

The entire crosstalk covers jokes such as Jingwei Reclamation, Kuafu Chasing the Sun, Nezha Cao Hai, and Shui Man Jinshan Temple, etc., and uses Baoji dialect, Wuhan dialect, Tangshan dialect, Henan dialect, Sichuan dialect and other dialects. Combined organically, there are a lot of laughs.

In February 2014, the crosstalk series "Full of Knowledge" will be featured in the CCTV Year of the Horse Lantern Festival Gala.