Talking about Sleeping Humor

1. I want to have a good rest during the day because I want to sleep at night.

2, don't cry, don't make trouble, I just turn over and sleep.

3. Sleepy in spring, sleepy in autumn, sleepy in summer and sleepless in March in winter.

4, coping with fatigue: sleep. Coping with fear: sleeping. Deal with a cold; Go to sleep. Deal with lovelorn; Still sleeping.

Give me a bed so that I can sleep till the end of the world.

6, the world of mortals is the most ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, it is better to sleep at home.

7. Some people play more than you, sleep earlier than you and do better in exams.

8. Lazy sheep said: Happiness means eating and sleeping every day.

9. Teacher, I swear: I will definitely form the good habit of getting up early and going to bed late and eating on time.

10, sleep when you are tired and smile when you wake up.

1 1. I can't sleep every night. Getting up thinking about you is like sleeping pills.

12, struggling with three things every day. Can't sleep at night, can't get up in the morning. I regret going to bed too late last night.

13. Think of me more when you can't sleep, and don't waste time.

14, why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.

15, the old man fell asleep at the gate of the mental hospital, so I ran out.

16, why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

17. Sleeping is an art, please don't stop me from seeking art.

18, I woke up when I thought it was not funny, and I wanted to knock on your window with a quilt.

19, people who say good night to sleep are often still taking a shower after half an hour.

20. Sleeping every day is really tiring.