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The routine of flirting with your girlfriend

First, routine girlfriend warm-hearted paragraph 1, accompany his girlfriend shopping. Man: Honey, I want to drink yogurt. W: What flavor do you want? I'll get it for you. M: I want to drink 37. Woman: Fuck off. We'll talk about it tonight. 2.m: There are four things I like to do most every day. W: What four kinds? Man: Three meals a day, a good man is me. 3.w: where's my present for you? Do you like it? M: Thieves like it. W: Then why don't you take it? Man: I just told you that the thief liked it and it was stolen. In the street, my daughter-in-law asked me, who is more beautiful than the woman opposite me? I said without hesitation: of course you are beautiful. Wife: Hum, perfunctory me again. Me: Why are you perfunctory? What's the use of saying she's beautiful? She won't sleep with me at night. 5. girlfriend: what are you doing? You: I just finished eating, and now I'm going to see a movie. What does your girlfriend say? Want to see a movie or not directly return it to you? You: I miss you. Do you miss me too? Girlfriends laugh. Girlfriend: Without you: Well, even if I am sad, I will miss you. 6. You: What are you doing? Girlfriend: I just got up (it's already noon). You: piggy. Girlfriend: Hum. You: But I like the life of a pig, and I like you. 7. Girlfriend: I'm going to take a shower. You: How could you? Girlfriend: What's wrong with taking a shower? You: You should have taken me with you. 8. "There is a saying that the object is you." "What?" "At two o'clock, there is a word owed." 9. "What is the reverse?" I love you, too. 10, "Dear, let me learn to bark like a pig for you. Would you like to listen? " "Mm-hmm" "Mm-hmm ... after learning" 1 1 "Do you think there is shit in my head?" "This question is very strange, but I don't think so." "Tut tut, yes, after all, all I can think about is you." 12, "Do you smell burning" "No" "I went, you didn't smell it" "Do you smell it?" "Yes, my heart has been burning for you." 13, "Honey, do you think men can paint their nails?" "mom" and "dear son, mom loves you ~"14, "I think your eyes are really beautiful?" Really? But I still think my eyes are better than yours. Because I have you in my eyes. You are not in my heart now. Why, don't you love me? "No, I just took you out and kissed you. I'm going to put you back now." 16, "Dear, I have carefully observed you for a minute, and I feel that you are particularly like a person." "Who do you like?" "My Love" 17, "Let me ask you a philosophical question. What are the emotions of people? " "Music" and "Wrong! I love you "18," I think you look like cholesterol! " "Why do you say that about me? I have not offended you, have I? " "Because you disturb my little heart" 19. "Today, our teacher taught us to read 26 English letters, and I can't continue to learn half of them." "Why?" I will read it to you, abcdefghi…… ... I ... I love you. "I feel that I have been swimming recently." "I fell in love when I met you." Give your girlfriend a routine love story 1. It's good that you are getting fat again. There is another circle where I can like you. 2.M: I found someone secretly loves you! Woman: Who is it? Man: Me. Does this girl like reading? Woman: Yes. Man: Uncle likes to see you, too. 4. Man: "Do you know? Your eyes are so beautiful, I know what constellation you are! " Woman: "What is it?" Man: "Andromeda." (serious face) 5. If possible, I want to go to the seaside for a holiday with you, so that we can feel the freshness of the sea breeze. 6. I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God. 7. I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you hundreds of millions of times, as hot as a kiss on the equator. 8. Change your life with my three fireworks. The dust settles for you and overturns the prosperity of the world. 9. Stop torturing me. My heart was cut open. It's not blood that comes out, it's the fault of loving you. 10, sometimes I really want to kill you. What about other times? Other times, I want to love you forever. 1 1, everyone loves you so much that we can't live without you. You and I will be better with time in the future. 12, in sincerity, I know you and get along with you day and night. 13, I want to see your gentle face every day. The dimples on your face make me drunk without drinking. 14, I love you. If you don't accept me, it doesn't matter. I will always love you silently. 15, you are the Polaris in my life. With you, I will never lose my way in the vast sea again. 16, because it's really hard to forget you, so I can't bear to part with it. I love you with all my heart. 17, "I'm lost, woo hoo." "You should know this road best." "How to get to your heart?" 18, "Let me tell you, what does he/she look like that I like?" "Now turn on the front camera of the mobile phone and you can see him/her." 19, "Actually, my date is very nice, very cute and cute." "Yes, my object is good. Good for dogs. Good for cats. I will be better to you in the future. " 20. "I went for a checkup today, and the doctor said I was short of zinc, iron and calcium." "No wonder I can't sleep recently. I didn't understand it when I was in the hospital. " "Now that I see you, I understand." "Because: I lack you." I can't give you much warmth, but there is a word called doing my best. 2. Give you sugar, give you seeds of love, give you love, give you love. Can you get rid of your pride and love me madly next time? I don't need to distinguish between east, west, north and south. Anyway, I will go with you. I want to hold your hand until the end of the world. No matter when my life ends, I will accompany you with no regrets. 5. The cars and horses are slow, the sun is warm, and you look good. 6. The first time I cried because you weren't there, the first time I laughed because I met you, and the first time I laughed because I cried because I had you! 7. The most beautiful scenery and touching love words in the world can't compare with your smiling eyes when you look at me. 8. I never want to be rich. Being able to walk quietly through all the spring, summer, autumn and winter of my life with the people who love me and the people I love is my only greatest luxury. 9. If my hair is white and my face is late, will you still hold my hand gently? 10, I sometimes hope that my life is only one day, holding your hand from morning till night; Sometimes I wish my life was long and I could spend every sunset with you. 1 1, some people, once met, are one million years; Some heart, once started, flowing water under the bridge. 12, I hope to have someone like you, such as the refreshing wind in the mountains and the warm light in the ancient city, from the mountain to the study from morning till night, as long as it is you in the end. 13, if loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If being right equals not having you, I'd rather be wrong all my life. 14, even if one day, your footsteps become faltering, your hair turns white and your rosy face is covered with wrinkles, I will still hold your hand and walk in the afterglow of the sunset. 15, there will always be someone to accompany you to the ends of the earth, accompany you to relive the story and protect you from tears! 16. If there is an afterlife, let's be mice. Stupid. Love each other, live quietly, snuggle awkwardly. When the snow closed the mountain, I was in the haystack, hugging you tightly and biting your ear. 17, if the whole world denies you, I will accompany you to deny the whole world. 18, there are all kinds of customs in the world, but I have a special liking. As long as my heart is still beating, it is beating because of you. Having you is a wonderful life, and my confidence comes from your charm. 19, your heart is the corner of my sea and the end of the world. I can't walk any further. We have traveled to the ends of the earth in this life, not halfway around the world, but accompanied by human beings. 20. Maybe I won't please you very much, but I really put my heart into it. Maybe I don't know much about romance, but I never give you any fetters. Maybe it is not good enough for me to express my love for you, but I will love you forever with my actions. 3 1, love a person with your heart, treat each other sincerely, communicate sincerely and be persistent. From the day I met you, every step I took was to get closer to you. Meeting the right person at the right time is not a strong temptation, but a permanent peace of mind. I always want to sneak a look at you when I'm hungry, probably because it's delicious. 5. Thank you for your time, being impartial, avoiding the distractions, and letting me meet you by chance. Girl, you left something in my car. What is your noble temperament? 7. I went running today and ran a model that loves you. Please put aside what you are doing first, and let's talk about a life-long event. 9.m: Beauty, do you have a pen? Lend me your phone number Woman: Man: Come on, what's your phone number? 10, M: Do you have fifty cents? Woman: Yes, man: I have fifty cents, too. Let's work together. 1 1, M: Talk about girls: What are you talking about? M: Falling in love 12, your lip shape is very beautiful, suitable for saying that you love me, more suitable for kissing me 13, can you smoke? No, how can you smoke beautifully? 14 You have something on your face. What? Handsome all over his face. 15. When will you go out of the wall? I'm still waiting outside the wall. 16. You are a lovely boy. I'm cute. 17. Why are you so curtilage? Always in my heart, I can't go out. 18, that's very kind of you. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. 19, do you know my last name? Don't you know? I will be happy after meeting you! In Me Before You, I have my own standards. After I met you, you were the standard.