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You don't have to go to work to blow a typhoon.

You don't have to go to work to blow a typhoon. The circle of friends told a funny article-1. Silent, it rained heavily during the typhoon, and Tida's wiper actually broke.

Some small trees in the community were blown down after the typhoon. The rain stopped and the sun came out. It really comes and goes quickly.

Everyone says that you attract the wind and butterflies. Look, typhoon number six is coming.

Why are you still here after the typhoon?

You come to my space too few times, less than my father calls me. My father won't fight unless he sees a typhoon in this place on the weather forecast.

6. Contact friends in Guangdong and be ready to give me a live typhoon broadcast at any time. Like a little girl, I am afraid that the typhoon will not come, but I am afraid that it will mess around.

7. A stormy night in Guangzhou! In the morning, the typhoon came, the typhoon didn't come, and the storm came! Oh, my God, I'm too scared to sleep at night.

8. Give us some warmth in Jieshi. Typhoon Tiantu has just passed, electricity has just come, and water has not come yet.

9. The weather was fine after the typhoon, but the small park suffered and was in a mess. Branches were broken, cables collapsed and the small park was blocked.

10. The typhoon is coming, and grey clouds are coming from all directions, blocking the last bright sky.

1 1. Typhoon, you can go crazy, but don't hurt my lover.

12. Dear, I want to tell you that there is a typhoon today.

13. The sea level began to calm down after the typhoon. All the years have passed, and all the scenery has passed.

14. After the typhoon, all the damaged places should be cleaned up. Is this an aspect of the economic development of coastal cities?

15. There is a typhoon outside, so I dare not go out. Tell me what you know. I hope it is safe. It's just a routine patrol in extreme weather.

16. It's such a severe tornado, but it's good that people are okay. There are too many disasters this year.

18. The instructor said there might be a typhoon tomorrow. The military training was cancelled. It's gone. You know we have prepared so many songs and those songs, why do you want to leave?

19. You said you would protect me, but you also gave me a big wave later.

20. We had a tornado here in July 1 1, and the refrigerators in the room were blown out, and they haven't been repaired yet!

I don't have to go to work because of the typhoon. Let's start with the funny article 2: 2 1. Love is like plugging in the TV. From then on, it was a wonderful picture. Love is a typhoon landing on the coast, arrogant and crazy. Love is when a penguin meets a polar bear and finds a confidant thousands of miles away. Love is when your heart comes to mine. It turns out that there can be no distance between people.

22. After the typhoon, the park was as quiet as an ink painting.

23. Affected by the typhoon, the waterlogging is serious and it needs emergency assistance. May you be safe!

24. [Open the window for homework, the typhoon is coming to feed you]

25. Some people in the group said that the heavy rain and strong wind kept them awake, but I never seemed to feel a headache. I fell asleep thinking about it, just like I can't sleep now.

26. I have spread my homework on the balcony during the summer vacation. Do it yourself during a typhoon.

27. Give us some warmth in Jieshi. Typhoon Tiantu has just passed, electricity has just come, and water has not come yet.

28. It's a beautiful day today. It is raining again. The sun came out again. Typhoon again.

29. Well, there is a typhoon here, but we insist on putting lanterns. /kloc-When he was 0/7 years old, he left without anything. (True story, though just a friend of a friend)

30. This typhoon is too scary. It's dangerous if someone is outside.

3 1. A typhoon, Tiantu blew down my country home, and everything was gone. ...

32. Always be in awe of nature, because you don't know whether it will bring you luck or harm ~ Fortunately, we are grateful and take better care of it; Is to prevent harm in advance and minimize it.

33. What a wonderful day after the typhoon!

34. All typhoons that can't close schools are not good typhoons.

This reminds me of a typhoon in Xiamen a few years ago. That's terrible! May everyone be safe!

This typhoon really seems to want to blow me far away and make me forget that person.

I met a typhoon in winter, but I didn't meet you.

38. In the long night, big raindrops poured violently into the forest outside the window.

39. Qi Xin's army and people joined forces to fight against the typhoon.

40. The wind roared like an army.

A typhoon won't have to go to work. Let's talk about the funny article 3 4 1. Ladies and gentlemen, don't wait until the typhoon comes to realize the importance of finding a fat friend.

42. Even the typhoon can't beat the monthly exam, so we are doomed to be killed by the monthly exam.

43. The sunset and sunset after the typhoon are so beautiful!

44. Why hasn't the typhoon come yet? My homework is waiting for you at the window.

45. Landscape after tropical typhoon

46. Extreme weather is terrible!

47. Mom said the weather forecast was really sick. You should give the typhoon a name.

48. The typhoon came late this summer and the sky was blue. I saw the clouds and smoke passing by the plane, and my eyes were wet with tears.

49. The sky after the typhoon is so beautiful ~

50. Come on, typhoon. I don't want to go back to school

5 1. Let the typhoon blow me away. I don't want to live.

52. Your homework is in the window. You really can't do things in a typhoon]

I heard that there is a typhoon in your city, and I want to ask if you have an umbrella. If you do, won't it be blown away?

54. My brother said that my tonnage can withstand a typhoon of one order of magnitude. Ah, man, are you sure I didn't buy it from my mother? -_ #

55. It's windy today, so it's suitable for wearing skirts. Uncle traffic police posted another note, and I was very angry. ...

56. It was windy during the day and it began to rain at night. Listen, if you leave, the weather here is bad.

57. The strongest typhoon this year, Tiantu, will attack the Pearl River Delta tomorrow! Will bring serious damage to this area! You must take precautions! And don't take it lightly! Try to stay away from billboards! Evacuate the perennial flooded area as soon as possible! End the seaside tour immediately!

58. It rains when it rains. Don't blow. Where there is wind, there is wind. Don't rain heavily. If it rains heavily, it rains heavily. Don't rain heavily. If it rains heavily, it rains heavily. Don't blow hard That's great. Pants, shoes and socks are all wet. no

59. A typhoon is like a frightened elf, tearing the sky and the earth.

60. Mama of, military training is coming, asking for typhoons, earthquakes, rainstorms, hail, snowstorms,,,

Blow the typhoon and send friends to talk about copywriting.

After the typhoon, this morning, Peng, a policeman from Huakou Community of the police station, organized security personnel to clear the road.

2. Typhoon, heavy rain, boring ...

The typhoon is coming, and it has blown away my lovely homework!

The gale changed the color of the whole universe, making it gloomy and sad.

My brother said that my tonnage can withstand a typhoon. Dude, are you sure I didn't buy it from my mom? _-#

After the typhoon, the shore was a mess, full of crabs and fish, and an "anchor needle" was found.

7. Long live the typhoon!

8. I hope it will rain, thunder, lightning, hail, typhoon, tsunami, earthquake, landslide, tornado, sandstorm and smog on August 2, and all amusement parks will be cut off.

9. This year is too difficult. I want nothing but to live.

10. I have spread my homework on the balcony during the summer vacation. Do it yourself during a typhoon.

1 1. It's always windy during the day and it starts to rain at night. Listen, if you leave, the weather here is bad.

12. Typhoon, come more often. Thanks to the 18 generations of ancestors.

13. The typhoon is getting worse. Help those students who don't like classes.

14. I wish you were here. Even if the typhoon comes, I just need to hug you, you fat bastard.

15. The typhoon will come to Ga tomorrow, and the school will have a holiday?

16. There really is nothing better than being alive.

17. The wind turned into a smooth bully, howling loudly and running around.

18. Due to the influence of typhoon, there is a lot of accumulated water in the low-level area. The river has also risen a lot, flooding the expressway, and most of the sewers are full, which has brought us a lot of trouble to travel.

19. I hope the typhoon will blow the handsome guys and beautiful women to Russia. Think of the red one,

20. Do you think the name of the typhoon sounds good?

Blow a typhoon and send a circle of friends to talk about copywriting 2 2 1. Let the typhoon blow me away. I don't want to live.

22. The holiday balance is less than 24 hours. I hope the typhoon can come and give us a claw renewal fee.

23. Today we have a holiday 1.5 days because of the typhoon Tiantu. What about you?

24. Typhoon Typhoon, slow down and don't blow my wig off.

25. What a wonderful day after the typhoon!

26. After the typhoon, bamboo is stronger ~

Feeling a touch of autumn on the first day after the typhoon is a short-lived enjoyment for the hot south without autumn.

28. The sunny day after the typhoon seems to have never passed; But it came anyway. It was a passer-by who came and left.

29. Where is Mr. Higgs from Typhoon?

30. Wukong, Bajie and Friar Sand went home with the teacher to collect clothes. Look at the sky at night, there is a typhoon.

3 1. Volcano eruption, earthquake, flood, debris flow, typhoon, tornado, hail, storm, rainstorm, snowstorm, avalanche, doomsday, time-space turbulence, dimensional destruction, I want you to accompany me.

32. Typhoon, Kirin's roar, bared its teeth and ran angrily at Taiwan Province Province.

On typhoon days, everyone should pay attention to safety, go out less and take more protection.

34. Wife: "What if others don't return?" The husband said flatly, "Then take it back." Wife: "Hum, what if I can't get it?" Husband is impatient: "hey, are you bored?" I don't think even a typhoon can blow you away! " "

35. The sunset and sunset after the typhoon are so beautiful!

36. The National Day is less than 24 hours away. Please come and renew it.

Marilyn Monroe did that classic action because of the typhoon.

38. The wind is blowing hard and someone is sweeping the floor outside. Are you so hardworking? A typhoon doesn't have to be swept in vain.

After the typhoon, all the trees were bald. Xiao Zhang's raincoat is mixed with mud, leaves, garbage and flying insects. The ground is covered with broken trees. Every traffic light on the road has its own ideas. What a sad day?

40. Give us some warmth in Jieshi. Typhoon Tiantu has just passed, electricity has just come, and water has not come yet.

Blow a typhoon and send a circle of friends to talk about the third article 4 1. The countryside is picturesque after the typhoon.

42. Let the typhoon last longer. So I don't have to go to school!

43. After the typhoon, everything was calm.

44. Some people always complain that life is too dull. In fact, real life is like a boat, which can't stand the wind and waves. I'd rather walk carefree in this calm.

45. I want to ask: Typhoon, do you dare to take your family with you? I'm always ready at school! Tear down the school if you dare!

46. Whoo-hoo! Let the typhoon come more violently.

47. Thank God for arranging work for me after the typhoon.

48. The storm shook the mountains as if the hell had opened.

49. The wind has been blowing wildly since last night. It is said that there are eight grades. Everyone said it was really a demon wind.

50. Wind and rain are like a pair of good brothers who will never part. They are always together. Because of their cooperation, many roads are seriously flooded, and they become "Wang Yang Sea" in those underground passages, which leads to our village becoming an "isolated island at sea", and we can't get in or out.

5 1. In case of a typhoon, a holiday is a wise choice.

52. Don't go to school during the typhoon.

I heard that the typhoon is coming again. Can you blow people away? I really hope to visit Mars.

54. Seven days is not enough to express my enthusiasm for my motherland. Don't leave the typhoon, okay?

Two years ago today, my daughter got married. The weather is terrible, it's raining and there's a typhoon. Today, the sky is clear and sunny. Lovely grandson is also 87 days old, three months in the lunar calendar. The road of life has just taken a step. The road ahead is all made by people. I hope it goes smoothly and safely.

56. What's the difference between primary school students and middle school students? When the typhoon came, the primary school was closed and the middle school continued to attend classes.

57. Typhoon Humor Sentences The typhoon is coming to talk about making friends (48 selected sentences)

58. Let the typhoon eat dazzling and never stop. .

59.// Typhoon, do you think I am kind to my relatives? Take me away,,,

60. Landscape after tropical typhoon

Talk about the mood of WeChat blowing typhoon in the circle of friends.

1. There is a breeze blowing from the horizon, and there is a ripple on the water surface, as if the swallowed sun spits out a breath of satisfaction to the earth. The wind roared like an army of ten thousand horses.

Secondly, in the howling and whistling of this whirlwind, I only heard some sad voices, such as wolves at home and Marek in the distance. Sometimes it's like a person calling for help in a disaster.

Third, the wind sighs gently among the branches, making the wet grass on the roof rustle and breaking the depressed silence between the skins with rhythmic music.

Hurricane is like a wild horse, wild and uninhibited. The wind is knocking on the door, knocking on the window and roof, tearing at the wall, threatening and pleading, and then roaring with the joy of rebellious victory, running into the chimney of the stove.

Xiao Nanfeng is really like a doll lying on a yellow blanket, grinning from side to side.

6. The wind roared in the air, its voice was piercing, and it mixed with the footsteps in the snow and became a strange music. This music stung the ears of pedestrians, as if to warn them that ice and snow will control the border for a long time and the bright spring will not come back.

Whistling in the Woods, sometimes lower, sometimes higher, singing songs to each other and yelling. ................................................................................................................................................

Eight, the whirlwind threw the yellow sand into the sky, like thousands of Long Zaitian rolling in the air.

Nine, the leaves on the tree swayed slightly, as if they were not blown by the breeze, but touched by the light that passed gently.

10. The south wind blows over the rice fields, making the tender green and soft rice seedlings tremble, like a fresh and beautiful brocade, with fine needles and trembling in the wind.

Eleven, the wind changed the color of the whole universe, gloomy and sad.

The typhoon came very hard and a series of waves were washed up. It rained so hard that it almost took the umbrella away. The typhoon bent the big tree. Blow the leaves of camphor tree all over the floor, and the typhoon blew my homework all over the floor. Blow adult work materials into the water. The typhoon messed up people's hair. Blow the paper away. Typhoon is really naughty!

Thirteen, the wind flows down the neck like cold water, and the body freezes to the heel.

Fourteen, the storm is like the opening of hell, shaking the mountains.

Fifteen, this "lake" is deep to my knees, especially dirty and smelly. Every household buys sandbags for fear that the "lake" will overflow into the room.

Sixteen, pedestrians on the road are carefully walking in the water, unable to move. Outside Wang Yang, there are no flower beds in the park, only the treetops of some small saplings can be seen.

Talking about the mood phrases of typhoon weather.

1. Because of the typhoon, I couldn't get up, so for personal safety, I hid in the quilt.

2. Typhoon, rainstorm, power failure, disconnection of mobile phone, and battery failure of mobile phone.

3. When there is a typhoon and rainstorm, move your position quickly.

4. The wind at dawn, with fresh fragrance, gently glides over the ears of wheat.

It rained heavily during the typhoon. How could you do that?

6. The whirlwind threw the yellow sand into the sky, like thousands of Long Zaitian rolling in the air.

7. The leaves on the tree are swaying slightly, as if they were not blown by the breeze, but touched by the passing light.

8. The south wind blows through the rice fields, making the tender green and soft rice seedlings tremble, like a fresh and beautiful brocade, with fine needles and trembling with the wind.

9. The gale changed the color of the whole universe, making it gloomy and sad.

10. Typhoon, you can blow me around. If you dare, you can also blow up our school!

1 1. The typhoon is fierce, and the rolling tide on the road is like a hungry lion trying to swallow people.

12. A strong wind, like a wild animal, will destroy everything.

13. The wind is very strong, like a group of black dragons, trying to devour the earth.

14. The wind roared and ran around like a wounded beast.

15. The typhoon is fierce, and the rolling tide on the road is like a hungry lion trying to swallow a person.

16. There was a typhoon and heavy rain in Shenzhen these two days, and the temperature plummeted. If I'm not careful, I have a cold. Ah! It's so uncomfortable!

17. Besides giving us a holiday, Typhoon Sen has one more request: that is. That's ... you blew up the school!

18. I dreamed of typhoon, rainstorm and flood, and people ran upstairs.

19. After several days of typhoon and rainstorm, the quilts are moldy, and there is always a musty smell when sleeping.

20. Urgent notice: A typhoon is coming. You have a husband holding her husband, a boyfriend holding her boyfriend, a lover holding her lover, and nothing holding a telephone pole. Hold on tight, don't let the typhoon blow away. You should also pay attention to wearing clothes. When you wear clothes, you must tie a rope to reinforce it, so as not to be naked by a strong typhoon.

2 1. The wind is like a drunk, wrapped in snow particles, bumping east and west.

22. The water in the pond overflowed. All the way to the next room, on the road, in the field. ...

23. The whirlwind threw yellow sand into the sky, like thousands of Long Zaitian rolling in the air.

24. The whole sky is blowing, and the whole sea has become a bubble. This is the power of the wind.

25. A whirlwind rises in the air and looks like a big conch.

26. The wind is tearing people's clothes, lifting people's headscarves, and the sand is shooting at people's eyes.

27. The storm shook the mountains as if the hell had opened.

28. In the howling and whistling of the whirlwind, only some sad voices can be heard. The wolf is at home and Malik is in the distance. Sometimes it's like a person calling for help in a disaster.

29. The wind turned into a smooth bully, whistling loudly and running around.

30. There is a breeze blowing from the horizon, and there is a ripple on the water surface, as if the swallowed sun spit out a breath of satisfaction to the earth. The wind roared like an army of ten thousand horses.