Forty humorous quotes about going to a friend’s house for dinner

Part 1 of a humorous story about going to a friend’s house for dinner

1. Why do you still feel hungry when you are annoyed? Go to your best friend’s house for dinner.

2. It’s been a few days, but the cold is serious. I miss you being by my side, talking to me, comforting me. I haven’t finished my work yet. The leader said hello, come back and have a rest. I coughed and burst into tears. , I was very hungry, but I didn’t have any energy to eat, so I went to my best friend’s house to have a meal.

3. I’m hungry now. If I’m really crying because I haven’t eaten, go to a friend’s house for dinner.

4. Time passes leisurely, people know the warmth and warmth of each other, and thanks to each other, we are blessed throughout our lives. The fireworks in the world are the most soothing to mortal hearts.

5. I obviously drank milk tea and ate a big bowl of rice today, why am I so hungry now? Let's go to your best friend's house for dinner.

6. Friends come home to have a meal, drink tea and chat. The relationship that has accumulated over the years is like water, plain and comfortable.

7. I didn’t want to eat. I ate so many jujube cakes that they were so sweet that I felt like vomiting. My tolerance for sweetness is getting lower and lower. I'm so hungry. Let's go to a colleague's house for dinner.

8. In the cold winter, in the New Year, on the day when longing spreads, we finally met, a day of eating, drinking, filming and masturbating.

9. Serve the food quickly, I'll choke you, if you don't serve the food, people will starve to death, so go to a friend's house to eat.

10. A day of eating and drinking and going home wet in the heavy rain.

11. Such free days made me live in a haze. I took advantage of my mother’s birthday to eat and drink. During the second trimester of pregnancy, I steadily gained weight as I lost weight during pregnancy.

12. A good hand at making money.

13. Being hungry, that feeling is like standing in a vast and boundless field, with empty eyes that can only see through the autumn water, staring at the dim sky, go to your best friend's house for dinner.

14. I had a meal at a friend’s house on the weekend and I will never forget it.

15. When the husband is not at home and the temperature of the bed drops by five degrees, a man is the real soup woman. My feet are so cold and I'm so hungry. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.

16. There is no such thing as a feast that lasts forever. May we have a bright and prosperous future. We will always get together and come back often to eat and drink. I hope that the next time we get together is not too far away.

17. Mu Xinhua, who worked alone in Dujiang in his early years, often came to Meng's house to have dinner, and Meng Qingping always regarded him as a good mentor.

18. A wandering wanderer goes to a friend’s house to have dinner, but is not happy after the meal.

19. I didn’t eat at noon, and by the afternoon I was already hungry, so I went back to my friend’s house for dinner.

20. A friend, his wife usually manages the money at home. Once, my wife was on a business trip. As a result, he didn't even have money for food, so he came to my house to eat. "Why don't you ask your sister-in-law for it?" "I asked for it, but she punched it in, but I didn't go to pick it up." "Why didn't you pick it up?" "She said the password was the date of the first time we watched the movie." "Stop talking. I understand! Eat vegetables.". A humorous story about going to a friend's house for dinner

21. When I went out to have dinner, I ran to Taoyuan and felt it was not delicious, so I went to Meiyuan. I passed by Dahuo and saw people queuing up, so I went I’ve been in a row, so now I’m in Jiao Biao and it looks like the years are passing by. I’m so hungry, so I’ll go to a friend’s house for dinner.

22. When you have dinner at your best friend’s house, you are responsible for cooking and we are responsible for eating. May there be fireworks in our kitchen and laughter in the living room. I am grateful for all the encounters.

23. There is no greater happiness in life than having an excellent best friend who takes you to eat, drink, play, and grow up with you.

24. Eat and drink successfully, eat and drink enough, and go home.

25. In the past, when I was hungry at night, I would think of ordering takeout. Now, when I am hungry, I go to my best friend’s house to eat.

26. Looking through the original post, I found a Ergouzi carrying hot sauce and risking his life to eat rice.

27. How happy it is to be able to go to a good friend’s house after get off work and just wait to eat, haha!

28. It feels so good to go home and spend one hundred and twenty yuan to eat and drink.

29. I was so hungry that I went to my best friend’s house for dinner.

30. I looked confused again today. I ate an egg in the morning, a large bowl of braised noodles at noon, an apple and duck neck in the afternoon. I know I will eat more, and I will continue tomorrow. I don't know how long I can hold on, but, now I'm hungry, wait a minute. Go to your best friend’s house for dinner.

31. The happiest thing recently is going to my friends to eat and drink.

32. Read a book, bask in the sun and eat in the beautiful Jingchun Garden of PKU.

33. I’m hungry. Suddenly I felt a little sad, so forget it and go to a friend's house for dinner.

34. I’m so hungry and want to eat fried rice with eggs, but my brother is watching Running Man and doesn’t want to help me fry it.

35. Slowly savor the fireworks of the world and watch all things leisurely. There is a kind of brother who worships you and will follow you to eat and drink every day.

36. If you are so hungry that you want to eat dirt, go to a friend’s house to eat.

37. Although life has various forms, there are true feelings in the world: eat and drink.

38. People who have never calculated wages correctly are confused after a computer simulation of a night's wages. Suddenly I felt hungry. There was nothing at home, so I went to eat.

39. When the husband is not at home and the temperature in the bed drops five degrees, a man is a real hero. My feet were cold and I was hungry, so I went to my best friend’s house for dinner.

40. I went to eat today, and my aunt asked me to bring a bowl, but I ended up taking a basin. I guess there will be no next time. Forty excerpts from funny jokes about people getting caught eating at a friend's house

Funny jokes about people getting caught eating at a friend's house (Part 1)

1. I feel very hungry, hungry You can eat the whole world, just go to your best friend’s house for dinner.

2. I eat rice in the summer, and my appetite is getting better and better since my dental treatment.

3. Go to a friend’s house for a meal, a simple family meal, the most important thing is to be happy.

4. It’s another day of eating and drinking. It’s just a simple meal without me cooking. The world of lazy people is very simple.

5. Start a life of eating and drinking, working hard to make money to pay the rent of my colleagues, and I will have someone to take care of the food.

6. I went out for dinner and ran to Taoyuan. I felt it was not delicious. Then I went to Meiyuan. I passed by the big event and saw people queuing up, so I went to queue, so now I am looking at the focus table. The year is passing by and I’m so hungry. Let’s go to a friend’s house for dinner.

7. I’m so hungry in the middle of the night. It’s raining so I can’t go downstairs to have barbecue. Let’s go to a colleague’s house for dinner.

8. Checking out for meals: Waiter: Sir, cash or card? Me: Wash the dishes.

9. Serve the food quickly, I'll choke you, if you don't serve the food, people will starve to death, so go to a friend's house to eat.

10. I wore this skirt today to eat and drink, and then my belly bulged and became thicker. I couldn’t wear something like this when I went out to eat, which would hinder my ability to eat...

11. I think I'm going crazy, so I might as well just make a living.

12. Continuously eat, drink, play, have fun, and enjoy the air conditioning. The food is cooked, the water is poured, and the food and drink are taken care of. There is no need to worry about the two mythical beasts.

13. The crew of "Metamorphosis" called me last week and asked me to go to a big city to experience life.

14. I have no clothes to wear, no shoes to wear, I don’t want to go to work, I don’t want to get up and I’m hungry, so I go to a friend’s house for dinner.

15. I’m so hungry, but eating now feels too guilty, so I packed up two people and went to my best friend’s house to eat.

16. The drama starts again every night: I’m hungry! ! ! So hungry! ! ! Very hungry! ! ! Say important things three times! Let's go to your best friend's house for dinner.

17. When I got home and opened the refrigerator, I found that there were only eggs left, so I decided to go to your place for dinner. I will be with you on Christmas night. Let’s have a carnival of the century. Don’t wish me happiness with the remaining eggs. I'm here to wish you a Merry Christmas!

18. I feel very hungry. I can’t eat a cow now, so I’m going to eat!

19. In fact, I can’t even afford to go to the AA system, so I invented a new word: AAB system, which means your AA system. I went to eat and drink with a shy face.

20. If you feel that life is not sweet enough, then come to your best friend’s house for a meal. It will instantly increase your appetite and make your worries drift away. Funny joke about being caught eating at a friend's house (Part 2)

21. Life is great when I eat and drink with you! Let's get fat together. Life is full of hope.

22. Slowly savor the fireworks of the world and watch all things leisurely. There is a kind of brother who worships you and will follow you to eat and drink every day.

23. I am very hungry and waiting for my colleagues to have dinner together. Go get some food!

24. In the daily life of eating and drinking, sisters are paired up, their happiness is doubled, and they become happy little wastes together.

25. On weekends, three or two friends get together occasionally, eat, drink, sleep, eat, drink, and take care of each other.

26. It’s so delicious. If you want to eat well, you have to be shameless and eat and drink all day long.

27. I hope my friends will be rich so that I can eat and drink. My bangs look like a non-mainstream girl.

28. A friend, his wife usually manages the money at home. Once, my wife was on a business trip. As a result, he didn't even have money for food, so he came to my house to eat. "Why don't you ask your sister-in-law for it?" "I asked for it, but she punched it in, but I didn't go to pick it up." "Why didn't you pick it up?" "She said the password was the date of the first time we watched the movie." "Stop talking. I understand! Eat vegetables.".

29. I went to my grandma’s house to eat and drink because I was very hungry.

30. Some people are thinking about it. Having food to eat is also a kind of happiness. It is another day to have food. If you have food at your best friend’s house, you are responsible for cooking it and I am responsible for eating it.

31. Make you hungry every day without eating! Let's go to your best friend's house for dinner.

32. Mu Xinhua, who worked alone in Dujiang in his early years, often came to Meng's house to have dinner, and Meng Qingping always regarded him as a good mentor and helpful friend.

33. I stayed up late watching Beishangguang and I don’t believe in tears. Full of emotions. I'm so hungry. Let's go to a colleague's house for dinner.

34. She is righteous, saying "Sister Rou, I have no money", she calls you every day and asks you to come and eat, even though it is a canteen.

35. In the past, when I was hungry at night, I would think of ordering takeout. Now, when I am hungry, I go to my best friend’s house to eat.

36. Eat when you need to eat, drink when you need to drink. The greatest wealth is to be happy every day!

37. The rice at my friend’s house is so delicious. They cook and I’m responsible for eating it. I’ve already eaten two bowls and swear it’s delicious.

38. At this time, I still haven’t gotten up or eaten. I’m really tough, but I’m actually very hungry.

39. Life is on the road, life is elsewhere. Whenever there is a treat from a wealthy person on the road, I just eat and drink. If you don't rub it, it will be in vain. If you rub it, it will be in vain.

40. I’m almost hungry. Let’s go to my best friend’s house for dinner. A collection of forty humorous and humorous stories about Cengfan in the circle of friends

A collection of humorous and humorous stories about Cengfan in the circle of friends (Part 1)

1. A day of eating and drinking, Beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, fatness and thinness are determined by God. God wants me to be fat, so I leave it to fate.

2. I’m almost hungry. Let’s go to my best friend’s house for dinner.

3. I am hungry every day. I am hungry in the morning, hungry in the afternoon, and hungry in the evening. I feel full easily after eating, so I go to a friend’s house to eat.

4. I’m so hungry. I’m waiting for my colleagues to have dinner together, so let’s go get some food!

5. I am serious about cheating!

6. The breeze is not dry and the sunshine is very nice. I have a great weekend. I went to a friend’s house for dinner.

7. Some people become knights as a life choice, and some people become knights just to eat and drink.

8. My head was throbbing with pain and my stomach was screaming with hunger. I insisted on staying up late one night and went to a friend's house for dinner.

9. It feels so good to go home and spend 120 yuan to eat and drink.

10. Eat and drink successfully, eat and drink enough, and go home.

11. I am so hungry that I start to sing "empty city strategy", let's go get some food!

12. Slowly savor the fireworks of the world and watch all things leisurely. There is a kind of brother who worships you and will follow you to eat and drink every day.

13. I can’t sleep and am so hungry that I want to eat hot pot! Let's go to your best friend's house for dinner.

14. A good hand at making money.

15. I’m so hungry in the middle of the night. It’s raining so I can’t go downstairs to have barbecue. Let’s go to a colleague’s house for dinner.

16. It’s great to go home during the Chinese New Year. You can go to the seven aunts and eight aunts’ houses for dinner every day.

17. I can’t support myself! Eating and drinking all day long, living a heartless life is not tiring! Eat and drink enough and go to bed!

18. The best taste in the world is happiness, fireworks and simple meals. This is life, come to your best friend’s house to have a meal.

19. When the weather is very cold and a bit sad, and you are hungry because you haven’t eaten, and you want to have a full meal, then go to a friend’s house. Let’s eat.

20. Friends come home to have a meal, drink tea and chat. The relationship that has accumulated over the years is like water, plain and comfortable. Talk about Cengfan’s humorous circle of friends (Part 2)

21. It’s a wonderful life following you Cengfan eating and drinking! Let's get fat together. Life is full of hope.

22. Life should not only consist of daily necessities, a few friends, and occasional gatherings to eat, drink, make skewers, take photos, and clink glasses together.

23. I am so conquered by meat that I don’t care that my waist will become thicker. I am so happy when I eat and it is so painful when I lose weight. Get together on weekends, eat and drink.

24. So hungry! The internal organs are having a meeting, preparing to kill each other, so they can eat for a living!

25. Time will go by, and photos will last forever. Today’s sweet fragments have been successfully eaten, drank and worn. Thank you for the unexpected warmth!

26. It’s another day of eating and drinking. Life is half fireworks and half fun. Eat, drink, play and have fun together.

27. I’m hungry now. If I’m really crying because I haven’t eaten, go to a friend’s house for dinner.

28. I thought I didn’t want to have dinner, but my pretentious stomach hurts after just one meal, so I would go to my best friend’s house for dinner.

29. People who have never calculated wages correctly are confused after a computer simulation of a night's wages. Suddenly I felt hungry. There was nothing at home, so I went to eat.

30. In the cold winter, in the New Year, on the day when longing spreads, we finally met, a day of eating, drinking, filming and masturbating.

31. When you have dinner at your best friend’s house, you are responsible for cooking and we are responsible for eating. May there be fireworks in our kitchen and laughter in the living room. I am grateful for all the encounters.

32. I hope my friends will be rich so that I can eat and drink. This bangs makes me look like a non-mainstream girl.

33. I want to eat noodles with cured meat and meat sauce. Beef stir-fry. Soup with Pepper. Make steamed buns. Roll out the dough. Roujiamo. I hope Xi'an will be lifted soon so I can go back and eat and drink.

34. I didn’t want to eat. I ate so many jujube cakes that they were so sweet that I felt like vomiting. My tolerance for sweetness is getting lower and lower. I'm so hungry. Let's go to a colleague's house for dinner.

35. I stayed up late watching Beishangguang and I don’t believe in tears. Full of emotions. I'm so hungry. Let's go to a colleague's house for dinner.

36. Wear headphones and ride a bicycle to get some food.

37. When I come to my best friend’s house for dinner, the table is full of my favorite dishes, which makes my mouth water just looking at it.

38. I came to my sister-in-law’s house to eat and drink again. I cherish every moment together. No matter life is ups and downs, it is a memory that can never be taken back.

39. The meal was successful. After eating and drinking, we went home.

40. When the husband is not at home and the temperature of the bed drops by five degrees, a man is the real soup woman. My feet are so cold and I'm so hungry. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner. Forty Sentences on Moments that are suitable for chatting with friends

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1. Happiness means going to your best friend’s house every three days to chat with others, shamelessly. She's the kind of person who wants to take advantage of her and have to settle accounts with her when she gets fat.

2. Sometimes what you eat is not because you are hungry, but because your mouth is lonely. Go to a friend's house for dinner.

3. I obviously drank milk tea and ate a big bowl of rice today, why am I so hungry now? Let's go to your best friend's house for dinner.

4. I’m so hungry in the middle of the night. It’s raining so I can’t go downstairs to have barbecue. Let’s go to a colleague’s house for dinner.

5. I’m so hungry and want to eat egg tarts. Let’s go to a neighbor’s house to eat.

6. Take a spoon to the cafeteria every night, and take a spoonful when you see someone you know. This goes on for a week.

7. Many people cannot even cook decent dishes when they grow up, so they can only eat.

8. I looked confused again today. I ate an egg in the morning, a large bowl of braised noodles at noon, an apple and duck neck in the afternoon. I know I will eat more, and I will continue tomorrow. I don't know how long I can hold on, but, now I'm hungry, wait a minute. Go to your best friend’s house for dinner.

9. I'm in a daze again today. I'm so hungry now. Let's go to a friend's house for dinner.

10. I enjoy eating in the summer, and my appetite is getting better and better since my dental treatment.

11. When you come to your best friend’s house for a meal, whether it is good or bad depends on luck, and whether it is salty or not depends on luck.

12. I am so hungry. I want to eat meat, hot pot, sauerkraut and fish, as well as hot and sour noodles. So I might go to a friend's house for dinner.

13. To be successful in life, you need to have all the fun. You need to have fun eating and drinking. Eat, drink and live every day.

14. Fireworks in the world, simple meals, fireworks in the kitchen, laughter in the living room, you are responsible for cooking, I am responsible for eating, clinking glasses, chatting, talking and laughing, it is another day of eating.

15. Why do you still feel hungry when you are annoyed? Go to your best friend’s house for a meal.

16. Years pass by leisurely, people know the warmth and warmth of each other, and thanks to each other, we are blessed throughout our lives. The fireworks in the world are the most soothing to mortal hearts.

17. We came to my sister-in-law’s house to eat and drink again, cherishing every time we spent together. No matter life is ups and downs, it is a memory that can never be taken back.

18. I don’t want to eat. I ate so much jujube cake that it was so sweet that I felt like vomiting. My tolerance for sweetness is getting lower and lower. I was so hungry that I went to a friend's house for dinner.

19. As long as you are thick-skinned, eating and drinking is enough. Eat meat, drink some wine, and live your life as usual. I have fallen into an abyss, and I will not leave until I can get out of it.

20. The sunshine is so nice! Successfully promoted to the office eating and drinking group. I really enjoy the days of working hard in a small corner with no one to teach me. Part 2 of sentences suitable for posting in Moments

21. Start a life of eating and drinking and work hard to make money to pay the rent of my colleagues, and I will have someone to take care of the food.

22. As the days passed, Wakata became very familiar with everyone in Izumo Manor, whether the landlord or the tenants. Every day, he and Yuehai went to Izumo Manor to have a meal, and they were very friendly.

23. Such free days made me live in a haze. I took advantage of my mother’s birthday to eat and drink. During the second trimester of pregnancy, I steadily gained weight as I lost weight during pregnancy.

24. There is no greater happiness in life than having an excellent best friend who takes you to eat, drink, play, and grow up with you.

25. Some people are thinking about it. Having food to eat is also a kind of happiness. It is another day to have food. If you have food at your best friend’s house, you are responsible for cooking it and I am responsible for eating it.

26. Fun in the countryside, fighting for the rich, spending money on food, lulling brother and sister Xiaoyun to elope: Ai Mama’s electric car officially goes on sale: standing up for his father: building roads for his hometown, investing in building factories.

27. We are all foodies. Best friend, wait until I have money. I want to take you to eat all the delicious food. Now I'll take advantage of you.

28. Eating and drinking, eating and drinking, it’s so super fun.

29. I am super hungry and haven’t eaten breakfast. I will have to skip breakfast in the future. I feel so hungry.

30. Some people become knights as a life choice, and some people become knights just to eat and drink.

31. I had a meal at a friend’s house on the weekend and I will never forget it.

32. I want to eat noodles with bacon and meat. Beef stir-fry. Soup with Pepper. Make steamed buns. Roll out the dough. Roujiamo. I hope Xi'an will be lifted soon so I can go back and eat and drink.

33. Wear headphones and ride a bicycle to get some food.

34. I’m so hungry, but eating now feels too guilty, so I packed up two people and went to my best friend’s house for dinner.

35. My stomach is like the bitter water in the sea, it keeps churning with no intention of stopping. Let’s go to a friend’s house to eat.

36. Life is full of sorrows and sorrows, happiness only comes from hard work, and another day of eating and drinking.

I won’t go out in August if it’s not a time to eat and drink. I’m ready to drink the northwest wind.

38. The happiest thing recently is going to my friends to eat and drink.

39. After exercise, I went to my friend’s house hungry for dinner.

40. When the weather is very cold and a little sad, and when you haven’t eaten and your stomach is growling, and you want to have a full meal, then go to a friend’s house. Let’s eat.