Express your girlfriend's sentences with vulgar love words (60 sentences)

Express a girlfriend's words with earthy love stories 1. "This selfie is really ugly." Well ... "It's not as good as one tenth of my own."

2. "I lack necessities" and "What's missing?" You!'

3. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue?" Roast seafood first. "I remember you said you should consider me first."

4. How to solve your worries? Only hug you.

5. "Let me tell you a story." "You said" "This story is very long, so I will make a long story short. I miss you."

6. Do you know the difference between you and the moon? "Stop it." The moon is in the sky and you are in my heart.

7. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou.

8. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.

9. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"

10. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"

1 1. I always forget to tell you how lucky I am to meet you. I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests one day.

12. "What is your material?" Pure cotton "no, I think it's girlfriend's material."

13. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.

15. "You must have failed." "Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?"

16. Notice of finding things. I accidentally left a sincere heart on the person who is reading this message. Please contact me as soon as possible. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy.

17. Where are you from? Hunan people. No, it's my sweetheart.

18. Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, it's you. ...

19. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

20. I drink diet drinks. Do you know what sugar suits you? ""micro sugar? " "No, it's my breasts."

There are 100 sweet ways, such as eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

22. What are the two kinds of "time"? "Time with you and time without you"

A good girl like me will never know who she lost.

24. You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

What do you belong to? You belong to me.

26. "Do you know which one I like best, peaches, persimmons and oranges?" "orange" "wrong, our child."

27. "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."

28. Why can't you gain weight? "I'm afraid you are too narrow-minded to let me go."

29. "Do you like to eat as a meal?" "I really won't, but if you like, it can make rice delicious."

30. I hope I can grow old with you if I am not careful. Even if there are more twists and turns along the way, I just want to end up with you.

3 1. Confucius said, "Look before you leap." 1…2…3… I like you.

32. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know. "Of course, you are the only one."

33. What is the revolving playground with a concert? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.

34. What's the matter with "feeling so stuffy in the chest"? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart."

35. "Who are you?" "I'm a dog" and "nonsense, you obviously belong to me"

36. "My blood sugar is low." "Say something sweet."

37. "Let's go to an amusement park at the weekend." My body is the best amusement park. Come and play with me.

38. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

39. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.

40. I like the wind in March, the rain in April, the sun that never sets, and the best of you.

Express your girlfriend's third sentence with a local love story 4 1 "I just want to be a person after meeting you" and "a person"

42. I dare not look into your eyes. I'm afraid every look in my eyes is like a confession.

43. "Do you know? There are three kinds of people in this world. Good people and bad people are not bad people. " "What kind of person are you?" "I am your man."

44. I like that you have copied it for two minutes, but you still can't withdraw.

45. "I want to bite you." Well, try what you are made of. It's so cute. "

If only I could be invisible, I would hide in your pillow, in the December wind and in your pocket.

47. Write your name on the cigarette and inhale it into your lungs so that it can be closest to my heart.

48. "Mom, I love you. How to say it backwards? " "Do you love me?" "yes."

49. Do you want to eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.

50. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?

5 1. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.

52. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will eventually arrive through the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter. -Rao Xueman

53. "I want to change my style recently." "What expression?" "I can't do it without you."

Talking to you is like an exam. I always feel that I didn't do well afterwards.

55. It's good to see the world and meet you.

56. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

57. Me: "Are you tired?" You: "Not tired." Me: "But you have been running in my heart all day."

58. "I always feel that one head is not enough." What happened? "It's not enough to fry chicken every day and miss you ~"

59. "How about I tell you how to lose weight?" Ok, how to reduce it? "Put your heart on me."

60. What's wrong with "I am angry with the express company"? "I haven't sent you yet, so I cured myself and married you."

A country love story for his girlfriend

A rustic love story for my girlfriend-1. I woke up easily this morning in spring. How was my date?

2. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.

4. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."

5. "Let's go to the amusement park at the weekend." My body is the best amusement park. Come and play with me.

My mother said that when I grow up, I will marry you.

7. Everything is assured except a kiss.

8. If love is a desperate effort, then obviously, the other person will not care too much about your feelings. Because a person who cares about you doesn't want you to get any harm. Therefore, the more you sacrifice for love, the less the other person loves you. Of course, blindly loving others is very tiring. And the feeling of being truly loved is actually being loved.

9. Will you still fall in love with other girls? Yes, she will call you mom.

10. Who are you? Why did I see you? My heart is like eating honey.

1 1. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see ... hug you.

12. "I'm a little afraid of you" "Why?" "Because I'm afraid of my wife."

13. My love for you has never been compromised. Every day that I love you deserves my serious attention.

14. Our love is indestructible, but you are my weakness.

15. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you resonate with me?

16. Do you know my weakness? This is your fault.

17. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."

18. What do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me.

19. I am nine years old and you are three years old, except you.

20. In your dream, there are mushroom houses, flying squirrels and fire-breathing whales, but in my dream, there is only you.

A rustic love story for girlfriend II 2 1. "The one in the amusement park, you can ride on it" and "What is a spin with music?" "Trojan Horse" and "A Mu"

22. "Are you tired?" "Not tired." "But you have been running in my heart all day."

23. "I think you look like one of my relatives." "who?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."

24. Do you know how to eat the best steak? Let me feed you.

Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.

26. "I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like", "What movie" and "Your name"

27. Do you know what wine I like best? What wine and your everlasting.

28. Zeus, Athena, Poseidon and themis, guess which god I like best? ""well ... a lot, I don't know. " "I like your eyes best. "

29. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.

30. Would you like to try my new strawberry lipstick?

3 1. I've been looking for a store recently. Do you know some shops? It's your call.

32. "We can't fall in love again" Why? "Let's get married, marry me"

33. Guess what kind of meat I like to eat? (pork? ) You are a pet.

34. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?

35. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

36. "Everyone says I have three incorrect views." "ah? Why? " "Well, it's all good for you."

37. What do I think? "I think I was born to meet you."

Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where is it? Antarctica, the North Pole? No, there is no room for you.

39. There are 100 ways to eat and I miss you 98 times a day.

The roundest moon needs a month to wait for the sunrise tomorrow morning and a day to wait, but my love for you will never stop.

2022 country love stories that amuse girlfriends (60 sentences)

2022 earth love story that teases my girlfriend-1. How many times do I have to repeat it? Covering skills: short is short, short is long. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I chose you from all your choices.

2. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You pistachio"

3. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.

4. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me."

Do you know where the center of Shenzhen is? It is you.

6. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

7. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

8. I like that you can't withdraw after copying for two minutes.

9. Since we can't be born together, we will suffer together for a lifetime.

10. whatever you say is in my heart.

1 1. What time is it? It's ten o'clock. No, this is the starting point of my happiness.

12. "Before I met you, I had many requirements for the future, but after I met you. . . "What happened? "After meeting you, I just need to ask you."

13. My mother said that when I grow up, I will marry you.

14. Can you protect me like your brother? I can give you my sister.

15. The roundest moon needs a month to wait for the sunrise tomorrow morning and a day to wait, but my love for you will never stop.

16. Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.

17. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods" What methods? "Love me, love me, love me, love me"

18. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.

19. "I want to move" where? "Walk into your heart"

20. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

The earth love story that teased my girlfriend 2 2 1. "I like to eat fruit. Do you know what I like to eat? " "Litchi?" "Wrong, of course, you are happy."

22. I want to go somewhere. Where is it? Fuck you!

23. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.

24. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

25. "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" Monkeys have tails and I don't? "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."

26. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

27. Can you help me wash my things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.

28. "Do you know why I have a cold?" "Because you have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

29. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.

30. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life.

3 1. I hope I can grow old with you accidentally, even if there are many twists and turns along the way, I just want you to be the ending.

I am a materialist. I didn't want to have an afterlife until I met you. "

33. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

34. "May I say good night to your face?" Of course. "Go ahead."

35. "Who are you?" "I'm a dog" and "nonsense, you obviously belong to me"

36. I am looking for a horse. What horse? Your micro signal.

37. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever

38. I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.

39. Ten lines of chatting, one hundred lines of good night, one thousand lines of chatting, and one thousand lines of nonsense, just to listen to what I did in the wedding hall one day.

40. "I, I like being alone" and then what? "Then he sent me one. Then what?"

2022 teasing girlfriend 3' s earth love story 4 1. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

42. "Which do I prefer, beef, mutton or pork?" "I like your pride."

43. The rest of my life is all about you, and hundreds of millions of stars are not enough.

44. You are the joy of youth and vice versa.

45. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend both fall into the water, can I be your girlfriend?

46. "I want to go somewhere", "Where" and "Go to your heart"

47. "Did I ever tell you that you look like one of my relatives"? My mother's daughter-in-law.

48. Do you know the biggest difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart.

49. I want to find Duan and you.

50. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life. Otherwise, how can I bubble with joy as soon as I see you?

5 1. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

52. What do I think? "I think I was born to meet you."

53. I hope that our chat records will become warm breaths in our ears, and good night on the phone will become a kiss on the cheek. I hope everything we hope will come as soon as possible.

54. I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you.

55. "Did you just have an earthquake?" "no" "then why do I want to see you? My heart was shocked. "

56. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

57. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.

58. "I really want to tan my skin" Why? "Because I can secretly protect you."

59. Who are you? Why did I see you? My heart is like eating honey.

60. What do you want, sir? I want to open your heart.

Local love stories are suitable for expressing sentences.

If one day I appear by your side without saying a word, don't doubt that I have given you every minute of my life, even the next morning and evening.

2. "I like a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "The seventh word of the first sentence"

I just like you, I mean no harm.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

5. Can you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

I think you are busy, just look at the first three words.

7. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance. From now on, I will spend my life with you like a poem.

8. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!

9. "Why did you hurt me"? What happened? ""I like you so much. "

10. "Do you know what I want to do?" I don't know. "Your husband, of course."

1 1. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is my heart getting heavier and heavier?"

12. Don't do whatever you want just because I love you.

13. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How much is it?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

14. In the past, my name was general manager. Because you stole my heart, there are only two TV sets left.

15. My wish is to get rich overnight, or I can hug you.

16. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

17. Write your name on the cigarette, suck it into your lungs, and keep you closest to my heart.

18. Since I met you, life is short and sweet.

19. I don't know how to take care of you in winter.

20. Thank you for letting me have someone I like. Thank you for making me happy.

Earthy love stories are suitable for confession. Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?

22. What are the two kinds of "time"? "Time with you and time without you"

23. Can you help me with some washing? Wash what? Like me.

I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.

25. "I want to sleep after a busy day." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."

26. I didn't think as much as I did when firecrackers rang on New Year's Eve.

27. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which two times? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

28. You said that people are afraid of loneliness when they walk. I said this is not what you should do when there are many people.

29. You are the dial and I am the pointer. I can't escape from you in my life.

30. Do you know the biggest difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart.

3 1. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

32. Do you know what I want to drink most? I want to care about you most.

33. "I'm a little afraid of you." "Why?" "Because I'm afraid of my wife."

34. "It's annoying not to thunder." What's so annoying about this? "I can't find a reason to drill into your arms."

35. The short hair you cut is very beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. Your smell is soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm suitable for you, too.

36. "shout Do you know what I'm doing? " Blow and I care about you

37. "Seeing you recently makes me dizzy." "Why?" "Because love makes people dizzy."

38. My greatest weakness is yours.

39. If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.

40. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.

The earthy love story is suitable for expressing the sentence 3 4 1. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.

42. Don't complain, give me a hug.

43. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

44. If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose. Because I can't hide my love for you.

45. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"

46. "Do you know what is the most beautiful in the world?" What? "you"

47. You seem to be a relative of my family. What? My dad's son-in-law-Tu Wei's boyfriend Liao.

48. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?" I don't know. "My wife."

49. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

50. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

5 1. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."

52. "Before I met you, I had many demands for the future, but after I met you. . . "What happened? "After meeting you, I just need to ask you."

53. How much I like you, maybe I can't describe it myself, just like you are the moon, I am the star, and all the stars in the sky are just for you.

54. Your eyes are really beautiful. They are only suitable for me.

55. "The tiger doesn't show off, so you have to do the same to me." What? "You are my girlfriend."

56. What noodles do I want to eat? What's on your mind?

57. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?

58. There are 100 ways to eat and I miss you 98 times a day.

59. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

60.what are you? You belong to me.