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I can't sleep. Talk about it interestingly.

1, I dreamed that the fat man came to see me in Jinan. When he saw me, he mocked me in every way, saying that I was too fat to stay, and then he left with a cold face. . My heart is blocked and I can't sleep anymore.

2. I woke up relaxed and happy this morning in spring, and there were fewer beautiful women in science and engineering. If you can't sleep at night, just surf the Internet.

3, insomnia every night, if I fall asleep one night, it must be abnormal, or I am dead.

I can't sleep. . . You watched it for two hours, and my boss gave me a few seconds of video. I watched it hundreds of times. . . . How can I miss you on holiday? I am haunted.

5. I will never drink milk tea after 6 pm ... My mother is mentally retarded. Can't sleep in the middle of the night, get up and study, and can't stop.

6. I used to have insufficient sleep, insomnia and dreams, no spirit during the day, and bad temper. After drinking rose fresh, sleep has improved, and the whole person's state is different.

7. I can't sleep in the middle of the night, so I hum my mood into a song. But humming a song on the beach.

8. I have insomnia. I can't sleep at night and I can't wake up during the day.

9. Tonight, we broke up. I told you, I'm still thinking. I can't sleep until dawn.

10, have a good rest, drink more water, drink more water, have a good rest, can't sleep, get better tomorrow, don't walk out of breath …

1 1. People start snoring after sleeping for two minutes. I can't sleep in 200 positions for two hours.

12, I dreamed of a car accident one night. I was scared in a cold sweat when I fell off the bridge, and then I couldn't sleep.

13, this is not insomnia, but difficulty falling asleep. Suddenly afraid of the night, afraid of silence, afraid of a person's room. ...

14, q: what about insomnia at night? A: Working at night!

15, I worked a night shift and was very tired, but I still couldn't sleep at this time. ...

16, my eyes are sleepy, but I can't sleep at noon. Now my eyes are sleepy and I don't want to take a bath …

17, I can't sleep in the middle of the night. Find a one-year-old wife and a pony ear dog for the monster, which can be used in the cities around Maanshan. If it is too far away, it is not considered to be sent to other places for breeding, and the breeding fee is four digits.

18, even if I can't sleep at night, I still feel good at night and don't like the arrival of the morning. All the people in the world live according to their own life trajectory and have a feeling of being abandoned.

19, Patient: Can't sleep, Doctor: These pills, red can make you dream about Andy Lau, white about Jay, and green dreams about nourishing your hair! Patient: What about me? Doctor: Then you can see Guo Rong!

20. Originally a very happy drama, I was scared to sleep by two strange scenes that suddenly appeared. What have I done with this courage? Detective Chinatown.

2 1. If you can't sleep, get up and do something. Don't lie there worrying. It is anxiety, not insomnia, that afflicts people physically and mentally.

22. My future is a dream. Unfortunately, I still have insomnia.

23. If you miss me, you can't sleep. If you want to see me, you must sleep. I will hold hands with you in my dream. How can you see without sleeping? Honey, go to sleep. Don't make yourself a national treasure. Good night, baby.