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What are the routines for flirting with girls?
1. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I will marry you. 2. I want to ask a way, the way to your heart. I have super powers and like you very much. I don't miss you at all. I'll think about it at half past one. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married. 6. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced? 7. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times. 8. I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, when you grow up like this, you get the top three in the beauty pageant at most. 9. Do you like cats or dogs? Cat: meow; Dog: Wang Wang. 10 Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one? 1 1, you are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it. 12, from now on I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. Aren't you tired? You have run in my world several times. 14. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor. 15, I'm nine, you're three, besides you, you're still. 16, "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!" 17, "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?" 18, "Do you know why I have a cold?" "Because you have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all." 19, don't let me see you again, otherwise, I will like you once when I see you. 20. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village." 2 1. Look, I have a handful of dirt in my hand. Are you going to plant it in my hand? 22. "I want to travel." "Where to?" "In your heart." 23. "I think I am selfish." "Where is selfish?" "I only like you and don't give others a chance." 24. are you blind Hit me in the heart. 25, the ambition is not big, and those who win the world win the world! 26. I found you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo. 27. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? This is your fault. 28. In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff. 29. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you. I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings. 3 1. It took all my luck to meet you in my lifetime. 32. I am sure of everything. In fact, all I need is your kiss. 33. Here is the ticket, and here is the receipt. You are my favorite female ticket. 34. This is the palm, this is the refill, and you are my sweetheart. 35. Who will be hurt when a stone hits the head? Of course I have a headache. No, my heart hurts. 36. This is jelly, this is a tree hole, and you are my heart. 37. Do you smell anything burning? That's my heart burning. 38. I wandered around for the first half of my life and made soup for you for the second half. Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you. Do you know what you look like? What person? My woman. 4 1, can you help me wash things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me. 42. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart. 43. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble." 44. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it? If there is no gravity on the earth, I'm afraid my world is yours. 46. I am afraid that there will be no return, I am afraid of empty joy, and I am afraid that it is not you. 47. Did you cheat? Then why do I always get full marks in my heart? 48. People love you only because they want to sleep with you. I'm different. A sofa or a kitchen will do. 49. Do you want me to apologize or let me confess? 50. I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you. 5 1, I will like you wherever I meet you. 52. "Classmate, may I know you?" "Why?" "I think your future has something to do with me." Since you said good night to me for the first time, I have decided to give you a good night every day. 54. Can't you accompany your girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend. Oh? Didn't you say you always had a goddess? Am I not chatting with her? 55. When you were thin, you were in my heart. When you are fat, you can't get out. 56. I can't say you, but I like you. Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love. 58. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 30. 59. "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Staring at you." 60. Are you nearsighted (not nearsighted)? Then why can't you see that I like you? 6 1. Have you asked about the smell of burning? Is that my heart burning? 62. Do you know what my weakness is? This is my weakness. 63. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing. 64. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me fall in love with me! 65. I want to go somewhere. Where is it? Fuck you! Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you. 67. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you." 68. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou. 69. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill, vigorous ... 70. Only state officials can set fire, and you are not allowed to leave me. 7 1, "Where are you from", "Hangzhou people", "No, you are my sweetheart" 72, "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate". 73. "Who are you?" "Tiger." "No, you belong to me." 74. Can you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee. 75. "Let me ask you a question. Do you run fast?" "No, why?" "Then I should be able to catch up with you." "Pretty fast, what's the matter?" "Then can I chase you?" 76. "I always feel that one head is not enough." "What's the matter?" "I miss you every day, not enough ~ ~" 77. "Do you have any matches?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?" Aren't you tired? You have run in my world several times. 79. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? Tang Priest imitates me and marries you. 80. Flowers bloom in the easterly night. I want to live in your house. 8 1, I want to ask a way to your heart. 82. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou. 83. "Stay with me in this life. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way. " 84. I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise why do you make me want to sleep more and more? 85. I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of date. 86. Do you smell burning? That's my burning heart for you. 87. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill. 88. I didn't think as much as I did when firecrackers sounded on New Year's Eve. 89. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me? 90. My hand was scratched, and so were you, so we are a couple. 9 1, don't make me love you, suit yourself. 92. I want to buy something. Wait a minute. I will marry you. 93. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you? 94. Have you gained weight again recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart? 95. The mouth is sweet because the heart is sweet, and the heart is sweet because you are inside. 96. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife. 97. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome? 98. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something. 99. The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you. 100 I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow. What kinds of love stories do girls have? Love stories of girls 1. If the whole world is hostile to you, I will tell you a lifetime love story. I can't see myself with my eyes closed, but I can see you I want nothing in this world except you. I wish I knew how to give you up. Sometimes I miss you so much that I can't stand it. 6. For you, Qian Qian, countless times! For you, more than a thousand times! ) 7. Here, you met your starlight and I met you. 8. I believe that in this world, some people have some things and some love, and love at first sight is doomed to be bound for life. They are destined to grow in their hearts and live forever like trees. 9, like you, like your salt, sweet to others. I remember all your days. 1 1, high emotional intelligence 1, I want to kiss you when I am happy, and I want to be kissed when I am unhappy. 12, if you lack love and want to see how much I can give you, it doesn't matter, I can give you everything. Thank you for your smile. I used to panic about my life. 14, do you know what I cherish most? Is the first word of this sentence. 15, whether you care about me or not, I will still care about you. 16, I hope this stage play about love will never end! 17, I smiled inexplicably, just because I thought of you. 18, I love you so much that I don't even want my own feelings. You make me feel so lucky when I am by your side. 20. When I am with you, I hope that time will stand still, but time can always find a way to fly by.
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