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"What I am flirting with is not Han, but loneliness."

01

If you don’t flirt, you will never know how cheating you are

As an older leftover girl and an older virgin, I Every time I pass by a lively place, every time I see a clean and handsome guy, I will think about it: How old are you, whether you are married...?

"Yes, did you notice me?"

After thinking for a long time, I didn't dare to act. Just walk by silently with your head down and forget it.

Living in a fourth-tier city in China, I feel lonely. He has an extremely ordinary face, an extremely ordinary figure, and wears thick gold-rimmed glasses. I'm the kind of girl you can never find in a crowd.

Too traditional, too ordinary. When I look at a boy, I lower my head and dare not speak. The cancer that caused me to be single has entered an advanced stage.

Having watched too many Korean dramas and following her life for a long time, I decided: either to die alone or to change myself. I want: Take the initiative to flirt.

On February 2 this year, in order to bring good luck and peach blossoms in the new year, I changed my hairstyle and had a very gentle perm. When I looked at myself in the mirror, I became more and more confident. Overwhelmed with love.

As I looked around, I looked into the eyes of the handsome guy who had permed my hair in the mirror. By the way, this man has cut my hair many times, but he hasn't even had a chance to interact with me.

Thinking about it, every time I come here I don’t pay much attention to him, and he always takes care of my hair tenderly and dutifully. He probably only has the back of my head in his mind.

As the saying goes, evil comes from courage. That day, relying on the new and beautiful image, I looked at his simple and clean eyebrows in the mirror, and couldn't help but sigh, "Handsome, your skin is really good, but I am darker."

He Hearing this, he smiled slightly, still playing with my hair gently, and replied lightly, "You are not considered black." I followed, "How can you understand the sadness of us 'black pearls'."

The handsome guy then chuckled, opened his chatterbox, and continued to ask, "Are you still studying?" I was secretly happy in my heart, and took advantage of the opportunity to show a slightly shy and silly smile in the mirror, "You are really I can talk, I have graduated six years ago.”

At that moment, the handsome guy became interested and started to look at me, looking at my baby face again and again, and finally sighed, "But you look so small."

I lowered my head in a shy manner, blushing at the words I was about to say. "The reason why I look so young is that, firstly, I have not had much social experience, and secondly, I am still a young girl, so I look relatively young and small."

This As soon as the words came out, I saw the handsome guy in the mirror. His hands obviously paused for a moment, and his fair face turned a little red, making him look a little overwhelmed. I pretended not to know, and the handsome guy continued to fix my hair, but he always seemed a little absent-minded, his eyes drifting back and forth in the mirror from time to time.

I tried my best to speak quickly, but I also knew that I would stop when I was done, so I left a few gentle smiles for him to remember.

At least, every time I passed by their barber shop and met his eyes, they were meaningful and ambiguous.

After my first try, I finally understood the profound connotation of the old saying "a woman chases a man with a veil". Even though my little heart was beating to the point of committing suicide, I pressed it back and stuffed it in to pretend to be calm.

That day, he asked for my contact information.

02

Recognizing a man’s heart through teasing and being teased

Just like other things, teasing a man is a matter of , if you don’t try it, you won’t have the chance to experience the fun, you won’t know your emotional intelligence potential, and you won’t get the awesome experience to show off.

After winning the first battle, I will continue to train my troops.

Because I couldn’t bear the fat I had accumulated all winter, I invited my best friends to apply for a fitness card together to open up a new world with many beautiful bodies.

In the gym, I see countless handsome guys, who want height, chest muscles, and balls... Allow me to swallow quietly first.

One time when I was walking fast on the treadmill, a handsome guy stood on the treadmill next to me. I turned my head and looked, my little heart couldn't help but tremble, I was attracted by the man with both good looks and flesh.

Later, probably because my beautiful eyes conveyed my love so well, he took the initiative to ask for my WeChat account.

I began to take the initiative in reciprocity. As time went by, we became very active on WeChat. The handsome guy finally couldn't help but send me a video of his blood boiling.

In the video, he was shirtless and stood in front of the mirror to take a selfie: he slowly raised his arms, then flexed them to show various muscle groups, and took the opportunity to shake his two chest muscles, and then Nunu showed a wicked smile. , this guy actually started to take off his pants, revealing the seductive curves of his crotch...

He originally intended to tease people, but ended up being teased instead. The video made me, a yellow-flowered girl, bump into each other and blush.

Fortunately, we didn’t face each other face to face. I had time to adjust my breathing. When I came to my senses, I found that I actually didn’t like muscular men that much. So I turned off the video and sent him a message, "Handsome guy, there is too much meat and it feels oppressive. It is not my cup of tea."

The handsome guy quickly rolled his eyes and then said, "It's not your food, is it your best friend's food?" At that moment, I realized that the world was really dangerous. Did I meet an old driver?

After that time, I summed up my experience: narcissism is indispensable, but don’t be too smart; there is nothing wrong with taking the initiative, but you must also know how to play hard to get.

Men are best at pretending to be stupid while lurking. After all, their species has been good at hunting for thousands of years. When dealing with men, you still need to have two hard brushes.

So, don’t always blindly study the zodiac signs, and don’t watch any popular TV series and apply it to yourself. If you have time, it is better to read "This Thing About Men" by Watanabe Junichi. Only when you know yourself and your enemy can you be flirtatious. The capital to win.

03

Flirting makes life more interesting and happier

In fact, most of the time, "flirting" is not just for Life-long events, if grasped appropriately, can be treated as a lifelong ambition and become a way of cultivation to adjust the body and mind and live a more beautiful life.

First of all, confidence allows you to dare to flirt. When two people establish a connection and communicate, it is like the collision of two energy fields. They may be able to create a different kind of themselves and discover unprecedented potential. This positive energy will in turn strengthen self-confidence, forming a virtuous cycle.

Secondly, taking the initiative to show your charm to the outside world is completely conducive to increasing the secretion of hormones and dopamine, and your skin and mood will improve accordingly.

In order to have the opportunity to show your best condition at any time, you will never slack off. You will never miss out on fitness and skin care, reading and watching movies to accumulate content, and you are always ready to catch men off guard.

Life is too pale and hideous, so we have to be a little "shameless". Abandon those old ideas. As long as the flirting is clever and thoughtful, women will not lose their price if they take the initiative. On the contrary, they can win the heart of their beloved first.

How's it going? I think you will ask me this. Although I still haven't found a boyfriend to lose my virginity to, I already have several candidates - I believe that this spring, I will usher in the spring of my life!

Hey... Actually, what I am flirting with is not Han, but living loneliness. Instead of being lonely, it's better to flirt.