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Describe yourself as a spare tire.

1. You are my dream of being swayed by considerations of gain and loss, and I am your dispensable person.

2. When one person's spare tire is a spare tire, when one hundred people's spare tire is a spare tire, this is a quantitative change that causes qualitative change.

In fact, I know everything in my heart, but I just don't want to accept it.

The first few seconds are like love.

I thought grabbing my brother's hand was grabbing my brother's heart, but who knows my brother is an octopus.

I think one sentence is right: he needs you, but he doesn't want you.

7. Men like to do two things: pull good women into the water and persuade bad women to be good people; Women also like to do two things: fall in love with bad men and pull good men as spare tires.

8. Actually, I saved your photos and listened to your favorite songs. I have tried everything you are interested in. Actually, I like you better than I look. In a trance, I thought you would do the same.

9. What worries me most is that you know clearly that my mind will not accept or refuse, so you hesitate to leave and can't bear it.

10. Do you know why the spare tire is round? Because it is convenient to roll up.

1 1. Even though I know he loves her, I am willing to love him.

12. Take the initiative to find me once and you will feel love.

13. Switch between sugar and slap. When eating candy, I forgot the moment when I was slapped.

14. You are my desire, and I am your boring leisure.

15. I gave my heart, and you accepted my heart, but your love was still given to others.

16. I am the moon in your room. Ask me for light when I'm bored.

17. The obligation to be an object without the rights of the object