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A domineering talk about ear piercings in 2021
1. People with pierced ears should never leave their ears idle
2. Two piercings in the left ear and one piercing in the right ear. Countless prices for earrings. Don’t count the earrings.
3. Release time: -- : Category: Love Talk
4. Three people are walking together, two of them are biting their ears, will the remaining one feel that they are talking bad about themselves?
5. Give you the trust to close your eyes and cover your ears.
6. Don’t use your eyes and ears to deny me
7. If so One day I dyed my black hair and went out with makeup every day. I wore dark nail polish and my ears were filled with silver glitter. Thank you for making me become who I am now.
8. He is the person I love. If you are not blind, please don’t understand him with your ears.
9. Use my eyes to remember your appearance, and my ears to remember your heartbeat.
10. Last night, I was playfully chasing lanterns with you on the street, and my mother pulled my ears. I was caught and brought home, and I will wake up tomorrow smelling of alcohol and already full of burdens
11. Don’t tell me you love me falsely, I will dirty my ears and ruin my eyes
12. There are fewer and fewer girls without pierced ears, and more and more girls have three, four, five, six, and seven piercings in their ears
13. What the hell are you doing? Are you blind or deaf? Didn't you see that he is my boyfriend? You are so embarrassed to hook up with him
14. Today is the winter solstice. Remember to eat dumplings, not frozen ears
15. Maybe I am not that reliable, maybe what you see with your eyes is unreliable, maybe what you hear with your ears is unreliable, but you have to believe in your own heart and I will live in your heart
16. I remember that when I was a child, adults always Don’t point your finger at the moon, be careful of the moon cutting your ears
17. Remember not to use your ears to understand the other half. Rumors are disturbing and don’t forget how important trust is.
18. I never Will use ears to understand the people I love
19. People who understand me never need to use ears to understand me.
20. You say that I listen with one ear and speak with the other, but you don’t know that I remember it with my heart
21. I sit in a tree as if I haven’t walked for many years The blind man has forgotten the sound of walking. My ears are flowers and insects reddened by spring
22. In the days without your warning, my ears always feel lost. I never thought that I kept searching, but kept missing< /p>
23. When I was a child, I heard my grandma say that if you point at the moon at night, when you are asleep, it will sneak down and cut off your ears...
24. My favorite thing about dogs is When the dog is sleeping, I grab its ears and yell: There is a monster... Then it gets up and chases me to bite...
25. Don’t listen to me with your ears. Use it. Think in your heart why I told you not to betray my trust. After all, I will only believe it once.
26. If you have a pair of bright eyes, please don’t use your ears to understand me< /p>
27. When parents are not at home, they always turn on the computer and listen to the footsteps while playing!
28. tutu: I can give you the trust to close your eyes and cover your ears
29. I have given you the trust to blindfold your eyes and block your ears.
30. If you are not blind, don’t use your ears to observe me
31. If you are not blind, please don’t just use your ears to understand me, okay? Otherwise you will just think that I am blind. I'm attracted to you
32. Ear piercings heal easily, which means all the pain you endured is in vain! ! !
33. Infections occur frequently, and the redness and swelling may last from a few days to a week.
34. A kiss is a mouth telling a secret instead of pouring it into the ears.
35. Give me your shoulder when I cry. Give me your ears when I lose my temper, and give me your heart when I talk.
That's enough
36. The little white rabbit has two white ears erect, so cute, coquettish and well-behaved
37. Lies told to the ears make the eyes move< /p>
38. When love has only a mouth and no ears, you only believe what you guess. When love has only eyes and no ears, you only see what you are afraid of seeing
39. Spongebob: How can you believe it? Because you have no ears at all!!
40. If you listen to music with headphones in the car, the earphone cord will shock your ears
41. The world is so noisy and sweet dreams are always disturbed. It’s not good. Long ears are so trouble-free.
42. If your eyes are blind and your limbs are weak, I will hold you and hold you, I will see clearly for you. You must know that I can give you the trust to close your eyes and cover your ears
43 . Master Xing said that Wukong died by talking in his sleep. Maybe it was because he screamed loudly when he slept with the golden cudgel in his ears? Hahaha
44. I blindfolded your eyes and closed your ears to trust you, but it turned out that I was deceiving myself all along. A collection of domineering sayings about the start of school in 2021
The words are now It’s September, no matter what happens, no matter what storms there are, the final result is always that friends from all over the country start school and rush to the same place. So, don’t be anxious, there are still two days left for registration.
1. In two days, the sultry seniors will replace their flip flops with canvas shoes, their floral pants with jeans, put away their sleazy smiles, hide their sullen eyes, and help you Guide the way, carry your bags for you, solve your puzzles, answer your doubts, ask for your phone number, ask you about buckles, screw everyone, and add you as a friend! Yes, the seniors are ready to go!
2. Summer vacation, you can’t die! Can't die! What should I do if you die? I don’t want to go with Mr. Starter! I don’t want it! Summer vacation, are you going to abandon me? How am I going to survive? Mr. Start of School, stay away from me! I don't want to go with you! Shit is open
3. Please heat up! Please be exposed! Please ask forty degrees! I hope there will be rain! It doesn’t matter if we suffer! We must let the freshman children get some exercise! ! !
4. People who are looking forward to the start of school are because there are people in other places, and people who are not looking forward to the start of school are because there are people in the local area!
5. Whether you go to school or not, the school is there and starts on time. You read it or you don't, the book is there and you have to read it sooner or later. Whether you listen to the class or not, the teacher is there and will not leave until get out of class is over. Whether you study or not, the exam is there and will never give up. You come or you don't come, the roll call is there, love comes or not. Go to school in silence. Lonely and helpless.
6. Those seniors who wear slippers to class, they are just being honest. Maybe you will welcome that well-dressed senior who only wears shoes on that day every semester.
7. No precautions or worries. You started school like this and brought me tragedy during my summer vacation.
8. When school started, the teacher said: The school is our home. After the semester was over, the teacher said: Do you think school is your home?
9. It is said that there is a phobia called school phobia. Unfortunately, I have suffered from this disease for many years.
10. Do you still remember the first day of school when you arrived at the dormitory? Everyone pretends to be serious.
11. September is here again. The senior seduces the junior, the junior seduces the senior, the senior covets the junior, the junior clings to the senior, the senior is jealous of the junior, the junior hates the senior, the senior The season when the seniors abandon the seniors, the seniors take revenge on the seniors, the seniors deceive the juniors, the juniors fawn over the seniors, the juniors pursue the juniors, and the juniors reject the juniors
12. Good seniors don’t welcome newcomers. Those people who rush to help you carry your luggage as soon as you settle down are not good seniors, they are good wolves. The kindest people are just selling phone cards.
13. Let me tell you a piece of tragic news that makes you cry, grieve, absolutely shocked, and quite regrettable news: Dear, your summer balance has been used up. If you need to recharge a large amount, you still need to recharge. Wait another month
14. My wish for the beginning of school: The school collapsed, the teacher went crazy, the homework belongs to others, and the lover belongs to me.
2021 Domineering Talk about Not About Love
1. During class today, the teacher hadn’t come yet, and there was a lively commotion in the classroom. A classmate suddenly said: Summon the bitch! The teacher entered the classroom.
2. When I went out today, I saw a beautiful woman holding a child on the road. I walked up and touched the child, and said to the beautiful woman: This child is so cute. Can I give it a kiss? The beauty said: Of course. So I held the beauty's face and kissed her.
3. When I look in the mirror, I usually don’t dare to look too much for fear that I will fall in love with myself. Really, how can there be such ugly people in the world, but how can they be so charming and attractive?
4. Last night when I went to bed, I dreamed of a white-haired old man tying a red rope around my body. I beat him without saying a word, until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he knelt down to beg for mercy before I stopped. Later I asked him, what is your name? The old man said that others call me Yuelao. Is it too late to go to Yuelao Temple to apologize now?
5. I remember when I was a child, I saw a boy with exquisite facial features, handsome face, and pure and clean breath. He looked like an elf who could not eat the fireworks of the world. My mother told me that day, and it was also my first time. You know kids, that’s called a mirror!
6. I confessed my love to the goddess and transferred the yuan using WeChat. After receiving the yuan, the goddess decisively returned the yuan and said: I don’t love you, thank you! So I replied again, and she replied decisively. After repeating this for many times, I gave her an idea. , she continued to reply, and I blocked her three times in a row
7. The power of wanting to die but not daring has been supporting me to live until now.
8. Several of our friends were chatting together. One of them, named Li, asked: My wife is about to give birth, what should I name her? Another answer: If it’s a girl, let’s call her Li Yamei! Everyone thought it was pretty good, but who knew this idiot would come up with another sentence: From now on, your wife will call you Yamei Daddy!
9. Today I suddenly discovered that love in junior high school died from changing seats, high school died from class placement, and college died from graduation. But I am neither of them. Until now, I have no shame in falling in love and died from looks.
10. I know this is wrong, but it’s so fun to waste my time!
11. I had a dream at night. I dreamed that a group of people were chasing me and beating me! Then I woke up with a start, drank some water and went back to sleep. Unexpectedly, I came back to that dream again. Those people said: Oh, damn, you still dare to come back?
12. This winter is getting colder and colder. I asked my dad: When can our family buy an air conditioner? Dad frowned in embarrassment: I’ll buy it tomorrow! The next day, my father took a rusty second-hand air conditioner home and said to us: If it’s cold, just lift this air conditioner. If you lift it a few times, your body will be warm.
13. There is a doctor who is an anorectal doctor. At a party, he was asked why he chose such a department. The friend sighed and said that he was still transferring departments at that time, and he had dinner with several old doctors in the hospital. , so I asked which department in the hospital made more money. Some said surgery and some said orthopedics. At this time, a respected old director of the hospital said: Shit! Ophthalmology is the most profitable! So my friend finally chose anorectal surgery.
14. After watching other people flirting with girls, I tried it too. Now I am lying in the hospital, but the nurse lady is very beautiful. Then I tried again, and now I am in the police station. The policewoman is also very beautiful. I I guess it was because I wasn't sincere enough the first two times, so I tried it once and decided to stop shaving my head. Finally I went to jail, but the prison guard was a super invincible beautiful girl. I mustered up the courage and tried again with unprecedented courage. Now I have successfully reached the end. As soon as I heard the sound of the gun being loaded, I looked at it in despair. Looking in the face of the execution judge, shoot me, I can still flirt. Then I opened my eyes again and arrived at Naihe Bridge. I looked at Po Meng in front of me and thought Po Meng was not bad. I planned to try again one last time!
15. Don’t wait, your lover will never come, he is a piece of trash who spends all day on the Internet to eat chicken.
16. My name is annoying, lovable, and never tire of it.
17. Lost at chess with my girlfriend. No way! You are the chess master in the class. After she learned it, she didn't follow the routine at all. Her soldiers could take two steps and be called special forces. Her cannon can climb two mountains. It is said that now that technology has developed, the distance has been increased. Her car could turn, and she asked me if I had ever seen a car that couldn't turn. Her horse can move its eyes and is said to be a thousand-mile horse.
Her elephant can cross the river, but she asked me if I have ever seen an elephant that is afraid of water?
18. I really like a pure girl in school. I have been paying attention to her for a long time. Whenever she appears, I can’t help but stare at her. She is very cute and innocent, but I have never dared to confess. Yesterday I saw her crying so sadly that I took a long time to work up the courage and walked over to comfort her. I just said, "Stop crying. It makes me sad to see you cry too." She raised her head and cried and said: The doctor said that my body can no longer fight, but I don't know who the father of the child is, what should I do? I went back to the dormitory and learned to smoke that night.
19. As soon as I entered school, I had no freedom, no food for three meals, no limbs, I was miserable for five days, I had no master, I had to take make-up exams for seven subjects, I had too many wives, I went to a ninth-rate school, I regretted it very much.
20. Fart is the cry of the unyielding soul of the food you eat.
21. Welcome to Glory of Kings, I have five seconds to reach your heart.
22. If the person you like happens to like you too, do you know what it’s called? That's called imagination.
23. I heard that there is a kind of coffee called cat poop coffee, which is made by letting a cat eat the coffee beans and then using the cat's poop to make coffee. I also bought a few kilograms of coffee beans and fed my cat the coffee beans after he had been hungry for a few days, but the stupid cat would rather die than eat them. So, I patiently stuffed the cat’s mouth one by one, giving it half a catty at a meal. At night, the cat had diarrhea, but some of the coffee beans inside were still intact. I looked at the pile of cat poop and fell into deep thought< /p>
24. A few days ago, a few friends had a dinner together and played Truth or Dare. One of my boyfriend’s buddies lost. He chose Dare, and I asked him to do some long-term talking to a man present. An affectionate confession lasting more than five minutes. This guy confessed to my boyfriend, and then I broke up with him yesterday
25. We are not familiar with each other, but you can use money to get close to me.
26. If you don’t understand something, you can kiss me anytime.
27. I heard from my father that my mother didn’t want to have a child too early and wanted to abort me with money. I wanted to drink soda while walking, so I bought a bottle. When I arrived at the hospital, I found out that I was short of money for a bottle of soda! That’s how I became now
28. As soon as my husband came home from playing mahjong at a neighbor’s house, my wife said excitedly: Husband, this is the couple’s underwear we bought together when we went out this summer. Do you remember? ? After I washed it and hung it to dry on the balcony, a pervert hooked me away with a stick. . . After listening to his wife's words, the husband's mood relaxed. He loosened the underwear he found from his neighbor's house in his pocket and said to himself: It turns out that I wrongly blamed my wife. . .
29. The biology teacher pointed to hemoglobin in class today and said to us: Look, that thing that looks like a persimmon cake is hemoglobin! Then she talked about how delicious the persimmon cakes in her hometown were. After a minute, the teacher came back to her senses: Sorry, there was a break. Let’s continue talking about persimmon cakes. . .
30. Man: What do you want? Can you please stop being unreasonable? Woman: I'm making trouble unreasonably. Yes, I'm making trouble unreasonably. As a man, can't you just say sorry? If you just say sorry to me, that's the end of it! Man: I'm sorry. Woman: Do you think saying sorry is enough?
31. In the summer, I went to the hippo pool in Beijing Zoo. Because of the hot weather, only the head of the hippo was exposed. Then I heard a girl say: Oh my God! There are such big frogs!
32. Last year, my mobile phone was stolen while riding at the North Bus Terminal. I quickly used a friend’s mobile phone to call, but was hung up three times in a row. After a while, I received a text message: Brother, stop calling. Are you annoyed? I will never return the phone to you!
33. Teacher: The farmer raises a chicken that can lay an egg every day. How many eggs can he get in a week? Student: Teacher, does his hen have a rest on Sunday?
34. When I was a child, my father told me that I picked it up next to the trash can. From then on, whenever I was unhappy or sad, I would sit next to the trash can because it felt like home there.
35. Son: The teacher said that it is against the law for a father to hit his son. Dad: Idiot! What the teacher said was national law, and what I used to hit you was family law.
36. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.
37. Those who have a partner are called New Year’s Eve, and those who have no partner are called staying up late.
38. Girl: I ran away from home when I was 18 years old, but you were by my side. When I was helpless, you were by my side. Now that I am lovelorn, you are still by my side. I found out now. . . Man: Is this the way you want to express your love to me? ! Woman: I found out now. . . Are you a broom star?
39. I was playing with my mobile phone when I was at work. The manager came over and patted me on the shoulder and said: You deserve some snacks from your work! I nodded to the manager, picked up the phone and called, ordering Japanese matcha, strawberry daifuku, yogurt purple sweet potato, coconut glutinous rice, bean paste and sesame.
40. Watching the ending of Butterfly Lovers, when Butterfly Lovers turned into two butterflies in the melancholy music, my eyes were wet and I silently blessed their love in my heart. Suddenly my roommate burst into laughter and I was surprised. Ask what happened? She said that Liang Zhu was a fool, and said that a butterfly's life is only about a day, so why should she become a butterfly and be so poor? If you become two bastards, this ending will be the most perfect. Damn, luckily the screenwriter is not you. 2021 Domineering Talk
1. Don’t say I am arrogant, it’s just that I refuse to deal with animals!
2. Don’t say you will change, hinder my pace and waste my youth.
3. Sorry, I have my number one male, and I don’t want to be your number two female. Thank you
4. I have always told myself, don’t want it if you can’t think about it, don’t want it if you can’t get it.
5. If everything gets boring, I don’t mind quitting halfway.
6. Not everyone can do the "play hard to get" thing in love!
7. I can’t give you the whole world. But my world is all for you!
8. Please, take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.
9. I am ambitious enough to meet anyone’s madness
10. Don’t touch what is mine, and leave it alone if it is not mine.
11. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no other choice but to grow old together.
12. No one can tell me to lose, unless I don’t want to win.
13. It’s not like I can’t do it alone. I’ve always been so strong that no one needs to worry about me.
14. You are the only one in this world who has the right to hurt me, and that right was given to me.
15. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time?
16. I am willing to do anything, but I am not willing to love you.
17. Don’t be obsessed with sister, she will make your nose bleed.
18. If you are not me, it is best not to interpret my life with your own understanding.
19. I don’t deserve your love, and you don’t deserve my love even more.
20. There are no losers in the world, unless you don’t want to win.
21. Don’t think that you are great. In my eyes, you are nothing at all.
22. I stick to my style and live in my time.
23. Embrace the only you in this world, hopelessly firm.
24. Exchange a moment for one that lasts forever, exchange now for your future.
25. As a rainbow, the whole sky should shine after the rain.
26. People who like you want your present; people who love you also want your future.
27. When the time comes, we will hold hands openly.
28. I don’t want to owe you anything. I have collected all the cold water you poured on me. After boiling it, I will pour it back to you.
29. I can love vigorously, or I can leave simply, but it all depends on you.
30. If you don’t tell, you won’t understand. This is the distance. I've said it, but you still don't understand. This is the generation gap.
31. With me, you don’t need anything. No matter how wild your heart is, you know how to refuse.
32. Although I don’t have a love worth envying, I do have friendships that make me proud.
33. Don’t tell me how good she is. Why don’t you tell me that I’m not too weak to take care of you.
34. Everyone enjoys success, but not everyone wants to take the road to success.
35. Shake hands with loneliness, say hello to the air, don’t be too nice to me, I will be proud.
36. No matter if I am abandoned by the whole world, I still have myself and I love myself.
37. If you think I am easy to deceive, then please continue and I will watch your performance.
38. Always be a first-rate version of yourself, and never be a second-rate version of others
39. I am in a bad mood today and just want to say four sentences, including the first two sentences. I'm done.
40. One day, my name will be on your family’s household registration book. I can’t be your wife and stepmother.
41. I want you to understand that I have begun to love you, and you have no right to refuse.
42. Asking what love is in the world, it is one thing that comes down to another.
43. You ask me what I like about you, and I say I like you to stay away from me.
44. Don’t tell your sister that we will grow old together. She will always have black hair.
45. We are still on the thorny road, and there are still snowy mountains that have not been climbed, the river has not been crossed, the dragon has not been killed, and the handsome boy has not been picked up. 46. Now I am a man, so I don’t want him. Provoke other women again.
47. Put away your ambiguity, take him and get out of here.
48. What’s in your head is not brain but soy milk.
49. Don’t mess with my sister, she has a secret weapon: I’ll slap you to death with one slap, slap you to death with two slaps, and I’ll kill you with three slaps
50. Those who obey me will prosper. I am the one who dies, I don’t have much to say and I control it myself.
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