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Tik Tok's classic answer

I. Life

Four busybodies: helping mud, carving rotten wood, turning salted fish and scalding dead pigs.

2. I have been busy pretending to be cute and growing up. When I grow up, I am busy dating and taking care of my hair.

I envy you ugly people. If you are lovelorn, you can at least say "Who made me ugly" to comfort yourself.

You never know how rich those people who look poor are. But I'm different. I look poor. ...

I went to see Weibo and Paul Wong, and someone commented on him: I really like your Journey to the West.

6. Since my parents can play WeChat. I am not sentimental, sad, loving, and take photos without revealing my clothes. The whole person is full of positive energy.

I really envy you people who have boyfriends to accompany you to the concert. Unlike me, my boyfriend will try to give you a concert.

8. In the gale, a salesman leaned against the corner and said loudly to the phone, "Good! All right! Good! " A passer-by stopped suddenly, stepped back to him and handed him the egg cake.

9. What kind of man do you like? I like men who are radiant when they smile. -You mean Tathagata?

There is no edge with Tenuto Mountain, heaven and earth are in harmony, and dare to leave you. To those good brothers who are willing to lend me money without urging me to pay it back.

1 1. I still remember that it was very popular to put up posters on desks and cover them with transparent tape in junior high school. There is a buddy who is very good at sticking tape without foaming. Now he puts up cell phone envelopes on the street. Sure enough, you can see his career from his school days. ......

I remember the first time I took the train. I asked my uncle why the train was running backwards. Then my uncle and I changed seats. ...

Thirteen. In order to live up to today's fine weather. Come to the basketball court. There are many people playing ball games, and sure enough, they picked up a lot of mineral water bottles.

Fourteen. I've been on a business trip for a month, and today, the takeaway at home suddenly called me. I said, what happened? He said, I just want to ask you, am I losing you soon?

15. You are always so stingy and broke several doors.

Sixteen years old. What every student is good at is: in

Exclude two wrong ones from the four options, and then choose the wrong one from the remaining two.

People like me can't lose weight because they like to eat when they are happy and have a better appetite when they are sad. ......

I don't want anything now except my boyfriend. As long as you can help me, you can get a girlfriend for free.