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The classic sentence of asking for a red envelope makes others give out red envelopes.

1, someone told me that I walk 20,000 steps a day and give me a red envelope every day. Haha, I'll just stick to it.

2. The takeaway brother delivered the meal forty minutes late and wanted to send me a five-dollar red envelope, which was rejected by my righteous words.

3. Start collecting red envelopes early in the morning and have two birthdays every year.

4. Eleven is coming. I calculated that at least 3K should be given a red envelope. 2K+ [Allow Sadness] [Allow Sadness] [Allow Sadness] Pretend not to see or pretend not to see?

Every time I see a red envelope in my circle of friends, I want a red envelope. What else is there? Why do I smell the village girl?

6, whole body, credit card, bank card, Alipay, WeChat red envelope, the balance is 0. Starved to death in the northwest wind.

7. What a pity! She never said a few words. After giving birth, she blushed for a red envelope.

8. Does the family ask the ex-girlfriend for a red envelope?

9. Who is really as disgusting as a mad dog?

10, I haven't contacted for a long time, and I know that my situation is so difficult, so I will buy all kinds of things and send me red envelopes.

1 1. It is said that the circle of friends has been showing love recently, giving out red envelopes and wearing lipstick. She asked in a little girl's voice: shallow? Then her boyfriend stopped for three seconds and said, Then you are superficial. Give me a red envelope.

12, my dad thought I ate mala Tang because I had no money, so he gave me all kinds of red envelopes, but I just wanted to eat it ~

Happy birthday to my brother.

Thank the boss for sending red envelopes.

1. Someone told me that I walk 20,000 steps a day and give me a red envelope every day. Haha, I insisted. Look at that.

I hope you can keep the habit of giving me red envelopes as always in the future.

3. It feels good to receive a red envelope from my little friend.

4. I received a red envelope again. I just want to praise my brother in four words. My eyes are really good.

What moved me even more was that my daughter said to me before going to bed, "Mom, the baby loves you very much." Holding her at the moment is like having the whole world.

6. Please try not to use words to express things that can be solved with red envelopes during this time!

7. It was the happiest moment of childhood. At dawn, the rooster crowed, hastily put on new clothes, shoes and socks, and happily asked the elders for red envelopes.

I love you. To me, you are bread in the morning, banana in the evening, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan.

No matter what happens in the future, I want to thank you for coming into my life and bringing me beauty and happiness!

10. The mood of receiving gifts is as bright as sunshine.

1 1. I'm really glad that someone can think of me on my birthday. Thank you for your birthday red envelope. I am very happy.

12. I received a red envelope from my husband and daughter early in the morning, happy. The popularity of foreign festivals makes it impossible for me to ignore my birthday, which is not easy to remember.

13. My dad thought I ate mala Tang because I had no money, so he gave me all kinds of red envelopes, but I just wanted to eat it ~

14. dragons look up, people look up, ask for a raise, red envelopes, good luck, health, promotion, wealth, happiness, and forward whatever you want. There is always a short message that can be forwarded to that person to help you realize it!

The red envelope of 15. 13 14 represents that we have been in love for 13 14 days, and it also represents our determination to love each other for a lifetime.

16. Although I was really dizzy by the barber today, I still felt great when I received the gift.

17. Window couplets with Chinese knots, melon seeds candy cakes, delicious dishes, jiaozi red envelopes and new clothes, dragon and lion dances and firecrackers, spacious windows and clean roads, Vientiane Renewal Gala, Spring Festival: Chinese flavor. I wish you a happy new year.

18. When I am in a bad mood and lose my temper, please kiss me and give me a red envelope. Husband, don't argue with me.

19. Dear spot sauce! The gift is received! I'm so happy! Thank you.

20. I received another gift. I just want to praise my brother in four words. His eyes are really good.

Birthday red envelope greetings

1. Comfortable and quiet old age is a kind of rest, a kind of pleasure and a supreme enjoyment! On this special day, I wish you happiness as long as the East China Sea, long life as the South Mountain, and health and happiness will always accompany you!

2. Catch some fireflies and put them in your dream picture to dress up as stars. Take some photos of laughter and put them in your memory of time to decorate the atmosphere, cakes and candles. Dear, please accept my blessing quickly and make a birthday wish. Happy birthday.

3. Not every morning is sunny, not every night is cool and pleasant, not every sailboat can sail, not every life is brilliant, but every birthday has my blessing. I wish you happiness and health forever, and a smile will always hang on your face.

4. Don't care whether others pay attention to you. Don't care what others think of you. Remember, if you are perfect and brave enough in this world, Chang 'e will regret dumping you! Ring: Happy birthday!

Rainbow is the lace of the sun, decorating every sunny day, and stars are the lace of the moon, embellishing every romantic night. Happiness is a birthday wish. I hope you have a wonderful moment, dear. Happy birthday.

6. Once slender hands are no longer gentle. Once black hair, now there are white marks. Once brilliant, now only gentle. Today is my mother's birthday. Pray for peace, wealth, health and well-being!

7. Blossoming flowers, fragrant; A little candlelight, flashing; Bursts of music, flowing with hope; Pieces of cake convey dreams. Birthday messages are flying all over the sky and birthday wishes are long. Wish: Happy birthday!

8. The vast starry sky is shining with little fluorescence; Every ray of light carries a beautiful dream. May every wish you make today come true quickly. Happy birthday!

9. Clone a peace for you, and wish you a healthy life; Clone a happiness for you and share it with you; Clone one for you, let me accompany you forever; Clone a blessing for you. Happy birthday!

10. Unforgettable is your meeting with me, don't forget your acquaintance, remember your acquaintance, and cherish your heart-to-heart, friend. On the occasion of your birthday, send my most sincere wishes to you for a happy birthday, always healthy and beautiful.

1 1. On your birthday, I will send you a boat, hoping to take you to the other side of happiness; On your birthday, I gave you a shade, hoping to help you shelter from the wind and rain; On the occasion of your birthday, I send my best wishes: happiness, health and peace!

12. Today is your birthday. I will package all the happiness and happiness of my life to you and integrate it into this short message. Don't let me down. You are one year older and happier!

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14. I count your birthday by the day, and I am a vegetarian three days in advance. Who knew you had a rescheduled call? Alas, I haven't had breakfast yet. I can only say to you on an empty stomach: birthday chopsticks are left!

15. When you were young, you were always unsmiling. I'm scared to see you every day. Now that I have grown up, you have become a little gentle, so gentle that you ignore my criticism. Dad, I'm sorry. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

16. Do what you want to do, go where you want to go, love the people you want to love, pursue the dreams you want to pursue, make good wishes, embrace a better tomorrow and enjoy a good time. Wish you a happy birthday and a happy life.

The boss sent a red envelope to congratulate him.

1. Happy New Year and debut next year. Happy Chinese New Year, sweet melon. Sacrifice the stove to make noodle soup, and send good luck safely. Clean the New Year, clean the courtyard. Happy new year, happiness and health!

2. Happiness, happiness, happiness, happiness, if these can't fill your heart, I will send you a big red envelope full of blessings!

3. Happiness washes away the troubles of the year, reunion dispels all thoughts, laughter spreads to you and me, and the happiness of the next year is shared by you and me. On this special day, I send my sweetest wishes to you and your family for happiness and health forever.

In 2008, you will encounter: money, rain, lucky wind, friendship, fog, dew, healthy glow, happy clouds, smooth frost, perfect thunder, safe hail and happy flash. Note that they will haunt you for a year!

5. Say congratulations on getting rich and answer the family's well-being; Say a friend wishes everything well, and say a word of success at work. Today is a day to say auspicious words, and today is a happy day.

6. Send you a scarf, full of warmth this year; Give you a pair of gloves and seize this year's opportunity; Give you a postcard with a blessing on it; May you be the first to receive happiness and happiness in the new year before the arrival of the new year.

7. When the kitchen god arrives, go and buy sugar, let him eat well, put honey on his mouth and report kindly: pray for good luck in the coming year; Live a good life, peace is not dry; Good weather, good luck!

8. When the New Year comes, I will send you a good mood: no matter how much water the sea is, how great the mountain is, how many legs the spider has, and how hot the pepper is, in short, you are the most beautiful and happiest, and you will never regret it!

9. A new year is coming again. Ruthless time will take everything away, but only our love has never changed. Dear, I wish you a happy Spring Festival!

10. Everything in the past will become a beautiful memory, and only when everything is over will we know its value. I miss the time you spent with us.

1 1. We will never forget our mother, nor will we lose our deep love for our mother because of the passage of time. Happy Mother's Day!

12. No one in this world loves me more than you; In this world, no one can take your place in my heart. Mom, no matter where you are, I will always love you.