Classic, what if you are unlucky?

1, the so-called unlucky, is the more striding, the more rain.

No matter how unlucky I am, I want to know the way home.

Even if the signature is changed a thousand times, you will not pay attention to it.

When I have money, I will buy lollipops and two. Look, I'll eat one, and I'll show you another.

5, drinking cold water is blocked, eating and eating can choke to death.

6. Give me another push. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you.

7. I believe in treating each other sincerely and admitting that it is unfortunate.

8. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

9, failed the exam, lovelorn, gay friends doesn't love me.

10, tickle, laugh if you are unlucky.

1 1, the worst thing is that eating too fast makes a mess; The worst thing is that I not only choked to death, but also choked to death

12, there is a kind of person who is unlucky, relying on mountains to eat mountains and relying on the sky to eat.

13. The difference between leaders and us is that they walk the red carpet and we walk the zebra crossing.

14, Xiao Pang and I went to the toilet. Xiao Pang praised me for being handsome in the toilet. I was just about to say thank you. Xiao Pang fell into the toilet.

15, this man, the worst thing in his life is to be attracted by a rogue.

16, everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just plain beautiful.

17, I just realized today that you have always been like this.

18, a few drops of manna after a long drought; An old friend and enemy of another country.

19, bad luck is a kind of luck that will never be missed.

20. I feel very unlucky What can I do to remedy it?

2 1, don't always think about why you are so unlucky, think about why you are so unlucky.