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Do you have any good reason to ask for leave?

Is there a problem with buying a house or a house?

Buying a house requires applying for a loan; When the house is delivered, you need to decorate; You need to install the floor, sink and range hood; The house is decorated and needs to be moved; You need to send furniture and appliances to someone to wait. ...

There are many excuses for moving into a new home. The water pipe burst, the upstairs water pipe burst, the sink was installed backwards, and the natural gas leaked.

One advantage of this excuse is that once you open your mouth, you can make a series of edits without repetition.

Driving test or car repair?

Anyone who has taken a driver's license knows that it is very troublesome to take a driver's license now. It will take at least half a year from driving practice to the exam. How to prolong the use of this excuse is simple: I failed the exam.

After the driver's license test, you can repair the car. The tire is flat, the air conditioner is broken, and it needs annual inspection and insurance ... For similar reasons, you can edit a dozen samples that are not repeated.

Give up inheriting grandpa's property and sign it?

This truth is a test of acting skills. Once performed well, the effect is multiplied.

First of all, you should show that you don't want to live by eating old people, refuse to inherit family property, and want to live a good life by your own efforts. By the way, you should tell the boss that I gave up the inheritance, and then I will work harder.

Have diarrhea?

This excuse is really invincible and perfect. One is that it can't be seen from the outside. As long as the acting is good enough, you can definitely be fooled. The second is that you can't stand diarrhea, and no matter how strong your perseverance is, you can't keep working like a high fever. You all know why.

Most importantly, this reason can work even if people suddenly want to take time off in the company. When the leader gives a lecture, you can shout "can't hold it" on the spot and walk away without looking back. ...

Is there a blind date you can't refuse?

For older single young men and women, this reason is very convincing.

When I asked for leave, I said that my family introduced a very nice person to a blind date. I must say, this is related to the happiness of the rest of my life. If you don't let me go, it will delay my life.

Then the next day you can say that the other person doesn't like me, hahahaha.