Funny sentences that want to gain weight but don't gain weight.

I wanted to gain weight, but I didn't. Funny sentence (I) 1. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid I won't be weighed.

I heard that chubby is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is simply nobody! I think it's okay!

4. Why eat inanimate things ... You still feel that you are not fat enough.

At that time, Liang Qian was like a fresh sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

6. The meat around the neck is covered layer by layer, just like overlapping waves.

7. plump and round as jade, beautiful as pearls, so beautiful that you are not fat, but beautiful.

8. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.

9. I found myself a little fatter, so I bought a slim skirt to urge myself to lose weight.

10. Good-looking collarbone is the same, and interesting stomach jumps.

1 1. I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.

12. After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.

13. I accidentally gained another kilo and started eating grass next week. Look, everything is ready.

14. If I'm thin, I won't get fat if I eat five meals a day. Now I have gained weight. If I only eat one meal a day, it is too difficult to lose weight.

15. Every big weight loss at the turning point of life has ulterior motives.

16. You made a whole body fat filling!

17. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.

18. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, but I seized it.

19. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

20. Winter is a season of getting fat carelessly, which has reached a record high.

2 1. I am emotional, I am plump, and I send warmth to my husband.

Funny sentences that want to gain weight but don't gain weight (chapter 2) 22. The typhoon came, and people and trees around it were blown away …

23. Easy to raise, fleshy girls seem to be able to grow meat if they really drink water;

24. At this moment, the door was pushed open and a fat man came in. Turned out to be a butcher.

25. Why is it so difficult to lose weight? I gained 6 pounds in just 7 days after the Spring Festival. It's been a week since the Spring Festival, and I haven't lost a pound!

26. Who said I was black and fat when I started school? I killed him.

27. As soon as you passed in front of me, the Wifi signal dropped by two squares! Too fat.

28. Whoever has less belly wrinkles will not have ups and downs in life.

I really can't allow myself to indulge any longer. When I look in the mirror, I hardly know myself. A sphere is me. This year's wish is to lose weight successfully and get rid of the bill!

It's not that we are too fat, but that you are too thin.

3 1. I'm already on the road to gaining weight, drifting away and unable to turn my head.

32. Losing weight in summer is the only goal of my sister! Funny me and my funny colleagues.

Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is far away. I can't go back because I'm losing weight. Good friends, let's cheer together!

34. Shut up and spread your legs. For a fat man like me, it's still useful!

Looking at old photos, I have to say that years have made pig feed. At first I thought I was fat and ugly, but of course I didn't expect it to get worse.

36. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

37. It would be nice if the weight could exceed 100 minus 20.

38. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

39. I really don't want to pay New Year greetings everywhere. The first sentence when we met was "Oh, I'm getting fat". I can't refute it. After all, I came to eat your meal today.

40. I am not fat, but my face is fat, which is really cute. I want to bite MengMeng's bread face.

4 1. I have become more and more unhappy recently. I think I've gained weight again. After all, I am all fleshy!

42. Everyone lined up to be weighed. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.

Talking about being fat and being in a bad mood; Let yourself gain weight when you are lovelorn, because your heart is wide and your body is fat.

1. My three major shortcomings are: I am fat; The second fattest; Third, you can't lose weight!

2. I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year and light up your eyes; As a result, fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view.

3. The woman is ugly and doesn't talk well. Once she went on a blind date, and it took a long time for the hero to arrive. Women get angry when they see that he is a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero was angry, too: at least I lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?

My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.

I really don't want to pay New Year greetings everywhere. The first sentence when we met was "Oh, I'm fat", and I can't refute it. After all, I came to eat your meal today.

6. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, and he is destined to study all his life.

7. Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".

8. Thanks to being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

9. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

10. Fat people have only two ways, either to die of obesity or to starve to death. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their bodies better or to make their mentality better. Which sentence do you agree with?

1 1. If you think I'm fat, I'll lose weight. If you say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain You taught me.

12. I want to slim down into a flash of lightning and illuminate all the wretched fat people.

13. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you gain weight, it's yours.

14. At this moment, the door was pushed open in a hubbub and a fat man came in. Turned out to be a butcher.

15. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

16. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear."

17. Don't call others ... boors just because you have gained a little weight!

18. I can afford to play, and I'm not so picky as a thin man. I don't eat or do this;

19. It is easy to raise, and fleshy girls seem to be able to grow meat if they really drink water;

20. Fat people play basketball, and there is one more defensive way than ordinary people: chest defense.

Sad sentences want to cry.

1. [As long as you don't kneel, no one in the world is taller than you]

2. [I often cry while watching TV and listening to music, just because of a scene, a lyric and a sentence.

3. We have cut short hair, left long hair, trusted animals, loved rotten people, and looked through love. We have been gambling, we can cry but we can't lose.

My story is very long. Get married if you want to hear it.

I also want to worry about my diet and daily life alone, so that I can pay attention to my health. Call me every day to say good morning and good night and say that he loves me-

6. If you ask God for help, you believe in God's power. If God doesn't help you, it means that God believes in your ability.

7. The moment you become friends, you will never get back to your friends.

8. I cried and told myself that this was the last time, the last time I cried for him, the last time I cried for a man-

9. I finally waited for you. Good thing I didn't become a genius!

10. It's hard to be told that you are right about your tears.

1 1. [Your ocean dries up and rocks rot].

12. Call me garbage, but only if you are better than me, otherwise you are even worse than garbage.

13. I believe everyone here knows the pain of breaking up, so I will tell you here.

14. You don't need anyone to prove your Excellence.

15. Don't ask me if I hate you. As long as I don't die, I will think about how to make your life worse than death.

16. Don't try to prove to the person who abandoned you how blind he is.

17. There is only one person you love, that is, he does not have me.

18.[ I like dreaming, but I never expect it]

19. I will learn to forget you, put you down and stop worrying about you. From now on, you are nothing to me.

20. Don't live in memories, the sun won't dry your clothes.

2 1. No one can enter my heart like you.

22. You don't know how to borrow and return. Yes, how about returning my love and love?

23. Our past is also a past we can't go back to.

She leaned over the window and smiled silently. The sadness and calmness in her smile turned into light with the tears on the ground.

25. [I suddenly envy the person who didn't like you before]

26. Bruising and screaming are still deeply hurting the people you love. You got it?

27. Don't bully me. I have no culture, and I don't want you without culture.

28. Never argue with the dog, because if you win him, you are better than the dog, and if you lose, you are worse than the dog, which is no different from the game and the dog.

29. Meet a fireworks show and spend a reincarnation time.

I hear there is a river between you and me, which is longer than that season and farther than the sky.

3 1. The two luckiest things in my life

One thing is that time has finally exhausted my love for you.

33. The sky is still blue without you, but it is happier without your son.

34. I know who looks, who says and who thinks, and I know it myself. That's the sentence. That's what I do.

I'm afraid no one will help me wipe my tears when my heart breaks.

36. Except me, no one is fit to live with you forever.

Don't complain that there are many inequalities in this society. If you think you are working hard now, you are going uphill.

38. We seem to be patients waiting for redemption, but there is no cure.

39. Don't think that just saying one or two words means that we know a lot, and you can be unscrupulous in front of me.

40. I am trying to get close to you. Please cherish and don't tell me to give up.

4 1. If you are really good to me, please agree with my choice.

42. Listen to sad songs and watch happy plays.

43. Waiting for your concern until I close my heart.

44. His heart has already changed seasons, and you are still standing on the day when he made a promise.

45. I am crossing the street. Where are you?

46. Take the same street and return to two worlds.

47. I am a little happy when I miss you, and a little sad when I miss you.

48. Walk alone until you forget.

49. Memory is like a yellowed photo album, silently telling a story that has grown old.

If I have money, I want to buy all your lies.

5 1. You weren't there when I had a nightmare. Do you know how much I miss you holding me?

You weren't there when I was in a bad mood. Do you know how much I miss you to comfort me?

53. One should fall in love at first sight once in one's life.

Why do you always take my toilet paper? Can't you buy it yourself? Don't be so stingy. It's just a little piece of toilet paper. I'll give it back to you when I'm finished.

55. [What's the matter? Is it brave to say you love me? Are you timid? ]

56. I like your eyes. You really got in my way.

57. You don't know that I have always been cold in front of you.

58. You can quarrel with me, get angry with me and run wild with me, but you can't leave me.

59. Few people can continue to like you even after being rejected.

60. The weather is getting cold. I have grown up. I learned to smile, to be strong and not to cry, but I still can't forget her.

6 1. In this hurried and realistic world, we are tired of looking at repetition and habits, the same car and the same scenery.

62. Envy is a knife. In the end, it is either inserted in others or in your own heart.

If I feel that I don't love you anymore, I won't feel lonely anymore.

64. I am hurt in my heart. Can I really forget it without packaging?

65. I rummaged around for my happiness, but it fell unconsciously, like a fallen leaf this season.

You weren't there when I cried. Do you know how much I want to hold you?

67. I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you had been here.

68. Time is crushed gently and can no longer be completely spliced.

69. I said that we are a garden, and whoever leaves is incomplete.

70. I gave up. I have no chance to turn back.

7 1. The things that we thought we would never forget were forgotten in the process of our obsession.

I really admire myself for being able to smile and say it doesn't matter in the face of a lot of lies.

73. [I admire myself for being able to smile and say it doesn't matter in the face of a lot of lies]

74. Don't rely too much on anyone. When he stops looking for you, accompanying you and coaxing you, you will feel very uncomfortable.

75. [People always can't tell whether it's inertia dependence or love]

76. The math teacher took us swimming in the sea of questions. At last, he went ashore and we all drowned.

I am afraid that if I care too much about you, you will shrink back, get bored, resent, feel unreasonable and leave. ]

78. I used to be very thin, and I will be very thin in the future, so I am still incomplete after being fat for a while.

Pregnancy, obesity, friends, humorous sentences

I am pregnant, very fat and humorous in my circle of friends. Sentence 1 1. I said I'm not fat, but the little man with a fat face is really cute. I want to take a bite of MengMeng's bread face.

There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

The naked eye can see the speed of weight gain. Every time I go out to eat, I'm embarrassed to say I'm fat. It's too difficult.

4. You are fat and delicate. You grow in the right place, and you look good and beautiful.

5. Don't call others rude just because they are a little fatter!

6. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.

7. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

8. Don't lose heart. Although you don't have a recent trip, how can you still have a figure that says you will gain weight when you gain weight!

9. I stand on your left, but it seems to be across the Milky Way.

10. Fat people can't beat others, but they can't run away. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.

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12. With such a short distance, I can turn over soon.

13. Maybe I am too fat and occupy too many positions, so I can't always appear in your heart.

14. People who can't control their mouths don't argue to lose weight! Serve you right! Fat man!

15. There are only two ways for fat people, either to die fat or to starve to death. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their bodies better or to make their mentality better. Which sentence do you agree with?

16. to lose weight, sometimes it's not that you can't control your mouth, but that you don't have a scale in your heart.

17. If you are not careful, you will gain weight again! Try to squeeze out your double chin! Run 40 minutes today!

18. I'm still not fat this winter, but I'm three pounds fatter than in October.

19. People become fat in middle age and reach the top when they lose weight!

20. I found myself a little fatter, so I bought a slim skirt to urge myself to lose weight.

Pregnant and fat, humorous sentence 2 2 1. If only the weight could exceed 100 minus 20.

22. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.

23. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

24. What's missing? We don't know, people are dumbfounded because they are fat, and I am angry because I am thin.

25. Fat people want to be thin so much, and people who are too thin want to gain weight so much, so let their dreams come true, okay?

26. I am still eating this thing at this time. I may think I gain weight too slowly.

27. Being fat means being fat. It's no use changing your hairstyle.

28. With a smile, my eyes disappeared, and two pieces of meat on my cheek kept shaking up and down with the action.

29. For so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.

30. One day, I will be as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

3 1. Let go of the hand you can't hold, it's too fat.

32. Summer is coming again. Time to lose weight! Do you have like-minded friends?

33. Easy to raise, fleshy girls seem to be able to grow meat if they really drink water;

34. In such a cold day this year, I actually feel fine. Maybe I'm getting fat, fat.

Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".

Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold? I'm covered in fat.

37. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

38. People are dumbfounded because they are fat, but I am angry because I am thin.

39. I cried, my face became fatter and fatter, and my limbs were still too thin. Is it like this to gain weight?

40. I am fat because many things are hard to lose weight.

Pregnant and fat, humorous sentence 3 4 1. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

42. Chinese New Year is terrible! Years ago, he was as light as a swallow and vigorous. After a few years, everyone gained weight.

43. Overeating is really a bad habit, and so is not loving sports! ! ! So now I'm fat again!

44. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

45. I feel fat after walking 1000 step without consuming the energy of a bowl of rice.

46. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

47. Obesity is the pain of breathing. It rolls back and forth in the blood. It hurts to regret not losing weight, to hate not dieting, and to lose weight.

48. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

49. Never walk back on the road of gaining weight every day! I have milk tea again today, and I have an appointment tonight!

50. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

5 1. At that time, Liang Qian was like a sausage, covered in meat and tense. At the moment, it is like air-dried sausage, which is dry without any moisture, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

52. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a fat life.

53. The most exclusive thing in the world is your meat. No matter how you ignore it, it will never leave you!

54. You are getting fat again, so hurry up and have a beer and a piece of Sichuan-style pork to calm your nerves.

55. If time is killing pigs, then obesity is killing dragons!

56. After soaking in the hot spring, it's time to go to Shimonoseki for a snack, and it's gone forever on the way to gaining weight.

57. I accidentally gained another kilo and started eating grass next week. Look, everything is ready.

58. The angle of taking pictures is really important. If you are not careful, you will become short and fat.

59. I've had a good time recently. It's nice to feel carefree. I am also a little scorpion girl, so come on!

60. Compared with me, I am fatter and more capable.