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How to deal with the exam results during the Chinese New Year?

This year, we must be an excellent "other people's child". Come on!

What are you most afraid of during the Spring Festival? I believe many students will agree that they are most afraid of being questioned by their relatives. ...

For those relatives who ask casually at the Chinese New Year party, parents can answer that they are not bad, they are all good and so on. Don't go into in-depth communication about your child's grades. If some relatives and friends really want to know about their children's learning, parents can find opportunities to communicate with relatives and friends alone.

If the final exam goes well, I will finally visit my relatives without hiding; If you slip unfortunately, visiting relatives is definitely a horrible thing.

The question is, when asked about the results of the new year, how to "go back" tactfully and gracefully?

1. Direct

"Still working hard, there is still room for improvement, thank you for your concern!" "That's it, I think it's ok!"

2. Spoil and sell cute

"Aunt, how many points did I get? How much did you give me as a red envelope?"

3. Preemptive strike

When chatting, say hello politely, throw questions at once, and then leave quickly when the other person is ready to think. What questions should be thrown? You can remember the following:

4. throw it back wisely

"Mom told me that my grades are similar to yours ..."

5. Universal

Set the mobile phone alarm clock to ring every ten minutes, and the ringtone will be changed to the mobile phone ringtone. If the phone rings in the process, I am embarrassed to answer the phone and leave smartly. When I get back, it is estimated that my relatives are busy annoying others.

Drag the children of relatives into the water! Recommend reference books to those who go to school, and study hard for the exam questions next door ~ I have already gone to work, so hurry to encourage blind date, and don't be soft. Either TA or you die at this time!

To ask Nian's skills in answering relatives' questions, you can summarize them with a couplet-

Part I: Well, hehehehehehehehehe.

Bottom line: What's that? Ha ha ha ha ha.

Horizontal batch: Auntie eats vegetables

Step 6 hide

"Don't, aunt, we don't talk about this, or you will hit the child when you go home ..."

Look at the advanced actual combat of netizens ~

1. I went to my uncle's house and my aunt asked me all kinds of questions about the exam. I was bored at that time. I said that I didn't do as well as my cousin, and I could give more red envelopes this year, so that I could buy a walking reader, and then my aunt walked away silently.

2. Heroes don't ask the source, and relatives don't look at the scores.

Aunt, your daughter is almost thirty years old. Aren't you going to get married yet?

4. Aunt: "How are your grades at school?" ? Me: "Not so good. I'm too busy falling in love in college to study hard. Aunt: Then why are you still single? Me: "I think it still affects my study too much, so I broke up." "Aunt:" You did the right thing. You shouldn't fall in love in college. Learning is the most important thing. ".Me:" Mm-hmm ". Kill two birds with one stone. Even yesterday's questions were answered tactfully.

5. Being a man is not easy. Get grades before 18, and get objects after 18! Ask the child if he has a date! When you have children, you ask for grades,/kloc-when you are 0/8 years old, you ask your partner ... why do you have to toss each other? Why not have a good meal and play a card in the New Year?

6. Auntie, in this era of fighting for dad, you are still fighting for your grades, and your son's future is worrying!

7. In the new year, regardless of grades, we are still relatives!

8. "Is the exam difficult?" "Not bad, every paper has questions that can be done."

9. Beauty and wisdom cannot coexist!

10. Not bad, the focus is only 400 points!

It is not good for children to get together with relatives and friends during the New Year. When the elders and relatives ask their children about their grades, they simply care about their studies, find a topic class, or compare their studies. And no matter whether the children's test scores are good or bad, this way of asking about the results is not good for the children's mental health. Therefore, every parent who is asked about their children's grades by relatives during the New Year must follow a premise when dealing with the problem, that is, to protect their children's learning enthusiasm and self-esteem.

For those of you who are about to take the college entrance examination, the most important thing is to remember the pain of "making up for your poor grades".